- >Your fluffy pony loves watching birds
- >He's particularily fascinated by the bird feeder you have hanging from a tree
- >You have an idea
- >You carefully put fluffy into his harness, and lift him up and down a couple times to test it
- >You then clip some bird treats to his fluff, and get his leash
- >'Fwuffy go hug biwdy fwends?' he asks you
- >'Yup. You'll be close enough to touch them fluffy.'
- >He cheers as you hang him by his leash handle from a branch in your tree out back
- >After a few minutes of waiting, a couple of starlings land on fluffy and begin gently pecking at the bird treats
- >Fluffy is giggling quietly, squirming in the air trying to hug the birds
- >Smiling, you go back inside to get a cup of coffee
- >From the window, you can hear fluffy talking
- >'Siwwy biwdy! Fwuffy no have tweats dere! Dose fwuffy's no-nos! Dem pwivate!'
- >Curious, you peak out the window and spot a hummingbird
- >You didn't even know those were native to this area
- >Suddenly, your fluffy starts to scream and thrash
- >'OW! WHY BIWD FWEND HUWT FWUFFY NO-NOS?! WHY POKEY PEE-PEE? NO NO NO NO NO...'
- >His thrashing scares away the starlings
- >Doesn't dislodge the hummingbird though
- >Fluffy is now screaming about the fluff on his no-nos being pinched
- >It's grabbing his balls with it's feet?
- >Can hummingbirds do that?
- >You run outside to try and save your fluffy, but his screaming has attracted the attention of a hawk
- >It easily lifts your fluffy up, it's leash flailing uselessly in the wind
- >As you watch your fluffy friend dissappear, you notice a stunned hummingbird on the ground
- >At least fluffy's no-nos won't hurt anymore
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