Adventure in the woods

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[22:23] <MiddleMac> It's better if you have planned events for us, though.

[22:23] <GM1> Sonds decent to me.

[22:23] <MiddleMac> Or some kind of order to the chaos.

[22:23] <GreenSleeves> I more meant the rolling and suff, Mac.

[22:23] <GM1> Of course, why do you think I'm not starting this right away?

[22:23] <Dusk> If I do something wrong, someone tell me.

[22:24] <MiddleMac> Will do.

[22:24] <Cpt_High_Tide> Just follow our lead, hombre

[22:25] <Cpt_High_Tide> My advice from playing DnD so much? Try not to roll for every little thing. I usually fail on purpose without rolling sometimes, especially funny here since, you know, hooves

[22:25] <Cpt_High_Tide> not safest

[22:25] <MiddleMac> Rooling for everything is a FATAL mistake.

[22:25] <MiddleMac> >rooling

[22:25] <MiddleMac> I keep doing that. *roll

[22:26] <Dusk> You the rooler of rolling.

[22:26] <FeatherDuster_> Are there going to be buffs for races or anything? I haven't played any tabletop in years

[22:26] <Cpt_High_Tide> we're extremely rules light for now

[22:27] <MiddleMac> +2 strength for Epones

[22:27] <MiddleMac> +2 dodge for Ppones

[22:27] <MiddleMac> Not sure about Unicorns.

[22:27] <Cpt_High_Tide> and unicorns can use magic

[22:27] <Cpt_High_Tide> which will be broken, in the future

[22:27] <MiddleMac> >Implying flight isn't a broken mechanic in any game

[22:27] <Dusk> so who is starting with what weapon?

[22:27] <MiddleMac> Yo

[22:28] <Cpt_High_Tide> however, it's my opinion that none of us are used to our bodies enough for racial mechanics to be a factor

[22:28] <Cpt_High_Tide> my hooves are my weapons, honey

[22:28] <MiddleMac> ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH

[22:28] <GreenSleeves> Head down, Horn charge! I'll spear 'em!

[22:28] <UnifySelf> DO THE IMPOSSABLE! SEE THE INVISABLE!

[22:28] <Dusk> Someone gave me a speer,

[22:28] <MiddleMac> Stone knife ponies have taken to calling my stone shiv.

[22:28] <Dusk> I think it was chinook

[22:28] <GreenSleeves> ROW ROW

[22:28] <Dusk> speer

[22:28] <Dusk> watch out

[22:28] <Dusk> I'll spEEr you.

[22:29] <FeatherDuster_> touch the untouchable, break the unbreakable

[22:29] <Cpt_High_Tide> My hooves are the hooves that will clock the heavens

[22:29] <UnifySelf> ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH

[22:29] <Cpt_High_Tide> right in its fukken face

[22:29] <GreenSleeves> ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH

[22:29] <Cpt_High_Tide> Who the hell do you think I am?

[22:29] <MiddleMac> Row row, fight teh puwah

[22:29] <GreenSleeves> Spirals, maaan.

[22:29] <Dusk> A captain without a cigar

[22:29] <MiddleMac> Or a hat.

[22:29] <UnifySelf> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAlztMvvNkk this is now obligitory

[22:30] <GreenSleeves> I'll second that.

[22:30] <Cpt_High_Tide> I need a hat and cigar

[22:30] <FeatherDuster_> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUovke8f72k i though you were going to post this

[22:30] <GreenSleeves> And a badass coat.

[22:30] <Cpt_High_Tide> and a bitchin' admiral's coat

[22:30] <Dusk> This is the song we use when we dominate the spaghetti kingdom. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bg3R0N27ngI&list=FL7k8O9yJ4-x39bQuZAw7VPg&index=3

[22:31] <GM1> Anyone who wears Kamina glasses get's a +5 to bravery checks and will saves

[22:31] <UnifySelf> I will wear those glasses

[22:31] <Dusk> What glasses?

[22:32] <UnifySelf> Even though i may not be worthy

[22:32] <Cpt_High_Tide> haha

[22:32] <Cpt_High_Tide> Gar glasses will become standard issue in the navy uniforms

[22:32] <UnifySelf> because I BELIEVE IN THE ME THAT BELIEVES IN ME

[22:32] <Dusk> (Not getting the joke.) guise? guise? GUISE?

[22:32] <FeatherDuster_> But they will die on thier 8th mission

[22:32] <GM1> The bonus for Simon 5-point glasses? Psh, you wish you were cool enough to wear them.

[22:33] <MiddleMac> YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST BACK DOWN FROM A FIGHT? A MAN'S MAN DOESN'T BACK DOWN FROM ANYTHING! NOT WOMEN, BAD COOKING, OR BEAST! NOW STAND UP, AND FIND THAT COURAGE THAT BLAZES INSIDE YOUR HEART AND LET IT CONSUME YOU AND TAKE HOLD! A MAN IS BRAVE, AND YOU ARE A MAN!"

[22:34] <MiddleMac> DON'T BELIEVE IN YOURSELF! BELIEVE IN THE ME THAT BELIEVES IN YOU!"

[22:34] <Dusk> I could use Ichigo's sword. It could give me the perk of almost dying in every battle I ever get in, but I will always win by some crazy small percentage!

[22:34] <GM1> "Simon... don't believe in the me that believes in you... don't believe in the you that believes in me. Belive in the you... that believes in Simon!"

[22:34] <FeatherDuster_> Mac, pls, you're making me fall in love

[22:34] <MiddleMac> (am I cool yet?)

[22:34] <GreenSleeves> >tfw 7/10

[22:35] <Cpt_High_Tide> >tfw

[22:35] <Cpt_High_Tide> I know it all to well, friend

[22:35] <GM1> Viril is STILL the most manly man in that show, just sayin.

[22:35] <UnifySelf> Mac: 9001/10

[22:36] <FeatherDuster_> We /a/ now?

[22:36] <UnifySelf> DAMN STRAIGHT WE /a/ NOW

[22:36] <Dusk> FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[22:37] <UnifySelf> [not really, i want to start this]

[22:37] <GM1> >Implying we weren't always the worst parts of /a/ and /v/ with ponies

[22:37] <Dusk> (I do too)

[22:37] <MiddleMac> (Me three)

[22:37] <Cpt_High_Tide> >tfw the only wonderful person to draw me just made a sketch

[22:38] <FeatherDuster_> (Me fo')

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[22:38] <Cpt_High_Tide> Do we have everyone?

[22:38] <Dusk> YUS

[22:38] <GreenSleeves> Holla Holla get $

[22:38] <UnifySelf> [Do i still get the glasses?]

[22:39] <GreenSleeves> John Madden.

[22:39] <GreenSleeves> aeiou

[22:39] <UnifySelf> aeiou

[22:39] <UnifySelf> UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUu

[22:39] <GreenSleeves> ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

[22:39] <GM1> Again, I've never done this before, so if things don't work out well or I'm not doing a good job PLEASE TEL ME. This is also a learning expierence and I want to improve, okay?

[22:39] <UnifySelf> right

[22:39] <GreenSleeves> No problem.

[22:39] <UnifySelf> [Seriously, i want those glasses]

[22:39] <Dusk> Start us out negggahhahhhhhh

[22:39] <Cpt_High_Tide> (Join the navy then)

[22:40] <FeatherDuster_> It's my first time too. Please be gentle.

[22:40] <Dusk> (Not joining rangers)

[22:40] <GM1> (Maybe in a future adventure)

[22:40] <UnifySelf> (alrighty then)

[22:40] <FeatherDuster_> (I change my mind, I want it rough )

[22:40] <GM1> Well it's still 20 minutes before I wanted to start, but I guess if y'all are ready.

[22:40] <Dusk> YES

[22:40] <Dusk> PLEASE

[22:40] <Dusk> DEAR GOD

[22:40] <FeatherDuster_> ( Wait! )

[22:40] <GreenSleeves> If you need the time take it.

[22:40] <Dusk> I've been on for 5 hours.

[22:40] <Dusk> waiting.

[22:40] <GreenSleeves> Bitch please I've been on since 9am

[22:40] <FeatherDuster_> ( I need to get my potaoe ready )

[22:41] <GreenSleeves> 13 hours.

[22:41] <Dusk> (tfw we lack lives. tfw I don't care.)

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[22:41] == mode/#fourcannon-woods [+o red1384] by Dicector

[22:41] <GM1> Again, this is the mountain adventure. If you're not here for that, than please, GET THE FUCK OUT! I mean, if you want, if that's okay...

[22:41] <GreenSleeves> !namegen

[22:41] <GameServ> Some names to ponder: Houlta, Kiralenwarne, Kuvvarninar, Obwarne, Lasartarry, Hargtarchean, Barginecararne, Ralaldyter, Jastcariam, Chararikunlene, Vardrethazlyn, Tocarthirlin, Shyenlytuny, Nyarikolleryn, Belomlenair, Obrerney, Vadanceyneiera, Starqueereir, Wingethty, Sepiamaldysene.

[22:41] <GreenSleeves> Okay, I'll remember that one.

[22:41] <MiddleMac> "Boop"

[22:41] <GM1> Starqueereir. I love that one.

[22:41] <Cpt_High_Tide> Starqueereir, definitely pondered.

[22:41] <MiddleMac> Was there for real 3 minutes of silence or is my client bugging?

[22:42] <GreenSleeves> >Vadanceyneiera

[22:42] <GreenSleeves> Wut

[22:42] <Dusk> wutty wut wut wut

[22:42] <UnifySelf> wut

[22:42] <red1384> probably bugging. happened a few times in some other channels, too

[22:42] <Dusk> (we all say wut)

[22:42] <GM1> Alrighty folks, let's get going...

[22:42] <GreenSleeves> My body is ready.

[22:42] <UnifySelf> LET'S DO THIS

[22:42] <Dusk> my spear is sharp

[22:42] <FeatherDuster_> back

[22:43] <MiddleMac> (Hello?)

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[22:43] <GreenSleeves> No we lost mac

[22:43] <Cpt_High_Tide> did he died

[22:43] <UnifySelf> GOD DAMN IT MAC

[22:43] <Dusk> WHY

[22:43] <Dusk> WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO ME MAC

[22:43] <UnifySelf> [she didn't believe in the her that believed in her]

[22:43] <Dusk> WHY YOU WONDERFUL BASTARD

[22:43] <red1384> >net split. fuck.

[22:43] <FeatherDuster_> Just when I considered giving her the D

[22:43] <UnifySelf> I wanted to give her the D

[22:44] <GM1> Dawn arives at the colony as the lot of you gather at her borders. Ivan, town zebra and doctor wannabe has collected you all to explore the mountains to the north for resources.

[22:44] <GM1> (Balls)

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[22:44] <red1384> espernet's being retarted tonight

[22:44] <MiddleMac> I died.

[22:44] <MiddleMac> BUT I'M BACK

[22:44] <red1384> Espernet's fucking up tongight

[22:44] <GM1> Well we're starting and this is what you missed

[22:44] <GM1> Dawn arives at the colony as the lot of you gather at her borders. Ivan, town zebra and doctor wannabe has collected you all to explore the mountains to the north for resources.

[22:45] <Dusk> "Well we better get going then."

[22:45] <FeatherDuster_> " Everypony ready? "

[22:45] <UnifySelf> "I really hope something interesting happens."

[22:45] <Dusk> "ready as I'll ever be."

[22:45] <MiddleMac> "Got my shit in my saddlebag in case anything happens."

[22:45] <GreenSleeves> "Ready as fuck, Ivan."

[22:45] <Zebra_Ivan> "Good, then let's get going."

[22:46] <Cpt_High_Tide> "And I'm here too, because reasons."

[22:46] <MiddleMac> [1 stone knife, four rocks, a small snack, two applications of herbs]

[22:46] <GreenSleeves> (>bringing ROCKS)

[22:46] <MiddleMac> (>not knowing about that secret rock meta)

[22:47] <UnifySelf> (>not bringing slipper master rage. shiggy diggy)

[22:47] <Cpt_High_Tide> (>not solving every problem by tackling it)

[22:47] <GreenSleeves> (^this)

[22:48] <MiddleMac> (I can fashion some rock booties for you if you want them bad enough.)

[22:48] <Dusk> Dusk> [Simple Spear, a large fish]

[22:48] <MiddleMac> (Tackle everything)

[22:48] <GM1> (Hang on, freind's bugging me, give me like 5 minutes)

[22:48] <UnifySelf> [player has no inventory at this time]

[22:48] <FeatherDuster_> [ Nothing but muh bare hooves ]

[22:48] <GreenSleeves> [^same]

[22:48] <Dusk> (So I figure All I need is a big fish. Ya know, for eatin.)

[22:48] <MiddleMac> (not making use of the saddlebags that we got our shit in)

[22:48] <Dusk> (That and my spear. )

[22:49]  * MiddleMac slaps Dusk with a trout

[22:49] <MiddleMac> "Bad dusk. Not in public."

[22:49] <Dusk> *Dusk eat

[22:49] <GreenSleeves> This is not the mighyest tree in the forest.

[22:49] <Dusk> *Dusk eats the trout

[22:49] <FeatherDuster_> " Any of you ever been rock climbing? "

[22:49] <MiddleMac>  /me Dusk

[22:49] <UnifySelf> "Nope."

[22:50] <Cpt_High_Tide> "Does before hooves count?"

[22:50]  * Dusk

[22:50] <Dusk> OH

[22:50] <GreenSleeves> Wooow

[22:50] <MiddleMac> Like that'll be any help with our current four legged-ness."

[22:50] <Zebra_Ivan> (Okay, back)

[22:50] <GreenSleeves> "What legs? I thought I was wallkin' on jelly"

[22:50] <MiddleMac> "Rock climbing with hands is entirely different than with hooves, FD."

[22:51] <UnifySelf> "Ok, seriously, when are we heading out?"

[22:51] <GreenSleeves> "Does the pope shit in the woods?"

[22:51] <FeatherDuster_> " Exactly. We're all going to die. "

[22:51] <Dusk> when the GM gets back.

[22:51] <Dusk> The pope? I hope you all don't have babies.

[22:51] <MiddleMac> (>not bringing a sharp pointy thing for +2 on attack rolls)

[22:52] <GreenSleeves> (my horn is pointy)

[22:52] <GreenSleeves> (Totally counts)

[22:52] <Cpt_High_Tide> (^This)

[22:52] <UnifySelf> (not having the glasses which give you +5 on bravery and will rolls)

[22:52] <Dusk> (insert feline genetalia joke)

[22:52] <Cpt_High_Tide> (swole unicorn master race)

[22:52] <MiddleMac> (I thought I won those glasses.)

[22:52] <GreenSleeves> (Jesus Christ dusk thanks for reminding me)

[22:52] <Dusk> (that moment when furry)

[22:52] <Dusk> (That moment when noone else furry)

[22:52] <GM1> You begin your long trek on the dirt road to morthern mounts. The makeshift path, however, soon groes smaller and smaller, and before too long the only things that tell you this has been travled before is much bent grass beside the river.

[22:53] <GreenSleeves> (green hoof is alone in the inn, should we invite him?)

[22:53] <UnifySelf> (U wana fight, i'll wrek u m8)

[22:53] <Dusk> (Yeah let's invite him.)

[22:53]  * MiddleMac gently nudges UnifySelf in the general direction of the river

[22:53] <MiddleMac> !roll d20

[22:53] <GameServ> 20 == 20

[22:54] <Cpt_High_Tide> (and then Unify was knocked into orbit)

[22:54] <MiddleMac> "Oh shit"

[22:54] <GM1> . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

[22:54] <Cpt_High_Tide> (rip in peace)

[22:54] <UnifySelf> [fuck]

[22:54] <FeatherDuster_> (wow)

[22:54] <GM1> Mac's "nudge" is so perfect that it works TOO well, knocking Unify into the river.

[22:54] <Dusk> (confusion)

[22:54]  * MiddleMac jumps after UnifySelf

[22:54] <MiddleMac> !roll d20

[22:54] <GameServ> 4 == 4

[22:54] <MiddleMac> "BAD IDEA

[22:55] <UnifySelf> [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGf2b1H91JA i am now ded]

[22:55] <MiddleMac> WINGS DON'T SWIM"

[22:55] <GM1> You jump after Unify. You are now in the river as well.

[22:55] <FeatherDuster_> " DAMMIT Mac! Quick, find a branch or something! "

[22:55] <MiddleMac> (I FORGOT ROPE)

[22:55] <UnifySelf> "I'LL TRY TO SWIM BACK!"

[22:55] <Zebra_Ivan> !roll 1d100

[22:55] <UnifySelf> !roll 1d20

[22:55] <GameServ> 91 == 91

[22:55] <GameServ> 6 == 6

[22:55] <FeatherDuster_> !roll d20 to find a stick or log

[22:55] <GameServ> 13 == 13

[22:55]  * MiddleMac attempts to grab a low hanging branch

[22:55] <MiddleMac> !roll d20

[22:55] <GameServ> 4 == 4

[22:55] <GreenSleeves> "Jesus fuckin Christ.

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[22:56] <Zebra_Ivan> LUCKILY the water is calm and the branches are plentiful.

[22:56] <MiddleMac> "IT LOOKED SHALLOW!"

[22:56] <GreenHoof_> here

[22:56] <UnifySelf> [i just got knocked into the river]

[22:56] <Cpt_High_Tide> "Hang on, Mac Cap'n to the rescue!"

[22:56] <MiddleMac> (with a nat 20)

[22:56] <GreenSleeves> (GM needs to write in green real quick)

[22:56] <Cpt_High_Tide> !roll d20 to jump in the river and help MAc out

[22:56] <GameServ> 19 == 19

[22:56] <UnifySelf> "HEY, WHAT ABOUT ME!?"

[22:57] <Cpt_High_Tide> (YOU THINK THE WATER IS YOUR FRIEND? I WAS BORN FROM IT. MOLDED BY IT)

[22:57] <Cpt_High_Tide> "AND UNIFY TOO!"

[22:57] <MiddleMac> "Feather got you a stick"

[22:57] <GreenHoof_> !roll d20

[22:57] <GameServ> 4 == 4

[22:57] <FeatherDuster_> " Grab onto it and I'll pull"

[22:57] <MiddleMac> "Fucking dice gods."

[22:57] <Zebra_Ivan> The Captain, in daring fashion is able to get in the water and aid the two not-in-danger ponies in such a way that it looks like they were and he saved their asses.

[22:57] <GreenSleeves> Jesus Fucking Christ.

[22:57] <GreenSleeves> You guys are idiots.

[22:58] <Zebra_Ivan> "I agree"

[22:58] <UnifySelf> "Shut the fuck up."

[22:58] <MiddleMac> "Intensest almost drowned in a puddle experience ever"

[22:58] <FeatherDuster_> " We've only been out for less than an hour. We're boned. "

[22:58] <GreenHoof_> !roll d20 for joining where the adventure currently is

[22:58] <GameServ> 1 == 1

[22:58] <MiddleMac> "Laugh a little."

[22:58] <GreenHoof_> GOD DAMN

[22:58] <UnifySelf> "SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

[22:58] <GreenSleeves> (LOL)

[22:58] <red1384> (wow)

[22:58] <FeatherDuster_> ( PFFT )

[22:58] <UnifySelf> "Sorry Mac."

[22:58] <MiddleMac> (the dice are evil mang)

[22:58] <UnifySelf> "I shouldn't have yelled at you."

[22:59] <GM1> Green Hoof arrives an hour late, he didn't get the memo about the time change

[22:59]  * Dusk gives Drill Sargent PT to a tree

[22:59] <Dusk> !roll d20

[22:59] <GameServ> 5 == 5

[22:59] <MiddleMac> "It's kay, carrying these rocks around must have made me stronger than I thought."

[22:59] <Dusk> what does this mean.

[22:59] <Cpt_High_Tide> "Good hustle, team."

[22:59] <GM1> Dusk yells at a tree. It's one of the worst recruits ever seen.

[22:59] <red1384> The tree is unphased

[22:59] <Zebra_Ivan> "I'm beginning to think this was a really bad idea..."

[22:59] <FeatherDuster_> " Alright, let's get a move on. We need to cover some ground before dark. "

[22:59] <Dusk> "I'll have this tree court marshalled."

[22:59] <Cpt_High_Tide> "Let's move on. Daylight's wasting!"

[23:00] <UnifySelf> "Dusk, stop acting retarded and get a move on."

[23:00] <Dusk> "Alright let's go."

[23:00]  * MiddleMac follows behind a fair bit further from the group than before and surpresses any mischievous thought while thinking about what she did.

[23:00] <Cpt_High_Tide> (I need to be right back to work something out. If Ivan wants he can do my actions for me until I get back)

[23:00] <GM1> (If it comes to it I will)

[23:01]  * UnifySelf walks next to Mac. "Hey, don't worry about back there. I'm sure you didn't mean it."

[23:01] <FeatherDuster_> * While walking, looks around to see if there is any useful plant life among the grass.

[23:01]  * MiddleMac lowers head in shame, "I meant it, just not to that degree."

[23:01] <FeatherDuster_> !roll d20

[23:01] <GameServ> 12 == 12

[23:02] <GM1> Continuing north, you exit the wooded area (see map). Running along side the river is now open plains. The scent of grass and flowers fill all of your nostrles as the summer sun beats down on your heads, unprotected.

[23:02] <MiddleMac> (please be weeds)

[23:02] <GreenSleeves> "Fuck, it's hot"

[23:02] <GreenSleeves> (please be weed)

[23:02] <Dusk> "Fuck."

[23:02]  * MiddleMac goes to gather some flowers for snacks later

[23:02] <GM1> (I hope this doesn't sound rude, but please refrain from any rolls until after I give a discription of the area to avoid any confusion)

[23:03] <Dusk> (Not rude at all_

[23:03] <FeatherDuster_> (not at all )

[23:03] <UnifySelf> "I'll see if anything's been around here recently."

[23:03] <MiddleMac> Is it safe to roll now?

[23:03] <MiddleMac> !roll 1d20

[23:03] <GameServ> 20 == 20

[23:03] <UnifySelf> !roll 1d20

[23:03] <GameServ> 5 == 5

[23:03] <UnifySelf> [Damn it Mac, you stole my roll]

[23:03] <GM1> Mac, in addition to the normal fauna, you a few sunflowers.

[23:03] <FeatherDuster_> ( Nice one Mac )

[23:03]  * Dusk checks for tracks

[23:04] <Dusk> !roll d20

[23:04] <GameServ> 5 == 5

[23:04] <GM1> Unify, you find nothhing but the regular herbage.

[23:04]  * MiddleMac accidentally trips Unify while gathering flowers

[23:04] <GM1> Dusk finds no noticable tracks

[23:04] <UnifySelf> "Well, it seems that nothing we should worry about has been through here recently."

[23:04] <UnifySelf> "HEY!"

[23:04] <GreenSleeves> "Hey?"

[23:04] <MiddleMac> "Sorry Uni..."

[23:04] <Dusk> "I'm not to fond of this place. Something just dosn't feel right."

