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Blind-Anon Pt 1

By: ElectricJetDonkey on Sep 13th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 2.36 KB  |  hits: 36  |  expires: Never
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  1. "This is the worst vacation ever." you kept muttering in-between swipes of your machete
  2. How that travel agent had convinced you to go on an Amazon safari, you whose wilderness experience was limited to weeding the flower box on your apartment's patio and that one childhood camping trip still escaped you.
  3. Yet here you were, in some god forsaken part of one of the biggest jungles on the planet separated from your tour group with daylight rapidly dwindling and no idea of where you were going.
  4. It really didn't help that your compass had been spinning in circles for an hour or so.
  5. "Magnetic north can bite my shiny metal ass." you grumbled, stopping for a moment to drink the last swig from your canteen.
  6.  
  7. While exhaustion is setting in, you still have a bit of gas in the tank; might as well try and make it to that cave you saw a little ways back, better shelter and whatnot.
  8.  
  9. Though you're starting to get worried, either your eyes are getting blurry from the sweat dripping onto them or its a bad reaction to that strange patch of flowers you tripped into.
  10.  
  11. You'd never seen bright blue flowers like that though.
  12.  
  13. A somewhat familiar noise broke your train of thought.
  14.  
  15. ....
  16.  
  17. Was that a chicken clucking. in the middle of the rainforest?
  18.  
  19. Walking toward the noise, you could definitely tell it was at least two or three chickens happily clucking to themselves, even if the near pitch black darkness prevented you actually seeing anything.
  20.  
  21. Hacking away at another thick patch of brush, you finally reach a clearing in the jungle.
  22.  
  23. A clearing that smelled of hay, chicken feathers and freshly cut grass?
  24.  
  25. Cursing loudly, you tried to wipe the sweat and pollen from your stinging eyes for the umpteenth time
  26.  
  27. >You are Fluttershy
  28.  
  29. Today had been a pretty good day so far. Animals fed, house cleaned and chicken pen fence repaired!
  30.  
  31. All that and you still had time to relax before the vegetable garden had to be weeded, and that meant a visit to Sugar Cube corner for lunch!
  32.  
  33. Seems the Everfree Forest had other things in mind, as your attention is drawn to OMGWTFISTHAT
  34.  
  35. Walking out of the tree line is a... creature? Well SOMETHING you had never seen before. Its double your size, seems to be stomping around with no regards to your property... and IS THAT A BLADE AT THE END OF ITS ARM?
  36.  
  37. You let out an ear-piercing scream, and the creature turns towards you as you pass out.
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