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Flutterape meets Discord

By: Duke_Of_Derpy on Mar 19th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 3.35 KB  |  hits: 388  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Day 347 in Ponyville
  2. >Discord has attacked again.
  3. >Stupid ponies, learn to kill not contain.
  4. >He has hidden the elements, and refuses to give you a clue
  5. >But he hasn’t met a human before
  6. >Not like you, at least…
  7. >Stroll into town, see the cross-bred son of an animal orgy sitting under a pink cloud.
  8. ‘Evening Discord’
  9. >He looks at you, intrigued
  10. >’What pray-tell, has Celestia done? She thinks a monkey can stop me?’
  11. ‘Please Discord. Try to be civil. I am Anon, and I am a human.’
  12. >’Hmm Anon ayy…’
  13. >He slithers his was up to you
  14. >’And you’re here to defeat me? HA’
  15. ‘Actually no. You are the spirit of Chaos, yes?
  16. >’Look around.’
  17. ‘Well I heard you had great power, power that can destroy Celestia?’
  18. >’What are you getting at human?’
  19. ‘I want to see these powers, to decide if I should ask you to assist in my little coup’
  20. >He chuckles madly.
  21. >’Fine by me’
  22. >He places a finger on your forehead.
  23. >Nothing happens
  24. >’What?!? Why won’t it work?’
  25. ‘Oh, On my world, We are chaos as well.’
  26. >’If I help you, will you take me there?’
  27. ‘Of course, but as I said I need proof. And so far, not looking too good.’
  28. >’Well I can show you on a pony.’
  29. ‘Oh good. Here’s one I prepared earlier.’
  30. >You pull on the rope in your hands
  31. >Out drags Fluttershy in a collar.
  32. >’Oh goody. I liked her when she was mean.’
  33. >She struggles to get loose.
  34. ‘Nope!’
  35. >You yank her, and she falls in front of Discord
  36. >’Alright, lets try this out.’
  37. >Discord touches her head, and all colour is drain from her body.
  38. >She starts to growl like an animal.
  39. >’So, you like?’
  40. ‘Okay Twilight, you can start now.’
  41. >Twilight jumps from behind a building and shoots Discord with a beam of magic.
  42. >It doesn’t faze the guy.
  43. >’Was that supposed to hurt me?’
  44. ‘No, it was supposed to make you wanted.’
  45. >You drop Fluttershy’s leach
  46. >She immediately attacks Discord
  47. >She is HUMPING him all over.
  48. >’WHAT THE FUCK IS SHE DOING??!!’
  49. ‘One thing I learnt since being here is Fluttershy is one horny little pony. And now she is less kind, she is more aggressive. Add in the fact she only wants to hump YOUR brains out, you are kinda screwed….literally.’
  50. >’GET HER OFF!!!’
  51. ‘Nah. She is going to town on your Draconequss ass.’
  52. >She forces him to the ground and begins humping his chest
  53. >’GET HERE OFF!!! I’LL DO ANYTHING!!’
  54. ‘Location of the Elements, NOW!’
  55. >’NEVER!!’
  56. >You pull out a strap on
  57. ‘Hey Fluttershy. I have a new toy for you.’
  58. >She snatches it out of your hand.
  59. >She straps it on
  60. >Discord eyes bulge as she enters him.
  61. ‘You can make all this stop by telling me.’
  62. >’FINE! Just get her off.’
  63. ‘Tell me first, then when I get them and we are ready, I will call her off. Better hurry though, cos I think she is enjoying it.’
  64. >He tells you were to go get them.
  65. >Twilight returns with the other Mane 6.
  66. ‘Twilight, if you will.’
  67. >Another flash of lights
  68. >Fluttershy is still raping Discord.
  69. >You hear her whisper ‘Sorry’ everytime she thrusts.
  70. >’You said you would make her stop!’
  71. ‘I undid the Discoding, she still wants you. Don’t worry, you’ll be back to stone soon.’
  72. >Place Element of Kindness on Fluttershy.
  73. >Turn Discord back to stone.
  74. >Strap on still stuck in his ass.
  75. >Fluttershy won’t stop humping his leg.
  76. >Notasinglefuckwasgiven.jpg
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