Psychotic Anon in Equestria 3

>Twilight walks you down the streets of P0nyville, towards a large building with lights on. You notice as you walk closer that the building looks like it is made out of gingerbread and other confections.

M: Watch out man, there might be a witch in there.

A:Aww…but its sooooo yummy.

>you chuckle and Twilight looks at you.

‘Mark says there might be a witch in there ready to eat us.’

>’No, she is on vacation.’ Twilight says.

>you notice her smile as she says that. You like this Twilight, fun and stuff.

>’This is Sugarcube Corner, where Pinkie and a few other p0nies live.’

>you walk inside, and immediately you are blasted with a mixture of confetti, streamers and music. Everyp0ny inside were dancing around until you entered. All stopped and looked at you.

A: Alright this is where you make a good impression, say something-

M:PENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENIS.

 ‘Um…Hi?’

>’ANON!! You made it!’ comes a voice.

>through the crowd bounds Pinkie Pie, her cotton candy hair swaying as she jumps.

A: SO. MUCH. FLUFFY.

>No, that’s a bad imaginary friend.

>She looks sad again.

>Pinkie finally reaches you and grabs your hand. She drags you up to a make shift stage in front of all the p0nies.

>’Alright everyp0ny! This is Anon, and he is new in town. Say hello Anon.’

‘Umm…Hello. I’m Anon. I am a human, and I have found myself in your lands. I’m sorry if I offend or break something in anyway. I am fairly new to these lands, and if I seem to talk to myself, I…. err, I just think aloud sometimes.’

>A lot of p0nies stare at you in silence. There came a small sound from the back, you look over to see a yellow Pegasus clapping her hooves together, but hiding behind her pink mane. P0nies start to clap as well, and eventually everyp0ny in the room was cheering you on.

A:That was a nice thing for that p0ny to do.

>You walk off stage and through the crowd towards the yellow Pegasus who had started the clap. She saw you walking to her and she tried to run away, but seemed too polite to push through the crowd. Eventually you are standing…more like looming, over her. You crouch down to her eye level.

‘Hi…’

>She brushes her mane out of her face, and you finally see her blue eyes.

>’Umm…hi.’ She squeaks.

‘Thank you for clapping. I was feeling very nervous up there. I’m Anon.’

>’I’m…Fluttershy.’

‘Fluttershy, you kind of remind me of one of my friends. She is very nice. Would you like to meet her?’

>’Oh…umm….I-I-I don’t think I should leave here.’

‘Don’t worry. She is here. But you must promise me not to tell others. I am doing this as a thank you.’

>She gives you a nod, and you sit down next to her. You close your eyes and begin the process. Concentrating on Alice. Feeling her enter your consciousness . Your eyes shoot open as Alice gains control.

Anon: Now remember, make her feel better. I will regain control when you two are done.

>Your body turns to Fluttershy, and smiles.

‘Hi Fluttershy. My name is Alice.’

>You voice sounded softer, more feminine.

>’Um…didn’t you say your name was Anon.’

‘Oh…’ Your body blushes ‘Anon is special. He has me and my brother sharing his head.’

>Fluttershy makes an ‘eep’ sound, before she hides behind her mane.

‘Oh… I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to make you feel…bad.’

>Alice slumps down.

‘Anon asked me to talk to you because you remind him of me, when we first met.’

>’Really?’

>She moves her mane back to look at Alice.

‘Yeah. I was a book worm like that purple unicorn.’

>She points to Twilight, who was now dancing in the middle of the room.

M:If that’s what you call…dancing?

‘He made me feel better. He is really nice you know.’

>’So, what do you do when you aren’t…here?’

‘Oh, I’m always here, and I’m always making sure my friends are okay. I am just not seen by others but Anon.’

>’So, you never really leave?’

‘Nah. I mean he treats me and my brother with respect. He cares for us, and we care for him. But I would like to know if you would be my friend too.’

>Fluttershy smiles

>’I would like that Alice.’

‘But I want you to do me a favour. If Anon’s voice doesn’t sound like his own or like mine, don’t talk to him. Just try to walk away.’

>’Why?’

‘My brother, Mark, he is… well he cares for me and cares for Anon, but he can be mean at times. But don’t get me wrong, no matter how much he yells and breaks things, he is still my brother and he still loves me.’

>Alice leans in close.

‘And if I catch wind he makes you upset, I will kick his butt.’

>’But…you said you were like me? I could never do it.’

‘I was like that, but Anon taught me I could be brave. And you can too. If Mark touches my friends, he will wish I was like the old me.’

>Alice gives Fluttershy a hug, to which she returns.

>Alice slips out and you slip back in.

>You find yourself hugging the yellow Pegasus.

‘Did you and Alice have a good talk?’ you ask in your normal voice.

>’Oh…yes. She is very nice. But she said to watch out for Mark.’

‘Yeah…he is a good bloke, but a bit rude at times.’

M:You insult me dear sister.

A:Oh go blow it out your arse. You are mean and you know it.

M:Simple pranks. I would never hurt my sister.

>You can’t help but to smile as Mark hugs Alice.

>’What is it Anon?’

‘Alice and Mark are hugging.’

>you whisper as you point to a blank section of room.

>Pinkie pie comes bouncing up to you and Fluttershy.

>’Oh, great! You already met Fluttershy. Now to meet the others.’

>She lifts you off the ground, Fluttershy following. She leads you to a group of p0nies, and you immediately recognise Twilight and RD. There was also a white unicorn with a perfectly styled purple mane, and an orange earth p0ny wearing a cowboy hat.

>’Guys, this is Anon. Anon, this is Rarity and Applejack.’ Pinkie said.

