- >Morn of Our Begotten Sin in Equestria
- >Be Anonymous the Fustilarian
- >You awake in an empty bed to the smell of cereal being prepared
- >A fine morning for cereal, you believe, after a difficult and draining night
- >Why you struck your shameless being upon the yellow mare thrice in Her moonlight, you cannot say
- >Why Fluttershy allowed you passage each time, you can not reason
- >You do not love her for it is simply how the world is built
- >Great man build great houses...
- >... Why do great houses hold none warmer than those under the stone?
- >Agh, enough of these intrusive questions!
- >You dress in part layer this morn and head down stairs
- >The yellow kitchen maiden buzzes happily to herself as she cooks over a very modern stove
- F: Oh, Anon! So good to see you this morning! I decided to make both pancakes and oatmeal
- >You see a large spread of food that could host the company of several more ponies
- A: Thank you, m'lady
- F: No, no, thank you for being so generous to me
- >You shrug with a bit of puzzlement and smile
- A: Is it not you who opened your home to us?
- F: Yes, but... you paid us so well and... well
- >Fluttershy blushes nervously
- F: Well, last night was... oh, just magical, Anon
- A: 'Twas nothing of the sort. We shared but a fleeting instant of infatuation and slake our most carnal needs
- F: -You- say it like that... but, I am sure your body was telling me a different story
- >You nod without argument
- A: 'Tis true we may have been a bit... -pent- up, if you will... you were an excellent host from beginning to end
- F: I really liked when you kissed me... you know where... I never even heard of two ponies doing -that- before. J-just thinking about it is kind of exciting...
- >Fluttershy holds her own face as it flushes red
- >You pay little attention to the swooning mare as you furiously eat the food set before you
- >If nothing else, you spent a tremendous amount of energy on you... excursions of the quilt
- >It is not too long after that you hear a knock at the door
- >You assure Fluttershy that you will answer it as she cleans a dish
- TS: Hello, Fluttershy! I brought you the book on large, terrestrial primates you were asking abo-...
- >It is Twilight Sparkle and she seems displeased to find you at Fluttershy's door
- TS: Anon! What are you doing in Fluttershy's house?
- A: We were enjoying a hot meal in good company. Pray tell, how can we assist you this fine day?
- >Twilight sniffs at the air pervading you for a while and looks you over with accusing eyes
- TS: You two... didn't get into any funny business, did you?
- A: We have no clue in the slightest what you may be implying
- >Implying you haven't the foggiest
- TS: Well... where is Fluttershy anyway?
- >You fetch Fluttershy and allow her to speak her peace with the angry unicorn at the door
- F: Oh, hello, Twilight. What can I do for you this morning?
- TS: I brought you the book you wanted on primates... what's the sudden interest in large primates, hmm?
- >Fluttershy smiles anxiously between you and Twilight
- F: I had a sudden concern about dealing with some wild monkeys...
- >Twilight's eyes narrow as Fluttershy ducks down slightly
- F: ... Who were eating the extra fruit...
- >Twilight applies more pressure
- F: ... I left for the fruit bats...
- >Fluttershy is nearly shaking in fear now
- >Twilight looks at her and then to you
- TS: I hope your -monkey- problem won't interfere with Anon's work here in Ponyville
- F: Oh, heavens, no! Anon is free to do whatever he needs to
- TS: Good, because it would be a shame to see -him- being -interrupted- by -somep0ny- when he's working
- A: M'lady, Sparkle... we think you claim more authority than one should
- TS: I am just watching out for your well being. I know somep0nies in Ponyville act different behind closed doors
- >Twilight Sparkle stares intently at Fluttershy
- A: 'Tis true, yet Fluttershy has shown me nothing but kindness and care. We are a burden upon her peaceful home if any matter is to be weighed
- >Twilight thinks over your words for a moment and nods in agreement
- TS: If you say so... just don't get into any trouble the Princess would not
- A: Hah! Of course not! Thank you for such ample advice
- >You chuckle lightly and wave Twilight your farewells
- >When the unicorn disappears past the cobblestone path, you look to Fluttershy
- A: 'Twas an interesting eve, in so many words. We thank you, Fluttershy, for the stay and meal and all the kindness you bestowed
- F: A-and the, um... you know... in my bed?
