The Greens

[11:41]  * Feldspar sips her water "How's it going? GreenLight, have you gotten a job at the clinic?"

[11:41] <Flora> "We have alot of green guys now"

[11:42] <Arrant> "Hey Feld."

[11:42]  * GreenLight nods, smiling "Eeyup!  Things are great!  How about you, Feld?"

[11:42] <Mary_ONette> !roll d20 you really wanna know how much I feel it?

[11:42] <GameServ> 5 == 5

[11:42]  * Mary_ONette meh

[11:43] <Alerderna> [I woulda lel'd if that were a nat 20.]

[11:43]  * Mary_ONette moar scents needed

[11:43] <Feldspar> "Doing good. Not much goin' on with me."

[11:43] <Mary_ONette> [same here]

[11:43] <Arrant> !roll d20 >inb4 carrots

[11:43] <GameServ> 6 == 6

[11:43] <Alerderna> [>inb4 oranges]

[11:43] <Mary_ONette> [oh I smell the carrots]

[11:43] <Arrant> [I'm tempting fate here]

[11:43]  * GreenLight smells like green apples~

[11:43] <Mary_ONette> [Cookie's scent is in my mane once more]

[11:44] <GreenHoof> [What's my scent?]

[11:44] <Mary_ONette> [you smell like new car]

[11:44]  * Alerderna lifts his head yet again, only to take another swig of his bottle. Finally feeling a tad calmer, he turned around, lookng at all the other p0nes.

[11:44] <Arrant> [>GreenLight]

[11:44] <Mary_ONette> [Hoof you smell steak]

[11:44] <Arrant> [>new car smell]

[11:44] <Arrant> [hue]

[11:44] <Flora> [what are all of are scents Mary]

[11:44] <Arrant> [Thats surprisingly appropriate.]

[11:44] <GreenHoof> [steak? Hmmm]

[11:45] <Alerderna> [c-can I smell like Lavender?]

[11:45] <GreenLight> [>New car]

[11:46] <Al_Dente> [[ wat about me ]]

[11:46] <GreenHoof> [How'd my cum taste, Mary?]

[11:47] <GreenLight> [How did MY cum taste, Mary?]

[11:47] <Feldspar> Oh My~

[11:48] <Alerderna> [brbs]

[11:48]  * GreenLight blushes, shaking his mane from the lewd OOC thoughts "H-How's it going Hoof?"

[11:50]  * GreenHoof is still thinking about his first time of wild horse sex last night, but snaps out of it "Uhhh, it's g-g-going good, GreenLight! What've you been up to?"

[11:50] <Mary_ONette> [1sec]

[11:50] <Flora> [you finally got someone]

[11:50]  * GreenLight snaps out of thinking about his first time of wild horse sex last night "N-Nothing, much, you know, the u-usual!"

[11:51] == Hidden_Glimmer[Afk] has changed nick to Hidden_Glimmer

[11:51]  * GreenHoof smiles and shakes his head quickly, nodding nervously and blushing "G-good to hear, man! H-h-how're you finding Four Cannon? How's the, uh, uh, clinic?"

[11:52] <Feldspar> "What's up with you two guys? Usually aren't that... awkward, I guress."

[11:52] <Feldspar> *guess

[11:52] <GreenHoof> [We got mare pussy, Feldspar. Hue]

[11:52] <Feldspar> [Oh, I know. OOC]

[11:52]  * GreenLight laughs "It's good!  Was tripping a lot on m way here, guess I'm just pretty cumsy!"

[11:52] <Flora> [that poor mare]

[11:53]  * GreenLight blushes "I MEAN CLUMSY!"

[11:53] <GreenLight> [Poor Feldspar]

[11:54] <Alerderna> !roll d20 to spot Mary

[11:54] <GameServ> 13 == 13

[11:54]  * Alerderna spots Mary, his face going slightly gloomy, remembering their last, encounter.

[11:54] <GreenHoof> "Uhhh"

[11:54]  * Feldspar chuckles "You kinda... fucked your words up GreenLight."

