- (A compilation of silly little greentexts I wrote for /a/'s late night threads)
- > You're walking in the forest like you always do on the weekends
- > Come across a Kraken just standing in a clearing
- > That's odd...
- > You ask, "Shouldn't you be in the ocean?"
- > She replies, "Yes"
- > Awkward silence as you stare at one another
- > It's broken by a wurm running by, chasing after a harpy
- > "Come back Polly! I haven't given you your cracker yet!"
- > More awkward silence
- >Soo... are you guys pirates? Can I join you?
- > "We used to be, but then someone stole our P. Now we're just irate."
- > The wurm runs by again, this time being chased by the harpy.
- > "The early bird is supposed to get the wurm!"
- > An Ushi Oni comes running into the clearing, sporting two large plushies
- > One is the letter D, and the other an R
- > "Will either of these work?"
- > A manticore comes running in moments later, angrily ripping the D from the Ushi's claws before slipping away
- > The wurm comes back alone with a pile of sand in her claws.
- > "Hey look! Now I'm a sandwurm!"
- > The kraken shakes her head and tosses aside the R plushie
- > "Too many pegs. Nice thought though."
- > The Ushi shrugs and runs back into the forest.
- > Polly the Harpy lands on the Kraken's shoulder.
- > "What were we doing again?"
- > The Kraken sighs and rolls her eyes before looking at you again
- > "She's got Polynesia"
- > The wurm's back again, this time with a large C plushie
- > "I'm a seawurm now! Weeeeeeeeeee"
- > You should have brought popcorn
- > The wurm comes up to you
- > "Hey, Hey mister! What's a pirate's favorite element?"
- > You've heard this one before
- > "Argon, right?"
- > "No, it's gold. And people call me dumb."
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