- A: Enjoyable in body and fulfilling of the base urges we all share...
- F: So, that's a good thing, right?
- >You pet Fluttershy's head and set out into the rising sun
- >The yellow mare watches you walk off without a sound
- >You stumble through town on your way to the train station
- >Being away from Canterlot for a single night has you wistful
- >What if your Princess had come for you in the night after all?
- >Would you have given in as easily?
- >The sound of an argument nearby breaks your trance and you investigate
- >Three fillies of varying castes are scuffling with cock
- A: Subjects! Why dost this fowl earn your scorn?
- >The three cease their brawl and the cock flies away
- SL: What did he say?
- AB: Ah don't know... Ah think he's speakin' in minotaur
- SB: He doesn't -look- like a minotaur
- AB: Maybe he's a -baby- minotaur?
- SL: That would explain why he doesn't have horns yet
- >These foals are trying your patients
- A: We are no minotaur, but a human!
- SL: Alright, jeez, no need to shout...
- >Shouting?
- A: We are not shouting! We are merely conveying out message in the royal Canterlot way!
- >You notice quite a few ponies around the square have also stopped to look upon you
- >You bring your voice to a royal whisper
- A: We do apologize... we heard your cries of anger and merely came to aid you
- SB: Aww, that's so nice of you, mister... human?
- A: You can call me, "Anonymous"
- SL: That's a silly name...
- SB: Wouldn't that mean that we still don't know your name? "Anonymous" means not being identified by a name
- >The pegasus and earth caste ponies look to the unicorn
- SL: What are you? A dictionary?
- AB: Ah think his name's fine
- >The unicorn puffs her face and deflates quickly
- SL: Hey! I got an idea, girls!
- >The three huddle closely and you can scarcely hear what they are saying
- >Every now and again, one will lift their head up to look at you before ducking back down
- AB: So, Anonymous, how's 'bout we tag along with'ya today an' learn all 'bout Canterlot?
- >You see a gleam in her small eyes that is off-putting
- A: We are... unsure...
- SB: Aww, come on! We'll be good, we promise!
- >The unicorn pouts and mists her eyes
- >That face...
- A: Fine...
- >The three bounce around you and cheer
- SL+AB+SB: Cutie Mark Crusaders Human Assisters!
- >You feel that your infinite generosity and royal resolve is about to be sorely tested this day
- >The train ride to Canterlot is precisely uneventful
- >To see train routes not beset by fencing or magical barriers is truly incredible
- >You can only speculate when the last dragon attacked your faire city
- >Peace, while welcomed, was strange
- >The four of you arrive at the station and exit to the platform
- SB: So, where do you live, Anonymous?
- SL: Yeah! What's a human house look like?
- >You point off into the distance
- AB: Oh, ya' live behind the castle?
- >You shake your head from side to side
- A: We live -in- the castle
- >The three fillies look at you in wonderment
- SB: Does Princess Celestia know?
- A: Yes, our empress was the very soul to instate us therein
- AB: Did anyp0ny ever tell ya' yew talk funny?
- >You sigh at how inattentive these fillies seem to be
- >You walk along through the streets of Canterlot for the first time in daylight
- >Many unicorns make up the population, as was once right, but today you see a minority of pegasi and earth caste as well
- >What a strange and tolerant world
- SB: Oh, Anon! Look! They have a dress store!
- AB: Startin'a sound like Rarity there
- SB: And you're starting to sound like Applejack
- >The two lock eyes and butt heads for a moment before laughing
- >You continue walking by to a symphony of gasps as the ponies of this new world see something like you for the first time
- >You remember the trouble of befriending ponies of your time, though being able to kill dragons did assist in being accepted
- >You moan to yourself and approach the gates of the palace
- SL: So, what's it like being so tall?
- A: 'Tis the same as being one so small. We just see you when we bow as you see us when you pray...
