- >Another Day in Ponyville
- >You're sick of these ponies
- >That dumb bitch Twilight asked you to help her at 10 in the morning
- >You told her to fuck off, but she just laughed it off as a joke.
- >You march there at 10 ready to smash her stupid face in and get the message across
- >You see Spike in the library cleaning up shit.
- >Place looks tidy
- >Operation fuck it up is a go.
- >As soon as Spike leaves, you wait until you hear Twilight coming down the stairs, then you start throwing random books off the shelves
- >You've put some of the books in the wrong sections too.
- >"Hey Ano-WHAT THE HECK HAPPENED IN HERE?! Did you do this Anon?" Twilight asked.
- "Fuck yes I did. What are you gonna do about it"
- >"Oh Anon, this is so, so very..."
- >You smugly grin, finally glad you got to her
- >"FANTASTIC!"
- >Your smile disappears.
- >Wut
- >"These are exactly the books I wanted you to help me find today while cleaning up! Oh Anon, you're so kind!"
- >She gives you a kiss on the cheek to show how happy she is.
- >"Now, let's get cleaning up in here!"
- FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
- END
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