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The Great Pony-cide

By: Duke_Of_Derpy on May 11th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.74 KB  |  hits: 243  |  expires: Never
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  1.     >If you have received this message, I might already be dead.
  2.     > I am a survivor of the Great Pony-cide.
  3.     >It started off simple really
  4.     >Scientists actually created the Mane 6
  5.     >Received funding from an Anonymous writefag.
  6.     >It went downhill from there
  7.     >They left Fluttershy alone in the lab, her cuteness deterring them from being harsh
  8.     > Fluttershy cloned herself
  9.     >Even after that, they couldn’t be mad.
  10.     >Hell, most thought it was a miracle for the world to enjoy.
  11.     >They gave one to every person in the world.
  12.     >Most thought they were cute,
  13.     >They kept her as pets
  14.     >Some tried to teach them sex…
  15.     >Fucking Sickos
  16.     >but I knew what she was capable of
  17.     > Hell, I admit to writing her doing some sick shit.
  18.     >I gave her the benefit of the doubt.
  19.     >Until my pet crocodile Fluffy, He had his neck broken.
  20.     > So I stayed away.
  21.     >But she followed.
  22.     >I woke up with her trying to get into my pants.
  23.     >I gave her away to a neighbour, said I couldn’t love her like he could
  24.     >I thought it was over
  25.     >I was wrong
  26.     >That’s when the killing happened.
  27.     >Those who didn't become sex slaves
  28.     > became dead bodies
  29.     >people everywhere, dead
  30.     >My family, my friends
  31.     > Fluffy for god sake!
  32.     >If you are getting this, I need help
  33.     > I am hiding in a bunker near my house, 25 clicks south west of brisbane.
  34.     >If you are there, send help.
  35.     >I can admit it now
  36.     >In a land of snakes, crocs, and platypi, All I didn’t fear.
  37.     > I am finally scared
  38.     >Scared of Fluttershy
  39.     >Scared of the flutter-rape
  40.     >even now I can hear her ask
  41.     >Through the 3 foot steel door.
  42.     >In her whisper quiet voice.
  43.     Is genocide your fetish?