[23:04] <FeatherDuster_> " That's a relief ...for now anyway. "

[23:05] <GreenHoof_> Well I guess I can't participate

[23:05]  * UnifySelf says in a strained voice. "It's fine as long as you didn't mean it."

[23:05] <GreenSleeves> (he wrote you in, green)

[23:05] <MiddleMac> (Bat pones should have a +2 to perception imo)

[23:05] <GM1> Greenhoof, you suddenly poof to the rest of the group in a puff of smoke.

[23:05] <Dusk> (I agree)

[23:05] <FeatherDuster_> ( agreed )

[23:05] <Cpt_High_Tide> (I return)

[23:06] <MiddleMac> (Missed another nat 20)

[23:06] <GreenHoof_> thank god

[23:06] <UnifySelf> [lel]

[23:06] <GreenHoof_> "Hi fags"

[23:06] <MiddleMac> "Oh hay, Green Hoof."

[23:06] <GM1> (They should at night, but they should suffer a penality duing the day imo. However, I don't know how others do it, so I won't do anything with it yet.)

[23:06] <UnifySelf> "How the fuck...? Nevermind."

[23:06] <GreenHoof_> "What's going on?"

[23:06] <MiddleMac> "I mean, HEY."

[23:06] <Zebra_Ivan> "Magic?"

[23:07] <MiddleMac> "Ninjas."

[23:07] <GreenSleeves> "Friendship?"

[23:07] <FeatherDuster_> " We're in rainbow pony land, I'm not surprised. "

[23:07] <Dusk> (-1 perception sounds good for daytime.)

[23:07] <MiddleMac> "Friendship."

[23:07] <GreenHoof_> "friendship"

[23:07] <Cpt_High_Tide> "Friendship is good."

[23:07] <MiddleMac> "ONWARDS AND UPWARDS!"

[23:07] <GM1> As you talk amongts yourselves, the sun gets higher in the sky, increasing the heat.

[23:07] <Dusk> "I got your back."

[23:07] <GreenSleeves> "Fuck I'm hot"

[23:08] <UnifySelf> "FUCK IS IT HOT OUT HERE!"

[23:08] <Dusk> "I have an idea."

[23:08] <GreenSleeves> "I'm Soooooo Hot"

[23:08] <Zebra_Ivan> "What is it?"

[23:08]  * MiddleMac drags Unify with her as she walks in the blistering heat

[23:08]  * GreenSleeves coughs

[23:08]  * Dusk digs for clay to cool our bodies

[23:08] <Dusk> !roll d20

[23:08] <GameServ> 3 == 3

[23:08] <GreenSleeves> (wtf srsly dusk?)

[23:08] <GreenHoof_> "God damn"

[23:08] <FeatherDuster_> " We need to find something to shade us. "

[23:08] <UnifySelf> "Mac, can you push me back into the river? I'd rather drown then be caught in this heat."

[23:08] <GM1> You find no clay and waste about an hour.

[23:08] <Cpt_High_Tide> (Duskie, you are a very silly pony)

[23:08] <GreenHoof_> "Well shit!"

[23:08] <GreenSleeves> (Thanks, Obama)

[23:08] <MiddleMac> "lel no."

[23:08] <Zebra_Ivan> "You know that there is a forested area up ahead..."

[23:09] <Dusk> (No, this was all bush.)

[23:09] <GreenHoof_> (I bet the globalists did this)

[23:09] <Zebra_Ivan> (Fuck you, it stared with Reagan.)

[23:09] <UnifySelf> "Let's head in there. Plenty of shade under those trees."

[23:09] <GreenSleeves> (we're looking for poppies, yes?)

[23:09] <MiddleMac> "Let's get to that mine."

[23:09] <FeatherDuster_> " You're right, c'mon let's get there before we fry "

[23:09] <MiddleMac> "You trust trees?"

[23:09] <Zebra_Ivan> (We're looking for what ever we can find)

[23:09] <GreenHoof_> "I'd do anything to get a hold of materials to make a bow and arrow"

[23:09] <GreenSleeves> (I want to cum inside Ronald Reagan)

[23:09] <Dusk> "I say we sleep until night. Travel when it's cool outside. I'll be our eyes. Sound good?"

[23:09] <MiddleMac> "Don't you know trees are responsible for 83% of tree related deaths!?"

[23:09] <GreenSleeves> "Says the bat pony"

[23:09] <FeatherDuster_> " If we find some yucca, that should help Green "

[23:10] <GreenSleeves> "I'd rather keep walkin'"

[23:10] <GreenHoof_> "What is this, Fallout?"

[23:10] <Dusk> "You want eyes, thats the ony time I can give em'"

[23:10] <UnifySelf> "Yeah, I'm-I'm aware of that."

[23:10] <Zebra_Ivan> "Let's get to the shaded area before we make any real decisions."

[23:10] <Dusk> 'sounds like a plan."

[23:10] <GM1> QUESTION! What pace are you moving at? A brisk pace, normal pace, or slow?

[23:10] <UnifySelf> "I'm fucking dying out here. Let's just get in the shade."

[23:10]  * MiddleMac flares out her wings to cool her body

[23:11] <GreenSleeves> (normal?)

[23:11] <MiddleMac> "Feels fine to me."

[23:11] <FeatherDuster_> ( I figured a normal pace )

[23:11]  * UnifySelf mumbles "lucky"

[23:11]  * Dusk takes shelter from the sun under a tree

[23:11] <GreenHoof_> "NORMAL!"

[23:11] <Cpt_High_Tide> (Normal, but I'm clearly uncomfortable with anything slower than a jog)

[23:11] <MiddleMac> "Pegasus master race."

[23:12] <Zebra_Ivan> You move at what would be considered a normal pace to the next wooded area. Unfortunetly, you need to stop for water a few times to ward dehydration or uncomfort, but luckily you're right beside a river.

[23:12] <GreenSleeves> "Pointyface master race"

[23:12] <MiddleMac> "Feh."

[23:12] <FeatherDuster_> " Somepony should survey the area before we move forward, just in case. "

[23:12]  * MiddleMac splashes GreenSleeves

[23:12] <GreenHoof_> "lawlz"

[23:12] <GreenSleeves> "hey!"

[23:12]  * Cpt_High_Tide constantly trots in place as the group presses onwards. "A moment, lads." He rushes over to the river to dunk his head.

[23:12] <MiddleMac> "I'll do it!"

[23:12] <UnifySelf> "I don't give a shit who's 'master race', we all have skills that we can contribute."

[23:13] <GM1> You've made your way to the treeline. It's not as thick as before, but it does provide a good amount of shade.

[23:13]  * GreenSleeves spashes MiddleMac back.

[23:13]  * Dusk points spear outwards  and investigates the area for threats

[23:13] <Dusk> !roll d20

[23:13] <GameServ> 16 == 16

[23:13]  * MiddleMac leaps straight up as high as she can

[23:13] <UnifySelf> "I'm going to see if there's anything to worry about."

[23:13] <MiddleMac> !roll 1d20

[23:13] <GameServ> 4 == 4

[23:13] <UnifySelf> !roll 1d20

[23:13] <GameServ> 6 == 6

[23:13] <MiddleMac> Whioch is not very high

[23:13] <FeatherDuster_>  !roll d20 for any useful plantlife again

[23:13] <GameServ> 8 == 8

[23:13] <UnifySelf> [i swear the dice gods fucking assholes today]

[23:13] <GM1> Dusk notices a some animal tracks that look as if they were made from draggin wood.

[23:14] <GM1> Middle, you jump and land on your face.

[23:14]  * MiddleMac falls on her back and puffs her cheeks "Fucking muscle mass..."

[23:14] <GM1> Duster doesn't notice anything odd.

[23:14] <Dusk> "Theirs something near. "

[23:14]  * UnifySelf chuckles at Mac

[23:14] <UnifySelf> "Something's near, what is it?"

[23:14] <GM1> EVERYONE ROLL A SPOT/PERCEPTION/NOTICE SHIT ROLL

[23:15] <Dusk> "I think we should keep a little distance,

[23:15] <GreenSleeves> !roll 1d20

[23:15] <GameServ> 12 == 12

[23:15] <UnifySelf> !roll 1d20

[23:15] <GameServ> 17 == 17

[23:15] <FeatherDuster_> !roll d20

[23:15] <GameServ> 13 == 13

[23:15] <Zebra_Ivan> 1roll d20

[23:15] <Dusk> !roll d20

[23:15] <GameServ> 16 == 16

[23:15] <Zebra_Ivan> !roll d20

[23:15] <GameServ> 14 == 14

[23:15]  * MiddleMac gets her knife ready

[23:15] <MiddleMac> !roll d20

[23:15] <GameServ> 1 == 1

[23:15] <GreenHoof_> !roll d20

[23:15] <GameServ> 16 == 16

[23:15] <Cpt_High_Tide> !roll 1d20

[23:15] <GameServ> 16 == 16

[23:15]  * MiddleMac floop

[23:15]  * Dusk whips spear foreward

[23:15] <UnifySelf> [nat 1, feel sorry for you Mac]

[23:15]  * MiddleMac drops and looses her knife

[23:15] <GM1> Everyone now notices what Dust first saw. Middle, you look up at the sun.

[23:15] <GreenHoof_> "Fuck!"

[23:15] <MiddleMac> "FUCK"

[23:16] <GM1> (BRB)

[23:16] <UnifySelf> "Mac, the hell were you thinking!?"

[23:16] <FeatherDuster_> *helps Mac up, " You're so damn clums-oh shit "

[23:16]  * Cpt_High_Tide pulls his head out of the river, ears pricking up. "Hey, neato!"

[23:16] <MiddleMac> (BLINDED BY THE LIGHT)

[23:16] <GreenHoof_> !roll 1d20 to pick up Middlemac's makeshift knife

[23:16] <GameServ> 19 == 19

[23:16] <GreenSleeves> (lel)

[23:16] <Dusk> "HEY!."

[23:16]  * MiddleMac gratefully accepts her knife back, blushing

[23:16] <GreenHoof_> "el oh el"

[23:17] <Dusk> "We should keep distance from each other, in case of ambush..."

[23:17] <MiddleMac> "I thought back to back was the best option"

[23:17] <GreenHoof_> "What say you, Captain?"

[23:17] <FeatherDuster_> " But not too far, we don't need anypony getting lost "

[23:17] <UnifySelf> "I'm not the best at stratagies, so i can't say."

[23:17] <Dusk> "we could also try swazstika."

[23:18] <GreenSleeves> "I vote for that one!"

[23:18] <GreenHoof_> "I'm okay with dusk's idea"

[23:18] <Dusk> "Everyone has each other's back."

[23:18] <UnifySelf> "Seriously Dusk?"

[23:18] <GM1> (Back)

[23:18] <Dusk> "No really. "

[23:18] <GreenSleeves> "Seig Heil!"

[23:18] <MiddleMac> "We don't have enough ponies for that formation"

[23:18] <GreenHoof_> "HEIL MASTER RACE GREEN POWER"

[23:18] <Dusk> We have 4,

[23:18]  * GreenSleeves give nazi salute

[23:18] <Dusk> That is enough.

[23:18] <Zebra_Ivan> "Right, nazi shit with the zebra in tow. Y'all can kiss my back-and-white ass."

[23:18]  * GreenHoof_ returns nazi saulte

[23:18] <GreenHoof_> fucking *salute

[23:18] <MiddleMac> "Racist zebra is racist"

[23:18] <UnifySelf> "Fucking /pol/."

[23:18] <GreenSleeves> "Oh you know we love you, Ivan"

[23:19] <Dusk> "The Swazstika is a sign of peace in buddhist cultures."

[23:19]  * GreenSleeves rolls eyes.

[23:19] <FeatherDuster_> " This IS true..."

[23:19]  * Cpt_High_Tide heads closer to the tracks to investigate, oblivious to the obligatory /pol/ activity, "Clearly, this is worth investigating."

[23:19] <MiddleMac> "Can we stop not focusing on the area around us?"

[23:19] <Zebra_Ivan> "Shut up baby I know it. And it's not a swastika, it's the manji. I'm-was- a buddhist."

[23:19] <Dusk> "I'll head with ya tide."

[23:19]  * GreenHoof_ frowns at more political correctness but lol's as well

[23:19] <GM1> Captain, roll a spot check

[23:19] <Cpt_High_Tide> !roll 1d20 for spotmaster flex

[23:20] <GameServ> 19 == 19

[23:20] <MiddleMac> "Potential deadly predator in our midst and all?"

[23:20] <MiddleMac> (OH FUCK)

[23:20] <Dusk> WHY CAPTAIN)

[23:20] <Cpt_High_Tide> (>hiding from the tide)

[23:20] <GreenHoof_> "FUCK!"

[23:20] <UnifySelf> "I agree with Mac. Something's near, and we don't want to let our guard down."

[23:20] <GM1> They appear to be similar to wolf tracks, but look to be made from draggin wood.

[23:20] <GM1> *dragging

[23:20] <UnifySelf> "Timberwolfs?"

[23:20] <GreenSleeves> "Timberwolves?"

[23:20] <GreenSleeves> Guvk

[23:20] <MiddleMac> "Timber wolves sure like us..."

[23:20] <Cpt_High_Tide> "Timberwolves."

[23:20] <Dusk> "Let's kick some ass!"

[23:21] <FeatherDuster_> *keeps guard up

[23:21] <FeatherDuster_> " Easy now, we don

[23:21] <MiddleMac> (Ho much HP does a one timberwolf have?"

[23:21] <UnifySelf> "Not more fucking timberwolves. The one was enough."

[23:21] <GreenSleeves> "I ain't afraid of no timberwolves!"

[23:21] <GM1> Do you stay here or move on?

[23:21] <GM1> (GM I ain't gotta tell you shit.)

[23:21] <Dusk> "Let's kick their asses!"

[23:21]  * Cpt_High_Tide races off after the tracks without a second thought. "Onwards!"

[23:21] <MiddleMac> (I vote to move onwards"

[23:21]  * Dusk charges alongside captain

[23:21]  * GreenSleeves follows blindly!

[23:21] <UnifySelf> "Let's get outa here, we don't know how many are around."

[23:21] <FeatherDuster_> " We should move on, but everyone on your hoo-Goddamnit..."

[23:21] <UnifySelf> "DAMN IT CAPP!"

[23:21] <Zebra_Ivan> "Bloody hell...."

[23:22] <FeatherDuster_> *follows after them

[23:22]  * UnifySelf chases after Capp

[23:22]  * MiddleMac Rockets forth

[23:22]  * Zebra_Ivan knows never to split the party.

[23:22]  * Zebra_Ivan and follws them

[23:22]  * Dusk whips spear forewards, Yelling "BONZIIIIIIII!"

[23:22] <MiddleMac> "YOU'RE DOING IT RIGHT , CAPP'N!"

[23:23] <UnifySelf> "FUCKFUCKFUCK! I SERIOUSLY HOPED THAT SOMETHING LIKE THIS WOULDN'T HAPPEN!"

[23:23] <Dusk> "I WAS HOPING THIS WOULD HAPPEN!"

[23:23] <GreenSleeves> (>I seriously hope....)

[23:23] <Dusk> "HOOAH!"

[23:24] <MiddleMac> (waiting on GM)

[23:24] <UnifySelf> [waiting for based GM to deliver]

[23:24] <GM1> The tracks lead into the thickage, stopping at a large tree with a hollowed out section at the base. Laying there is a timberwolf mother nursing her young. As soon as you all show up, she springs to her feer and growls at you.

[23:24] <MiddleMac> "Welp."

[23:24]  * Dusk charges and stabs for the face

[23:24]  * MiddleMac scrunches

[23:24] <Dusk> !roll d20

[23:24] <GameServ> 3 == 3

[23:25] <FeatherDuster_> " DUSK NO! "

[23:25] <UnifySelf> "SEE! THIS IS WHAT WE GET FOR DELIBERATLY DOING SOMETHING LIKE THIS!"

[23:25] <Dusk> "GODDDAMMIT!"

[23:25] <MiddleMac> "FIRE WOOD FOR THE FIRE GOD"

[23:25]  * MiddleMac follows suit

[23:25]  * Cpt_High_Tide scrambles to a stop. "Wu-oh! Angry mother! Angry mother!"

[23:25] <MiddleMac> !roll 1d20

[23:25] <GameServ> 15 == 15

[23:25] <GM1> Dusk tries to stab it, but misses by a mile. Your weapon is now stuck in the tree.

[23:25] <Dusk> "GODDAMMIT!"

[23:25] <GM1> (Mac, you have a dagger, right?"

[23:25] <MiddleMac> (success)

[23:25] <UnifySelf> "UM...I KNOW, FIRE SPELL!"

[23:25] <MiddleMac> (Yep)

[23:26]  * Dusk pulls out knife and hungrily jumps on the wolf, stabbing for the neck

[23:26] <Dusk> !roll d20

[23:26] <GameServ> 7 == 7

[23:26] <UnifySelf> !roll 1d20  for using a low level fire spell

[23:26] <GameServ> 1 == 1

[23:26] <FeatherDuster_> *Tries to communicate with the timberwolf !roll d20

[23:26] <MiddleMac> (Unicorn nerf)

[23:26] <UnifySelf> [fuck me]

[23:26] <FeatherDuster_> !roll d20

[23:26] <GameServ> 11 == 11

[23:26] <GreenSleeves> !roll 1d20 for charging with horn lowered

[23:26] <GameServ> 7 == 7

[23:26] <MiddleMac> (AND THERE GOES YOUR EYE)

[23:26] <GreenSleeves> (fuvk)

[23:26] <GM1> (Okay, everyone hold up. You've got to give me time to type and then time to have the enemy react.)

[23:26] <Cpt_High_Tide> (>tfw when my team all stumble over themselves and piss off a denmother)

[23:26] <UnifySelf> [turn by turn. Ok just say whose turn it is then we roll]

[23:27] <MiddleMac> (>tfw we just fucking mob everything like savages)

[23:27] <UnifySelf> [i call for re-do of last scene]

[23:27] <Dusk> (I Like redo also

[23:27] <FeatherDuster_> ( nah )

[23:27] <Cpt_High_Tide> (Just roll with it)

[23:27] <MiddleMac> (ROLLS ARE FINAL)

[23:27] <Dusk> (alrighty

[23:27] <Cpt_High_Tide> (And wait for based GM to tell you to go)

[23:27] <UnifySelf> [ok then]

[23:27] <GM1> (Okay, how about this. Everyone gets ONE RE-ROLL per game. YOU tell me when you use it, NO TAKE BACKS)

[23:28] <GreenSleeves> (per game?)

[23:28] <GreenSleeves> (oh wait lol nmv I cant read)

[23:28] <MiddleMac> (I'm against it. Too forgiving)

[23:28] <GreenSleeves> (rerolls are for skrubs)

[23:28] <UnifySelf> [i was saying we re-do the last scene because it was a clusterfuck of everyone trying to do rolls]

[23:28] <FeatherDuster_> ( how bout we earn it as an item or something? )

[23:29] <Dusk> (Yeah I agree with unify)

[23:29] <Cpt_High_Tide> (Flubbed rolls aren't too horrible as long as we have one pony to drag us out of it. Just give the GM time to work out what just happened.)

[23:29] <FeatherDuster_> ( some magic item that lets you undo one re-roll, once )

[23:29] <Dusk> gotcha

[23:29] <GM1> (Fine. And because it's my fault for not making this ruling of turns earlier, we can re do the last scene. You just stumbled ion the wolf)

[23:29] <MiddleMac> (*BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD*)

[23:29]  * MiddleMac scrunches her face "Welp."

[23:29] <GreenSleeves> SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE

[23:29] <UnifySelf> [rolls for who goes first?"

[23:29]  * Dusk stares at the mother murderously

[23:30] <MiddleMac> !roll d20

[23:30] <GameServ> 5 == 5

[23:30]  * UnifySelf starts to panic

[23:30] <FeatherDuster_> !roll d20

[23:30] <GameServ> 4 == 4

[23:30] <Dusk> !roll d20

[23:30]  * GreenSleeves lowers horn and gets ready to charge.

[23:30] <GameServ> 2 == 2

[23:30] <UnifySelf> !roll 1d20

[23:30] <GameServ> 12 == 12

[23:30] <GreenSleeves> !roll 1d20

[23:30] <GameServ> 17 == 17

[23:30] <MiddleMac> (I'm not going first. But at least I'm not last)

[23:30] <Dusk> (Fuck I'm last.

[23:30] <FeatherDuster_> *whispers, "Wait, wait let's think before we act for once! "

[23:30] <Cpt_High_Tide> !roll d20 for who goes first

[23:30] <GameServ> 16 == 16

[23:30] <MiddleMac> (Roll for monster initiative)

[23:31] <MiddleMac> (GM)

[23:31] <GM1> (I don't have to let you know that, I have my own personal dice here for things like that.)

[23:31] <Zebra_Ivan> !roll d20

[23:31] <GameServ> 6 == 6

[23:31] <MiddleMac> ( :| )

[23:31] <UnifySelf> [oh ok]

[23:31] <Dusk> (fuck I'm last)

[23:31] <GreenSleeves> (tfw 1dt)

[23:31] <GreenSleeves> (1st*)

[23:32] <GreenSleeves> (can I go?)

[23:32] <MiddleMac> (5th)

[23:32] <GreenHoof_> d

[23:32] <Cpt_High_Tide> (talk on your own turn, too, so we don't get confused by the order. GM, could you please tell us when our turn is up?)

[23:32] <MiddleMac> (Doesn't GM normally roll the die so we know what number we have to beat?

[23:32] <GM1> (Green you're up first)

[23:32] <Cpt_High_Tide> (Normally we don't know the number we have to beat)

[23:33]  * GreenSleeves lowers his head and charges with his horn.

[23:33] <GreenSleeves> !roll 1d20

[23:33] <GameServ> 11 == 11

[23:33] <Cpt_High_Tide> (All you can do is hope you beat a ten)

[23:33] <Dusk> (MEAT FOR THE BAT PONY)

[23:33] <MiddleMac> (Hush)

[23:33] <GM1> You chargre with your horn and stab at it. However, it steps out of the way. You are, however, able to stop before hitting the tree.

[23:33] <GM1> Captain, you go.

[23:34] <MiddleMac> (I swear if that wolf got a nat 20)

[23:34] <MiddleMac> (capp'n?)

[23:34]  * Cpt_High_Tide stretches out a hoof to bar the group. "Woah, stop! It has kids! We're getting a tad over our heads here."

[23:35] <Cpt_High_Tide> (no action)

[23:35] <GM1> You hail to the group to keep calm. Wolf goes.

[23:35] <GreenSleeves> (like, it leaves)

[23:35] <GreenSleeves> ?

[23:36]  * MiddleMac "Found a den relatively near our settlement and we're just going to let it be..." mumbles to herself

[23:36] <GM1> She moves over to bite at the only one to take hostile action so far, Green. (no, it's turn. Sorry)

[23:36] <UnifySelf> [but in the show, aren't they like, SUPER agressive?]

