Title:           Da-Da mad?
Author:          DumpSmarty
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First Edit:      Saturday 5th of May 2012 12:54:05 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Saturday 5th of May 2012 12:54:05 AM CDT

>You are at home with your fluffies
>They're playing Call of Duty
>You're not sure how they manipulate the controls, but whatever
>You hear them screaming and jeering
>'Die, dumb hooman!  Fwuffie give big ouchies!'
>'Fwuffy make hooman make booboo juice!  Put no-nos on hooman sniffa!'
>You've heard enough
>'Fluffies, I think you've had enough of this.  Stuff like this makes people violent, and I don't want you two to be violent!'
>The fluffies look at each other dumbly
>'Da-da...dis game.  Not weal.'
>'Fwuffy not meanie.  Fwuffy jus pway game.'
>'Da-da no see game?  Tink does hoomans weal?'
>'Da-da dumb.'
>The fluffies continue making fun of you
>The fluffies can tell the difference between reality and fiction better than you can
>One finally grins and asks, 'Da-da mad?'