[11:55] <Flora> "cumsy"

[11:55]  * Arrant frowns and ughs

[11:55]  * GreenLight sighs, abstaining from any more sex puns

[11:55] <GreenLight> [hue]

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[11:55] <GreenLight> "U-Uh, I, er...."

[11:55]  * GreenHoof 's brain is malfunctioning due to spaghetti

[11:56] <Alerderna> [>italy's GDP dropped by 20%]

[11:56] <Feldspar> "What's wrong? Ya'll hit a... rut in the conversation?"

[11:56] <Flora> !roll d20 to start smelling pasta sauce

[11:56] <GameServ> 11 == 11

[11:57]  * GreenLight blushes "...Feldspar pls... I-It's not like I thrused myself into this situation..."

[11:57] <Flora> "is someone cooking something"

[11:57]  * Feldspar chuckles harder "Good one GreenLight."

[11:58]  * GreenHoof is blushing really bad

[11:58]  * GreenLight smiles "Thanks, you too!"

[11:58]  * GreenLight groans internally for saying that

[11:58] <GreenLight> !roll 1d20 spaghettiception

[11:58] <GameServ> 8 == 8

[11:58]  * GreenHoof looks between his legs and sees that his belly and chest is still covered with dry juices from himself and Lucyne

[11:58]  * GreenHoof gulps hard

[11:58] <Alerderna> [brbs]

[11:58]  * GreenLight doesn't notice Hoof's lewd body

[11:58] <Feldspar> [can we smell it, hoof?]

[11:58]  * Arrant rolls his eyes and walks out of the Inn.

[11:59]  * GreenLight took a bath in the river LIKE A SANE PONE

[11:59] <Flora> !roll d20 to smell the spaghetti  

[11:59] <GameServ> 5 == 5

[11:59] <GreenHoof> [I guess, Feldspar]

[11:59] <Feldspar> !roll d100 spider senses

[11:59] <GameServ> 92 == 92

[12:00] <GreenLight> [hue]

[12:00] == Arrant [[email protected]] has left #FourCannonInn []

[12:00] <Feldspar> [I meant 20, but it still works]

[12:00]  * GreenLight takes a sniff

[12:00] <Flora> [lel]

[12:00] <GreenLight> !roll 1d20

[12:00]  * Silent_Symbol re enters the inn

[12:00] <GameServ> 16 == 16

[12:00]  * Feldspar sniffs around "Ohh Hoof, what's that smell~?

[12:00] <Feldspar> "

[12:00]  * GreenLight follows the scent to.. Hoof's belly "ACK!"

[12:00]  * GreenHoof blushes again "EEP!"

[12:01]  * GreenLight wipes his snout "Grossgrossgross"

[12:01] == Starfire [[email protected]] has quit [Quit: Starfire]

[12:01]  * Flora "What did you sit in Green Light?"

[12:01]  * Silent_Symbol walks upstairs (Later)

[12:01]  * Feldspar continues smelling, moving closer to GreenHoof "The Smelly Smell that Smells Smelly"

[12:01] <Feldspar> [bye]

[12:02] == Silent_Symbol [[email protected]] has quit [Quit: Web client closed]

[12:02]  * GreenLight looks at Feldspar "Oh I SMELL it Ms. Feldspar!"

[12:02] <Alerderna> [back.]

[12:02] <GreenLight> "Do you SMELL it?"

[12:02]  * Feldspar grins at GreenLight "I smell it. You know what it smells like?"

[12:03] <GreenLight> "Lewd~"

[12:03] <Boris_> [Steam GreenLight]

[12:03]  * GreenHoof 's brain is melting as another female moves towards close to him "I, er, uh, erm... scissors?"

[12:03]  * GreenLight is glad he took a bath in the river.  He would HATE to spaghett like this

[12:03] <Feldspar> "Yup. Lewd~."

[12:03] <Alerderna> [When suddenly boris]

[12:03] <Boris_> [Ackchually Ale...]

[12:03] <Alerderna> [I've lewded up the Inn with muh scent lel.]