>’Why hello there darling.’ Rarity says, extending her hoof.

‘Hello my dear.’

>You kiss her hoof gently.

>’Howdy Anon.’ Applejack says, tipping her hat.

‘Evening. I hope you are enjoying tonight’s proceedings.’

>Rarity:’Oh yes darling, they are simply marvellous.’

>AJ: ‘Oh geez, we gots us another prissy fella.’

>You lean in close to her.

‘Nah, just making a good impression. She as stuck up as I think?’

>’Yep.’ AJ chuckles.

>R:’Now Anon, since you are new to town, I would be assuming you need work.’

>Now that you think about it, you will need money if you want to survive here.

‘Maybe, I don’t know.’

>TS: ‘Well, what did you do on earth?’

‘I was working in construction. But I always wanted to…*mumble*’

>’Pardon?’

‘I wanted to be a sculptor. In the psyche ward, I used to carve stuff out of wood. I would give them to my family and they were able to sell them.’

>R:’Darling, what pray tell, is a “psyche ward”?’

> TS: ‘Umm…Rarity? I don’t think-‘

‘No, it’s fine. I was in an accident, for those who didn’t know, and when I left the hospital, I started seeing things. I was afraid, so I admitted myself to a psyche ward. It’s where they keep those who are not too right in the head.’

>PP:’But why would you lock others up like that? Isn’t it more fun being free?’

‘Well yeah, but as I said, I was afraid. They asked me questions and gave me medications to deal. But I found that sculpting helped keep me and  my… other sides, happy.’

>R: ‘Well, if you are interested. I need an someone to answer phones at my store, just to take orders. In exchange, I can pay you and provide you with clothes.’

‘Well, if it’s okay with Twilight. I mean I was supposed to be here to help shed light on who I am and what I can do.’

>Rarity looks at Twilight with pleading eyes.

>TS: ‘It’s fine by me, we can talk before and after work. But if something important comes up, you will have to take the day off from work.’

>You nod. Wow, first day in town and you have 2 bro’s and a job.

A: Anon, I’m getting tired.

M: Maybe you shouldn’t have spent all your energy on *fluffy p0nies*

>oh lord, they are fighting. This never turns out good.

‘Guys, I better be off. I seem to be drained. Thank you for everything guys, and thank the town for being so understanding.’

>you walk out the door of Sugarcube corner, and walk towards the Librar-tree. It’s fairly dark out, and you notice the beautiful night sky. You weren’t paying attention when you trip over something.

M:Ahahahahahahaha, you are such a klutz.

>’Stop laughing.’ Came a voice.

>you jump up immediately and look at what you tripped over. You notice it was a light grey Pegasus with golden hair.

‘I’m sorry, I didn’t know I was laughing…’

>You help her up and you notice her eyes. She had a pair of shining yellow eyes, but faced different directions.

>’Not you.’ She said

‘Ooookay. I’m sorry for tripping over you.’

>’It’s okay. I was trying to find you.’

‘Sorry, I need to run today. Maybe some other time.’

>You run for it. You are too tired to figure out what the hell is going on. You eventually find the giant tree. You run inside and close the door. Falling to the floor next to a bookshelf, you fall asleep fairly quickly.

M:let’s make him piss himself.

>You awake with a startle. Twilight was standing over you, looking at you while you slept. You notice it’s morning, and your back hurts like crap.

>’Do humans like sleeping on the ground?’

‘No, but it happens.’

>’Did you notice I made a bed for you not 5 meters away from where you are?’

‘Humans are stupid when they aren’t fully aware.’

>’Well, you have a visitor.’

‘Is it a Princess?’

>’No.’

‘Pinkie pie?’

>’No, close though.’

‘Anyone I met last night?’

>’She says you tripped over her.’

‘Your Honour, I call bullshit.’

>’Get up. You start work today.’

>you get up, stretching your legs and muscles. As you walk to the door, and open the door, you almost fall over the grey Pegasus from last night.

‘Serious, twice in 12 hours is never good.’

>’Hello.’ She says with a smile.

>everything from last night comes back. You look her in the eyes, still wibbly wobbly.

‘I’m sorry. Can I help you?’

>’Well, you ran off so fast last night, I couldn’t give you this.’

>She pulls out a large basket full of muffins, and your eyes widen. One thing you loved on earth was your Granny’s muffins. Hell, your sister Dakota became a baker and made muffins. You take the basket and place it inside the door.

‘I’m sorry for running off, and I’m sorry I have to run again. I need to find some place called Carousel Boutique.’

>’Oh, I need to go there anyway. I need to deliver her mail. I can show you.’

>She flashes you a very large smile.

‘Okay, thank you. I’m Anon.’

>’I’m Derpy Hooves, the mail-mare.’

>You start walking with Derpy, barely making conversation. You didn’t really know what to talk about.

‘So…were you at the party last night?’

>’Yep yep yep. I loved it, and your speech. But I saw you leave and I forgot to give you muffin.’

‘Well thank you. I hope others are as nice as you.’

>’Some are. Some might not be. I had to deal with a lot of ridicule when I first arrived.’

M:Are you kidding me? With muffins smelling so nice, you’d have to be crazy to hate this mare.

>Derpy seemed to blush for a second. She turns to you.

>’Anon, umm… last night you introduced yourself…’

‘Yeah, what about it?’

>’Well…why didn’t you introduce the other humans?’

>You stop walking, and look at her.

‘What other humans?’

>’Those two. There is another male, and a smaller female.’

>She points to empty air where Mark and Alice were standing.

A:Oh…

M:Crap…