Title:           A collection of stupid fucking haikus, stringed together
Author:          DudeBroMan
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/JC1etG4B
First Edit:      Tuesday 8th of December 2015 07:51:12 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Last edit on: Tuesday 8th of December 2015 07:56:22 PM CDT

    >She walks on razors
    >They cut her hooves so deeply
    >Yet I will be there
 
    >Her stalwart good friend
    >Who will comfort her, always
    >And go where none dare
    >To see her depressed
    >It hurts me, deep down inside
    >Yet I'll still be there
 
    >I stay by her side
    >Always, by my Miss Eri
    >To relieve her pain
    >Her sorrows, my own
    >Her worries, cast unto me
    >I will bear it all
 
    >To see her smile
    >And to see her filled with joy
    >I'll stay close, for her
    >In the moonlight night
    >We stay together, in bed
    >While she vents to me
 
    >Her worries and woe
    >I would be there to listen
    >And hug her so tight
>Her soft and bright eyes
>It pains me to see her cry
>So I comfort her
 
>Listening to her
>And letting her release
>Her sorrows to me
    >The winter wind howls
    >She and I stay bundled up
    >Safe from the outside
 
    >She confides in me
    >Her feelings of gratitude
    >As we sit, alone
    >Through her darkest days
    >She recounts them all to me
    >And I lend my ear
 
    >When she is finished,
    >She shivers, and I hug her
    >As she looks to me
 
    >Her once dull pink eyes
    >The warm fire illuminates them
    >Now filled with content
 
    >She leans onto me
    >"Thank you, Anon," she whispers
    >And she falls asleep
    >She sleeps on my chest
    >I can see her face, content
    >As she rests on me
 
    >Seeing her happy,
    >I cannot help but smile
    >Before I sleep too
 
>Glistening red blood
>I run towards our bedroom
>She's done it again
 
>Her hoof is cut up
>A massive gash, down her leg
>Bleeding profusely
 
>Panicking, I run
>I run to get a bandage
>And come back promptly
 
>Her face has gone pale
>I wrap up her wounded hoof
>And carry her off
 
>The silent dark night
>My footsteps echo in town
>Sprinting for her life
 
>The nurses take her
>I insist that I stay there
>That I stay by her
 
>I collapse in tears
>"Why would she do this?!" I ask
>I lay down outside