Title:           Sept. 2, 2012
Author:          DustinTM
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/6KH9te7s
First Edit:      Sunday 2nd of September 2012 09:50:06 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Sunday 2nd of September 2012 09:50:06 PM CDT

>day -1337 in Equestria
>at home, alone.
>Reading the new Daring Do book that Rainbow suggested to you
>It's written like it's for five year olds.
>*sigh*
>Suddenly, knocks at doors, knocks at doors... everywhere?
>I bombed that line.
>Open the door, it's fluttershy.
"Oh, hey Fluttershy."
>She attempts to tackle you, but with her light weight only pushes you back a step.
>Her hooves are on your shoulders, she isn't moving.
"Fluttershy, what are you doing."
>"I am tackling you, so that I can rape you."
"Uh, no you aren't..."
>"Yes I am."
>you push her off of you, back onto her own four hooves.
"Fluttershy, go the fuck home."
>"Oh, um, o- okay... I'll see you later Anon, I'm sor-"
>you shut the door and continue reading your children's book.