Derpy's Cutie Mark

>wake up in the morning, Got swagger like Discord.

>In the kitchen, Chomping down a P0nyville pounder.

>Sandwich consisting of egg, fried onions, hash browns, fried mushrooms, deep fried dandelions inbetween two slices of toast.

>good way to get over hangover either from Rainbro drinking, or drugging from Flutterbitch or Applerape.

>hear a knock at the door.

Come in Fluttershy!

>Hear her slowly trot in. Don’t even turn around to talk.

>’How did you know it was me?’

Call it a hunch. What you got for today?

>turn to see her dressed in human style clothes, but is in black face.

>On closer inspection, it’s mud…you hope.

>’ um….waaaasssssuuuupp?’ Still in her voice, quiet as a whisper.

Fluttershy?

>’ yes Anon?’

I don’t have jungle fever.

>’okay.’

Do you want to use my shower?

>’Yes please…’

Okay, you shower and be a good p0ny, and I’ll make you some breakfast.

>You’re pretty sure Zecora could hear her “Squee”

>She may be a rapist, but she is still a friend at times.

 

>Realise you’re out of bread, need more.

Fluttershy! I’m just going to get some bread!

>Walk out the door, and head for town.

>Get tackled to the ground.

Oh god, not Applerape…

>’Did we get a cutie mark yet?’ said one voice.

>’Aww shucks, I thought human wrastling would get us it for sure.’ Said another.

>Damn you cutie mark crusaders.

>’We’re sorry Mr. Anon.’ Said Sweetie Bell ‘Please don’t use your demon powers on us.’

I’m not going to use my awesome powers against you. Just warn me when you are going to do that.

>’Applejack says you like dat kinda stuff Anon.’

Applebloom, your sister is wrong.

>Start walking to town with CMC following.

>’Where should we try next? Who could we ask for help?’ said Sweetie Belle

Have you tried Derpy’s house?

>’The mail-mare?’ scootaloo asks. ‘I guess we could ask her.’

Come on. I’ll come with you. I need to get some muffins anyway.

 

>Knock on Derpy’s door.

>Dinky answers

>’ANONY!’

DINKY-PIE!!

>She jumps into your arms.

>Dinky notices the CMC.

>’Hey guys. What’s happening?’

>’Not much. How do ya’ll know Anon?’ Applebloom asked

Oh Dinky’s my Nig-mare!

>Hoof bump of muffin proportions.

>’ We came to see your mom. We want to know how she got her cutie mark.’ Scootaloo said

>’ If she isn’t too busy, that is.’ Sweetie belle said.

>Always so courteous, just like her sister.

>’Sure, Come on in. Mom’s making muffins.’

 

>You join Derpy in the kitchen to help finish cleaning up.

>After a lot of hugs (Derpy loves to hug people) and a round of apple juice for all.

>You all sit down in the lounge room to get down to business.

>’Miss Derpy, can you tell us how you got your cutie mark?’ Sweetie belle asked.

>’ Of course. It was such a wonderful day.’

 

>’ I was around your age, and had been helping my mommy clean up the house. I didn’t have a lot of friends back then. People thought I was slow because I had weird eyes.’

>You notice Derpy getting a bit down.

>’ So, after cleaning up, I went to practice my flying. I wasn’t too good at it, but I still tried. I never gave up at all. It was after about 30 minutes, I was doing well until I crashed into the mailbox.’

>derpy giggled.

>’I was caught by a nice white Unicorn colt in a blue uniform. He asked if I was alright. I nodded yes.  His name was Snail Mail, which I thought was funny cos he could teleport to everyp0nies house. Everyday, I would wait for him, and we could talk for about 15 minutes before he had to leave. He was friends with every p0ny in P0nyville, so I asked him how I could make friends like that. He told me “Miss Derpy, you have a bubbley personality and could make a rainy sunny with just a smile.’

>’Did ya get yur cutie mark then?’ asked Applebloom

>’No, not then. But the next week he had a package for me. It was a massive roll of something. He said I should take it up to the top of a hill and share it with others. I didn’t really get what he was saying, but he had to go before I could ask.’

>’ I took the package up to the top of the biggest hill where everyp0ny from my class played. I opened it up the top of the hill, and was surprised. It was a roll of plastic with bubbles in it.’

>You chuckle to yourself, remembering all the fun you had as a kid with bubble wrap.

>’ I didn’t know what to do. I saw other kids running up the hill and rolling down it again. I then had my bestest idea ever. I rolled the bubble plastic down the hill, and kept one end up the top. I secured it with a rock, and went through with my plan. I slid on my flank all the way to the bottom, laughing and popping bubbles as I went. I didn’t care for what I looked like, or how I acted; I was having fun.’

>’When I got to bottom, and walked to the top, a few of my classmates asked if they could try. I said ‘Of Course!!’. I made many friends that day, and those friends happen to be your family and friends.’

>the CMC were stunned. They were captivated by the story.

Was it the bubble wrap or the bubbley personality?

>’I don’t know Anony. But I decided I wanted to enjoy my days by making many friends. That day, I decided I wanted to be a mail-mare.’

>’And what about the muffins?’ Scootaloo asked.

>Derpy smiled big.

>’Muffins are delicious. That is all.’

>The CMC thanked Derpy for her story, and all the muffins.

 

>decide to stick around, but remember fluttershy at your house.

Derpy, do you have a spare loaf of bread? I need to get going.

>She walks into the kitchen and returns with a loaf for you.

Thanks Derpy. You are a wonderful p0ny. Also, did you ever think of taking home bubble wrap home?

>Derpy opens a hidden door behind the couch

>Room is full of bubble wrap.

>’Whenever I feel down, I come play in here.’

You couldn’t have gone in there instead of kidnapping me?

>Derpy blushes.

It’s ok derpy. I still like you.

>Give her a massive hug, before heading home.

 

>Get home.

>fluttershy is sitting on the couch waiting for you.

>’Hey anon…’

Sorry I took so long. Needed bread.

>Make a wonderful breakfast for fluttershy.

Do you know what you are going to try tomorrow?

>’ I don’t know…. Maybe a princess.’

That might work.

>Fluttershy smiles.

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