- >You nearly chuckle at that phrase... Celestia always had a way with rhymes
- >You cross through the guards with your fillies in tow and enter the castle doors
- >A guard greets you at the door and announces your arrival
- Guard: Sir Anonymous... the Princess has been expecting your return and wish for you to meet her post-haste!
- >You nod and walk along to the throne room
- >The guard eyes your band of foals, but seems to withhold his comment
- SB: Wow, this place is -beautiful-!
- SL: Look how high the ceilings are!
- AB: Ah bet we could try base jumpin' here!
- >You aim a stern look in the earth caste's direction
- A: If you would mind yourselves, we are to meet the Princess of the Sun. Her majesty, Celestia
- >The name leaves a sour taste on your tongue
- >The three fillies do seem to understand this and walk neatly behind you
- >As you enter the throne room, a guard sounds a horn
- G: Now arriving, Sir Anonymous... and his kind?
- >The guard whispers to the other guard about the strange fillies
- >They both shrug and try to look stern and ready
- C: Anonymous! We had sent a messenger to your chambers to find you were gone. We discovered you in Ponyville at sunrise. I hope the trip was nice and relations are going well?
- >You kneel on one knee with your head hung downward, as is tradition
- A: Empress...
- C: Please, call me, "Celestia"
- A: ... Princess Celestia... we were taking in the sights and sounds of this new era. Much has changed and we fear we are... antiquated
- >Celestia strides easily from her throne to you
- C: Anonymous, do not feel this way. Time has changed much however, you simply need to learn about this new age. I am sure you have noticed the peace you worked so hard to achieve
- >You smirk
- A: We do... we did not see one filthy wyrm or vile drake in the sky
- C: Do be careful with that kind of language... the peace is held together with tenuous bonds
- A: As you wish, m'lady, we shall...
- >A cacophony of calls come from your miniature companions
- AB: Woah, the Princess sher is pretty!
- SB: And so elegant!
- SL: And her wings are so cool!
- C: I see you've brought guests today? Who are these little fillies your chauffeuring?
- AB: Mah name's, "Applebloom", Princess!
- SL: I'm Scootaloo!
- SB: And I'm Sweetie Belle! Pleasure to meet you!
- >They all bow before the Princess
- >You suppose they had learned -some- etiquette after all
- C: It is likewise charming to meet you three. I hope Anon here has been a generous host?
- >Celestia winks at you and smiles
- >You could swear upon your eyes that she was not the mare you remember from that horrible night
- >This doppelganger before you must be another for you know the wrath of the unyielding sun
- A: Princess Celestia... we have arrived at your summons and wish to know more of our task ahead?
- C: Task? Oh, yes, thank you for reminding me. I have summoned you here to bring a prized tome to a pupil of mine. Her name is Twilight Sparkle. I trust you two have already met?
- A: Wise as always, our Princess. We will happily depart after food and bath, if it pleases m'lady?
- C: Of course! I was going to tell you to get a bath when you could
- >Celestia chuckles and moves in close to whisper
- C: You smell a bit like a stray mare today, if you catch my drift
- >Your face contorts, but you see no reason to play into this
- A: Thank you, Princess
- >You stay on your knee for a long moment
- >You choke a moment... is she going to...
- >Celestia looks you over once before realizing
- C: Oh, right... A~hem! You are dismissed, Sir Anonymous
- >You stand and bow before making a break to your quarters
- >Her presence is right, but it feels as if the Princess of the Sun has lost substance
- >It must be the march of time upon her being
- >You arrive at your bedroom with the three fillies in tow
- A: Maid! See to it that these three are properly maintained while we bathe... there are to be no interruptions. Thank you and dismissed
- >The servant looks at you rather awkwardly
- >They must be new
- >You should always show mercy to new help
- >You draw your bath and relax your muscles
- >All is quiet and calm for a brief moment before you catch something moving
- >You strobe your eyes across without moving a muscle
- >The thing appears close to your tub and you strike
- >Success!
- >In your strong hand resides a pony's neck
- >It struggles for an instant as you let go
- SL: A-Anon! What... what was that about?