[12:04]  * Feldspar moves closer to GreenHoof "So, who was it with?"

[12:04] <Flora> [oh it was green hoof that did it]

[12:04] <Boris_> !roll 1d20 DYNAMIC ENTRY

[12:04] <GameServ> 7 == 7

[12:04]  * GreenLight moves closer to Hoof as well "Yeah, who~"

[12:04]  * Boris_ just walks through the front door

[12:05] <Feldspar> "Hi /boris."

[12:05] <Feldspar> *Boris

[12:05]  * GreenHoof 's eyes widen and his face is red as an apple "Uhhhhhhhh..."

[12:05]  * Boris_ looks around, waving to the people there "Hey Feld"

[12:05] <Alerderna> [feck, afk for a bit]

[12:05] == Alerderna has changed nick to Alerderna|Afk

[12:05]  * Mary_ONette snaps out of her scent daze

[12:05]  * GreenLight giggles "Out with it!"

[12:05]  * Flora "Hola Boris"

[12:06]  * Feldspar gets even closser "Whooooooo~?"

[12:06] <Boris_> [Wait, you people are all about smells?]

[12:06] <Boris_> [Fuck shit]

[12:06] <Mary_ONette> [Boris you know I've been about smells]

[12:06]  * Boris_ walks over to the bar

[12:06] <Boris_> [I know bout you]

[12:07] <GreenHoof> "She... uhhh..... I don't... want... to... uhhhhh"

[12:07] <Flora> "just say who"

[12:07] <Boris_> [Who is manning bar?]

[12:07] <GreenLight> "Hey, if it helps, I'll be honest too..."

[12:07] <Feldspar> "Ruby? Rain Drop? Kaiasha? Lucyne?"

[12:08] <Feldspar> [no one]

[12:08]  * GreenLight flattens his ears, blushing at the fourth name "H-How'd YOU KNOW??"

[12:08]  * Boris_ seduces NPC bartender #4129423 into giving him a glass of water, and turns to watch the unfolding spectacle

[12:09] <Feldspar> "I just guessed some untaken mares."

[12:09]  * Feldspar hugs GreenHoof "Congratulations!"

[12:09] <GreenLight> [...Wrong Green...]

[12:09] <Boris_> [Hue]

[12:09]  * Feldspar realizes she hugged the wrong green "Huh? You two?"

[12:09] <Feldspar> *too

[12:10]  * GreenLight snaps out of it "Oh... Wait..."

[12:10] <Flora> "Was the other Green involved too"

[12:10]  * GreenLight eyes Hoof curiously

[12:10]  * GreenHoof stiffens as Feldspar hugs him, he can't say anything

[12:10]  * Mary_ONette ears perk up

[12:11]  * GreenHoof 's mind : MORE FEMALE CONTACT! BRAIN CANNOT HANDLE! ABORT! ABORT! ALL LOGICAL FUNCTIONS SHUTTING DOWN!

[12:11]  * Feldspar lets go of GreenHoof "Wron guy, sorry."

[12:11]  * GreenLight sits there, flustered

[12:11] <Boris_> [They all look the same]

[12:11] <GreenLight> [hue]

[12:12] <GreenHoof> "La la la la lu lu lu lu'

[12:12]  * Feldspar walks over to GreenLight "Congratulations!"

[12:13]  * Feldspar looks at GreenHoof "You alright?"

[12:13]  * GreenLight smiles,running a hoof through his mane "Thanks!  ...I guess?"

[12:13] <GreenHoof> "La le lu le lo, la le lu le lo, la le lo le lo..."

[12:14] <Boris_> "I think Hoof is broken"

[12:14] <Flora> "Can you guys smell the spaghetti?"

[12:14]  * GreenLight GreenSlaps Hoof to snap him out of it "You okay?"

[12:14] <Feldspar> [La-li-lu-le-lo]

[12:14] <Boris_> "Among other things Flora"

[12:14] <GreenHoof> [Hue]

[12:14]  * GreenHoof snaps out of it "Huh-wha?"

