- >Wake up
- >Am horse
- >"Why am I horse?"
- >"What happened to me?"
- >Fairy godpony shows up in room.
- >"It is your destiny to make the people into the ponies."
- >"What the shit?"
- >"You must touch people and they will turn to ponies."
- >"What the hell kind of destiny is that?"
- >"Fuck if I know. Now enjoy your new life!"
- >Fairy godpony disappears.
- >Sit there dumbfounded for a moment
- >Go to shitty roommate's room and poke him while he's asleep
- >Shitty Roommate is now shitty pony.
- >Look at hooves.
- >"I could rule the world with this power...."
- >You go out and touch everyone to turn them into ponies
- >Neighbors become ponies
- >Children become ponies
- >Puppies become ponies
- >"Wait, what?"
- >Floor is now ponies
- >Trees are now ponies
- >Sky is now ponies
- >Earth changes into one giant pony
- >Giant Space Pony touches planets and stars to make them into more ponies
- >Giant Space Ponies conquer universe
- ...What the fuck did I just type out?
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