- A: We did not realize who our assailant was... accept our forgiveness. Are you not suppose to be with the chambermaid and thy friends?
- SL: Well, we were technically with them a second ago...
- >You roll your eyes
- A: What is it we can help you with while we are bathing?
- SL: Well, everyp0ny has been wanting to ask you all about your life... you know, as a human? We're trying to get our cutie marks and we're pretty sure "human assistants" is a real thing
- A: We are sure that will not be thy cutie mark
- SL: But, you can't be sure until you try everything! By the way, do humans have cutie marks?
- A: Did you not ask us of this earlier this morn?
- SL: We probably did... so, was that a "no" or...?
- A: No, humans do not acquire the cutie mark as does a pony
- SL: OK... well, how do you know what you're good at then?
- A: Simple, we try many -things- and decide what we like doing. Then we are to practice that -thing- until it becomes rote
- SL: Makes sense. One question... what's a rote?
- A: It means simply to follow a habitual pattern or procedure. To do something continuously without thought
- SL: Oh... I get it now! You know, your pretty smart
- A: Thank you... now, if you would excuse this one, we would like to enjoy our bath...
- >You close your eyes and rest you head on the ledge of the tub
- >It is silent again and you are about to smile
- >All tranquility is torn from you with the sound of a splash and the feeling of hooves on your legs
- >Your eyes snap to attention and you spy Scootaloo from across the tub
- A: What... are... you... doing!?
- SL: I, uh... I was dirty?
- >You sit up in the tub and stare angrily at this filly
- A: We offer our kindness to you and this is what action you take? What could be your justification for entering our bath?
- >Scootaloo rubs her head with a hoof and stares away
- SL: Well, I've heard some stories about... bipeds... you know? Like you and minotaurs and stuff? I was like, "Well it's probably just a lie" and you know? So I...
- A: Your ramblings are not becoming... get on with it
- SL: Is it true you -wang- is always showing?
- A: What kind of question is that from a filly?! Should you not be concerning yourself with learning to cook and clean as is every mare's rightful place?
- SL: I suppose... I never thought about it much... but, if I am going to be your assistant, I should know this, right?
- A: We need -not- an assistant! We need peace and tranquility!
- SL: Aww, come on! You need my help at least! How else would you wash your back?
- >Scootaloo smirks as if invincible
- >You turn around and expose you back to her
- >You then reach your arms over your head and flex them to your back
- SL: Oh... didn't know humans could do that... well, um...
- A: We are flexible, we are lean and powerful. We need not one's help to maintain us!
- >You see Scootaloo peering around the disappearing soap bubbles for something
- A: You are too young to concern yourself with matters of males! Get out of this bath or so help me, I shall...!
- >Scootaloo starts sobbing
- >No, you shall not be swayed!
- >But, you made this filly cry for reasons she could not fully comprehend
- >You have a duty and morals!
- >How could you make her hurt and deny her knowledge?
- >Why are you conflicted at all!?
- A: Enough! Do not weep! We cannot bear the sound... of a lady weeping
- >Scootaloo looks up at you, her eyes red with tears
- >You sigh a regretful sigh and stand up
- A: There... do you see? Does it please you to know?
- >Scootaloo stares at you long enough to paint your portrait
- >You wait no longer for her answer and hide yourself in the water
- SL: You weren't kidding about being lean and strong... do you... do you like running?
- A: Not entirely
- SL: C-can I see -it- again?
- >You move like a fish through the water to the curious foal
- A: Child... what has happened to you to take this much interest in males? Atop of that... why the interest in us?
- SL: I heard... Rainbow Dash... she's my friend... she was talking about it and I overhead a lot... so, I was thinking... it could help get my cutie mark?
- >You look with a mixture of horror and curiosity
- A: Why, in this great nation, would you have such a thought? What two ponies do in -that- fashion will never be what or who you are. 'Tis insanity to think another would find your cutie mark!
- SL: W-what if I wanted to try anyways?
- A: By all means, try! Rut with as many males as you can coerce! 'Tis not my concern though...
