- >Man, are you tired as hell
- >You had a one too many mugs of cider last night
- >Thank god, it’s a weekend otherwise you’d be late for work
- >You’re also pretty limited on clothes so you’ve been sleeping in the nude
- >It’s really cold inside your small home
- >Best to just stay in your nice warm bed
- >You bury your head into the supple pillow
- >It’s so comfortable
- >You’re happy right where you are
- >Smells really nice too
- >Like honey, and even some lavender
- >That’s strange you don’t ever remember your pillow smelling so nice
- >You nuzzle farther into the pillow
- >There’s a new feeling soft like satin
- >Brushing your face
- >Heheh
- >Kind of tickles
- >It’s waking you up, so you slowly move your head away
- >The new location is even softer
- >This feather pillow is wonderful
- >Wait….
- >You don’t have a feather pillow
- >Your eyes shoot open
- >Fluttershy is pressed against you snoozing away
- >She has a small innocent smile on her face
- >Her hooves are wrapped around you
- >There’s nothing in the way of your flesh and her soft coat
- >The warm velvety texture puts you at ease
- >But you know what she’s doing
- >What she is planning
- >You try to focus, but you’re already drifting off to sleep
- >Her breezy tails runs across your thigh, and that sobers you up
- >You jump out of bed, and gasp
- “FLUTTERSHY!”
- >She lets out a startled yelp, and hides under the bed
- >”Um! Anon! I’m sorry, I just-“
- “What are you doing here?!”
- >”I was just going to do your laundry.”
- >Today is laundry day
- >You’ve always been lazy about doing laundry
- >One day you caught her rubbing her moistness inside your hamper
- >She decided to make up by doing your laundry once a week
- >Unfortunately a few articles of clothing have disappeared over time
- >Probably why you’re sleeping nude these days
- “Uh huh….”
- >Fluttershy rubs the ground with her hoof
- >”And….and I wanted to get a head start.”
- “I’m supposed to invite you in, that’s still breaking into my house!”
- >The demure pony whimpers and hangs her head
- >But then she gives you an affectionate smile
- >”When I arrived I saw you there…”
- >A blush begins to form on her face
- >”Sleeping so innocently, and I couldn’t help but join you.”
- “I was naked, and that’s creepy.”
- >Fluttershy seems confused
- >”Your clothes aren’t so important Anon. You don’t have to impress anyp0ny by wearing them every day.”
- >Fluttershy nods matter-of-factly
- >”Y-you’re wonderful just the way you are.”
- >Give her a blank stare
- “Are you going to do my laundry or not?”
- >Yellow Quiet gasps a little
- >”Of course! I’m sorry! I’ll do it right away!”
- >Yellow Quiet flies over to the hamper
- >She gives a deep sniff, and lets out a content sigh
- >”Don’t worry Anon, I’ll take good care of those ‘lucky boxers’.”
- >She then takes the hamper into her mouth, and flies downstairs
- “Yeah sure, whatever.”
- >You say absent mindedly as you open your drawer
- >It’s empty
- >You only own one pair of clothes, and Fluttershy is just now taking off with it
- “GOD.DAMN. IT!”
- >Why did you let her keep some of your clothes after every laundry day?
- >Eeeeew she probably got off with all those clothes
- >But now you’re naked!
- >You look out of your window
- >It’s not even the morning anymore
- >Ponyville is bustling with activity
- >Fluttershy is nowhere in sight
- >Gulp
- >Well, no one has seen you naked
- >You had hoped to keep it that way
- >But it seems like you’re going to have to go out there
- >All because you were too lazy to do your own laundry
- >Fucking Laundry Day
- >You slowly step outside of your house
- >There’s a nearby bush
- >Jump into it
- >No one seems to notice you
- >Good
- >The bush wasn’t very rooted at all
- >You were able to hide and carry it with you
- >Once you arrive at the first alleyway you throw it off
- >It’s much slower to the outskirts of Ponyville through the alleyways
- >But you’ll be out of sight
- >No one will see you
- >Hear you
- >Or suspect you
- >”Yep! Just the two of us being super sneaky spies!”
- “HOLYSHITWHERETHEFUCKDIDYOUCOMEFROM?”
- >Pinkie Pie seems unfazed by your outburst
- >She is crouched beside you as the two of you turn a corner in an alleyway
- >”I thought we were playing spies.”
- “No, I’m trying not to be seen.”
- >”Why?”
- >Pinkie Pie rubs her chin
- >”Is it because you’re part of a conspiracy to overthrow Equestria?”
- >What?
- “No!”
- >Groan
- “I’m….naked.”
- >You cover your crotch
- >Pinkie gasps
- >”Oh wow! I’ve never seen you without clothes!”
- >The hyperactive mare takes a good long hard look at you
- “Why don’t you take a picture? It’ll last longer.”
- >Before you know it a bright flash invades your eyes
- “Agh!”
- >Pinkie Pie puts away the camera back into her….
- >Pockets?
- >Who knows?
- >She then starts brushing up against you
- >Her fluffy tail tickles you
- “Stop! What are you doing?”
