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By: Eclipsis on May 13th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.07 KB  |  hits: 23  |  expires: Never
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  1. Lucifer Battle opener lines
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  3. Moonlight "Sweetie I'd rather not fight you, have a thing against hurting sweethearts like you"
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  5. Cinnamon "You know your a pretty cool mare, an extreme alcoholic, but your still pretty cool, you sure you wanna fight?"
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  7. Timber "Your a big fucker ain't ya? wouldn't you rather be fucking a deer?"
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  9. Ash "You know I'd rather go and fuck instead of fight, but how bout we compromise and you get naked while we fight?"
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  11. Magnus "You know, I'm starting to wonder if all humans have a stick up there ass like you, Lets rip it out and see if it's natural"
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  13. Lucita "Your kinda hot, let me help you snuff out the flame for you, then we can fight"
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  15. Boris "Oh shut up you fat drunk fucknut and put up your sword before I cut your heart out"
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  17. Felix "Oh my the nutty professor wants to fight. What are you gonna do, throw a book at me?"
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  19. Vigil "So how's sunbutt doing, her ass still sore from last time?"
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  21. Contra "You have seven voices in your head? And people say I'm fucking nuts"
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  23. Grayscale "What are you gonna do? try and figure out what color I am?"