- SL: S-so, you wouldn't touch me?
- A: Do we give the impression of some... some... filly fiddler?! Are we but a toy for your own amusement?
- >Scootaloo hangs her head in sadness
- SL: Safety...
- A: Pardon?
- SL: I... I think you're nice... you know? And this is my first time ever in heat... You just looked... safe? I know, it doesn't make sense
- A: We know not of a remedy for this... other than the most obvious of remedies
- >Though the old world would proclaim this filly your new maid upon taking her maidenhead... you are uncertain of such actions in the new world
- >Besides, you have a dozen plus one maids to date... or you used to...
- A: We... can lend a hand... But no more! To take more would be a contemptible thing and we would be most displeased with greed. Dost thou understand?
- >Scootaloo looks up with renewed hope
- SL: Do you mean it?
- A: Yes, we are true to our word. You must be true to your herein
- >Scootaloo nods quickly with her mouth agape
- >You move slightly closer to her and your hand disappears beneath the water
- >You grope about until you see Scootaloo's ears stand upright and her wings part slightly
- SL: Ah... ooh~...
- A: Be quiet...
- >Her mouth closes as huffs of air push between her teeth and nostrils
- >You bring her body closer still until you feel her fragile form in your lap
- >You hands glide easily over her marehood and her wings flutter lightly
- >A strange notion crosses your mind about the pegasus caste
- >First Fluttershy and now this little one has wanted to bed you
- >Is it possible you are some type of fetish for their race?
- >You push this thought to the side for now and grip Scootaloo's little flank
- >It is rather bony and small
- >You do appreciate large assets, but this is not for you after all!
- A: From your trembling, you must be nearing your peak. If you need us to slow down or stop, please say so
- SL: F-f-fast-er-er...
- >Her hot breath mixes with the cooling water ever so nicely
- >You feel her hooves wrap about your arm and her hips move of their own volition
- >A bit of small talk may ease her to fruition
- A: You're wings are pretty...
- >Scootaloo looks up at you with the widest eyes you've seen and her mouth hangs open
- >The bath suddenly reignites, at least in your lap, as Scootaloo has her first induced orgasm
- SL: A-Anon... you... oh~...
- >She gasps very hard between words
- >You pat her head and lay it on your chest
- >Scootaloo slowly catches up on her lungs and begins
- SL: Anon, I... you... do you mean it?
- >You take a small wing in your hand and help it extend to its fullest
- >The small wings look extremely well kept and you smile slightly
- A: We are a man of our words, my little dear
- >Scootaloo holds you as far around as her small hooves allow
- >You stroke her mane a little longer
- A: We should retire from this embrace... you should reunite with your playmates
- SL: ... Can we stay like this... a little longer?
- A: We really must get...
- SL: Please, don't let go yet...
- >It cannot be helped, you think
- >You hold tightly for what feels like eternity
- A: Are you satisfied now?
- >You feel her hooves loosen and she reluctantly pulls away
- SL: I really needed this... it's like I'm completely better!
- A: We do hope it lasts...
- >You remember a time long since past when a certain young Princess would be locked away in her chambers during her "episodes"
- >Ah, to be young and naive again
- >You rise first from the tub and step out
- >You notice the filly's eyes sizing you up like a choice bit of lettuce
- >As you cover yourself with a bath towel, she audibly sighs
- SL: Anon... do you think... we could...
- A: Not now nor soon. We are actually rather concerned to have done this at all...
- >Scootaloo looks to you with sincerity
- SL: I'll preen three times a day from now on... you know, in case you do want to see me
- >You smile at her misguided attempts to woo you
- A: Your wings are fine as is. Do not overdo a good thing, Scootaloo
- SL: You said my name
- A: Yes, well, it is -your- name
- SL: But, you say it really nicely... Anonymous, I...
