Title: The Alien and the Harlot III Author: EM9 Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/vZmid7sk First Edit: Friday 30th of May 2014 11:02:42 PM CDT Last Edit: Friday 30th of May 2014 11:02:42 PM CDT >Back to adventure >You Wake up happy >Not your usual groggy self >You are Anon >Alien Businessman >Memories of the last two days all come to you at once >The homeless tart you took in >You feel sunbeams warm your face through the open window >It still early >Okay >Either there's a brunette earthpony on the other side of the bed or she's gone back to her "house" >You roll over slowly hoping to see her to find only the empty spot she occupied covers neatly tucked in >Meh >Your heart just sank a little >She's probably out already getting customers >You walk downstairs with your head hung low >You don't know why you assumed she might still be here >Must of gotten up early to avoid talking to you >An audible sigh is heard from Saddle Arabia >You walk down stairs instead of riding the railing down >As you reach the bottom something starts to speak to you >"Oi mate something aint right" "Nose? what is it boy? little timmy fell down a well?" >"It's coming from the kitchen" >You levitate off the ground a visible odor carrying you to the kitchen >Once again you make a note to study the cartoon physics of this land >It drops you in your kitchen a familiar mare in front of the stove >Wonderful aromas fill the air >You have a fully stocked kitchen with every ingredient known to man and several known only to ponies >And you never even cook >The interior decorator insisted on placing an assortment of spices in the kitchen >"G-Good m-morning" >She brushes the mane out of her eyes with a nervous smile on her face "Good morning Glory" >Glorys' smile intensifies at the sound of her name >It must be relaxing for her to hear her own name for once instead of whore >She presents a plate to you standing on her hind hooves to reach up to your elevated stature >Eggs, mushrooms, toast with cinnamon, pancakes, waffles and hashbrowns all precariously stacked taller than she is >"I m-made you breakfast" "You made a lot" >"It's my t-turn to feed you" >Gathering the necessary utensils to Crunch chomp gobble munch snarf and Savor respectively Glory watches you as you take your first bite >Not hesitating to dig in you start with the crunching of the waffles >It's good >Really good >Not an orgasm in your tastebuds but it has a special meaning to you considering who made it >"Is it okay?" "It's wonderful" >She gives you a big smile before sighing and turning to walk away "Where you going" >She turns back around hoping not to have to remind the alien what she does for a living "I can't possibly eat all this by myself" >She ascends one of your, too tall for a pony, chairs sitting next to you >You now question why you had a set of 8 identical chairs made around a table to seat the only human in Equestria >In hindsight that was pretty stupid >Like a Pegasus getting mad at two ponies blocking a bridge >Glory starts off ,by taking some of everything >She eats quietly and well mannered enjoying the food she made >Now what? >Normally this is where a conversation would take place >She's probably gonna go fuck stallions after this >Somewhere out there are the words that give this story a happy ending >But what can you say >Stay with me forever? >I love you? >Take a job doing shit work at my company full of zebras that will catcall you all day? >You sit thinking as the pile of food gets smaller >If you don't say something she'll walk out anyway >Just say anything "So what did you want to be when you grow up?" >She stops chewing for a second to think about your question before swallowing and answering your question >"I don't know" >"I thought one day I'd know what I want but that day never came." >She looks down at her food resigned to staring at it instead of eating it >"When I was a little filly I tried everything to get my cutie mark, every day I tried new things and went places" >"As I got older the other ponies made fun of me calling me blankflank or even ignoring me outright" >"I just don't know what I want" >You don't know what to say or where to go from here >All that's left are the pancakes >You don't even like pancakes >She doesn't seem to like them either >She's staring at them without moving a muscle >now what? >Wait >You have the perfect idea >Maybe you could try to help her get her cutie mark >No, you don't even have an idea as to how those work >"Well um, I have to get back to work" >Her ears droop down as she relives the memories of what her "work" entails "You could stay here for a while" >Taking a long pause she thinks hard about what to say >Her hooves scratch at the tile floor weakly >"I can't stay here" "I DO have an empty room" >"That's not what I mean" >"I'm not, I just, d-don't make this hard on me" >"You're a really nice... human but you can't help me" >You want to say something to convince her you can help her but little comes to mind >In your time here you haven't helped much of anyone "Why do you think you're beyond help?" >"Because-" >She takes a long pause trying not to stutter or choke up her words >"-I'm a... I'm a whore" >She turns to leave "Wait don't go!" >She doesn't change her pace she's really leaving you "I have something for you" >Glory stops herself right outside your front door ready to leave >You step into the adjacent laundry room and pull out a large blanket >You've never used it and you haven't seen a blanket in her box "It's gonna be cold tonight, take this with you" >She took it with her >Giving you one last sad look at you before leaving >You can see she already regrets leaving but she's much too stubborn to come back >Maybe you can't help her >You make yourself some coffee and try to think what you could of done different >If you just fucked her this story would be over >You'd be back to your first world problems >Your coffee sits getting cold >A single sip has yet to be taken >You look around the kitchen the smells of a wonderful breakfast lingering in the air >A stack of pancakes sits on the table getting cold >Sitting down you grab a fork and look intensely at the pancakes >You take a bite a the pleb tier food, soggy from absorbing too much syrup >It tastes bad in your mouth >You hate pancakes >But you eat every bite Because she made them for you ------------------------------------------------------------ >She lies lonely in the night her legs bent at an uncomfortable angle in her small box >Under the bridge she has a roof overhead but it does nothing to keep the cold away >Her rear hooves are sore >Her clientele is never gentle with her >They fuck her dry and sometimes hit her or pull on her mane >She wanted to stay >She wanted to be in a warm bed right now more than anything >Why did she walk away? >Was it because she was afraid? >Stubborn? >She wants to quit but there's no future for a blankflank >She checks her flank one last time before going to sleep >Nothing >Adjusting herself to be more comfortable she wraps the humans blanket around her body >If anything at least she wouldn't freeze tonight END CHAPTER III