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Sept. 2, 2012

By: DustinTM on Sep 2nd, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 0.75 KB  |  hits: 17  |  expires: Never
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  1. >day -1337 in Equestria
  2. >at home, alone.
  3. >Reading the new Daring Do book that Rainbow suggested to you
  4. >It's written like it's for five year olds.
  5. >*sigh*
  6. >Suddenly, knocks at doors, knocks at doors... everywhere?
  7. >I bombed that line.
  8. >Open the door, it's fluttershy.
  9. "Oh, hey Fluttershy."
  10. >She attempts to tackle you, but with her light weight only pushes you back a step.
  11. >Her hooves are on your shoulders, she isn't moving.
  12. "Fluttershy, what are you doing."
  13. >"I am tackling you, so that I can rape you."
  14. "Uh, no you aren't..."
  15. >"Yes I am."
  16. >you push her off of you, back onto her own four hooves.
  17. "Fluttershy, go the fuck home."
  18. >"Oh, um, o- okay... I'll see you later Anon, I'm sor-"
  19. >you shut the door and continue reading your children's book.
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