[23:36] <MiddleMac> (Very)

[23:36] <GM1> !roll d20

[23:36] <GameServ> 13 == 13

[23:36] <GreenSleeves> (my roll)?

[23:36] <MiddleMac> (yep)

[23:36] <GreenHoof_> (lol)

[23:37] <GreenSleeves> "JESUS CHRIST CAPTAIN I THOUGHT YOU HAD MY BACK!"

[23:37] <GreenSleeves> !roll 1d20

[23:37] <GameServ> 6 == 6

[23:37] <FeatherDuster_> ( Nice knowing ya kid )

[23:37] <GreenSleeves> (fuk)

[23:37] <GM1> (Hm, considering we don't have an Armor class system yet, I guess we'll go for oppoed rolls, or do you want me to set DCs?)

[23:37] <Cpt_High_Tide> (fug, now I have to fix this)

[23:37] <GreenSleeves> (Thanks, Obama)

[23:37] <MiddleMac> (You can set DC's)

[23:37] <GM1> (Regardless...) It manages to sing its teeth into your leg, dealing...

[23:37] <GM1> !roll1d4+1

[23:37] <Cpt_High_Tide> (set them, but don't tell us)

[23:38] <GM1> !roll 1d4+1

[23:38] <GameServ> (2) + 1 == 3

[23:38] <GreenSleeves> (out of 10?)

[23:38] <GM1> Three damage, meaning it hurts, breaks the skin, but nothing major since I don't know if we have Hot Points

[23:38] <MiddleMac> (what hp marker was Lucy using for you guys?)

[23:39] <Cpt_High_Tide> (ten hitpoints)

[23:39] <Cpt_High_Tide> (zero or lower is unconscious and maybe dying)

[23:39] <Cpt_High_Tide> (negative ten is ded)

[23:39] <MiddleMac> (three damage is a considerable amount)

[23:39] <GM1> (-10 is death)

[23:39] <Dusk> (maybe we should do 20 hp

[23:39] <GM1> Okay, because I didn't know we had 10 HP, it hurts like a bitch as its teeth rip into your muscle

[23:40] <GreenSleeves> (fuk)

[23:40] <Cpt_High_Tide> (Don't worry, if anyone is low on hitpoints, the rest of us are not going to let it get worse)

[23:40] <MiddleMac> (I've got some herbs)

[23:40] <GreenSleeves> ("herbs))

[23:40] <GM1> (Unify, you're up)

[23:41] <MiddleMac> (UnifySelf)

[23:41] <Dusk> (Fagget)

[23:41]  * UnifySelf panicing, doesn't take heed to Capp's warnings. "OK, FUCK, UM...FIRE, FIRE MIGHT HURT IT!" And goes on to try a low level fire spell.

[23:41] <UnifySelf> !roll 1d20

[23:41] <GameServ> 6 == 6

[23:42] <GreenSleeves> (inb4 that kills me)

[23:42] <Dusk> (Fucking smokey bear fucked your shit.)

[23:42] <Cpt_High_Tide> (oh god I am the worst team leader what have I done)

[23:42] <MiddleMac> "At least you didn't lose an eye!"

[23:42] <GreenSleeves> (I followed you, just sayin)

[23:42] <Cpt_High_Tide> (awww, too soon)

[23:42] <FeatherDuster_> ( pfft )

[23:42] <GM1> You manage to get s small spart to shoot from your horn. However, it takes more effort than its worth, as the spark soon fades and you're left with a nasty head ache.

[23:42] <GreenHoof_> "shit shit shit"

[23:42] <UnifySelf> [apparently the dice gods hate magic]

[23:42] <GM1> Ivan goes

[23:43] <MiddleMac> (ZIGGER)

[23:43] <GreenHoof_> (save us zigger)

[23:43] <MiddleMac> (MOVE YO ASS IN GEAR)

[23:43]  * Zebra_Ivan charges the wolf and tries to buck it

[23:43] <GreenSleeves> (INBORN ZIGGER STRENGTH!)

[23:43] <Zebra_Ivan> !roll d20

[23:43] <GameServ> 16 == 16

[23:43] <Dusk> (YES.)

[23:43] <MiddleMac> (WOO FOR ZIGGERS!)

[23:43] <GreenHoof_> (THANK GOD FOR THEIR PHYSICAL QUALITIES)

[23:43] <FeatherDuster_> ( dat superior breeding! )

[23:43] <GM1> Ivan rears and smashes it with his back hooves, connecting with it, dealing...

[23:43] <UnifySelf> [Fucking ziggers]

[23:44] <GM1> !roll 1d6+1 (fuck if I know, I guess that sounds about right?)

[23:44] <GameServ> (6) + 1 == 7

[23:44] <GreenHoof_> dealing?"

[23:44] <MiddleMac> "CRITICAL DAMAGE!"

[23:44] <GreenSleeves> (out of?)

[23:44] <Cpt_High_Tide> (dat zigger strength)

[23:44] <GM1> 7 damage to the wolf. In its pain it lets go of Green

[23:44] <GM1> (That will be the base ofr all Earth Pony bucks)

[23:45] <GM1> *for

[23:45] <GreenSleeves> "FUCk my leg..."

[23:45] <MiddleMac> (Epones get +2 to strength)

[23:45] <GM1> Mac, you're up

[23:45] <GreenHoof_> YAY

[23:45] <MiddleMac> "FOR THE GODS!"

[23:45] <GM1> (Again, first time running this gank, don't know this shit)

[23:45] <MiddleMac> !rolls 1d20

[23:45] <UnifySelf> "C'MON MAC, YOU CAN DO IT!"

[23:45] <GM1> First tell me what you're doing before rolling

[23:45] <MiddleMac> !roll 1d20

[23:45] <GameServ> 16 == 16

[23:46] <GreenHoof_> PRIASE HIM

[23:46] <MiddleMac> (SOORY

[23:46] <FeatherDuster_> ( jesus )

[23:46] <Dusk> (WIN FOR THE DICE GODS!)

[23:46]  * MiddleMac charges

[23:46]  * GreenHoof_ pisses his non existent pants

[23:46] <GM1> You charge the beast and I'm guessing slam into it? You deal...

[23:46]  * Dusk has a large erection

[23:46] <MiddleMac> "I'M A GIRL, DAMMIT!"

[23:47] <GM1> !roll 1d4+2

[23:47] <GameServ> (1) + 2 == 3

[23:47] <Dusk> YES YOU FAGGOT

[23:47] <GM1> 3 damage and knock it off balance.

[23:47]  * MiddleMac ffffffffffffppppptt

[23:47] <Dusk> (fuck. I thought that would be a killing blow.)

[23:48] <GreenHoof_> (god dammit)

[23:48] <GM1> It's off balance and will be so until the end of its turn. It look hurt as hell. Duster, you're up.

[23:48] <GreenSleeves> "DUST, HIT THE FUCKER FOR ME!"

[23:48] <MiddleMac> "I need more wood for smoking!"

[23:48] <UnifySelf> [>Duster. Is is bad i automatically thought of Mother 3]

[23:49] <MiddleMac> (Wait. Did I just make an innuendo? )

[23:49] <Cpt_High_Tide> (yeah you did gurl)

[23:49]  * MiddleMac stares blankly at the sun

[23:49] <GreenSleeves> "You can smoke my wood when we get out of here!"

[23:49] <FeatherDuster_> *Steps forward to intimidate, " I'm not going to kill you, but I'm going to give you a chance to leave. "

[23:50] <FeatherDuster_> !roll d20 for intimidate

[23:50] <GameServ> 16 == 16

[23:50] <MiddleMac> "FFFFFPPPPPT"

[23:50] <UnifySelf> [>dat roll. Fight's over guys."

[23:50] <Dusk> (WELL FUCK.)

[23:50] <MiddleMac> (Dammit, now how will we get EXP?)

[23:50] <GM1> Sadly no. It doesn't understand your language and is still off balance, though it looks over to its pups.

[23:50] <Dusk> (pups for the camp fire gods!)

[23:51] <GreenSleeves> (slaughter the pups!)

[23:51] <MiddleMac> (for the fire!)

[23:51] <GreenHoof_> (great we're attacking a mother and it's pups. It's sure to give up and go home)

[23:51] <GM1> Dusk it's your turn

[23:51] <FeatherDuster_> ( hopes that at least intimidation got through? )

[23:51] <MiddleMac> (we're in it's home and no, intimidation did not work)

[23:51] <MiddleMac> "Gogogogo DUSK!"

[23:52] <FeatherDuster_> ( well fuck me running )

[23:52] <Cpt_High_Tide> (dunno about you all but I'm getting sleeves out of here)

[23:52] <GM1> (Sorry, but you're trying to scare a mother from protecting her young)

[23:52] <GM1> (Ain't gonna work so easily)

[23:52] <GreenHoof_> (this is fucked. we're really in a shitstorm of canine right about now)

[23:52] <GreenSleeves> (pull me closer, I want to hit it !)

[23:52]  * Dusk Charges towards the wolf, screaming, aiming the spear-point towards it's head.

[23:52] <GreenSleeves> (lel)

[23:52] <Dusk> !roll d20

[23:52] <GameServ> 3 == 3

[23:52] <Dusk> (FUCKKKKK)

[23:52] <UnifySelf> [lel]

[23:52] <MiddleMac> (your luck is legendry)

[23:52] <Dusk> (MOTHER FUCK)

[23:53] <GreenSleeves> (inb4 misses and hits me)

[23:53] <Dusk> (CAPTAIN)

[23:53] <Dusk> (CAPTAIN I FUCKED UP)

[23:53] <FeatherDuster_> ( will there be epic fails? Like a roll that's so bad it works but in a fucked up way? )

[23:53] <GM1> You go to stab at the unbalanced wolf. As luck would have it, you still miss and stick the spear in the ground.

[23:53] <GM1> (Maybe, depends)

[23:53] <Cpt_High_Tide> (oh no)

[23:53] <GreenHoof_> (I'm still laregly unsued and uninjured)

[23:54] <GreenHoof_> *unused

[23:54] <GM1> Green, it's your turn

[23:54] <Dusk> FUCK IT UP

[23:54] <Dusk> (FUCK THAT WOLF UP)

[23:54] <GreenHoof_> !roll 20

[23:54] <GameServ> 1 == 1

[23:54] <GreenSleeves> (LOOOL

[23:54] <MiddleMac> (HAH)

[23:54] <GreenHoof_> OH MY FUCKING GOD

[23:54] <Cpt_High_Tide> (guys)

[23:54] <Dusk> green.

[23:54] <Cpt_High_Tide> (guys srsly)

[23:54] <UnifySelf> [wut]

[23:54] <Dusk> (I'm going to kill you.)

[23:54] <FeatherDuster_> (MY SIDES)

[23:54] <Cpt_High_Tide> (srsly guys)

[23:54] <GreenSleeves> (inb4 THAT kills me)

[23:54] <Cpt_High_Tide> (you are all very silly ponies)

[23:54] <UnifySelf> [my sides are gone]

[23:54] <GreenHoof_> YOU'VE GOT TO BE SHITTING MY ASS RIGHT NOW

[23:54] <Dusk> (GOD DAMMIT YOU HAD ONE JOB.)

[23:54] <Dusk> (ONE JOB)

[23:54] <MiddleMac> (I have no sides for my fries)

[23:54] <GM1> Seeing as how you didn't tell me what you were going to do and just rolled, I'm going to have fun with this.

[23:55] <Cpt_High_Tide> (I like this GM)

[23:55] <GreenHoof_> oh wonderful

[23:55] <Dusk> (likewise

[23:55] <GreenSleeves> (my body isn't ready)

[23:55] <GreenHoof_> please don't kill me

[23:55] <GreenHoof_> i have so much to live for

[23:55] <MiddleMac> (in this moment I am euphoric.)

[23:55] <FeatherDuster_> ( your body will never be ready )

[23:55] <GreenSleeves> (never again)

[23:55] <UnifySelf> [i'm laughing right beside you Mac]

[23:56] <GreenHoof_> (I'm shitting my pants in anxiety right about now)

[23:56] <GM1> Green, you get the brilliant idea to try and step on its head. However, you mis aim and step right in front of its mouth. It snaps at you, dealing 1 point of damage on you already injured leg.

[23:56] <Dusk> (top lel

[23:56] <UnifySelf> [TOP FUCKING LEL]

[23:56] <GreenHoof_> (so... did I lose my leg? Or what?)

[23:56] <MiddleMac> (different green, GM)

[23:56] <GreenSleeves> (that was the other green)

[23:56] <Cpt_High_Tide> (Sleeves is the one who was injured, Hoof is the one who just fukked up)

[23:56] <GreenSleeves> (2xgreens)

[23:56] <GreenHoof_> (I haven't done shit yet)

[23:56] <Cpt_High_Tide> (but BOTH GREENS ARE FUCKING GOOBERS)

[23:57] <GM1> (Shit... um... okay, the same thing happend though. You sill get bit)

[23:57] <MiddleMac> (SNOT BROS.)

[23:57] <GreenSleeves> (Jesus fuckign christ)

[23:57] <GreenHoof_> (so now I only have an injured leg, right? Nothing too bad?)

[23:57] <GM1> Other Green, you'r eup.

[23:57] <MiddleMac> (Now we roll for initiative again?)

[23:57] <GM1> (No, it stays through the whole encounter)

[23:57] <GreenSleeves> "FUCKERRRRR......"

[23:57] <GM1> (This isn't battle tech)

[23:57] <GreenHoof_> (what did I get, exactly?)

[23:57] <Dusk> (THIS IS WHY WE DON'T PEACE TALK WITH WOLVES

[23:58]  * GreenSleeves swings as hard as he can with his front hoof

[23:58] <GreenSleeves> !roll 1d20

[23:58] <GameServ> 10 == 10

[23:58] <red1384> (yes it is)

[23:58] <GM1> (You got bit and took 1 point of damage)

[23:58] <GreenHoof_> (ok)

[23:58]  * red1384 summons an AS7-D Atlas to the field

[23:58] <MiddleMac> (We battle tech?)

[23:58] <GreenHoof_> (lolwut)

[23:58] <Cpt_High_Tide> (>tfw no mech)

[23:58] <GM1> Sleeves, you swing down at the neck of the beast. There is a sharp SNAP, and then it goes limp.

[23:59] <GM1> (What I'd do for a DireWolf...)

[23:59] <red1384> (okay, I'll fuck off again, just checking things out)

[23:59] <GreenSleeves> "YEah!"

[23:59] <MiddleMac> (gM, did you just bring back the entire pack?)

[23:59] <Dusk> (SLEAVES YOU ARE A HARD CORE MOTHERFUCKER)

[23:59]  * UnifySelf quivering. "D-Did we win?"

[23:59] <MiddleMac> (I think you did.)

[23:59] <GreenSleeves> "Someone wanna come help me up?"

[23:59] <Dusk> "here"

[23:59] <GM1> (Sorry, talking about Mechs)

[23:59]  * MiddleMac attempts first aid with herbs

[23:59] <FeatherDuster_> *helps up Green

[23:59]  * Cpt_High_Tide offers a hoof to Sleeves.

[00:00] <GreenSleeves> (lol what is this, RE?)

[00:00] <MiddleMac> (Whats the roll for healing?)

[00:00]  * GreenSleeves uses mac and tide to get up

[00:00] <GM1> The pups still remain and begin barking (heh) at you.

[00:00] <GreenHoof_> "Is... is it dead?"

[00:00] <Dusk> (should we kil the babies?)

[00:00] <Zebra_Ivan> "Yes, it looks like it.)

[00:00] <GreenSleeves> "Dead enough"

[00:00] <Cpt_High_Tide> "Let's just get out of here."

[00:00] <MiddleMac> (Kill the babies.)

[00:00] <GreenHoof_> "Captain, what should we do with the babies?"

[00:00] <Dusk> (DEAD BABIES FOR THE DEATH GOD)

[00:00] <MiddleMac> "If we let them live, they'll grow to be a problem."

[00:01] <GreenSleeves> (eat them)

[00:01] <FeatherDuster_> I say we might as well, lest they come back for revenge on us later.

[00:01] <Zebra_Ivan> "Will they even survive for very long?"

[00:01] <GreenSleeves> "... revenge on me."

[00:01] <GreenHoof_> Good point. What say you, Captain?

[00:01] <Cpt_High_Tide> "Just... fukken... Do whatever. Mac, help me get Sleeves out of the brush."

[00:01]  * Dusk stabbes a pup

[00:01] <MiddleMac> "They have a pack."

[00:01] <Dusk> !roll d20

[00:01] <GameServ> 3 == 3

[00:01] <Dusk> wow. I had one job.

[00:01]  * UnifySelf still quivering and starts mubling incoherently to himself before looking at the pups. "Oh god what about them?"

[00:01] <GM1> Dusk you miss the pups.

[00:01]  * MiddleMac helps Capp'n move Sleeves

[00:01] <GM1> One urinates on you

[00:01] <GreenSleeves> (top lel)

[00:01] <GreenHoof_> (lelz)

[00:01]  * Dusk stabbes a pup

[00:01] <FeatherDuster_> (haw )

[00:02] <Dusk> !roll d20

[00:02] <GameServ> 18 == 18

[00:02] <Dusk> YEAH

[00:02] <Dusk> CRITZ

[00:02] <FeatherDuster_> (Oh fuck )

[00:02] <GreenSleeves> (how many pups?)

[00:02] <MiddleMac> "Well fucking hell."

[00:02] <GM1> Spears crit on a 19-20, but you to impale it. It's dead. 2 pups.

[00:02] <Dusk> YEAH

[00:02] <GreenSleeves> (remaining, or including the dead one?)

[00:02] <GM1> Incuding dead

[00:02] <MiddleMac> "Stop doing that, their pack is on the way. Wolves hunt for revenge."

[00:02] <GreenHoof_> "Fuck this shit. I'm following the Captain."

[00:03] <Dusk> "As do I middle, As do I.

[00:03] <Dusk> "yeah, this is getting out of hand.

[00:03] <UnifySelf> "Y-yeah, w-what Mac said. Let's just get out and never look back, ok?"

[00:03] <GreenHoof_> "

[00:03]  * Dusk follows captain

[00:03] <GreenHoof_> "let's just not talk about this again"

[00:03] <GreenSleeves> "Fuckin' Christ, my leg. How's it look?"

[00:03] <Dusk> "let's talk about it all the time."

[00:03] <MiddleMac> "Someone take my spot carrying Sleeves."

[00:03] <Dusk> "honestly, pretty bad."

[00:03] <GreenHoof_> "Looks about as shitty as mine, Green"

[00:04] <FeatherDuster_> ( Are we still on turns or is combat over? )

[00:04] <Zebra_Ivan> "Let's get back to the sream, wash the injurues and I'll bandage them."

[00:04] <Dusk> I'll caryr sleeves."

[00:04] <MiddleMac> "Fuck that."

[00:04] <Dusk> *carry

[00:04] <MiddleMac> "Someone who has okay luck, please?"

[00:04]  * Cpt_High_Tide helps Sleeves out of the thick of the forest, the bounce in his step gone, as he leads him to the river. "Right, we'll get it cleaned up."

[00:05] <Dusk> (Don't dogs like wounds clean?)

[00:05] <Dusk> (just a thought.)

[00:05] <GreenSleeves> "I thought you had my back, cap...."

[00:05] <Dusk> (lick)

[00:05] <GM1> So you take Sleeves and return to the path and wash his injury off. It looks pretty painful (and fucking is), but it's not too deep or worrysome.

[00:05] <MiddleMac> "You know what's shit? Timberwolves reanimate."

[00:05] <GreenHoof_> (wait, GM, isn't my leg fucked up too? Or what?"

[00:05] <GreenHoof_> )

[00:05] <GreenSleeves> (not nearly as bad)

[00:05] <GreenSleeves> ( I dont think, anyway)

[00:05]  * Cpt_High_Tide turns, practically snapping at Sleeves. "I was caught off-guard, okay?"

[00:05] <GM1> (Your leg has some superficial damage, but it's not as bad as Sleeve's)

[00:05] <Dusk> "I think it's best we get moving as soon as we're done here."

[00:06] <GreenHoof_> (thank Christ)

[00:06]  * UnifySelf walks next to MiddleMac. "Tell me, how pethetic did i look back there."

[00:06]  * Zebra_Ivan nods he head and bandages Sleeve's leg. "Can you walk?"

[00:06]  * MiddleMac whispers back "Could have been worse."

[00:06] <GreenSleeves> "It's okay, Captn, but next time you're cargin' with me"

[00:06] <GreenHoof_> "Not as bad as me, I fucked myself on the first try"

[00:06]  * Dusk ponders on the current situatoin

[00:06] <GreenSleeves> (we left 1 pup)

[00:06] <Dusk> (yup.)

[00:06]  * UnifySelf says "Exactly what I feared." before walking off.

[00:07] <GreenSleeves> (inb4 it kills me years leter i my sleep)

[00:07] <MiddleMac> "I'm making myself a set of rock wing-blades when we get back."

[00:07] <GreenHoof_> mfw it'll probably kill us all in revenge

[00:07] <GreenHoof_> "I want some damn ore to get smithy to make a knife with"

[00:07] <FeatherDuster_> *Heaves a heavy sigh. " We really need to think before we act. "

[00:07] <MiddleMac> "They reanimate. Hopefully they'll just learn not to fuck with us."

[00:07]  * Zebra_Ivan begins walking on the path before calling back, "come on, we only have a few more hours of day light left!"

[00:07] <UnifySelf> "I'll be on the lookout just in case anything decides to follow us."

[00:08]  * Cpt_High_Tide deflates a bit as he lets Ivan do his thing. "I just... wasn't expecting to see pups."

[00:08] <MiddleMac> "What did you expect at a den?"

[00:08]  * GreenSleeves frowns and looks away

[00:08] <FeatherDuster_> *trots up to Tide, " Hey, let's not think about it right now. "

[00:08]  * Dusk is silent, thinking on his recent actions

[00:09]  * UnifySelf is silent as well, for almost the same reasons

[00:09]  * MiddleMac is slightly agitated at the naivety of the groups ideals

[00:09] <FeatherDuster_> " We need to focus still. Four Canon needs herbs and resources. "

[00:09]  * Cpt_High_Tide gets up from the river and follows Ivan. "I don't know what I was expecting, okay? Duster's right, I don't want to talk about it."

[00:09] <MiddleMac> "Some times the right thing to do isn't easy..."

[00:09] <GreenHoof_> "We'll all end up okay, and we all participated in thi mission voluntarily. We'll also bring back valuable information. This was a success, Captain."

[00:09] <GreenSleeves> "Alright...."

[00:09] <Dusk> "I killed two pups."

[00:09] <GreenSleeves> (two?)

[00:09] <MiddleMac> "soke times, you have to do what you think is horrible for the good of the rest of us."

[00:09] <Zebra_Ivan> "Why do you think I want to get moving along? So we don't have to think about this."

