Title:           Day 0 In Fatquestria
Author:          ElectricJetDonkey
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First Edit:      Tuesday 16th of October 2012 12:48:45 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Tuesday 16th of October 2012 12:48:45 PM CDT

>Day 0 in Fatquestria
>More like minute zero, since you and the mane 6 have just defeated Discord, only for him to leave your new home a parting gift.
>Said parting gift consisted of your friends being replaced with Fatershy, Rainboom Dash, Applefat, Flabbity, Tubby Sparkle, Pudgie Pie, Princess Larda and Cellulite
>Well Pudgie for all of ten seconds. Pinkie was her normal svelte self right after you turned your back, only to in turn be Pudgie Pie again inbetween eye blinks.
>Said something about not wanting her friends to feel left out, law of themodynamics or not
>Needless to say Flabbity and Rainboom were hysterical over their ruined figures, Lardershy was retreating into her mane with shame while Applefat had just passed out from shock
>The princesses seemed to be taking the situation with royal dignity and calm, though Cellulite's left eye was twitching
"While they are a bit amusing, I'd appreciate it if you left out the nicknames Anonymous. My little ponies are going to need a lot of care and understanding if we are to deal with this heavy problem."
>Did she just?
"I never said *I* couldn't joke about this Anonymous." Celestia says with a grin