[12:15] <GreenLight> [brb]

[12:15] <Flora> "You were spilling pasta everywhere"

[12:15] <GreenHoof> "Oh. Uh, sorry."

[12:16] <Flora> "We will be able to eat for months"

[12:16]  * Feldspar looks back at GreenHoof "Eh, I'll let you keep your secret."

[12:17]  * Feldspar giggles at Flora's comment "Hope we have enough sauce to go with it."

[12:17]  * GreenHoof thinks lewd thoughts about sauce

[12:17] <Feldspar> [Oh My~]

[12:19] <Flora> [how lewd]

[12:20] <GreenHoof> "It was, uh, f-fun?"

[12:21] <Flora> "is this Lucy person green to?"

[12:22] <Feldspar> "Eh, she's minty. That's close."

[12:22] <Boris_> "Who exactly is thsi Lucy character?"

[12:23] <Flora> "some sort of mint colored pony"

[12:23]  * GreenHoof blushes and looks down upon hearing "Lucy"

[12:23] <Feldspar> "So Hoof, it WAS with Lucyne?"

[12:23]  * Mary_ONette sniffs the air smelling apples

[12:24] <Boris_> [>mfw know nothing about lucy except that one time at council and like 10 seconds of interaction more than a month ago]

[12:24] <Feldspar> [Buy Some Apples!]

[12:24] <Flora> [never met her]

[12:24]  * GreenHoof digs at the ground a little with a hoof, looking down, blushing, with ears folded back "M-maybe..."

[12:24] <Lucyne> [>tfw wish I could hang out in the inn daily like I used to]

[12:25] <Feldspar> [DOO EET Lucyne! Bring more funny moments]

[12:25] <Mary_ONette> [tfw spitroast and then unicorn threeway]

[12:25] <Lucyne> [>tfw ded]

[12:25] <GreenHoof> [Lucyne, if you walk in right now, the results will be halarious]

[12:25] <Lucyne> [so ded]

[12:25] <Feldspar> [PLEASE LUCYNE, PLEASE!]

[12:25] <Boris_> [>Only the dead can know peace from this fun]

[12:25] <Lucyne> [I would like to but promised Able a scene]

[12:26] <Feldspar> [Bu-Bu this is a scene]

[12:26] <Mary_ONette> [that I must see]

[12:26] <Lucyne> [I waaaant to keep lewd Lucy around for awkward sex scenes but no, she dying in 3 hours prob]

[12:26] <GreenHoof> [WUT]

[12:26] <Feldspar> [Wat, you're dying?]

[12:26] <Lucyne> [The players will probably kill her, the way I know them]

[12:27] <Flora> [more murders]

[12:27] <Feldspar> [No Lucyne, we won't]

[12:27] <Mary_ONette> [I don't kill...]

[12:27] <Flora> [wait didn't you like 5 times already]

[12:27] <Mary_ONette> [?]

[12:28] <GreenHoof> [Why can't Lewdcyne come into the Inn one last time?]

[12:28] <Flora> [i thought she did by reading stuff in the thread]

[12:28] == GreenLight [[email protected]] has quit [Ping timeout: 192 seconds]

[12:29] <Mary_ONette> [It'll be one last hurrah]

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[12:30] <GreenLight> [Back, what I miss?]

[12:30] <Boris_> [Everyone died]

[12:30] <Boris_> [There was cake]

[12:30] <Mary_ONette> [the end]

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[12:30] <Flora> [we won the game]

[12:30] <GreenLight> [Neat]

[12:31] <GreenLight> [GreenHoof?]

[12:32] <GreenHoof> "I hear its amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hari Kiri Rock. I need scissors. Sixty-one!

[12:32] <GreenHoof> "

[12:32]  * Feldspar giggles "Definitely Lucyne."

[12:32] <Boris_> "You what"

[12:33] <Flora> "she must have got you good"

[12:33] <GreenLight> "...Lucy?  Really Hoof?"

[12:33] <GreenLight> "Whoa.."

[12:33]  * GreenHoof nods, still blushing.