[00:10] <GreenSleeves> "Alright, I'm gonna try and walk this off

[00:10] <GM1> One pup was left alive.

[00:10]  * Dusk silently walks ahead, feeling a little relieved.

[00:10] <UnifySelf> "He's right, let's just move along and not think about this."

[00:10] <MiddleMac> "And in all honesty, this wasn't a bad thing. Timberwolves are savage beasts."

[00:10]  * GreenSleeves tries to walk it off

[00:10]  * UnifySelf starts following Ivan

[00:10] <GreenSleeves> !roll 1d20

[00:10] <GameServ> 19 == 19

[00:10] <GreenHoof_> "Let's all just forget about it."

[00:10]  * MiddleMac shakes her head

[00:10] <GreenHoof_> "I still have a little bit of Cider, Captain. Want a swig to calm your nerves?"

[00:11] <FeatherDuster_> *Catches up to Ivan, " Where we headed, further north? "

[00:11] <MiddleMac> "Choosing to forget the unpleasant things in life never benefits anyone."

[00:11] <Cpt_High_Tide> "More than anything in Equestria, Hoof."

[00:11] <Dusk> "Well, business is business. Let's keep going."

[00:11] <GM1> You continue down the path, making your way out of the trees before very long. The path once again turns to dirt as you exit, leading into the mountians, now much closer.

[00:11]  * MiddleMac pulls out the snack from her saddlebags and gives it to Sleeves

[00:12] <MiddleMac> "Eat up."

[00:12]  * Dusk signals the group to stop

[00:12]  * UnifySelf goes back to being silent, as well as reflectively looking at the ground

[00:12]  * GreenSleeves says softly: "Thanks, Mac."

[00:12] <MiddleMac> "We're going to have hell to face on our way back through."

[00:12] <FeatherDuster_> *Checks the area for anything valuable

[00:12] <Dusk> "Should we camp here and climb in the morning?

[00:12] <FeatherDuster_> !roll d20

[00:12] <GameServ> 18 == 18

[00:12]  * MiddleMac halts in her tracks

[00:12] <Dusk> "It would not benefit us to climb at night."

[00:12] <UnifySelf> !roll 1d20 for investigation of area

[00:12] <GameServ> 13 == 13

[00:12] <GM1> Feather, sadly there is nothing of value save the normal asortment of grass and comon weeds.

[00:13]  * GreenHoof_ hands Capt. a Cider

[00:13] <Cpt_High_Tide> "You may be right, we'll have enough trouble climbing rocks as is."

[00:13] <FeatherDuster_> (What's the time of day?)

[00:13] <GM1> Unify, you see that the mountains lay ahead. The path you are on is obviouslt not natural; it's been used before. It's mid-afternoon.

[00:13]  * MiddleMac sits down and pulls out two of her rocks and proceeds to bang them together

[00:13] <Dusk> "I say we stay here. I'll have your backs for the night if I can catch some sleep right now."

[00:14] <Zebra_Ivan> "It wouldn't be wise to be intoxicated right now..."

[00:14] <MiddleMac> (rolling for clean split)

[00:14] <MiddleMac> !roll 1d20

[00:14] <GameServ> 12 == 12

[00:14]  * Cpt_High_Tide accepts the drink with a mumble of thanks and begins downing it harder than a deadbeat step-father

[00:14] <UnifySelf> "Guys, are there supposed to be paved roads this far up?"

[00:14] <GM1> Middle, high or low?

[00:14] <GreenHoof_> "One cider won't impair him. He could use the liquids"

[00:14] <GreenSleeves> (are they paved?)

[00:14] <Zebra_Ivan> "We're right next to a huge river..."

[00:14] <UnifySelf> [paved, not natural. same to me]

[00:14] <GM1> (Not paved, just dirt rlads)

[00:15]  * MiddleMac puts the rocks back in the saddlebag.

[00:15] <GM1> *roads

[00:15] <GreenHoof_> "Okay, he could use the slight alcohol content to take the edge off."

[00:15] <MiddleMac> "Alwasy take to road less traveled."

[00:15] <UnifySelf> "Sorry if i used incorrect terminology, but these things arn't natural. Let's see if there are any ruins ahead."

[00:15] <UnifySelf> "Mac, why are you speaking in...whatever the hell those are called?"

[00:15] <Dusk> I'll stay behind and rest, If I am going to be night watch I'll need to slep now.

[00:16]  * MiddleMac gets up and slaps Capp'n hard on the back

[00:16] <GreenSleeves> I'll stay with Dusk."

[00:16]  * Dusk plops down in the grass, and after stoping it down, finds a comfortable position and drifts off to sleep.

[00:16] <MiddleMac> "Hold it together, old man. We're still gonna need you for this."

[00:16] <Dusk> *stomping

[00:16]  * GreenSleeves sits next to Dusk.

[00:17]  * Dusk starts dreaming

[00:17] <Dusk> !roll d20

[00:17] <GameServ> 6 == 6

[00:17] <FeatherDuster_> " Follows behind Tide and Mac in silence

[00:17] <FeatherDuster_> *

[00:17]  * Cpt_High_Tide catches himself after Mac's reassurance, setting aside the drink. "Heh. Old man."

[00:17]  * Zebra_Ivan sighs and shrugs before finsing a place in the shade and nibbling on some grass. "Eat and drink up while you can,. Limit your movement to conserve energy."

[00:17]  * UnifySelf follows in silence as well.

[00:17] <MiddleMac> "I like those quotes. Whenever I find myself in a difficult position, I think about things to motivate me."

[00:17] <GreenSleeves> (So we're splitting up?)

[00:18] <GM1> Are you? GM's advice, it's ALWAYS unwise to slpit the party.

[00:18] <UnifySelf> "I might just need to take a page from your book, Mac."

[00:18] <Cpt_High_Tide> (Sorry, could you read back out options to me?)

[00:18] <MiddleMac> (I am not comfortable splitting the party after what we just did)

[00:18] <UnifySelf> [i don't want to split the party]

[00:19] <MiddleMac> (karmakarmakarma)

[00:19] <GM1> Dusk ploped in the grass and fell asleep, so I assumed that you were taking a break.

[00:19] <FeatherDuster_> ( We do need to stick together, but two of us are resting? )

[00:19] <Dusk> (Resting for the night of watching I need to do.)

[00:19] <Dusk> (I have to stay up all night somehow.)

[00:19] <MiddleMac> (Then let's carry them)

[00:19] <GreenSleeves> (I can walk)

[00:19] <GreenSleeves> (barely)

[00:19]  * MiddleMac offres to carry one of them

[00:19] <FeatherDuster_> ( I can take one )

[00:20] <GreenHoof_> (I'll carry another)

[00:20] <FeatherDuster_> *Scoops up sleeping dusk

[00:20] <Zebra_Ivan> (I can as well, I think)

[00:20]  * GreenSleeves tilts his head to Dust. "carry him, I don't need help."

[00:20] <MiddleMac> !roll 1d20 to carry Dusk

[00:20] <GameServ> 20 == 20

[00:20]  * Cpt_High_Tide sighs and nods. "Right, I'll cut out the moping. Are you going to be alright carrying those two?"

[00:20] <GM1> Okay, I need to know who is sleeping and who is carrying?

[00:20] <Cpt_High_Tide> (evidently so)

[00:20] <MiddleMac> (Hue)

[00:20] <FeatherDuster_> (Seems like Mac can do it  lol )

[00:20] <GreenHoof_> (Hue)

[00:20] <UnifySelf> [nice roll]

[00:21] <GreenSleeves> (I'm walking.)

[00:21] <MiddleMac> (20's for menial task, 3's for battles.)

[00:21] <GM1> MiddleMac, you effortly pick up the snoozing Batpony in such a way that they don't even stirr. You position them in such a way that it makes carrying them so easy. You'll recieve a +3 on any endurance cheks I make you roll while carrying them.

[00:21] <MiddleMac> (These damn dice)

[00:21] <FeatherDuster_> ( Just like a woman )

[00:21] <UnifySelf> [it must be that time of the month for the dice gods]

[00:22] <Dusk> (The dice gods must like our puppy sacrafice)

[00:22] <GreenSleeves> (singular)

[00:22] <MiddleMac> (It's the desire sensor)

[00:22] <GreenSleeves> (still afraid the other'll come at us)

[00:23] <GM1> You know what I mean. Now, who else is carrying and who else is resting?

[00:23] <GreenSleeves> (rest of us are walking)

[00:23] <MiddleMac> "You okay walking, GreenSleeves?"

[00:23] <GM1> Okay. Did anyone stop to eat or drink?

[00:23] <GreenSleeves> "Yeah, like hell I'm gonna let anyone carry me."

[00:23] <GreenSleeves> (I ate a snack)

[00:23] <MiddleMac> (Gave my snack to Sleves)

[00:23] <Dusk> (muh pride)

[00:23] <GreenSleeves> (^that)

[00:23] <FeatherDuster_> ( I probably should. )

[00:24] <Cpt_High_Tide> (I'll carry Sleeves if need be, not that he would ever accept it. I just had a drink.)

[00:24] <UnifySelf> [i should eat too]

[00:24] <GreenSleeves> (I am stuborn)

[00:24] <Dusk> (I'm going to eat at the end of my shift before we climb.)

[00:24] <GreenSleeves> (no carry)

[00:24] <FeatherDuster_> *munches on some grass and drinks before they start moving again

[00:24]  * UnifySelf does the same

[00:24] <GM1> Okay, I'm going to need everyone who is walking (so not Dusk) to make an endurance roll. Also give your race cuz I'm shit at remembering these things.

[00:24] <GreenHoof_> "I'll do whatever ya'll want me to do"

[00:24] <MiddleMac> !roll 1d20

[00:24] <GameServ> 8 == 8

[00:24] <FeatherDuster_> !rolld d20 Earth

[00:25] <GreenSleeves> !roll 1d20 unicorn

[00:25] <GameServ> 1 == 1

[00:25] <GreenSleeves> (fuk)

[00:25] <FeatherDuster_> !roll d20

[00:25] <GameServ> 15 == 15

[00:25] <GreenHoof_> I'm earth pony

[00:25] <UnifySelf> !roll 1d20  unicorn

[00:25] <GameServ> 2 == 2

[00:25] <GreenHoof_> !roll d20 Earth

[00:25] <GameServ> 9 == 9

[00:25] <Cpt_High_Tide> !roll d20 Unicorn

[00:25] <GameServ> 7 == 7

[00:25] <UnifySelf> [FUCK]

[00:25] <GreenHoof_> my fucking luck

[00:25] <Cpt_High_Tide> (we're deeaaad)

[00:25] <Zebra_Ivan> !roll d20

[00:25] <GameServ> 9 == 9

[00:25] <MiddleMac> +3 for earlier 20 ftw)

[00:25] <GreenHoof_> !roll d20 Earth FUCK IT

[00:25] <GameServ> 16 == 16

[00:25] <UnifySelf> [i'll blame my low endurance on i'm sad right now]

[00:25] <GreenSleeves> (I'll blame my 1 on being hurt)

[00:26] <GreenSleeves> (The dice gods know)

[00:26] <Cpt_High_Tide> (It may have been a bad idea to start this adventure literally just after hitting the inn for drinks)

[00:26] <Dusk> (You had one job.)

[00:26] <GreenHoof_> Sleeves is hurt. I'll help him along. Green power and all...

[00:26] <GreenSleeves> (waiting on gm)

[00:26] <MiddleMac> "Feather, grab the flowers out of my pack and ration them out"

[00:27]  * Dusk dreams

[00:27] <Dusk> !roll d20

[00:27] <GameServ> 20 == 20

[00:27] <Dusk> (FUCK YEAH GOOD DREAM.)

[00:27] <MiddleMac> (REMEMBER THE NAT 20 ON THE GATHERING?)

[00:27] <MiddleMac> (GOT FLOWERS)

[00:27] <GM1> With the excetion of MiddleMac and FeatherDuster, the lot of you grow tired rather quickly in the heat. Sleeves, you wind up over exerting yourself and nearly passing out, kept up only by the sheer fact that, well, I'm not going to make you roll for it, but it's really fucking noticable. Because of this you have to stop at about the halfway point and recouperate.

[00:27] <FeatherDuster_> " Got it... " * shifts through her bag to pull out the flowers. Passes them out to each pony.

[00:28]  * UnifySelf mumbles only a small "Thanks." when given his flower

[00:28] <GreenHoof_> (I can help him along, GM"

[00:28] <MiddleMac> (Take that, GM. Creative planning)

[00:28] <GreenSleeves> (next time we walk)

[00:28]  * Zebra_Ivan nods and accepts it. "Be sure to get a drink while you can to keep off dehydration."

[00:28]  * GreenSleeves eats flowers.

[00:28]  * GreenSleeves drinks.

[00:29] <GreenSleeves> (water)

[00:29] <Dusk> (Curious to see GM's dream response to my 20)

[00:29]  * Cpt_High_Tide must have had a few before going on this trip, because there's no way he could store alcohol in his mane. "Should'a brought one for the road..." He mumbles before munching on the flowers.

[00:29] <FeatherDuster_> *Eats the flowers as well, " Mac, you should keep the seeds for planting when we get back. "

[00:29]  * UnifySelf slowly eats flowers given to him and only takes one sip of water

[00:29]  * MiddleMac takes the seeds and puts them in her saddle

[00:29]  * GreenHoof_ devours flower

[00:30] <Dusk> (I believe I have flustered the GM.)

[00:30] <MiddleMac> "Sunflowers are the bomb."

[00:30] <GM1> (Ugh, sorry, hold on...)

[00:30] <Dusk> (I sense jimmies being rustled

[00:30] <FeatherDuster_> " Yea, they are pretty awesome. We can use the oil for things too. "

[00:30] <GM1> You have a very sweet dream of which ever pony you desire and you enjoying the bounties of the land.

[00:31] <Cpt_High_Tide> (>inb4 me)

[00:31] <Dusk> (by enjoying bounties it probably would have been blowing everything up.)

[00:31] <GreenSleeves> "if sunflower oil comes from sunflowers, and olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?"

[00:31] <Dusk> (I like this GM.)

[00:31] <GM1> Then you're blowing everything up, and it's still fucking beautiful

[00:31]  * Dusk snores annoyingly loud

[00:31] <Dusk> !roll d20

[00:31] <GameServ> 19 == 19

[00:31]  * Zebra_Ivan is thinking about wrinign babies out for their oil.

[00:31] <Dusk> HOHOHO

[00:31] <UnifySelf> [>this GM. He deserves a medal]

[00:32] <GM1> (Really? I feel like I'm doing kind of a crappy job...)

[00:32]  * GreenHoof_ chuckles "So when 4 Cannon gets it's feet and we're a prosperous utopia like Equestria, what'll you bastards say to Celestia?"

[00:32] <MiddleMac> (Proceed down path?)

[00:32] <Dusk> (No, I'm just asking for rediculous things.)

[00:32] <FeatherDuster_> ( You're doing great dude. )

[00:32] <GreenSleeves> "Ummmm..... Fuck you?"

[00:32] <GreenSleeves> "I guess"

[00:32] <MiddleMac> "When I see Celestia, I'm going toask here one thing... "Why?""

[00:32] <Zebra_Ivan> "I say we send her a letter, and I know exactly what it should say."

[00:33]  * UnifySelf remains silent

[00:33] <GreenHoof_> "I don't know what to say. Does she even know the shit we're going through just to survive?"

[00:33] <GreenSleeves> "Dear Princess Celestia, ur a faget"

[00:33] <Dusk> (implying royalty has any idea.)

[00:33]  * Zebra_Ivan clears his throat. "Hi. Just so you know, I rubbed my dick all over this. Take a wiff. That's my dick. Hit me up on skype."

[00:33] <FeatherDuster_> " Dear Princess Celestia, ur sister is hot. "

[00:33] <GreenSleeves> "Ten outta Ten"

[00:33] <Dusk> (10/10 zigger to the bone

[00:34] <MiddleMac> "If she holds the den incident against us, I swear on me mum."

[00:34] <GM1> Tell me when you guys continue on down the path. FYI, it's early evening now.

[00:34] <Dusk> (I swear on the puppy blood of my bloodlusty spear)

[00:34] <GreenHoof_> "Fuck it. We're still humans on the inside. We have something ponies don't."

[00:34] <Cpt_High_Tide> (I think we can assume that we're continuing the discussion as we carry onwards)

[00:34] <MiddleMac> "Anybody else familiar with weaving?"

[00:35] <red1384> (giant robots?)

[00:35] <GreenHoof_> (We're probably walking and talking cause we're cool like that)

[00:35] <Zebra_Ivan> "Weaving? Nope, I'm not that gay."

[00:35] <GM1> Okay then....

[00:35] <FeatherDuster_> " Weaving? Like baskets? I've done it a couple of times. "

[00:35]  * UnifySelf remains silent

[00:35] <GreenHoof_> "My grandma used to teach me that shit with the wooden circle thing and all that. Io've forgotten it all"

[00:35]  * Dusk continually snores

[00:35] <MiddleMac> "You see what happens when you get stuck somewhere with only your han-hoofs as tools."

[00:36] <MiddleMac> "weaving like nets, canopies, and mats."

[00:36] <GreenSleeves> "You're right, next time i'll bring a bottle and smash it on the enemy!"

[00:36] <FeatherDuster_> " I get what you're saying. We should gther some sticks to make a bed of sorts for carrying dusk? "

[00:37] <GM1> As you approack the mountains, there is a very noticable shift in temperature. Because of the magical nature of the land, the air temperature begins to drop. It isn't much at first, but by the time you make it to the entrence to the towering mountains, it's a good 20 degreese colder then before.

[00:37] <MiddleMac> "Shit is it me, or is it chilly?"

[00:37]  * UnifySelf finaly speaks. "FUCK IT'S COLD! I WOULD'VE STAYED OUT IN THE FIELDS INSTEAD OF BEING HERE!"

[00:37] <FeatherDuster_> *shivers a bit, " Whew. That feels a little better. "

[00:37] <GreenSleeves> "better than the hot as fuck summer"

[00:38] <MiddleMac> "I hope to Celestia this isn't where the Windigoes wen..."

[00:38] <UnifySelf> "You have a point Sleeves."

[00:38] <MiddleMac> *T"

[00:38] <GreenHoof_> "I prefer this cold, actually"

[00:38] <GreenSleeves> (guys, it had to have been 80 degrees elsewhere)

[00:38] <Dusk> (GM what time is it?)

[00:38] <FeatherDuster_> " I don't mind the heat too much, but hummidty is a killer. "

[00:38]  * Cpt_High_Tide chuckles as he watches his own breath. "I'm just glad no one made a Stark joke."

[00:38] <GreenHoof_> (yeah GM when you have to go don't stay because of us faggots)

[00:38] <UnifySelf> "Windigoes are fuled by hate, i don't think that we hate eachother enough to effect the weather like this."

[00:38] <GM1> Making you way into the Phantom Valley (or at least that's what I think it's called, I can't fucking read the font on that map), the sun begins to set.

[00:39] <UnifySelf> [Pleasent vally, they made a new map]

[00:39] <GreenSleeves> "Damnit Captain.."

[00:39] <UnifySelf> [*valley]

[00:39] <GreenSleeves> "I would have if I thought of it."

[00:39] <MiddleMac> "Their cold is fueled by hate. Not their existence."

[00:39] <GM1> Okay, Pleasent Valley.

[00:40] <MiddleMac> "Pleasantly cold."

[00:40] <GM1> Pleasent Valley? The fuck kind of name is that?

[00:40] <UnifySelf> "That's what i'm saying, i don't think we hate eachother enough for them to control the weather to this extent."

[00:40] <GreenHoof_> "I honestly don't hate anyone. I actually like everyone here. Reminds me of home. It'd be weird here with only Equestrian ponies. They just don't know what it's like."

[00:40] <MiddleMac> "Who's to say that the don't naturally shill the area with their presence?"

[00:40] <FeatherDuster_> *Takes a moment to watch the sun as he walks, "No hate on my end. Not yet anyway. "

[00:40] <GreenHoof_> "Even the ones I disagree with on political stuff like guns, I still wouldn't have it any other way"

[00:40] <UnifySelf> "Ok, so they might."

[00:41]  * Dusk the sun setting seems to have some effect on him, waking him up.

[00:41] <MiddleMac> (inb4 we have to have an orgy to kill the windigoes)

[00:41]  * Dusk yawns

[00:41] <GreenSleeves> "Welcome back to the workd of the living, Dusk"

[00:41] <GreenHoof_> (fuck that, middlemac)

[00:41]  * Cpt_High_Tide fights the shivers as he glances up at the snow-tipped mountains. "Well... someone's feeling something, alright."

[00:41] <MiddleMac> "'Bout time, sleeping beauty."

[00:41] <Dusk> Alright, I'm set for the night. Where shall we make camp?"

[00:42] <Zebra_Ivan> As Dusk wakes up and the sun sets, you make it to the end of the dirt road. What lays before you is nothing but the mountains and valley with a stupid as shit name.

[00:42] <UnifySelf> "Sure. I'm feeling a bit tired."

[00:42] <FeatherDuster_> " The hard part is coming up. Let's save that for tomorrow. "

[00:42] <GreenHoof_> "fucking batpone lol"

[00:42] <GreenSleeves> "We are going to camp IN the cold-as-fuck creepy valley?"

[00:43] <GM1> It's not that cold. It's like, 60 F

[00:43] <GreenHoof_> "see if we had bolt action rifles this wouldn't be a problem. We could pick them off from 700 yards"

[00:43] <Dusk> "Let's start a fire."

[00:43] <MiddleMac> "Sleep in a pile."

[00:43] <FeatherDuster_> " Maybe there is a cavern somewhere to stay inside of? I can look around to check "

[00:43] <GreenSleeves> (Thats what I said earlier, no-one else seemd to notice.)

[00:43] <FeatherDuster_> !roll d20

[00:43] <GameServ> 11 == 11

[00:43] <GreenHoof_> lel

[00:43] <UnifySelf> [tell us that before hand GM, so we don't >imply] "It isn't that bad. Just sleep next to someone and it will be fine."

[00:44] <GM1> However, as the sun sets the temperature does drop another 10 degrees.

[00:44] <GreenSleeves> "Brrrr...."

[00:44] <GM1> FeatherDuster, you do not find any right now.

[00:44] <Dusk> "When you guys are ready, I'll be patrolling. I'll take the small stuff, but if anything big comes I'll hollar."

[00:44] <MiddleMac> "welp, time to pile up."

[00:44] <FeatherDuster_> " Shit, shit, I don't like the cold. " *shudders

[00:44] <GreenSleeves> "Jesus Christ, are we all spooing togther?

[00:44] <MiddleMac> !roll d20 to dig for diamonds

[00:44] <GameServ> 7 == 7

[00:45] <GreenSleeves> *spooning

[00:45] <Zebra_Ivan> You don't fine any.

[00:45] <UnifySelf> "Yeah, i think so."

[00:45] <GreenHoof_> "I like the cold, I'll just sleep outside the big spoon"

[00:45] <MiddleMac> "If we bury ourselves, we can use the dirt as insulation."

