Title:           Russian Reversal (not really)
Author:          DumpSmarty
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/MDsxCJEg
First Edit:      Tuesday 15th of May 2012 10:10:18 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Tuesday 15th of May 2012 10:10:18 PM CDT

>Go outside one morning
>Herd of fluffy ponies on your back lawn
>One of them sees you and puffs his cheeks at you
>'Go 'way munsta!  Dis fwuffy wands now!'
>You mull that over for a bit
>Grab the cheeky fluffy that sassed you, then turn around and start walking back inside
>The rest of the herd protests, demanding you return their friend
>You turn around and look at them
>'Go away fluffies!  This is monster's fluffy now!'
>The herd sits dumbfounded by this statement
>'WHAT NOW, FAGGOTS?!'