[12:33]  * GreenSleeves sticks his head in through the window.

[12:33] <Boris_> [I must meet this Lucyne and exchange techniques]

[12:33]  * GreenLight hides the 5% jealousy

[12:34] <GreenHoof> "Wh-who did you, uh, get with, GreenLight?"

[12:34]  * GreenLight hugs Hoof "Dude... we both lost our virginity last night!"

[12:34] <GreenHoof> "Woah... really?"

[12:34]  * GreenLight flattens his ears "ahem, erm, that is..."

[12:34]  * Feldspar giggles "Both of you did the same girl, I think."

[12:34]  * GreenLight coughs "Lucyne"

[12:35]  * GreenSleeves sees GreenHoof and GreenLight, and climbs in.

[12:35]  * GreenSleeves walks over to the pair.

[12:35]  * GreenHoof 's eyes widen "OHHEYGREENSLEEVES"

[12:35]  * GreenSleeves gives Hoof an akward glance "Hey..."

[12:35]  * Mary_ONette knows whats up but keeps silent after regconizing their scents

[12:35]  * Feldspar takes a seat behind the bar "Hey GreenSleeves!"

[12:35] <Boris_> [MARY, WHAT DO YOUR NOSE HOLES SMELL]

[12:36] <GreenLight> "H-HEY GREENSLEEVES"

[12:36] <GreenSleeves> "Hiya Light, Feldspar."

[12:36] <Mary_ONette> [steak and brocolli]

[12:36] <Flora> [was the other green involved to]

[12:36] <GreenLight> [Hue.]

[12:37] <Boris_> [lel]

[12:37] <GreenLight> [No, that'd be sorta gay~]

[12:37]  * GreenSleeves 's underside is encrusted with dried sex-juices. He remains standing in order to try and conceal this fact.

[12:37] <Feldspar> "Hey Sleeves, you missed some fun."

[12:37] <GreenSleeves> "....Fun?"

[12:37]  * GreenLight takes a whiff

[12:37] <Flora> [it's not gay as long as you dont touch ball]

[12:37] <GreenLight> "...oh, COME ON"

[12:37] <Mary_ONette> [not from my you don't]

[12:38]  * GreenLight snorts at the pun

[12:38] <Mary_ONette> *nose

[12:38] <GreenLight> "...You too Sleeves??"

[12:38]  * Feldspar sniffs around GreenSleeves "Wow, all three of ya in one night?"

[12:38]  * GreenSleeves smiles widely. "Yeah..."

[12:38] <Boris_> "Wow, that's..."

[12:38]  * Boris_ screams internally

[12:39] <GreenLight> "Let me guess..."

[12:39] <GreenHoof> "We, uh, spitroasted? Sort of?"

[12:39]  * Mary_ONette 's mouth and hoof smells of yesterdays lewd

[12:39]  * GreenLight gasps "Wh-WHAT"

[12:39]  * GreenSleeves smiles even larger at the mention of spitroasting.

[12:39] <GreenLight> "Dude, that's, um, nice?"

[12:39] <Feldspar> *Feldspar's jaw drops "S-Spitroasted? Wow."

[12:39] <GreenLight> "Whoa..."

[12:39] <Flora> "ooooo"

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[12:40]  * GreenHoof is trying to calm down now that the three greens are united

[12:40] <GreenLight> "....The triumverate has finally came"

[12:40]  * GreenSleeves laughs.

[12:41]  * Mary_ONette grins at the Greens

[12:41]  * GreenLight pales

[12:41] <GreenLight> "Um... Guys..."

[12:41]  * Mary_ONette Mary's Head: so that's who I tasted yesterday...

[12:41] <GreenSleeves> "Yes...?"

[12:41] <Quicksilver> [hue Mary]

[12:42] <GreenSleeves> [Salad semen!]

[12:42] <GreenLight> "...I-isn't Rain... with Lucy?"

[12:42] <Boris_> [dun dunnn]

[12:42] <Flora> [wat]

[12:42] <GreenLight> "D-Did we just help Lucy... Ch-Ch-Cheat?"

