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Smoko Time (One-Shot)

By: Duke_Of_Derpy on Oct 23rd, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.22 KB  |  hits: 113  |  expires: Never
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  1. >You are Anonymous.
  2. >You are slightly psychotic, seeing two schizophrenic hallucinations named Alice and Mark.
  3. >And you now live in Ponyville, Equestria.
  4. >Right now, though, you were standing behind a police blockade, looking at the mess in town.
  5. >Berry Punch had flipped out, and held a broken bottle to a guard’s throat, because he knocked over her cider.
  6. >So here you are. Next to you stood a guard with a megaphone, trying to defuse the situation.
  7. >Guard: Miss Berry Punch. Please put the bottle down and come quietly.
  8. >Berry: NEVER! CUNT SPILLED ME CIDER!!
  9. >She brings the bottle closer to the young guard’s throat.
  10. >You sigh deeply. You hoped it would never come to this.
  11. ‘Give me the megaphone.’
  12. >The guard looks at you.
  13. ‘Do you want to save his life or not?’
  14. >He passes you the megaphone, and you clear your throat.
  15. ‘Ber?’
  16. >BP:ANON! TELL THEM! TELL EM HE SPILLED ME CIDER!!
  17. ‘Ber, calm down.’
  18. >BP: NO, ANON! THEM CUNTS GOT TO YOU TOO?!
  19. ‘Ber, do you know what time it is?’
  20. >BP: No, why?
  21. ‘It’s smoko.’
  22. >Berry immediately drops the bottle and you walk forwards, dropping the megaphone.
  23. >BP: Rusty trough?
  24. ‘Sounds good. Your shout.’
  25. >BP: No worries mate.
  26. >Today was a smoko, cunt kinda day.
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