- A: No, no more words. No more feelings. Come dry off so we may meet your friends and we shall perform our royal duties
- >Scootaloo hops out of the tub and you buff her out
- >She attempts to rut your hand again, but you set her sights in the proper direction
- >You truly think you are a toy for the pegasus clan and are rather glad to never had active dealings with them
- >If they are this dangerous in times of peace, you cannot imagine them in times of war
- >The day presses on as you all leave the castle with the package in hand and three tired fillies trailing behind
- >You board the train heading for Ponyville
- >Scootaloo sits close to you and you can smell her lustful body
- >Across the car sits Applebloom and Sweetie Belle
- SL: Psst, hey! Anon... they fell asleep together
- A: Yes, very cute. We noticed how tired they were. What of yourself?
- SL: I'm a little sleepy... a little... you know?
- A: Thou be a fervent scamp...
- SL: Do you... do you think maybe?
- >She looks up at you with eyes as large as tea plates
- >You groan a bit and decide to sate this beast's immense thirst
- >You both take a quick step into a single compartment bathroom
- >The smell of liquid shame fills the cramped room as Scootaloo sits in your lap
- >She is humping your leg the moment you sit her down
- A: There's not bathtub here. Do not spray us or you shall know fear
- >Your threat seems to excite her further
- >You look at her beautiful, delicate body and consider again doing this to a filly of her age
- >Without much more thought, your skillful hands rub into the orange mare's burning sex
- A: A shame that one's cycle hold such sway over them. Humans do not have such imprisonment
- SL: A-Anon...
- >Her eyes close as she rides you
- >She grinds well against your hand until you are slick from palm to point
- SL: Can you... put one inside?
- >Why not?
- >You slide your middle finger slowly into her lush interior and stir her gently
- SL Oh... my... aah~
- A: Aie... Aie! So vocal for one so small
- >You see Scootaloo attempt to lift her little body up and ride your digit slowly
- SL: It's so good inside... your hand's so hot...
- >She steadies herself using your legs and chest as she picks up her pace
- >You decide to have a spot of fun and add you ring finger
- >As she comes down again, you fill her needy body with more thickness
- SL: Ooh~ ooh~... just a little... deeper... uh!
- >Her body draws your fingers in up to the knuckle and you watch with a perverse awe
- >You here a squelching sound and feel your fingers drip with the signs of a job well done
- >Scootaloo shutters and rocks
- >You hold her in place as she thrashes in her satisfaction
- SL: So good... Oh... I love this... I want to have sex everyday...
- A: We are glad to see you enjoy this. 'Tis not quite sex, however, you will learn that soon enough if you keep this a constant
- >You chuckle and uncork yourself from her loins
- >A trickling film oozes from her well-used body
- >You have come so far... why not go the extra step?
- >You lift your fingers to your mouth and swab her scent and taste on your tongue
- SL: Anon... please... stop...
- >The little mare quivers in your arms as you finish cleaning yourself
- >The taste is not unlike a cloud, but wholly one of citrus
- A: This taste... 'tis pleasing enough. Are you satisfied?
- >You stroke her wing idly as you await an answer
- >She yawns and her eyes close again
- SL: Sleepy... promise me you'll *yawn*, you'll be here when I get up?
- A: Ah, such a promise we could make. We will see you sooner than later
- >You smirk as the sun sets for the day
- >You carry the young filly to your seat and lay her down to rest
- >As the train rolls onward, you step out of a loading door for fresh air
- >The day is long, but the night is longer still
- >The moon rises above you and the light seems to almost caress your face
- >Her majesty is beautiful as always
- >You look up at the moon with your arms spread wide to embrace
- A: Our love for thou is matched only by our love of your moon, Empress
- >You imagine she is standing beside you
- >Her beautiful scent filling your nostrils, her wondrous mane shimmering like that of the night sky on an open sea
- >And her inviting muzzle bearing down upon your own waiting lips
- A: Luna, dearest Princess of the Night... why have you forsaken thy vassal? Why dost the night hold us closer still? We are weatherworn from a thousand storms, yet thine eye's call upon our faith as faith alone is our harbour...
- >Two ships passing in the night... only darkness without light...
- >You lurch back to your cabin to rest a while
- >The trip is not more than a few hours
- >You may as well get some rest
- >Goodnight, dearest Luna