[12:43] <GreenSleeves> "Light, you're getting ahead of yourself here..."

[12:43] <Boris_> [*Queue Soap Opera theme song*]

[12:43] <Mary_ONette> [/me gets the organ ready]

[12:43] <GreenSleeves> "I mean, I saw Rain making moves on Hearth at the clinic the other night, she ain't exactly faithful either..."

[12:43]  * GreenLight sighs in relief "Phew!"

[12:44] <GreenHoof> "I think they have an open relationship."

[12:44] <GreenSleeves> "Open leg relationship..."

[12:44]  * GreenLight cheers

[12:44] <Boris_> "That's, well, something..."

[12:44]  * Feldspar chuckles at GreenSkeeves's comment

[12:44] <Boris_> [>Not being faithful]

[12:44] <GreenLight> "...4/10 Sleeves, apply yourself!  I expect better."

[12:44] <GreenLight> ^

[12:44] <GreenHoof> "Hue."

[12:44]  * GreenSleeves smiles "I try my best."

[12:45]  * Mary_ONette remains silent

[12:45]  * GreenLight lughs

[12:45] <GreenLight> *laughs

[12:46]  * GreenHoof sniffs the air, following another scent

[12:46] <GreenLight> "What is it Hoof?"

[12:46] <GreenSleeves> "Whadda ya smell, Scoobs?"

[12:46]  * GreenHoof follows the scent... to Mary

[12:47]  * Mary_ONette is looking at the ceiling

[12:47] <GreenHoof> "M-m-m-mary?!?"

[12:47] <Boris_> "Wait, you didn't..."

[12:47]  * GreenSleeves pats Hoof on the head. "You'll get a Scooby Snack later for this."

[12:47] <Mary_ONette> "Hmm?"

[12:47] <GreenLight> "Whoa..."

[12:47] <Boris_> "What the hell"

[12:47] <Feldspar> "Ohh Myy Green~"

[12:47]  * GreenSleeves looks at Mary, smiling.

[12:48] <GreenHoof> "I, uh, smell my own, uh... stuff. On you."

[12:48] <GreenSleeves> [HUE]

[12:48]  * Mary_ONette looks at her hoof "oh"

[12:48]  * GreenLight gulps, following Hoof "...I smell Green Apple..."

[12:48] <GreenSleeves> "I smell salad..."

[12:48]  * GreenHoof smiles slyly "So... how did I taste?"

[12:49] <GreenLight> "Oh shit, Mary!  You too?"

[12:49] <Flora> *Flora covers her mouth*

[12:49]  * Boris_ dies a little on the inside

[12:49] <Mary_ONette> "It was me and Cookie"

[12:49] <GreenSleeves> "Lewd!~"

[12:49] <GreenLight> "...Five?"

[12:50] <GreenSleeves> "Dollar foot long?"

[12:50] <GreenHoof> "Five?"

[12:50] <Feldspar> "Wow, all of ya?"

[12:50] <GreenSleeves> "Dollar foot long?"

[12:50] <GreenLight> "Five... and 3 foot longs..."

[12:50] <GreenSleeves> "That we know of..."

[12:50]  * Feldspar laughs at GreenSleeves's comment

[12:51] <Mary_ONette> "I went looking for Cookie after she ran out, found Lucy and the combined scents fuming off of her, got to me."

[12:51]  * GreenSleeves mumbles "Estrus.."

[12:51] <Mary_ONette> "Cookie joined in."

[12:51] <GreenHoof> "Estrus."

[12:51] <Flora> "Awww shit"

[12:51]  * Mary_ONette looks ashamed

[12:51] <Boris_> "Good God... This fucking town"

[12:52] <Boris_> [Hue literally >fucking town at this point]

[12:52] <GreenLight> [Bye guys!]

[12:52] <Boris_> [Bai goy]

[12:52]  * GreenHoof suddenly jumps and darts out the door "OKBYEIGOTTAGOCOMEWITHMESLEEVES"