[00:45] <GreenSleeves> "Casual."

[00:45] <Dusk> "Or you could light a fire."

[00:45] <Dusk> "Ya know,

[00:45] <Dusk> with your magic."

[00:45] <UnifySelf> "Fuck you."

[00:45] <MiddleMac> "DO YOU SEE ANY WOOD AROUND HERE?"

[00:45] <GreenSleeves> "I can't risk getting dirt into my wounds."

[00:45] <FeatherDuster_> " What happens in Pleasant Valley, Stays in Pleasant Valley. " *smirks to self

[00:46]  * MiddleMac is on to you

[00:46] <Zebra_Ivan> "Yes, because that worked so well last time. And I only spoon if I'm the little spoon/"

[00:46] <Dusk> "Oh yeah. we didn't pick up the timber wolves....."

[00:46] <GreenHoof_> "Shit I'll gather some wood if we can start a friction-fire with some sticks"

[00:46] <GreenSleeves> (is captian still here?)

[00:46]  * Cpt_High_Tide gives a deadpan look as he sits himself down. "I'm not going to try and start a fire with magic."

[00:47] <GreenSleeves> "You're tellin' me."

[00:47] <MiddleMac> How many females arewith us?"

[00:47]  * Dusk walks about 50 metres away from the group, and starts patrolling in a zig zag circle.

[00:47] <FeatherDuster_> " Just you toots. "

[00:47] <Zebra_Ivan> "Too many."

[00:47] <GreenHoof_> "I think you're it Mac"

[00:47] <UnifySelf> "I think it's only you, Mac."

[00:47] <MiddleMac> "Mang, what a sausagefest."

[00:47] <UnifySelf> [>rape intensifies]

[00:47] <Zebra_Ivan> "You say that like it's a bad thing."

[00:47] <FeatherDuster_> " I certainly don't mind "

[00:47] <UnifySelf> "Heh, it's what you signed up for."

[00:48] <MiddleMac> ">messing with one of the few people with a sharp, pointy object"

[00:48] <UnifySelf> [i'm not actualy going for >rape. It was a joke]

[00:48]  * GreenSleeves smiles to himself while he shakes his head.

[00:48] <MiddleMac> (I know.)

[00:48]  * Dusk searches the surrounding area for anything interesting

[00:48] <Dusk> !roll d20

[00:48] <GameServ> 17 == 17

[00:49] <FeatherDuster_> " Do we have material for bedding, or should we make beds out of grass. "

[00:49] <MiddleMac> (Dat night time perception)

[00:49] <GreenHoof_> "Relax, Mac, I'm not sexually attracted even to mares right now even though I'm a stallion. You don't have to worry about my hormones... yet..."

[00:49] <GreenSleeves> (You find a  rock!)

[00:49] <UnifySelf> [when are we going to stop for today, it's 11:50 pm over here and i need to sleep]

[00:49] <Dusk> (+2 perception GM

[00:49] <GreenSleeves> (1250 here, fuck sleep)

[00:50] <MiddleMac> 12:50 here as well.)

[00:50] <Dusk> (11:50 here fuck sleep.)

[00:50] <GreenSleeves> (est master race)

[00:50] <GreenHoof_> [it's 11:50 here so yeah]

[00:50] <UnifySelf> "I'd like more of a long-term relationship instead of straight up fucking. Nothing you'll have to worry about here, Mac"

[00:50]  * MiddleMac brofists

[00:50] <GM1> (Psh, I'm usually up till like, 0400 anyway

[00:50] <GreenHoof_> lol

[00:50] <MiddleMac> "Still on about a passing joke. don't get your panties in a bunch"

[00:51] <GM1> So I assume you make camp for the night, doing what ever you need to?

[00:51] <Dusk> (awaiting GM)

[00:51] <GreenSleeves> (What time zone?)

[00:51] <FeatherDuster_> " No worries on my end Mac. If anything, I may push you into the the river while you sleep. "

[00:51] <Dusk> (because I'm incredibly impatient)

[00:51] <GM1> (EST)

[00:51] <GreenSleeves> (mmmk)

[00:51] <GreenHoof_> (lol)

[00:52] <MiddleMac> "Hue, good luck with that, Featherweight."

[00:52]  * Cpt_High_Tide rests his head on a hoof as he lies down. "Do we know how much farther we are to the mines?"

[00:52] <MiddleMac> "About a third of a mile."

[00:52] <FeatherDuster_> " Is that a challenge? " *smirk

[00:52] <MiddleMac> "MAP; MEMORIZED"

[00:52] <Dusk> Yo

[00:52] <Dusk> (GM

[00:52] <Zebra_Ivan> "Do we even know if there are mines?"

[00:53] <GM1> (Check your PMs)

[00:53] <UnifySelf> "Well, goodnight you guys, we better sleep now if we want energy in the morning."

[00:53] <MiddleMac> "Yes."

[00:53] <GreenHoof_> "Eeyup."

[00:53] <GreenSleeves> "g'night"

[00:53]  * GreenSleeves lies down

[00:53] <Zebra_Ivan> "Really?"

[00:53] <Dusk> (I think I may have had some sort of error)

[00:53] <GreenHoof_> (tfw the mane 6 and all of equestria are sleeping comfy in their beds while we're trying for our lives)

[00:54] <GM1> (Realy? I saw no mines on the map)

[00:54] <GreenSleeves> (we were headed to mines?)

[00:54] <GreenHoof_> (wtf mines?)

[00:54] <Dusk> I dun investigated)

[00:54]  * MiddleMac pulls out her sturdy rock and split one and chips away to make another knife

[00:54] <MiddleMac> !roll 1d20 for knife success

[00:54] <GameServ> 8 == 8

[00:54] <UnifySelf> [IC i would say, "Fuck the mane 6, they don't give a shit about us." but OOC i would say, i know that feel]

[00:54] <GM1> E'nope. No go Mac, sorry.

[00:55] <GreenHoof_> (shit so what do we do, GM?)

[00:55]  * Dusk looks around for anything interesting

[00:55] <FeatherDuster_> *chuckles at Mac's efforts

[00:55]  * MiddleMac throws the useless half away and attempts to salvage it as an arrow head

[00:55] <Dusk> !roll d20

[00:55] <GameServ> 18 == 18

[00:55] <MiddleMac> !roll 1d20

[00:55] <GameServ> 14 == 14

[00:55] <GreenHoof_> yay?

[00:55] <GM1> Okay, do we want to continue on or take a break?

[00:55] <UnifySelf> [i really need to go to bed now, are we ending the RP anytime soon?]

[00:55]  * MiddleMac was able to make a passable arrowhead

[00:56] <GreenSleeves> (up to yall)

[00:56] <GreenHoof_> why don't we turn in for the night?

[00:56] <Cpt_High_Tide> (I'd like to keep going and finish this adventure, since I am technically still in another one)

[00:56] <GreenSleeves> (yeah, same)

[00:56] <MiddleMac> Don't bail on us again, GM.

[00:56] <GM1> Honestly I can go for another 3 or so hours, but it's up to you. If not, I'mma hit the thread and see what else is up.

[00:56] <UnifySelf> [same here, but i can say this took place on another day.]

[00:56] <GM1> Okay, so here is what will happen;

[00:56] <FeatherDuster_> ( I'm torn. I have training tomorrow at 7:30, but I want to continue as well. )

[00:56] <UnifySelf> [there cannon fixed]

[00:57] <GM1> If you want to stay, stay. If you want to leave, I'll think of something for your characters to do.

[00:57] <MiddleMac> Hopefully no one dies before this happens.

[00:57] <FeatherDuster_> ( Those that leave simply went to sleep maybe? )

[00:57] <UnifySelf> [i really need to go to bed, so you guys better fill me in later. Goodbye]

[00:57] <GM1> I never allow characters do die on their first adventure with me.

[00:57] <GreenSleeves> Bye, goodnig.t

[00:57] == UnifySelf [[email protected]] has left #fourcannon-woods []

[00:57] <MiddleMac> Night.

[00:58] <GreenHoof_> (I'll do whatever Captain does. I'm tagging with him.)

[00:58] <GreenSleeves> (im staying.)

[00:58] <GM1> Okay, when I say "now, simply type if you're staying or leaving. Then wait for me to get a tally; don't say anything else.

[00:58] <FeatherDuster_> ( night )

[00:58] <GM1> "now"

[00:58] <MiddleMac> (staying for as long as I can.)

[00:58] <Dusk> staying.

[00:58] <GreenHoof_> staying

[00:58] <GreenSleeves> staying

[00:58] <FeatherDuster_> staying

[00:58] <Cpt_High_Tide> staying

[00:59] <GM1> Okay, so everyone else is staying.

[00:59] <GM1> I'll jus tell Unity what happened later.

[00:59] <MiddleMac> Loks like it.

[00:59] <GM1> So, resuming...

[00:59] <MiddleMac> *fy

[00:59] <Dusk> (Ah rolled for anything interesting in the area.)

[00:59] <GM1> While partolling the area, Duck, you happen across a large cave in the side of a cliff.

[00:59] <GM1> *Dusk

[00:59] <FeatherDuster_> ( >Duck )

[00:59] <GreenHoof_> lol

[00:59] <Dusk> (ITS ALWAYS DUCK!)

[01:00] <MiddleMac> (Ducky is now Dusk's nickname)

[01:00] <GreenSleeves> (you dont know how many times I've typed duck, but fixed it before hitting enter)

[01:00] <Cpt_High_Tide> (>not duskie)

[01:00] <FeatherDuster_> ( your name is Ducky )

[01:00] <GM1> Duck (that time was on purpose), do you investigate, wake your companions, or wait for later?

[01:00]  * Dusk ponders whether he should go in alone, but decides to mark the spot and tell the others later.

[01:01] <GreenSleeves> (gotta piss realllly quick)

[01:01]  * Dusk looks for animal tracks

[01:01] <Dusk> !roll d20

[01:01] <GameServ> 17 == 17

[01:01]  * MiddleMac continues working away at the other half of the split rock

[01:01] <GM1> Alright, you mark the spot. You do not find any animal tracks.

[01:01] <MiddleMac> !roll d20

[01:01] <GameServ> 16 == 16

[01:02] <GM1> You manage to make a crude, but passable and useful stone knife.

[01:02]  * MiddleMac looks at the newly finished knife; Perhaps it can be sharpened

[01:02] <MiddleMac> !roll d20

[01:02] <GameServ> 1 == 1

[01:02]  * Dusk patrols the area, trying to spot anything unusual

[01:02] <GreenSleeves> 9back)

[01:02] <Cpt_High_Tide> (ya blew it)

[01:02] <FeatherDuster_> *plops next to Tide, " You surving the cold okay? "

[01:02] <Dusk> !roll d20

[01:02] <GameServ> 18 == 18

[01:02] <GM1> You try to sharpen it and it breaks.

[01:02]  * MiddleMac breaks it into a thousand pieces

[01:02] <GreenHoof_> (GM, can I dig for just enough iron to make a knife when I get back to the smithy?)

[01:03] <GM1> Okay, hold on...

[01:03] <FeatherDuster_> *laughs at ac's failed effort

[01:03]  * MiddleMac groans in defeat and chucks a piece at Featherweights head

[01:03] <GreenSleeves> (you dont just dig up iron like that)

[01:03] <GM1> Dusk, the only things you find are various plants that I'm assuming you can or cannot identify.

[01:03] <MiddleMac> !roll d20

[01:03] <GameServ> 9 == 9

[01:03] <GreenHoof_> (well shit)

[01:03]  * Cpt_High_Tide is just sitting there, staring blankly at nothing when he really should be sleeping. "Huh? Oh. I guess I stayed the way I was before the switch... shaggy."

[01:04] <GM1> Hoof, not right now. You're in the middle of a valley at night.

[01:04]  * MiddleMac turns around and goes to sleep

[01:04] <GreenHoof_> (ok)

[01:04] <FeatherDuster_> ( I guess I dodged it? )

[01:04]  * Dusk trots close to te huddled group, checking on everyone, before resueming his guard pattern.

[01:04]  * GreenSleeves is sill lying down

[01:04] <MiddleMac> "Fucking... What do these people know of the difficulty of manipulating stone?" I grumble to myself

[01:05]  * Zebra_Ivan is WAYYYY asleep.

[01:05] <MiddleMac> !roll d20 for sleep

[01:05] <GameServ> 3 == 3

[01:05]  * Dusk continually walks in the formation, investigating hte surrounding area.

[01:05] <Dusk> !roll d20

[01:05] <GameServ> 15 == 15

[01:05]  * Cpt_High_Tide spaces out, watching Dusk patrol as he can't seem to sleep.

[01:05] <Cpt_High_Tide> (guess someone's getting nightmares)

[01:05] <FeatherDuster_> " Shaggy, what do you mean? " calls out to Mac, " TOOTS, Get your fat plot over here and cuddle! "

[01:05] <MiddleMac> (Or not sleeping)

[01:05] <GM1> You don't need to roll for sleep.

[01:06] <GreenSleeves> (do I need to roll for sleep or can I just pass out from exaustion?)

[01:06] <GreenHoof_> "I'm LOLING"

[01:06] <GM1> Also, who ever is injured heals... 2 points of damage.

[01:06] <GreenHoof_> (well maybe we should pause for tonight since we're all going to sleep?"

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[01:07]  * MiddleMac looks at Featherweight angrily and then stands up. She tries to flutter up to a higher rock

[01:07] <MiddleMac> !roll d20

[01:07] <GameServ> 12 == 12

[01:07] <GreenSleeves> (then I'm 9/10 and Hoof is fully healed?)

[01:07] <Dusk> (UNI IS BACK

[01:07] <UnifySelf> [forgot to tell you guys one thing. i'm not going to be back on for a while tomorrow, so if i'm not on when this is going on, just have me do random things.]

[01:07] <GM1> Sadly you're still unable to get off the ground, and yes your hoof is mostly healed.

[01:07]  * Cpt_High_Tide glances at FeatherDuster and points to himself. His dark blue coat is inches longer than most of the others, shaggy.)

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[01:08] <Dusk> (errybody asleep?)

[01:08] <MiddleMac> "Ye look might fine fer a salty sea dog!"

[01:08] <GM1> Okay, if you want you can continue to talk amongst yourselves, or we can move on to the day. How about you talk so I can take a quick break and prepare for the second half?

[01:08]  * MiddleMac hues and drifts off to sleep

[01:08] <GreenHoof_> (Up to Captain)

[01:09]  * GreenSleeves is asleep.

[01:09] <FeatherDuster_> ( Character development time? )

[01:09] <MiddleMac> !roll d20

[01:09] <GameServ> 20 == 20

[01:09] <FeatherDuster_> ( ....or not )

[01:09]  * MiddleMac is out like a fuckin light

[01:09] <GreenSleeves> (jesus christ)

[01:09]  * Dusk continues his patrol, never breaking formation aside from investigating the surrounding area.

[01:09]  * Cpt_High_Tide grins and looses the obligatory "Arrrr", before turning his head to stare at nothing again.

[01:09] <Dusk> (count that as me sleeping)

[01:09] <GM1> Still, give me, like, 10 minutes before continuing on please.

[01:09] <GreenSleeves> (Ok, Intermission time!)

[01:09] <MiddleMac> They say the snoring could be heard all the way back in town

[01:09] <Cpt_High_Tide> (You need prep time? If so we can do char development

[01:10] <Dusk> I like char development.

[01:10] <GM1> That and I need something to eat.

[01:10] <GreenHoof_> (ok)

[01:10] <FeatherDuster_> ( lol go eat )

[01:10] <GM1> So talk with yourselves, I'll be back in 1o minutes

[01:10] <Cpt_High_Tide> (give me a second)

[01:10] <MiddleMac> *SNOOOOOOOOOREEEEEE*

[01:11]  * Dusk walks over to the group, talking quietly. "everybod doing all right?"

[01:11] <MiddleMac> (this trip is like shipping heavan)

[01:11] <FeatherDuster_> " God that girl is loud. " walks up to Mac's sleeping body.

[01:11] <MiddleMac> (inb4 I end up the new Nova)

[01:11] <MiddleMac> *SNOOOORE*

[01:11] <FeatherDuster_> ( Just you wait )

[01:11] <Cpt_High_Tide> (back)

[01:12] <MiddleMac> *SNK- SNNNNNNNNNNN*

[01:12]  * Cpt_High_Tide glances at Dusk and sighs. "I really don't want to be a downer, here, but no, I don't think so."

[01:12] <FeatherDuster_> " Hey guys, what should we do to ol' Mac here? "

[01:12]  * GreenSleeves was awoken by Mac's snoring.

[01:13] <MiddleMac> *AMA FUKIN SLASH YE bloody tend...*

[01:13] <Dusk> "Is there any way I can help?" "I've still got some fish if y'all are hungry."

[01:13] <MiddleMac> *SNNOOOOORE*

[01:13]  * GreenSleeves mumbles "jeeesus woman."

[01:13] <GreenHoof_> (If I don't respond to anything that has to do with me, it's cause I have to take care of a baby here. Just tag me in with Captain"

[01:13] <GreenHoof_> )

[01:13] <GreenHoof_> shit

[01:14] <FeatherDuster_> " No one is going to get any sleep with THAT noise. " ( baby? like a real one? )

[01:14] <MiddleMac> *BREAK yur foo...*

[01:14]  * MiddleMac kicks a leg violently into the air

[01:14]  * Zebra_Ivan stares into the night sjy at the stars.

[01:14] <Zebra_Ivan> *sky

[01:14]  * Cpt_High_Tide shoots Mac a strange look, before turning his head back to Dusk. "When we first got here, to Equestria, I thought it was going to be just like the cartoon. Light-hearted adventure where at the end of every day our local egghead would write a letter about friendship."

[01:14]  * GreenSleeves sits up, unable to sleep with Mac's snoring.

[01:15]  * MiddleMac begins to drool a little

[01:15] <FeatherDuster_> ( dunno if I should roll for this or not )

[01:15] <MiddleMac> *EAT TOASTER*

[01:15] <FeatherDuster_> *dodges the flying leg.

[01:15] <GM1> (Don't worry about rolling right now)

[01:16]  * MiddleMac falls from her perch

[01:16]  * MiddleMac wakes up

[01:16] <Dusk> "I've always drempt of these kinds of things. Surviving, proving myself, and now that it's here, I just don't know how to take it all in. I'm not exactly a peaceful person, but I gotta agree this is a little more than it let on."

[01:16] <Cpt_High_Tide> "But today was... well, you know. I wasn't expecting to see something like that, at least not here."

[01:16] <MiddleMac> "FUCKIN'... FEATHERWEIGHT!"

[01:16] <FeatherDuster_> ( Cool ) * picks up some grass and starts to stuff it in her mouth, hoping to silence the sleeping beast

[01:16]  * Zebra_Ivan chuckles. "That's one way to stop snoring."

[01:17] <GreenSleeves> "I hear ya captian.... Friendship ain't all it was cracked up to be."

[01:17] <MiddleMac> "You *mmmmmfffffphhh*"

[01:17]  * MiddleMac swallows the grass

[01:17] <MiddleMac> "I'm going to get you back so hard."

[01:17] <Zebra_Ivan> "That's what she said."

[01:17] <GreenHoof_> "LOL"

[01:18] <GreenHoof_> "let's not stir up the Windigoes here"

[01:18] <FeatherDuster_> " Pfft. Try me woman. "

[01:18]  * GreenSleeves shakes his head, chuckling lightly.

[01:18] <Dusk> "well Cap'n I hope the best for ya'll. I won't let any of you die on my watch" * Dusk smiles, an aged look on his face, before moving back into formation.

[01:18] <GreenHoof_> "Captain, can we get back home already?"

[01:18]  * MiddleMac sends a lofty right hook to Featherweights flank

[01:18] <MiddleMac> !roll d20

[01:18] <GameServ> 2 == 2

[01:19] <FeatherDuster_> ( PFFT )

[01:19] <GreenSleeves> (pomf)

[01:19] <FeatherDuster_> " Kyaa! "

[01:19]  * MiddleMac instead tries to boop his nose

[01:19]  * Cpt_High_Tide glances at Mac, then at Feather, stifling a chuckle. "I'm just trying to make the best of a fresh start." He says to Sleeves. He glances up to see that it's still dark, and lowers himself to lie down. "We never had this conversation, by the way." He mumbles gruffly before nodding off to sleep.

[01:19] <MiddleMac> !roll d20

[01:19] <GameServ> 13 == 13

[01:20] <MiddleMac> (the boopening)

[01:20]  * GreenSleeves nods and lies down too.

[01:20] <Cpt_High_Tide> [BOOPING LOUDLY]

[01:20] <GM1> Alright, I'm ready to continue on if you are.

[01:20]  * MiddleMac decides to boop the rest of the party

[01:20] <GreenSleeves> (ready)

[01:20] <Cpt_High_Tide> (I'm good to skip to the morning)

[01:20] <FeatherDuster_> " Muh snout! "

[01:20] <GreenHoof_> (Same here)

[01:20] <MiddleMac> !roll 5d20

[01:20] <GameServ> 2, 16, 16, 17, 1 == 52

[01:20] <FeatherDuster_> ( same )

[01:20] <GreenHoof_> "Muh Freedom"

[01:21] <MiddleMac> (ready now)

[01:21] <MiddleMac> (sadly, two ended up being bonks)

[01:21] <GM1> So it is the next day. Duck (aain, intentional), you are tired from a night of partoling. However, you have a good idea of the layout, and you've discovered both a cave and several lecations with various plants growing.

[01:21]  * Dusk loved being a Night Ranger. It gives a Stallion some time to think. He thought about his day, his failures, his victories, but in the end had one thought burning through the back of his skull. What if something happens?

[01:21] <Dusk> GOT DAMNIT GM.

[01:22] <Cpt_High_Tide> (pffhahaha)

[01:22] <FeatherDuster_> ( har har )

[01:22] <MiddleMac> (Heh)

[01:22]  * GreenSleeves sits up.

[01:22] <GreenSleeves> "wakey Wakey!"

[01:23] <Dusk> "alright, while I was patrolling the other night , I discovered a cave. this could be our solution to getting ore. Do you all wan't to go search it?"

[01:23] <GreenHoof_> (well fuck faggots, I'm slipping fast. I'm going to bed. If I miss anything just tag me in with whatever Captain does. Goodnight)

[01:23]  * Zebra_Ivan yawns and gets up, stretching a bit.

[01:23] <Cpt_High_Tide> (brb, I need to do stuff. our glorious GM can fill in for me if need be)

[01:23] <Dusk> (Gnight Greenhoof.)

[01:23] <GM1> (No worries, will do, night.)

[01:23] <MiddleMac> "Lets go spelunking."

[01:23] <FeatherDuster_> *wakes up, found himself sleeping on top of both Mac and Tide

[01:23] <Cpt_High_Tide> (nite nite, sleepyhead)

[01:23] <FeatherDuster_> ( night )

[01:23] <Dusk> "TO THE CAVES IT IS!"

