Title: FlutterTerrors Author: Drone95 Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/ThCErWCc First Edit: Sunday 28th of December 2014 05:47:57 PM CDT Last Edit: Sunday 28th of December 2014 05:47:57 PM CDT >You are anon >And a fucking blaring is waking you up >You smash the thing you call an alarm clock and stop the incessant noise >Might as well fuckin do the routine >Stumbling through the darkness you find your bathroom door handle >only minor scrapes from tripping yes >Shit and your shower with complimentary shave, the whole early bird special >only this one is still dark what the fuck >why is it so dark in your house >after throwing on random clothes in a probably correct order you venture down stairs >its still midnight, the moon-light shines down through your windows to show a shadow figure >the shape is so famaliar >the scent of bananna in the air >You begin to panic, "No...not the dong. It cannot expand here." >You look closely in fear of the light as you flick the lightswitch >oh its just fluttershy What the everloving fuck, do you want fluttershy >"Oh hi, um anon are midnight terrors your fetish?" >She cant possibly mean- >Suddenly shadowy creatures begin to come out of the dark pits of the room >Terrorbeaks and Crawling Horrors alike all come towards you in mass >Your vain attempts to stuff blue mushrooms down your face do nothing for your sanity >YOU DID NOT COOK THEM FOOL >a loud voice, that can only be... >You see the Shadowy Tall man of the campfire, forthtold in stories >YOU CANNOT ESCAPE THE DARK >oh god your gonna die >as they overcome you, you yell out a single last breath FUCKING FLUTTERSHY       ----------GAME OVER-------------- GREAT I DIED >You slump back in your gaming chair, disgruntled at your video game death >You turn on your mic and begin to initiate SALT.MP4 Why didnt you light the fucking campfire fluttershy >A stuttering voice that is fluttterfuckhead states "I-I didnt want to burn the living logs, a-and I had a lighter, b-but you wouldnt come over here" >You just sigh and chuck your headset at the wall >Well guess you cant play videogames in equestria either, all because of Fucking Fluttershy