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Fucking Ponies 2

By: Egg_Discord on Apr 14th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.09 KB  |  hits: 282  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Another Day in Ponyville
  2. >You're sick of these ponies
  3. >That dumb bitch Twilight asked you to help her at 10 in the morning
  4. >You told her to fuck off, but she just laughed it off as a joke.
  5. >You march there at 10 ready to smash her stupid face in and get the message across
  6. >You see Spike in the library cleaning up shit.
  7. >Place looks tidy
  8. >Operation fuck it up is a go.
  9. >As soon as Spike leaves, you wait until you hear Twilight coming down the stairs, then you start throwing random books off the shelves
  10. >You've put some of the books in the wrong sections too.
  11. >"Hey Ano-WHAT THE HECK HAPPENED IN HERE?! Did you do this Anon?" Twilight asked.
  12. "Fuck yes I did. What are you gonna do about it"
  13. >"Oh Anon, this is so, so very..."
  14. >You smugly grin, finally glad you got to her
  15. >"FANTASTIC!"
  16. >Your smile disappears.
  17. >Wut
  18. >"These are exactly the books I wanted you to help me find today while cleaning up! Oh Anon, you're so kind!"
  19. >She gives you a kiss on the cheek to show how happy she is.
  20. >"Now, let's get cleaning up in here!"
  21. FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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  23. END
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