[01:23] <MiddleMac>  /me feather

[01:23] <GreenHoof_> (g'night all)

[01:23] <MiddleMac> (Night)

[01:24] <GreenSleeves> "Is it, dusk?"

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[01:24] <Dusk> "Yes."

[01:24] <Dusk> "It is. what is, it be is."

[01:24] <Zebra_Ivan> "Did you find any places with growing plants?"

[01:24] <FeatherDuster_> " Yup. Good night's sleep. You guys were great beds. "

[01:25] <Dusk> Yup. they should be scattered over the hillside."

[01:25] <FeatherDuster_> *Quickly trots over to Ivan and Dusk

[01:25] <MiddleMac> ?me plots a nice feather-tarring in the future

[01:25]  * MiddleMac plots a nice feather-tarring in the future

[01:25] <Dusk> So, Caves anyone?

[01:26] <GreenSleeves> "welp, I guess"

[01:26] <Zebra_Ivan> "Hm, well we need both. How about we split up? Myself, GreeneHoof and Unify will go look for usable plants and you all check out the cave?"

[01:26] <FeatherDuster_> " I'm up for it. "

[01:26] <Dusk> sounds good.

[01:26] <GreenSleeves> "That sounds like a plan."

[01:26] <MiddleMac> "And they were never heard from again."

[01:26] <Dusk>  "they were raped soon after by ninja snowmen."

[01:26] <Dusk> Welp, to the caves we go"

[01:26] <GM1> That way I can say the people who aren't here are doing things and we can kill two birds with one stone.

[01:27] <Dusk> sounds good GM

[01:27] <GreenSleeves> (I figured)

[01:27] <MiddleMac> "I still have two rock left for knapping."

[01:27] <GM1> Dusk, you show them the way to the caves. It's quite a large entrence with no natural bodies of water near by.

[01:27] <FeatherDuster_> " Well, what are we waiting for? Let's head in. "

[01:27] <Cpt_High_Tide> (back, my apologies, I had to fill out some forms)

[01:28] <Cpt_High_Tide> (reading what I missed)

[01:28] <GM1> (Don't worry, we just got going)

[01:28] <MiddleMac> (with exploration or herb gathering Capp'n?)

[01:28] <GM1> (If you're here, I assume you're exploring the cave. Herb gathering is mostly for those who left for the nigh)

[01:29] <Cpt_High_Tide> (sounds good)

[01:29] <GreenSleeves> (they all die)

[01:29] <Dusk> (that moment when this is so much more fun than the actual threads)

[01:29] <GreenSleeves> (Yeah)

[01:29]  * Cpt_High_Tide gets up, and does a series of stretches and pushups. "Alrighty then! Exploration sounds more my speed.)

[01:29] <Dusk> (I might actually not get on the threads for a while.)

[01:30] <GM1> The cave quickly grows dark as it goes deep into the mountain. Only the batpony can see clearly.

[01:30] <Dusk> "Hell yeah!"

[01:30]  * Dusk investigates the area with his batvision

[01:30] <Dusk> !roll d20

[01:30] <GameServ> 14 == 14

[01:30] <GM1> You spot something curious on the ground; a lantern.

[01:30] <Dusk> Picken that shit up.

[01:31] <GreenSleeves> (wow!)

[01:31] <MiddleMac> "Maybe we should go back to the foot of the mountain and get some wood four torches.

[01:31] <FeatherDuster_> ( nice)

[01:31] <MiddleMac> "Nevermind."

[01:31] <Dusk> "can you light it captain?"

[01:31] <MiddleMac> "Let me..."

[01:31]  * Cpt_High_Tide stumbles over to Dusk, eyeing the lantern. "Err.. Let's see. Pass it here."

[01:32]  * MiddleMac waits for her turn

[01:32] <GM1> As you pick it up, a rumbling sound fills the cave. The area directly behind you instantly becomes blocked off as a large slab of stone falls from the cave roof, activated by the pressure pannle beneath the lantern.

[01:32]  * Dusk gives the lantern to Cap'n Crunch

[01:32] <Dusk> LOL

[01:32] <GreenSleeves> (Thanks, Obama)

[01:32] <Dusk> (THE TIMING)

[01:32] <Dusk> (THE GHOST OF CAPTAIN CRUNCH!)

[01:32] <FeatherDuster_> " You okay there cap-WHOA! "

[01:32]  * Cpt_High_Tide almost drops the lantern as his jaw drops. "Fug."

[01:32] <Dusk> Alright. Now we have problems."

[01:32] <GreenSleeves> "JESUS FUCKIN' CHRIST!"

[01:32] <Cpt_High_Tide> R-right, lighting...

[01:32] <Dusk> "luckily enough, I can see just fine."

[01:33] <GM1> (Now you get to see why my players both love and have my duengeon crawls~)

[01:33]  * MiddleMac grabs two stones from her pack and strikes them together, testing for a flash

[01:33] <FeatherDuster_> " Traps. Of course. Somepony light that thing already"

[01:33] <GM1> The stones create a spart and the lantern is lit

[01:33] <MiddleMac> !roll d20 for a spark

[01:33] <GameServ> 8 == 8

[01:33] <GM1> *spark

[01:33] <MiddleMac> Lel

[01:34] <GreenSleeves> Well, Fuck."

[01:34] <FeatherDuster_> ( lantern lights then blows out )

[01:34]  * Cpt_High_Tide glances at the lantern, and a single bead of sweat drips from his brow. The last time he used magic, it wasn't pretty."

[01:34] <Cpt_High_Tide> (fukken " out of nowhere)

[01:34] <GM1> The area becomes illumated with dim light. The first and most noticable thing are the bipedial dog skeletons.

[01:34] <MiddleMac> "You can do it, Capp'n Tide."

[01:35] <MiddleMac> "fuck."

[01:35]  * GreenSleeves watches intently.

[01:35] <Cpt_High_Tide> Fuck.

[01:35] <Dusk> "come on"

[01:35] <Dusk> "Come on"

[01:35] <FeatherDuster_> " Diamond dogs I assume. Okay, lets go. Stay close together "

[01:35]  * MiddleMac goes to grab a sturdy looking femur

[01:35] <FeatherDuster_> ( Can I take a few bones with me? )

[01:35] <GM1> There are two paths leading further into the cave. You grab the femur and it turns to dust.

[01:35] <MiddleMac> (My thoughts exactly)

[01:35] <Dusk> "left. Always left.

[01:35] <Dusk> Trust me.

[01:35] <Cpt_High_Tide> Okay, I'll just.. keep it lit, standby.

[01:35]  * MiddleMac gathers the dust for future use

[01:36]  * Cpt_High_Tide holds the lantern with a hoof and bites his lower lip, concentrating.

[01:36] <GM1> You have aquired bone dust.

[01:36] <FeatherDuster_> ( inb4 pocket sand )

[01:36] <Cpt_High_Tide> !roll d20 for making a bigger spark

[01:36] <GameServ> 18 == 18

[01:36]  * Dusk starts walking along through the left tunnel, investigating the walls as he walks through.

[01:36] <Dusk> !roll d20

[01:36] <GameServ> 2 == 2

[01:36]  * MiddleMac follows warily

[01:36] <FeatherDuster_> *follows Dusk, keeping an eye out and on guard

[01:36]  * GreenSleeves follows.

[01:36] <GM1> Okay, what are you making a bigger spark for? And Dusk, are you taking point?

[01:37] <Dusk> (yes. I am the only one who can see clearly, therfore it is logical that I take point.)

[01:37] <MiddleMac> (We gots a lantern, fool)

[01:37] <Cpt_High_Tide> (well, you said the lantern blew out, so I'm just giving it another spark)

[01:37] <Cpt_High_Tide> (and fighting the vietnam flashbacks from last time I used magic)

[01:37] <GM1> That's why you got a lantern. And I never said the lantern blew out, it's still lit.

[01:37] <FeatherDuster_> ( That was me as an ooc joke )

[01:38] <FeatherDuster_> ( sorry 'bout that )

[01:38] <GM1> No worries.

[01:38]  * Dusk continues down tunnel

[01:38] <Cpt_High_Tide> (Well, I fought my demons so I'm satisfies)

[01:38] <GM1> Dusk, since you're taking point, I need you to roll a reflex save.

[01:38] <Dusk> (whats a reflex save?)

[01:38] <MiddleMac> (honking intensifies)

[01:38] <Dusk> !roll d20

[01:38] <GameServ> 12 == 12

[01:38] <GM1> Just roll a d20

[01:38]  * Cpt_High_Tide looks like he's had a huge relief from making a simple spark to add the lantern.

[01:38] <GreenSleeves> (Uh on)

[01:39] <GM1> You're able to catch yourself just in time to avoid another pressure plate. Roll a sopt check.

[01:39] <GM1> *spot

[01:39] <Dusk> !roll d20

[01:39] <GameServ> 12 == 12

[01:39] <MiddleMac> !roll d20

[01:39] <GameServ> 18 == 18

[01:39] <MiddleMac> Hue

[01:40] <GM1> You are perceptive enough to see the walls lines with numerous holes.

[01:40] <Dusk> "HOLY SHIT."

[01:40] <GreenSleeves> (fuck)

[01:40] <GreenSleeves> "What?!"

[01:40] <MiddleMac> "I've got an idea."

[01:40] <FeatherDuster_> " Steady ponies, Steady...."

[01:40]  * Cpt_High_Tide is a tad preoccupied rubbing his eyepatch to spot anything, but he is startled by the shouting. "What, what's wrong?"

[01:40] <MiddleMac> "Everyone stand back."

[01:40]  * Dusk tries to find a way to disarm the pressure plate

[01:40] <Dusk> !roll d20

[01:40] <GameServ> 17 == 17

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[01:40]  * GreenSleeves steps back.

[01:40] <MiddleMac> "I'm going to do science"

[01:41] <GreenHoof> shit I'm back can't sleep

[01:41] <FeatherDuster_> "....fuck. " *gets the fuck out the way

[01:41]  * MiddleMac stands a fair distance away from the pressure plate

[01:41] <GreenSleeves> (you're outside picking flowers)

[01:41] <GM1> Okay, with Hoof back, give me a second...

[01:41]  * MiddleMac drops on of her rocks onto it

[01:41] <GreenHoof> just kick me ass if you can't fit me in

[01:41] <GM1> Hoof, origionally you were out with Ivan and the other one who left, but I'mma retcon you here.

[01:41] <GreenHoof> (lol)

[01:41] <MiddleMac> (RETCON)

[01:42] <GM1> However, you're in a a cave with the entrence sealed off.

[01:42] <GreenSleeves> (MAGIC RETON PILL)

[01:42] <GreenHoof> Fair enough

[01:42] <MiddleMac> (Should I roll for disarming the trap?)

[01:42] <GM1> Dusk already did, that was coming next.

[01:42] <GreenHoof> (I'm stuck with no hope lol)

[01:43] <GM1> DUSK. You can't seem to disarm it, however you see it's whole outline well enough to direct the others around it.

[01:43]  * Dusk continues foreward down the tunnel.

[01:43] <MiddleMac> (We've got a magic lantern that seems to be important enough to place on a pressure plate)

[01:43] <GreenSleeves> (inb4 magic lantern)

[01:44] <MiddleMac> (Aw, but it's just a simple pressure plate trap)

[01:44] <Dusk> (GUIZE DONT DO IT. I WALKED FOREWARD)

[01:44] <GM1> As you go on, the smell changes and the air begins to smell much more stale. The path your on leads you to another large room. Several makeshift beds litter the ground,  skeletons scattered about. There is a single path leading away.

[01:44]  * MiddleMac thinks about it and decides against it

[01:44]  * GreenSleeves touches a skeleton.

[01:45] <GM1> It turns to dust under your hoof

[01:45]  * Dusk decides to investigate the area for loot

[01:45] <FeatherDuster_> *searches through beds and skeletons to find anything

[01:45] <Dusk> !roll d20

[01:45] <GameServ> 16 == 16

[01:45] <GreenSleeves> "Damn"

[01:45] <FeatherDuster_> !roll d20

[01:45] <GameServ> 11 == 11

[01:45] <MiddleMac> "I sure hope these skeletons don't reanimate."

[01:45]  * MiddleMac gathers more bonemeal

[01:45] <GreenHoof> (shit)

[01:45]  * Cpt_High_Tide follows close behind Dusk, eyeing the room. "What is this, Dark Souls?" He says to Mac.

[01:45] <GM1> Dust, you find something quite interesting. Under one of the skeletons there is a stone tablet with writing on it.

[01:45] <GreenSleeves> "That was what I was thinknig. If video games tought me anything, it was that taht happens"

[01:46]  * Dusk picks up the tablet and reads it

[01:46] <GreenSleeves> (lol dust can read?)

[01:46]  * MiddleMac whispers "I only play Monster Hunter"

[01:46] <MiddleMac> "It's in fucking cuneiforme, isn't it?"

[01:46] <GM1> Feather, you fine a mostly ripped pouch on one of the dogs. In it are three very small, flawed rupies.

[01:46] <GreenSleeves> (>rupies)

[01:46]  * MiddleMac facehoofs

[01:47] <MiddleMac> "Don't touch the jewels

[01:47] <Dusk> (I like rupies.)

[01:47] <GM1> (Also, when I get more familiar with you guys you're gonna WISH it was Dark Souls.)

[01:47] <MiddleMac> If you want to live"

[01:47] <GM1> Okay, as for the tablet...

[01:47] <GreenSleeves> (Dusk rolls for ability to read!)

[01:47] <FeatherDuster_> " Wait, why not? "

[01:47] <MiddleMac> That's graverobbing.

[01:48] <GM1> "THIS MINE CURSED! BAD IDEA DIG HERE! WHY WE NOT LISTEN TO ELDER BITCH?"

[01:48] <GreenSleeves> "they're dead. They won't miss it.

[01:48] <MiddleMac> Taking bonemeal is giving them purpose.

[01:48] <Dusk> "whoah shit. we hardcore."

[01:48] <GreenSleeves> (>elder bitch, So funny yet so apt)

[01:48] <MiddleMac> "And cursed."

[01:48] <GreenHoof> (lol)

[01:49] <FeatherDuster_> " I'm taking them anyway, we could use these for something "

[01:49] <GM1> They are dogs. What is a female dog called?

[01:49] <Dusk> (Baby maker)

[01:49] <GreenSleeves> (Exactly why I pointed it out)

[01:49]  * GreenSleeves hums spooky scarry skeletons.

[01:49]  * Cpt_High_Tide bumps Dusk. "I wonder what killed them..." He mutters under his breath.

[01:49] <MiddleMac> "I'm willing to bet, while this place is cursed, that this curse is usurp-able"

[01:49] <GM1> There is nothing more of interest in here. A single path leads deeper into the cave.

[01:50]  * MiddleMac whistles Luigi's Mansion

[01:50]  * Dusk examines the ceiling

[01:50] <FeatherDuster_> *Feather pretended not to care, but the thought of this place being cursed made him shiver a bit.

[01:50] <Dusk> !roll D20

[01:50] <GameServ> 1 == 1

[01:50] <GreenSleeves> (lel)

[01:50] <Dusk> (HOLY SHIT)

[01:50] <MiddleMac> (Trip, trap)

[01:50] <GreenHoof> (so am I still trapped in a cave?)

[01:50] <GM1> You look at the ground, thinking it's the ceiling.

[01:50] <Dusk> LOL

[01:50] <GreenSleeves> (we all are)

[01:50] <GM1> Hoof, you're with the rest of them, so yes.

[01:51] <GreenHoof> ok

[01:51]  * MiddleMac examines the floor

[01:51] <MiddleMac> !roll d20

[01:51] <GameServ> 20 == 20

[01:51]  * Cpt_High_Tide gives Dusk a strange look as he trots alongside him. "You awake there, Duskie?"

[01:51] <GM1> There is nothing of note on the floor, save the skeletons.

[01:51] <Dusk> "hmm?

[01:51]  * GreenSleeves chuckles.

[01:51]  * MiddleMac examines the Skeletons

[01:51]  * GreenHoof laughs

[01:51] <MiddleMac> !roll d20

[01:51] <GameServ> 9 == 9

[01:51]  * GreenHoof LEL'Z

[01:51] <FeatherDuster_> *pops Dusk in the head, " let's get moving, snap out of it dolt "

[01:51] <GreenSleeves> ("They're dead")

[01:51] <GM1> The skeletons all appeared to be in order, though turn to dust if thouched.

[01:52] <GreenHoof> "THE HEAD IS BACKWARDS"

[01:52]  * MiddleMac touches all of the Skeletons

[01:52]  * Dusk slashes all the skeletons with his spear

[01:52] <Dusk> !roll d20

[01:52] <GameServ> 4 == 4

[01:52] <GM1> SHUT UP THRACKERZOD THAT'S MY JOB

[01:52] <Dusk> (FUCK)

[01:52] <MiddleMac> !roll d20

[01:52] <GameServ> 10 == 10

[01:52] <GreenHoof> LAWLZ

[01:52] <GM1> Dusk, once again fails. All the skeletons are dust now.

[01:52] <Dusk> WOOHOO!

[01:52] <Dusk> collect that shit,

[01:53]  * MiddleMac gathers more bone dust

[01:53] <Dusk> Let's take the path!

[01:53] <GreenSleeves> (snort it, gain their powers)

[01:53] <MiddleMac> (fuck that, I'm using it for gardening)

[01:53]  * Dusk examines the ceiling

[01:53] <Dusk> !roll d20

[01:53] <GameServ> 7 == 7

[01:53] <GM1> So you gather more of the bone dust. DO you continue down the parth?

[01:53] <FeatherDuster_> ( cursed harvest )

[01:53] <GM1> And there is nothing on the ceiling.

[01:53] <MiddleMac> (Continue down the path carefully)

[01:53]  * Dusk continues down path.

[01:54] <Cpt_High_Tide> (we carry onwards merrily)

[01:54]  * GreenSleeves follows.

[01:54] <FeatherDuster_> *Follows

[01:54] <GM1> Who's taking point?

[01:54] <GreenSleeves> Ducky

[01:54] <MiddleMac> Bat pone has plus perception)

[01:54] <MiddleMac> (I have plus dodge)

[01:54] <GM1> Very well, then he needs to roll a spot check.

[01:55] <Dusk> !roll d20

[01:55] <GameServ> 11 == 11

[01:55] <Dusk> fuckyes

[01:55] <MiddleMac> (Don't die Dusk)

[01:55] <FeatherDuster_> (She's right, we need your eyes)

[01:55] <GM1> He's easily able to see the set of tripwires strewn throught the hallway.

[01:55] <GreenSleeves> "Dusk, what do your elven eyes see?"

[01:56] <Dusk> "A metric fuckton of tripwires."

[01:56] <MiddleMac> "Can I roll my rock through this one?"

[01:56] <Dusk> DO IT!"

[01:56]  * GreenSleeves stands in back.

[01:56]  * MiddleMac moves the part back a little

[01:56]  * Dusk stands back

[01:56] <MiddleMac> !roll d20

[01:56] <GameServ> 7 == 7

[01:56] <FeatherDuster_> *stands waaaay back

[01:56]  * Cpt_High_Tide takes a few steps back aswell.

[01:57] <MiddleMac> "Fuck, I need a better grip..."

[01:57] <MiddleMac> Hey Featherweight?"

[01:57] <MiddleMac> You're an earthpone, right?"

[01:57] <FeatherDuster_> " Yea? "

[01:58] <GM1> Wow, activating the traps... okay... well at least you're all standing back. You roll your rock and it sets off the first one. As it does, something explodes above it. A quick ball of fire appears, expands, and then disappears. None of the others seem to have been set off, but you can all feel its heat.

[01:58] <MiddleMac> "Well."

[01:58]  * Dusk slashes the upcoming tripwires from a distance with my spear

[01:58] <GreenSleeves> "Whelp."

[01:58] <Dusk> !roll d20

[01:58] <GameServ> 15 == 15

[01:58] <MiddleMac> "FUCK"

[01:58] <FeatherDuster_> " Doomed. "

[01:58] <GreenSleeves> NO DUST DONT

[01:58] <GM1> Dusk... roll another save.

[01:58] <Cpt_High_Tide> "DUSK WAIT-"

[01:58] <Dusk> !roll d20

[01:58] <GameServ> 5 == 5

[01:58] <GreenSleeves> (ded)

[01:59] <MiddleMac> (damage)

[01:59] <GreenHoof> (want me to roll to save... something?)

[01:59]  * GM1 face-palms internally.

[01:59] <Dusk> Using my re-roll

[01:59] <GM1> What was your spear made from?

[01:59] <Dusk> USING MY RE-ROLL GM

[01:59] <Cpt_High_Tide> (heh)

[01:59] <GreenSleeves> Rerolls are for casuals.

[01:59] <MiddleMac> !roll d20 for reflex

[01:59] <Dusk> !roll d20

[01:59] <GameServ> 13 == 13

[01:59] <GreenSleeves> Skrub

[01:59] <GameServ> 13 == 13

[01:59] <Dusk> YEAHHHHH

[01:59] <GM1> Ugh, fine, I did say everyone gets ONE.

[01:59] <GM1> Still, your spear. What's it made from?

[01:59] <MiddleMac> Retconed my save

[02:00] <Dusk> "Dosn't matter, I slash the wire, I don't keep it in the fire.

[02:00] <GreenSleeves> (I'm too hardcore for rerolls. /v/ tought me that)

[02:00] <GreenSleeves> *taught

[02:00] <GreenHoof> (lol @ /v/)

[02:00] <MiddleMac> (Wood and steel head, I'm assuming)

[02:00] <Dusk> Yes.

[02:00] <GM1> It does matter. For one, it's a magic fireball. For two, fuck you I'm Spiderman.

[02:00] <GM1> Er, I mean the GM

[02:01] <Dusk> (nigger just tell us what happened)

[02:01]  * MiddleMac attempts to rock n' roll again

[02:01] <GreenSleeves> (This just in, GM is spiderman, more at 11!)

[02:01] <MiddleMac> !roll d20 for epin rockrolling

[02:01] <GameServ> 16 == 16

[02:01] <GM1> Regardless... You cut the first wire and another fireball goes off. It gets very close you, but you manage to pull away and save your spear. Fucking Horsefly.

[02:01] <Dusk> I like the rock and roll idea.

[02:01] <Dusk> DU IT

[02:02] <MiddleMac> (DID IT)

[02:02] <GM1> Mac, you're able to roll your rock. It sets off the next two tripwires. Who ever desires to can check to see how many are left.

[02:02] <FeatherDuster_> " I'll go..."

[02:02] <MiddleMac> (Dusk has the plus perception)

[02:02] <GreenSleeves> "Dust, check how many more arre left"

[02:02]  * Dusk inspects the tunnel further from a safe distance

[02:02] <Dusk> !roll d20

[02:02] <GameServ> 6 == 6

[02:02] <GM1> You're unable to see anymore.

[02:03] <MiddleMac> "I doubt three is all they put down"

[02:03] <Cpt_High_Tide> "Looks like we're in the clear!"

[02:03] <Dusk> "CHARGE?"

[02:03] <GreenSleeves> "Noooo!"

[02:03] <FeatherDuster_> " NO. "

[02:03] <Dusk> "YES?"

[02:03] <MiddleMac> "eeenope."

[02:03] <GM1> The hand of god bitch-slaps you.

[02:03] <Cpt_High_Tide> "OR... we could walk normally."

[02:03] <GreenSleeves> "Or we could walk SLOWLY."

[02:03] <MiddleMac> "I'll take point"

[02:03]  * Cpt_High_Tide trots forward. "It's a hallway, Duskie, not an action movie."

[02:04]  * MiddleMac Walks in front

[02:04] <GreenHoof> "I feel discluded :("

[02:04] <GM1> Mac, roll a spot check.

[02:04] <MiddleMac> !roll 1d20

[02:04] <GameServ> 16 == 16

[02:04] <GreenSleeves> (then say something.)

[02:04] <GreenHoof> "I LIKE LOTS OF BEER AND PUSSY!"

[02:04] <GreenHoof> (there I said something)

[02:04] <MiddleMac> (+2 dodge, too)

[02:04] <GM1> You're able to see that ahead of you lay two more tripwires.

[02:05] <GreenSleeves> "Jesus Christ Green it isn;t the time!"

[02:05] <GreenHoof> "Shit"

[02:05] <Dusk> ( for some reason I knew you were going to say 2)

[02:05] <FeatherDuster_> ( Shit, shit, I have to go I see you guys tomorrow )

[02:05]  * MiddleMac wants to attempt the rock maneuver again

[02:05] <Dusk> "DU IT

[02:05] <MiddleMac> (night)

[02:05] <Dusk> Gnight Feather

[02:05] <MiddleMac> !roll d20

[02:05] <GameServ> 10 == 10

[02:05] == FeatherDuster_ [[email protected]] has quit [Quit: Web client closed]

[02:06] <GM1> The rock manuver works, but only sets one off.

[02:06]  * Cpt_High_Tide stumbles to a halt, being right behind Mac. "A little warning next time, pumpkin."

[02:06] <MiddleMac> "Only if you put a sail on that damned raft next time..."

[02:06] <Dusk> I happen to have my only meal with me,"

[02:06] <GreenSleeves> "How many rocks you got left?"

[02:06]  * Dusk I could throw the fish..."

[02:06] <MiddleMac> "I only had those three left

[02:07] <GreenSleeves> "Welp, I got an idea."

[02:07] <Dusk> what is said idea?"

[02:07]  * GreenSleeves attemts to spit across at the tripwire

[02:07] <GreenSleeves> !roll 1d20

[02:07] <GameServ> 9 == 9

[02:07] <Cpt_High_Tide> "Wh-"

[02:07] <MiddleMac> +2 earth pone?)

[02:07] <GM1> You spit at it. Okay....

[02:07] <GreenSleeves> (Am unicorn)

[02:07] <MiddleMac> Hue

[02:08] <GreenSleeves> "Damnit."

[02:08]  * GreenSleeves steps back.

[02:08] <Cpt_High_Tide> "What was that for?"

[02:08]  * Dusk eats meal.

[02:08] <MiddleMac> (Make Feather chuckone of those rubies at it.)

[02:08] <GreenSleeves> "Tryin' 'ta hit it."

[02:08]  * Dusk uses saddlebag and tosses at tripwire from a save distance

[02:08] <Dusk> !roll d20

[02:08] <GameServ> 2 == 2

[02:08] <MiddleMac> "Yeahno."

[02:08] <Dusk> (muh saddlebags)

[02:08] <Cpt_High_Tide> "Dusk what ar-"

[02:08] <GM1> You toss your saddle bag at it. And miss.

[02:08] <GM1> !roll d100

[02:08] <GameServ> 94 == 94

[02:08] <Cpt_High_Tide> "Why did-"

[02:08] <GM1> You in face over shot it by a lot

[02:09] <Dusk> I in face over shot it?

[02:09] <GreenSleeves> fact*

[02:09] <Dusk> (In face over shot?

[02:09] <Cpt_High_Tide> (in fact)

[02:09] <Dusk> Oh.)

[02:09] <GM1> In fact

[02:09] <Dusk> (Well shit.)

[02:09] <Dusk> (any other ideas?)

[02:09] <GM1> You now have a single trip wire in your way.

[02:09] <MiddleMac> If you had burned my bags, you'd be in so much shit right now."

[02:10] <MiddleMac> "why don't we... Hop over it?"

[02:10] <Dusk> Why don't we just hop the last wire?

[02:10] <GreenSleeves> "How about no."

[02:10] <Dusk> "it's one wire.

[02:10] <GreenSleeves> "Did you see the fire?!"

[02:10] <Cpt_High_Tide> "You really want to take that chance?"

[02:10] <GM1> You guys are just like my normal group of players. I love it.

[02:10] <MiddleMac> "The use telekinesis to trip it."

[02:10] <MiddleMac> (*Then)

[02:10] <GreenSleeves> "Implying I can work my horn worth shit"

[02:11] <Cpt_High_Tide> "No, you use telekinesis!"

[02:11] <MiddleMac> It only takeas a light tug."

[02:11] <Dusk> How about I just spear it?

[02:11]  * GreenSleeves grumbls.

[02:11] <Cpt_High_Tide> Fuckin- FINE

[02:11] <MiddleMac> (GM, is the fire stream centered in the hall?)

[02:11] <GreenHoof> (GREEN HOOF IS HERE TO SAVE THE DAY BY ROLLING IF GM LET'S HIM!!!!!)

[02:12]  * Cpt_High_Tide trots towards the tripwire, keeping a good meter and a half away before eyeballing it, as his horn glows.

[02:12] <Cpt_High_Tide> (uh oh)

[02:12] <MiddleMac> "This can only go well."

[02:12] <GM1> It's not a stream. Each time the wire was tripped, there was an explosion over the area.

[02:12] <GM1> Magic? Oh do go on, this will be fun~

[02:12] <Cpt_High_Tide> !roll d20 for solving all problems with magic

[02:12] <GameServ> 4 == 4

[02:12] <MiddleMac> "Back up Capp'n"

[02:12] <Cpt_High_Tide> (THIS IS TOO MUCH LIKE HOW I LOST MY EYE)

[02:12] <MiddleMac> (fffff)

[02:12] <Dusk> (please no not the capp'n

[02:12] <Cpt_High_Tide> (I REMEMBER)

[02:13] <GreenSleeves> (TWO EYEPATCHES!)

[02:13] <GreenHoof> (Tell me when to roll when the going gets tough I'll save the day and shit........ unless I dont)

[02:13] <GreenSleeves> (DOUBLE THE SAILOR)

[02:13] <MiddleMac> !roll d20 to grab out of way

[02:13] <GameServ> 6 == 6

[02:13] <MiddleMac> !roll d20 to be a shield

[02:13] <GameServ> 10 == 10

[02:13] <GM1> Hold yout horses, it's not a nat 1, you don't lose anything important.

[02:13] <GreenHoof> oh

[02:14] <MiddleMac> (this is going to hurt)

[02:14] <GM1> So, your horn begins to glow a bit. However, your inexpierence shows and you can't do what you were trying. The magic backs up and causes you a massive migrane. You'll take a -1 on all roles because of the distracting pain.

[02:14] <Cpt_High_Tide> (I'll take it.)

[02:14] <MiddleMac>  /not as bad as we though/

[02:14] <GreenSleeves> "GreenHoof, you got any ideas?"

[02:15]  * Dusk investigates further

[02:15] <Dusk> !roll d20

[02:15] <GameServ> 17 == 17

[02:15] <GreenHoof> "I can... shit on it!"

[02:15] <GM1> However, every so often I'll roll to see when the magic is released

[02:15] <GM1> Dusk, you notice nothing unusual.

[02:15] <GreenSleeves> "yeahhhh, no."

[02:15]  * Cpt_High_Tide jerks and his head shoots upright as if just clonked on the head like a saturday morning cartoon, before stumbling backwards, visibly woozy.

[02:15] <MiddleMac> (Magic build-up?)

[02:16] <GM1> That's what I'm saying. He has the magic but can't mold it, so it's stuck, cauing him pain.

[02:16] <GreenSleeves> "Cap, you alright there?"

[02:16] <Dusk> "we could throw the bone marrow. or at least some of it."

[02:16] <GreenHoof> "Seriously, I can expertly try to disarm the tripwire very carefully. No garantees though"

[02:16] <GreenSleeves> "SPIT IN THE BONE DUST!"

[02:17] <Dusk> YES.

[02:17] <Dusk> This is our solution!"

[02:17] <GreenSleeves> "MAKE IT WET AND IT'LL STICK TOGTHER!"

[02:17] <MiddleMac> ...

[02:17]  * Cpt_High_Tide leans against a wall, the occasional nasty spark discharging from his horn. "Oooh, feels like I was hit by a brick.."

[02:17] <MiddleMac> "Fine..."

[02:17]  * Dusk contributes to the spit bag

[02:17] <Dusk> !roll d20

[02:17] <GameServ> 9 == 9

[02:17]  * MiddleMac grabs a hoof fullof bonemeal

[02:17]  * GreenSleeves spits in the dust aswell

[02:17] <GM1> You spit in the bag. Weren't you taught any manners?

[02:17] <GreenSleeves> !roll 1d20

[02:17] <GameServ> 11 == 11

[02:17] <GreenHoof> !roll d100 spits IN IT

[02:17] <GameServ> 44 == 44

[02:17] <MiddleMac> "Quite fackin' spittin on mah bag!"

[02:18] <GreenSleeves> (LOL)

[02:18] <GreenHoof> fuck

[02:18] <Dusk> (BUT, BUT SCIENCE!)

[02:18] <GreenSleeves> "Arent I a genius."

[02:18] <GM1> I've never seen a party argue so much over a single tripwire.

[02:18] <GreenSleeves> (Shhh. We are best party)

[02:18] <MiddleMac> (Well I don't want to sacrafice my knife)

[02:18] <GM1> I'm loving it!

[02:19] <Cpt_High_Tide> (You should have seen my party argue over how to open a door)

[02:19]  * Dusk looks for a rock on the floor

[02:19] <Dusk> !roll d20

[02:19] <GameServ> 4 == 4

[02:19] <MiddleMac> "Fuck it."

[02:19] <GreenHoof> (I CAN EXPERTLY THROW MY SHARP STICK AT THE TRIP WIRE HOPING IT WILL DISARM IT!!!!)

[02:19] <GM1> There are no rock on this floor.

[02:19]  * MiddleMac tosses my knife at the trip wire

[02:19] <MiddleMac> !roll d20

[02:19] <GameServ> 16 == 16

[02:19] <Dusk> YUS

[02:19] <Dusk> This is win."

[02:19] <GreenSleeves> (wtf we were making a bone dust ball.)

[02:20] <GreenHoof> (LET ME KNOW IF I CAN THROW MY STICK AT IT TO DISARM IT)

[02:20] <GreenHoof> oh

[02:20] <MiddleMac> "muh knife..."

[02:20] <GM1> You throw the knife. It slices the wire... and nothing happens.

[02:20] <Dusk> "WOW"

[02:20] <GreenSleeves> (Sloooow down there Greeny)

[02:20] <MiddleMac> "ARE YOU FUCKING WITH ME"

[02:20] <Dusk> "YOUR  A DICK GM."

[02:20] <GreenSleeves> (we see ya)

[02:20] <Cpt_High_Tide> "Hey, you snapped it without even tugging it!"

[02:20] <MiddleMac> "MOTHER"

[02:20] <GM1> This is why I was having such fun watching this.

[02:20] <MiddleMac> "OF"

[02:20] <GreenHoof> "LOL"

[02:20] <MiddleMac> "GFGDGERCXGEGDF"

[02:20] <GreenSleeves> "Whelp, all that spittin for nothing."

[02:20]  * Dusk moves foreward whilst investigating

[02:20] <GreenSleeves> "Sorry, Mac.

[02:20] <GreenHoof> "I want my spit back"

[02:20] <Dusk> !roll d20

[02:20] <GameServ> 19 == 19

[02:20]  * MiddleMac dumps out spitmeal

[02:21] <GreenSleeves> (my sides)

[02:21] <MiddleMac> "Take it."

[02:21]  * Cpt_High_Tide shakes his head. "Hey... when did Dusk's twin show up?" He mumbles as he walks beside the batpony

[02:21] <MiddleMac> (this had better be logged)

[02:21] <GreenHoof> "Ugh... nevermind"

[02:21] <MiddleMac> "Use some light magic, it should help."

[02:22]  * Dusk being tired, he was slightly confused, also trying to find the second batpony before realizing It was just Capp.

[02:22] <GreenSleeves> (dont we have the lantern?)

[02:22] <GM1> DUSK. You're the first to see it. This hall leads to a HUGE hall. Ancient and decreped mining equipment lays next to skeletons of bipedial dogs.

[02:22] <MiddleMac> (>Tfw Ivan died)

[02:22] <GreenHoof> WTF WHEN DID IVAN DIE?!?!!?

[02:22] <GM1> I'm Ivan. The character is out gathering the plants.

[02:22] <GreenSleeves> (He didnt)

[02:22] <GreenHoof> oh...

[02:22] <MiddleMac> )When he ascended to GMhood)

[02:22] <GreenHoof> (forget it then)

[02:23]  * Dusk slash and destroy all skeletons in the room

[02:23] <Dusk> !roll d20

[02:23] <GameServ> 6 == 6

[02:23] <Dusk> (This cannot end well)

[02:23]  * Cpt_High_Tide shifts the lantern. "Echhg. Hooves." He lifts the lantern and takes its handle in his teeth, holding it that way.

[02:23] <GM1> Great, you make MORE BONE DUST!!!!!!!!111!1!!!11!2!

[02:23]  * MiddleMac trots back a little to retrieve knife

[02:23] <Dusk> YAY!

[02:23] <Cpt_High_Tide> (>tfw no one takes my advice about rolling for everything)

[02:23] <Cpt_High_Tide> (dont)

[02:23] <MiddleMac> "I just remembered I forgot to pick it back up"

[02:23] <Dusk> "alright, we should examine this mining equipment. Also, *dusk picks up saddlebag thrown at fake tripwire."

[02:23] <GM1> I don't like rolling for everything, it slows the pace down too much

[02:24] <GreenHoof> I wanna roll for something I haven't helped for shit lol :(

[02:24]  * MiddleMac returns with knife in hoof without incident

[02:24] <GreenSleeves> (them look around or something)

[02:24] <MiddleMac> (Examine the room)

[02:24]  * Dusk examines the mining equipment

[02:25] <MiddleMac> !roll d20 to look for something worth note

[02:25] <GameServ> 7 == 7

[02:25] <MiddleMac> "And not a thing worth taking was found."

[02:25]  * GreenSleeves trots over to the mining eqipment with Dusk and looks himself.

[02:25] <GreenSleeves> !roll 1d20

[02:25] <GameServ> 5 == 5

[02:25] <GM1> Mac and Sleeves, you are sadly unable to locate anything. For the most part, the equipent is decreped and everything looks mined out.

[02:25]  * Cpt_High_Tide stumbles after the group, trying to keep the lantern from burning his coat. "Woah, hot."

[02:26]  * Dusk pick up mining equipment

[02:26] <Dusk> !roll d20

[02:26] <GameServ> 3 == 3

[02:26] <GreenSleeves> (What IS the mining equipent?)

[02:26] <Dusk> (this cannot end well)

[02:26] <MiddleMac> "Watch it turn out we started at the end of the dungeon and the lantern was the treasure..."

[02:26] <GM1> You pick up a pickaxe. The rotten wood breaks in your hoof.

[02:27]  * GreenSleeves grabs the pick axe head.

[02:27] <GM1> The rusted metal feels brittle and useless.

[02:27] <GreenSleeves> (Fuck you)

[02:27]  * Dusk examines the room

[02:27] <GreenSleeves> (lo)

[02:27] <Dusk> !roll d2

[02:27] <GameServ> 1 == 1

[02:27] <Dusk> !roll d20

[02:27] <GameServ> 10 == 10

[02:27] <GreenSleeves> (*lol)

[02:27]  * MiddleMac attempts to pick one up without breaking it

[02:27] <GM1> What are you rolling for?

[02:27]  * GreenHoof sees something glimmer in an old cart a few feet away. Goes over to investigate

[02:27] <MiddleMac> !roll d20

[02:27] <GameServ> 12 == 12

[02:28] <GreenHoof> (can I roll to find gold in cart?)

[02:28] <GreenSleeves> (try)

[02:28] <GM1> Mac, you are able to find a shovel that is actually in good contition. It was much better made than the rest of them.

[02:28] <GreenSleeves> (look in the cart then roll)

[02:28] <GM1> Hoof, I'm the one who usually says what you do and don't find.

[02:28] <GreenSleeves> (doesn't mean he cant try)

[02:29]  * MiddleMac stashes it in my saddlebags

[02:29] <GM1> But... go ahead and roll.

[02:29] <GreenHoof> Ok, well can I look in the cart for something?

[02:29] <Cpt_High_Tide> (heh, sassing the GM)

[02:29] <GreenHoof> it can be a glimmering piloe of shit for all i care

[02:29] <MiddleMac> (Asking for snakes)

[02:29] <GreenHoof> !roll d20

[02:29] <GameServ> 15 == 15

[02:29] <GreenHoof> um...

[02:29] <GreenHoof> ?

[02:29]  * Cpt_High_Tide bumps into the far wall, and instead of stepping back, slides his head along, inspecting the wall closely.

[02:29] <GreenSleeves> (Inb4 it IS a Glimmering pile

[02:29] <GreenSleeves> (oh shit)

[02:29] <GM1> Hoof, you actually do find something of note. A large chunk of unworked onyx sits in the cart.

[02:30] <MiddleMac> "SHIT

[02:30] <MiddleMac> ONYX?"

[02:30] <Cpt_High_Tide> "You know... the entrance did close behind us... I wonder if there's a secret door."

[02:30] <GreenHoof> "Oh holy shit I'll fucking take THAT!!!!"

[02:30] <MiddleMac> "I CAN MAKE THAT INTO A HIGH QUALITY DAGGER."

[02:30] <Dusk> "maye we should continue foreward?

[02:30] <Dusk> "If we find an exit, we could always revisit."

[02:30] <GM1> Captain Crunch, roll a spot check

[02:30] <GreenSleeves> "Brock, let's see the onyx."

[02:31] <GreenSleeves> (captian?)

[02:31] <MiddleMac> (Capp'n)

[02:31] <Cpt_High_Tide> (fuk im high)

[02:31] <GreenSleeves> (LOOOL)

[02:31] <GreenHoof> (brock?)

[02:31] <Cpt_High_Tide> !roll d20 for TELL ME YOUR SECRETS, WALL

[02:31] <GameServ> 10 == 10

[02:31] <GreenSleeves> (pokemon joke)

[02:31] <GreenHoof> LOL

[02:31] <GreenHoof> oh yes I know brock very well

[02:32] <GM1> Congrats, you manage to find a hidden switch in it. It blends seemelessly into the rock, but you felt it no problem.

[02:32] <Dusk> "flip that shit capp'n

[02:32] <GreenSleeves> "Slam it."

[02:32] <Dusk> "fucking switch it with the force of a thousand neckbeards"

[02:32] <GreenHoof> "MAKE ME A DAGGER, MIDDLE! (I mean... if you don't mind...)"

[02:32] <GreenSleeves> "If it did something bad, why would they hide it?"

[02:33]  * Cpt_High_Tide slowly presses the switch. With his face.

[02:33]  * Dusk readies his spear

[02:33] <GreenSleeves> (Boop!)

[02:33] <MiddleMac> "We're going to have to wait until we find something to cut that with."

[02:33] <GM1> Yoi press it with your face. You can swear it calls you an idiot as the wall across the room rumbles before revieling a secret path.

[02:33] <Cpt_High_Tide> "Dish light ish hrdd t' crry in m' teef"

[02:34]  * MiddleMac LEAPS INTO THE AIR

[02:34] <Dusk> "ADVENTURE!"

[02:34] <GreenSleeves> "I'll carry it for a bit if you want."

[02:34] <MiddleMac> "I'll take it, Captain."

[02:34]  * Cpt_High_Tide opens his mouth and, subsequently, drops the light. "Yeah, ok."

[02:35] <MiddleMac> (inb4 magical discharge teleports us out of the dungeon)

[02:35] <Dusk> "hey guys, I have a saddlebag."

[02:35] <GreenSleeves> (>lantern in the saddlebag)

[02:35] <GreenSleeves> (wut)

[02:35] <MiddleMac> Gather shit. We're the onlyones with inventory space"

[02:35]  * MiddleMac grabs lanturn

[02:35] <GreenHoof> "Ookie dokie"

[02:36] <GM1> The Norse god of trickery appears before you, demanding you include his name.

[02:36] <GreenSleeves> (so we go through taht doorway now, right?

[02:36] <MiddleMac> "Loki"

[02:36] <GreenSleeves> "rumplestiltskins"

[02:36] <GM1> He nods in approval before vanishing, a pie where he was.

[02:36]  * MiddleMac GRABS THE PIe

[02:36]  * Cpt_High_Tide mumbles as he trots along with the group. "Loki please." Magically high, probably.

[02:37] <GM1> The pie explodes and worms fly everywhere before disolving.

[02:37]  * MiddleMac MAKES CAPP'N EAT IT

[02:37] <GreenHoof> "which one was it? Loki of rumplestiltskins?"

[02:37] <GreenHoof> or*

[02:37]  * Dusk gallops to the doorway screaming "ADVENTURE" The whole time.

[02:37] <MiddleMac> "damn norse..."

[02:37] <Cpt_High_Tide> omnomnomnom

[02:37] <Dusk> shall we enter?"

[02:37] <GreenHoof> "LET'S DO IT FAGGOTS"

[02:37] <Dusk> "YEHHHHAAHHH"

[02:37] <MiddleMac> "Now I know that door is booby trapped."

[02:38]  * Dusk investigates the doorway further.

[02:38] <Dusk> !roll d20

[02:38] <GameServ> 19 == 19

[02:38] <MiddleMac> "Placing bet on a guillotine."

[02:38] <GreenSleeves> "on a scale of one to trapped...."

[02:38] <GM1> The hidden path leads into a small room, no traps or anything. Laying there is a single skeleton over a stone tablet. A few very small piles of gems litter the room.

[02:38] <GreenHoof> "...Trapped like a tranny after surgery"

[02:38]  * MiddleMac gathers the gems

[02:38] <Dusk> "we should enter one at a time,

[02:38]  * GreenSleeves walks over and reads tablet.

[02:38] <Cpt_High_Tide> (HAH)

[02:38] <Dusk> "we need someone on the outside to flip the switch when it shuts again."

[02:38] <GreenHoof> "I'll do it

[02:39] <GM1> TABLET READS:

[02:39] <GreenHoof> "

[02:39] <Dusk> "because it will shut again."

[02:39] <MiddleMac> >>>>><<<<<

[02:39]  * Cpt_High_Tide stumbles into the room, seemingly not too concerned with precautions as his horn sparks again.

[02:39] <GreenSleeves> ("Ur a faget"

[02:39] <GreenSleeves> )

[02:39] <GreenHoof> lawlz

[02:39] <GM1> "Bah, dogs dumb to believe curse. When they die from no food, I become rich! Just can't forget where switch for back exit is... where is it?"

[02:40] <MiddleMac> ...

[02:40] <MiddleMac> "I fucken knew it,"

[02:40] <GreenSleeves> "Why would someone bother writing that down?"

[02:40] <MiddleMac> "The entrance was the exit."

[02:40] <GM1> Because plot convience, do you even RPG?

[02:40] <GreenHoof> "Fuck it"

[02:40]  * Dusk grabs as many jewels as he can fit into his sattlebag

[02:40] <GreenSleeves> (Shhhh)

[02:40]  * MiddleMac also grabs quite a few gems

[02:41] <GreenHoof> "This must be Diamond dog territory or some shit."

[02:41] <MiddleMac> "YA DON'T SAY."

[02:41] <Cpt_High_Tide> "Did they always make hideouts this nice?"

[02:41] <GreenSleeves> (inb4 all the gems disolve when we leave)

[02:41]  * Dusk whipps out his spear "I will slaughter them."

[02:41] <Dusk> "FOR."

[02:41] <Dusk> "MY"

[02:41] <GreenHoof> "Fuck em, let's get out"

[02:41] <Dusk> "HONUUHHHHH"

[02:41] <MiddleMac> (GM, can we get a gem count?)

[02:41] <Dusk> no fight?

[02:42] <GreenSleeves> " 'Muh honor' "

[02:42] <GreenHoof> "but... but muh honorz"

[02:42] <GM1> There are a few garnets and amethyst, and one large, bright red ruby in the shape of a butt.

[02:42]  * Cpt_High_Tide rests a hoof on Dusk. "Tone it down a notch, Duskie."

[02:42] <GreenSleeves> (wut)

[02:42] <Cpt_High_Tide> (wut tut)

[02:42] <GM1> About 7, 10, and one respectivly.

[02:42] <GreenSleeves> (damnit)

[02:42] <GreenHoof> lol.jpeg

[02:42]  * Dusk recovers from his Honor rage

[02:42]  * MiddleMac investigates room for hidden switch

[02:43] <MiddleMac> !roll d20

[02:43] <GameServ> 20 == 20

[02:43] <GreenHoof> DAMN

[02:43] <Dusk> "We do have a problem here though. where exactly is the exit?"

[02:43] <GreenHoof> fucking females get all the luck

[02:43] <GreenSleeves> "The big gem is a key. I played enough video games to know this shit."

[02:43] <Dusk> WOW.)

[02:43] <Dusk> THat's a nice roll)

[02:43] <GM1> Congradulations! You easuly spot the switch the dog was too dum to see. Only problem? It's in the cieling 15 feet above you. What sort of asinine moron designed this place?

[02:44] <GM1> *dumb

[02:44] <GreenSleeves> (Says the GM)

[02:44] <Dusk> "well, let's start stacking."

[02:44] <MiddleMac> "Someone didn't plan on a pegasus."

[02:44]  * MiddleMac attampts to wimply flutter to the switch

[02:44] <MiddleMac> !roll d20

[02:44] <GameServ> 3 == 3

[02:44]  * MiddleMac *pomf*

[02:44] <GM1> Not even close, on your face with you!

[02:44] <GreenSleeves> "Points for style, Mac."

[02:44]  * Cpt_High_Tide claps his forehooves together. "Right, I'll be the base." He takes a wide stance directly under the switch

[02:45] <GM1> HA! Fuck the switch, Captain?

[02:45]  * Dusk thrusts himself into the air with a push of his leathery wings and aims for the switch

[02:45] <Dusk> !roll d20

[02:45] <GameServ> 15 == 15

[02:45]  * MiddleMac tries again; Places a hoof in Captains forehooves

[02:45] <Cpt_High_Tide> (>tfw no poni pyramid)

[02:45] <MiddleMac> "dammit Batpone*

[02:45] <GreenHoof> "fucking batpone"

[02:46]  * MiddleMac gets down dejectedly

[02:46] <GM1> THe magic build up reaches its peack and a massive wave of arcane energy shoots from your horn, BLASTING the wall where the secret door was. No shitting, I rolled for all this.

[02:46] <GreenSleeves> (woooow)

[02:46] <Cpt_High_Tide> (who, me?)

[02:46] <GreenHoof> lol

[02:46] <GM1> Yes you.

[02:46] <MiddleMac> "OuO'

[02:46] <Cpt_High_Tide> (oh boy)

[02:46] <Dusk> (Holy shit cap, that's some nice spells you got going there)

[02:46] <GM1> However, the bast was a lot for you to handle. Roll to see if you pass out.

[02:46] <GM1> *blast

[02:46]  * Cpt_High_Tide is launched off his feet and propelled into the opposite wall. "BWOAH-SHIT"

[02:46] <Cpt_High_Tide> !roll 1d20-1 for staying awake

[02:47] <GameServ> 13 == 13

[02:47] <MiddleMac> Managed to hold on)

[02:47] <GM1> Holy balls, you make it. It takes every ounce of fortitude, but you keep conscious. However, you probably wish you weren't because of the pain you're in.

[02:47] <Dusk> "hey cap, you need anyone to carry you?"

[02:47] <GreenSleeves> "Shit Cap'n, need a hand?"

[02:48] <MiddleMac> "OuO;"

[02:48] <MiddleMac> "H-holy shit."

[02:48]  * Cpt_High_Tide is partially embedded in the wall, but slides down slowly, settling on his haunches with his back against the wall. "It's cool... I'mma chill.." He says weakly, barely audible.

[02:48]  * GreenHoof goes over to Captain to help up

[02:49] <GreenHoof> "Easy there, sea horse"

[02:49]  * MiddleMac gets the remaining application of herbs out

[02:49] <MiddleMac> "Eat this."

[02:49] <Dusk> "Damnit. we need to find our way out of here before the casualties get too high."

[02:49] <MiddleMac> "no one's dead."

[02:49] <GreenSleeves> "Well, that way must be out. I assume it's the door the tablet mentioned"

[02:49] <GreenHoof> "We do have multiple injuries though"

[02:49]  * Cpt_High_Tide groans and leans to accept Hoof's... well... hoof, but falls over, chin slamming the ground like a hammer on a nail. Slowly and awkwardly, he accepts the herbs from Mac where he lies.

[02:50] <GreenHoof> "Shit... sorry, Cap'n"

[02:50] <Dusk> "If you need me to carry you cap' it'd be fine by me. You guys carried me a pretty far distance."

[02:50]  * MiddleMac attempts herculean strength carry

[02:50] <GM1> Captain, your pain is slightly relieved. You can stand, but I doubt you want to.

[02:50] <MiddleMac> !roll d20

[02:50] <GameServ> 7 == 7

[02:50] <Cpt_High_Tide> (Pride demands it of me)

[02:51] <GreenSleeves> (Based pride)

[02:51] <MiddleMac> (denied carrying salty seapone)

[02:51] <GM1> Heh, E'nope. You help him up, but it's not enough for "Herculean Strength."

[02:51] <GreenHoof> !roll d20 to help him up

[02:51] <GameServ> 18 == 18

[02:52] <GM1> You successfully help the poor poni up

[02:52] <GreenHoof> yayz

[02:52]  * Cpt_High_Tide takes Mac's health, but is rather massive and painful to carry. He accepts Hoof's aid aswell, and eventually is able to start moving on with their help.

[02:52] <MiddleMac> (Holy shit, I just got the joke.)

[02:52] <MiddleMac> (Dogs can't look up)

[02:52] <Cpt_High_Tide> (haha, was wondering if that was intentional)

[02:52] <GM1> Yay, you got it : D

[02:53] <MiddleMac> (How fucking long did that take?)

[02:53] <GM1> 9 minutes

[02:53] <GM1> ish

[02:53]  * Dusk moves through the massive hole in the wall "Come on people! We've got a cave to escape!"

[02:53] <MiddleMac> (Holy fucking hell)

[02:53] <GreenHoof> (fuck)

[02:53] <GreenSleeves> (should've rolled for perception)

[02:53]  * GreenSleeves follows/

[02:53]  * GreenHoof follows

[02:53]  * MiddleMac follows in tow

[02:54]  * Dusk progresses further

[02:54]  * Cpt_High_Tide follows awkwardly. "Right.. yeh.. cummin'... magic'n'shit.."

[02:54] <GM1> The path actually takes you lower into the mines. Everntually, it bottoms out into a small, nearly untouched cavern.

[02:54] <MiddleMac> (So what day are we assigning this to?)

[02:54] <MiddleMac> !roll d20 for area check

[02:54] <GameServ> 7 == 7

[02:54] <GM1> Oh fuck, um... day what-ever-day Captain gets back from his salty adventure?

[02:55] <Dusk> [Guize I need to pee. Like. now. brb.]

[02:55] <GreenHoof> "Take it easy, Captain. You've done plenty already"

[02:55] <Cpt_High_Tide> (sounds good)

[02:55] <MiddleMac> (Or we could just say day 17)

[02:55] <Cpt_High_Tide> (let's make it day 13 or 14 just to be safe)

[02:55] <Cpt_High_Tide> (or 17, yeah)

[02:55] <MiddleMac> (That works)

[02:55] <GreenSleeves> (sounds good to me)

[02:55] <GreenHoof> (whatever)

[02:55] <MiddleMac> Means we have to wait to use out loot.)

[02:56] <GM1> You don't need to be a fucking genious to see that this was going to be a mine. There are a few untouched deposits of iron and copper ore, and some rocks witha  few small gems in their side.

[02:56]  * GreenSleeves looks around

[02:56] <MiddleMac> (Time locked Loot)

[02:56] <GreenSleeves> !roll 1d20

[02:56] <GameServ> 18 == 18

[02:56] <GM1> Fuck I'm tired, I can't spell for shit tonight

[02:56] <MiddleMac> My eyes are bugging, too.)

[02:56] <GreenHoof> AW FUCK YES! I NEED IRON FOR KNIVES AND SHIT!

[02:56] <GreenSleeves> (I wanted to finish this, lest we end up in limbo like Cap'n and I's raft advebture"

[02:56] <GreenSleeves> )

[02:56] <MiddleMac> "well fellas, looks like we found ourselves a mine."

[02:57] <Dusk> "HAZZAH!"

[02:57] <GM1> Oh I'm not stopping until this is over

[02:57]  * GreenHoof greedily gathers iron and copper

[02:57] <Cpt_High_Tide> (k good)

[02:57]  * Dusk investigates for enemies

[02:57] <GreenSleeves> (GATHERS copper from the solid wall?)

[02:57] <MiddleMac> "Too bad we've got Timberwolves to face on the way back and forth."

[02:57] <Dusk> !roll d20

[02:57] <GameServ> 5 == 5

[02:57] <GM1> The mine is small and doesn't seem to have much. Also, you don't have the equipment to properly mine this

[02:57]  * MiddleMac take out shovel

[02:57] <GM1> No enemies

[02:58] <Dusk> "guys, we must remember,

[02:58]  * MiddleMac attempts dislodge a node of iron

[02:58] <Dusk> We didn't take the right tunnel.

[02:58] <MiddleMac> !roll d20

[02:58] <Dusk> we took the left one.

[02:58] <GameServ> 20 == 20

[02:58] <GM1> The only way out is a small cavern, small enough for only one to go in at a time

[02:58] <GreenSleeves> (batpone 1st)

[02:58] <MiddleMac> (Woot, iron salvage)

[02:58] <Dusk> alrighty

[02:58] <GM1> Alright then, Mac. You use your strength and dislodge a small iron nugget.

[02:59] <MiddleMac> (>nugget)

[02:59] <GreenSleeves> (>small)

[02:59] <Dusk> "anyone want to go back and check out the right tunnel?

[02:59]  * Cpt_High_Tide leans against the cave wall as the others gather loot. "Yeh.. fukk'n.. y'.." He mumbles, his yellow eyes spinning slowly like magic eightballs

[02:59] <GreenSleeves> "Not really"

[02:59] <Dusk> "yeah, let's just get out of here."

[02:59] <MiddleMac> "I'll save that for another day."

[02:59] <GM1> Fuck you guys know what I mean

[02:59] <GM1> Damn it I'm a doctor, not a geologist

[02:59]  * Dusk crawls through the opening.

[03:00] <Dusk> !roll d20

[03:00] <GameServ> 17 == 17

[03:00] <MiddleMac> "I want to go spend my fortune on making myself a better house and >Wingblades"

[03:00] <Dusk> "I was just here for the ride."

[03:00] <Dusk> and some loot."

[03:00] <GreenSleeves> "Good thing it never ends, Dusk"

[03:00]  * MiddleMac crawls through the opening

[03:00] <Dusk> "Damn straight"

[03:00] <GM1> You crawl through the opening. It leads slightly upwards for quite a while, but not so much that you can't climb. However, you reach the end. A dead end. A small shimmer of light can be seen through the cracks in the rock aboe you.

[03:01] <Dusk> "FUCK."

[03:01] <GreenHoof> "SHIT"

[03:01]  * MiddleMac hands the shovel foreward

[03:01] <Dusk> "I'm going to need that shovel."

[03:01] <MiddleMac> "Pick away at it"

[03:01] <GM1> Who ever has the shovel make a strength check at the rock

[03:01]  * Dusk using his blind fury smashes into the rock as hard as he can

[03:01] <Dusk> !roll d20

[03:01] <GameServ> 20 == 20

[03:01] <Cpt_High_Tide> (o-oh..)

[03:01] <MiddleMac> "If you fucking bre- OH"

[03:02] <GreenHoof> welllllll sheeeiiit

[03:02] <MiddleMac> "The gods smile upon us this day."

[03:02] <GreenSleeves> "whelp"

[03:02] <Dusk> YEAH!

[03:02] <GreenSleeves> (thank fucking god)

[03:02] <GreenSleeves> (seriously)

[03:02] <GreenSleeves> (Fukc)

[03:02] <GM1> Holly ballsack. Nat 20s are never bad in my book. You effortlessly move the rock and dirt away and DON'T cause a cave in! Congrats, you tunnle out and are perched on a cliff above your camp!

[03:03] <GreenHoof> "Holy fuck yes!"

[03:03] <Dusk> (holly ballsack

[03:03] <Dusk> (MY FUCKING SIDES

[03:03]  * GreenSleeves takes a deep breath of fresh air

[03:03]  * GreenSleeves

[03:03]  * Dusk hisses at the sunlight as his eyes adjust

[03:03] <Dusk> What time is it GM?)

[03:03] <MiddleMac> "Now give me my shovel back before you hurt yourself."

[03:04]  * Dusk gives the shovel back to mac

[03:04] <GM1> It's midday, the sun is directly over head.

[03:04]  * Cpt_High_Tide slides out the tunnel, his hind legs pushing the rest of his limp body across the ground and to the outside.

[03:04] <MiddleMac> (Time for the epilogue)

[03:04] <Dusk> "Cap'n, will you be good for the walk home?"

[03:05]  * MiddleMac grabs a random stone and sharpens the edge of the shovel

[03:05]  * Cpt_High_Tide seems fixated on the sky, a bit of drool dripping off the side of his mouth.

[03:05] <GM1> From your perch you can see Ican and Unify with a varity of different plants and flowers and shit.

[03:05] <MiddleMac> "It's just the herbs taking effect."

[03:05] <GM1> *Ivan

[03:06]  * Dusk stares blankly at cap'n

[03:06] <GreenHoof> "I'll carry him home. let's get the fuck out"

[03:06] <MiddleMac> "Capp'n'll be alright after a nights rest."

[03:06] <Dusk> "SOUNDS GOOD!"

[03:06] <GreenHoof> "Cap'n deserves a rest"

[03:06] <MiddleMac> "Poor guy'll never want to use magic again..."

[03:07] <GreenSleeves> "I dont blame him"

[03:07] <GreenHoof> "It'll be a'ight"

[03:07] <GreenHoof> (roll for uneventful trip home?)

[03:07] <MiddleMac> !roll d20 for uneventful trip home

[03:07] <GameServ> 13 == 13

[03:07] <GM1> Depends, we all good with what happened?

[03:07] <GreenSleeves> (waiting for GM)

[03:08] <GreenSleeves> Yes.

[03:08]  * Dusk leaves the valley after the long cave mission, loot in bag, and friends alright, It was the end of a great adventure not soon forgotton.

[03:08] <GreenHoof> !roll d20 for uneventful trip home

[03:08] <GameServ> 10 == 10

[03:08] <Dusk> !roll d20

[03:08] <GameServ> 19 == 19

[03:08] <Dusk> NO

[03:08] <GreenHoof> yes

[03:08] <Dusk> 1 off

[03:08] <GreenHoof> no

[03:08] <GreenHoof> ?

[03:08] <GM1> Care to know what plants they found?

[03:08] <GreenSleeves> Poppies.

[03:08] <MiddleMac> I do

[03:08] <Dusk> 1. off.

[03:08] <GM1> Actually... no.

[03:08] <GreenSleeves> Ohh okay then.

[03:08] <MiddleMac> Detura?

[03:09] <GreenHoof> lol

[03:09] <GreenSleeves> rapeseed?

[03:09] <GreenHoof> (oh please rapeseed)

[03:09] <MiddleMac> !roll 1d2020

[03:09] <GreenHoof>  

[03:09] <GreenSleeves> (I was serious)

[03:09] <GreenSleeves> (>tfw)

[03:09] <Dusk> (tfw no tfw phto)

[03:10] <MiddleMac> !!roll 1d20+20

[03:10]  * Dusk

[03:10]  * GreenSleeves

[03:10] <GreenHoof> well then...

[03:10] <MiddleMac> G-GM...

[03:10] <MiddleMac> Who was phone?

[03:10] <GM1> Yarrow, Burdock, Cowpen daisy, Horehound, and Pinyon.

[03:10] <Cpt_High_Tide> (>tfw a vegetable thanks to the poni warp)

[03:11] <GM1> Okay, hang on. Time to wrap everything up nicely.

[03:11] <MiddleMac> (Cap'll be okay)

[03:11] <GreenSleeves> We go home, Cap getts better, I heal up, the end?

[03:11] <Dusk> The mountain: Part 2, return of the timber wolf

[03:11] <GM1> So, you find the potential mine and head back. Captain will be fine after a day or so of rest. Y'all heal up, and nothing happens on the way back. Are y'all keeping or splitting the loot?

[03:12] <Dusk> "You all can have the jewels I picked up. I'm just here for the ride."

[03:12] <MiddleMac> How we splitting it?

[03:12] <GreenHoof> I don't care. Just give me a damn knife's worth of ore

[03:12] <GM1> Anyone care to know about the butt-shaped ruby?

[03:12]  * Dusk dumps jewels on the ground

[03:12] <GreenSleeves> Sure.

[03:12]  * MiddleMac gives Hoof the nugget

[03:12] <GreenHoof> nugget of what?

[03:12] <GM1> Remember the episode where Spike went all crazy and shit?

[03:13] <GreenHoof> yup

[03:13] <GreenSleeves> Ohhh..

[03:13] <GM1> Yeahhhh

[03:13] <MiddleMac> "I missed it."

[03:13] <GreenHoof> why?

[03:13] <GreenHoof> what about it?

[03:13] <GM1> It's a fire ruby

[03:13] <GreenHoof> oh...

[03:13] <GreenHoof> Um

[03:13] <GreenHoof> well then.

[03:13] <MiddleMac> Can we use it to cook?

[03:14] <GM1> No, but you can trade it

[03:14] <GreenSleeves> I take 1 of the normal ruby.

[03:14] <GreenSleeves> *rubies

[03:14] <GreenHoof> Why don't we lock it up till tomorrow and ask the Captain what he thinks? Then we can all decide?

[03:14] <MiddleMac> Is there a rule that says all expiditions must donate some of their find to the town treasury?

[03:14] <GreenSleeves> "Why tell them?"

[03:14] <GreenHoof> If there is we're ignoring it

[03:14] <MiddleMac> "betterment of the town."

[03:14] <Dusk> "You all take it. Just tell me when we have another adventure. That's what I'm here fore."

[03:15]  * MiddleMac holds onto Dusk's share of the loot

[03:15] <Zebra_Ivan> Sounds good, I'm done DMing for tonight. And personally I think we should split what we find. Survival is a group effort. We can trade what we found with Equestria for necesities.

[03:15] <GreenHoof> Ok. I took enough iron ore for a knife and that's all I wanted so I'm done. Goodnight, all?

[03:15] <MiddleMac> We could pool it

[03:15] <GreenSleeves> I'll second that

[03:15] <Dusk> Goodnight to ya'll.

[03:15] <GreenHoof> (a badass knife, that is)

[03:15] <Dusk> Hope we can have another one of these soon.

[03:15] <MiddleMac> And then as a group go looking for things we need.

[03:16] <Zebra_Ivan> So what we gonna tell the thread about what we found?

[03:16] <MiddleMac> Yep.

[03:16] <Cpt_High_Tide> I'd pool it, but my opinion does not matter because I am astral projecting to discover the mysteries of infinity with the mighty god Ra

[03:16] <MiddleMac> Time locked till day 17-18 though

[03:16] <GreenHoof> One love, Cap'n lol

[03:16] <Zebra_Ivan> Sounds good.

[03:16] <MiddleMac> Our little adventure was a mighty fine tale worthy of retelling.

[03:17] <GreenHoof> indeed

[03:17]  * MiddleMac dumps loot into the loot pile

[03:17] <MiddleMac> Night.

[03:17] <Dusk> "gnight

[03:17]  * MiddleMac takes the shovel though

[03:17] <GM1> I'll make a full list in a bit

[03:17] <GreenSleeves> (I'm off now, last one out take a log)

[03:17]  * GreenHoof dumps all loot but takes enough iron ore to make knife with smithy

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[03:18]  * Dusk holds on to trusty spear, and trots on home. goodnight to ya'll.

[03:18] <GreenHoof> G'night

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[03:18] <Cpt_High_Tide> I'll leave the retelling of this to people who aren't shell-shocked by raw magic. Say nice things about us. Nitey nite.

[03:18] <GM1> Again, this can't be used till a few days from now. Also, how did I do as a GM? Was it acceptable?

[03:18] <MiddleMac> It was sweet.

[03:18] <Cpt_High_Tide> oh right

[03:18] <MiddleMac> A bit slow at times.

[03:18] <Dusk> You did a damn fine job.

[03:18] <Cpt_High_Tide> yes, I can tell easily you've DM'ed before

[03:18] <MiddleMac> But that was our fault.

[03:18] <Dusk> Just make sure to get all the complicate stuff worked out in the beginning.

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