- >”I wanted to know what you feel like!”
- >She nuzzles your neck
- “Well, you can stop! This is bad touch territory!”
- >”Oh…”
- >Pinkie smiles sheepishly
- >She’s almost as bad as Fluttershy when it comes to “personal space”
- >Maybe if you say “ponysonal” space
- >Okay, that’s just stupid
- >You move on ahead, but Pinkie Pie follows
- >”So what happened to your clothes?”
- “Fluttershy happened.”
- >”Garbage day?”
- “Nope, laundry day.”
- >Pinkie Pie seems to suddenly understand
- >”Why don’t you just get Rarity to make you some new clothes?”
- “She’s all bitchy over my ‘uncouth treatment of clothes’.”
- >Pinkie Pie hops around you
- >”Wait! Maybe I can help?”
- >Yes by going away
- >Sigh
- “Pinkie…you can help by staying out of this.”
- >She cocks her head
- >”Why? Are you trying to get out of this pickle by yourself?”
- >Roll your eyes
- “No, Pinkie. I want you to alert the whole town over this problem, and somehow get me a hundred pair of new clothes by tomorrow.”
- >Pinkie Pie seems shocked, and begins to ponder you words
- >However you’ve already left her in the dust
- >That mare ‘aint right
- >You arrive at Fluttershy’s cottage shortly afterward
- >About to knock on the door
- >There’s a chuckling sound above you
- >Look upward
- “Rainbow Dash, how long have you been following me?”
- >”As soon as you and Pinkie Pie started playing spies.”
- >Dash gets a mischievous smile
- >”But I see what you’re trying to pull, pal.”
- “What are you talking about?”
- >”Going without clothes, sneaking around, ditching Pinkie…”
- >Dash’s grin widens
- >”Then you arrive at Fluttershy’s house.”
- >Oh hell no….
- “It’s not what it looks like Dash!”
- >Rainbow Dash somehow manages to get an even wider smile
- >”Go get her Anon.”
- “Aaargh!”
- >You run into the cottage, and slam the door behind you
- >What awaits you is a sight that horrifies you
- >Only the dead can know peace from this evil
- >A family of rabbits nesting inside one of your old shirts
- >The fuzzballs are chewing on them
- >You shoo them away
- >The shirt has a very musky hay scent
- >Oh god, you can feel her dried up juices!
- >It’s completely ruined
- >A pair of dogs are playing tug of war with one of your boxers
- >Not your lucky ones, but it’s still an awful sight
- >They’re easily torn to shreds
- >You were at least hoping she would take care of them!
- >On a chair there is a pair of pants
- >It seems largely untouched
- >You attempt to pick it up, but then hear a loud hissing noise
- >A snake wriggles out of the top of it
- >It nips your hand, and you withdraw
- >Fucking trouser snakes
- >Unfortunately snakes that live primarily in legwear are a thing in Equestria
- >You hear moaning upstairs
- >Fucking Fluttershy
- >Time to confront this yellow slut
- >You stomp your way up the stairs
- >Kick open the door
- >Fluttershy is on her bed inserting your shirt into her sopping wet cunt
- >She looks surprised to see you
- >But not fearful
- >Almost smug
- >”Oh my, Anon~. You look so handsome today.”
- >She says this in an obviously practiced seductive voice
- “Cut the crap, I’m here for my clothes!”
- >Fluttershy pouts
- >”Be polite mister. I’m doing us both a favor…”
- “What do you mean, ‘favor’?”
- >Fluttershy smiles sweetly
- >”Well, I’ve always had problems getting these clothes off of you.”
- >Very true
- >When she’s come close to raping you, your clothes were there to hinder her
- >Or at least delay her
- >”Now, not only have you come to me….”
- >She squees
- >”There’s nothing in the way of our love!”
- “No! I want my damn clothes, back! Especially my lucky boxers!”
- >Fluttershy giggles
- >”Oh, you mean these?”
- >She takes the shirt out of her cunt and moans lustily
- >Then from under her bed she puts on your pair of lucky boxers
- >They are way too big for her
- >Fluttershy presents herself with the boxers up to her tail
- >”C-come and get it big boy.”
- >You turn around and see Angel blocking the entrance
- >Right, like this is going to get you to fuck Fluttershy
- >Approach her
- >She wiggles her behind at you
- >You smack it
- >She squeaks in surprise and delight
- >Lead her on
- >Her tail begins brushing your legs, and even brushes across your crotch
- >You shiver
- >Then in one quick motion you pull the boxers off of her
- >Well, almost
- >It’s still stuck on one hoof
- >Yellow pone is tugging back with all her might
- >Before you can change your strategy it tears
- >You fall to your knees
- “NOOOOOOOOOOO!”
- >Fluttershy pats your head
- >”It’s for the best, and now for some hot monkey dick!”
- >She attempts to pounce, but you dodge it
- >Jump over angel
- >Need to wear some clothes
- >See pair of pants
- >Put it on
- >Wait….
- >Oh no
- >You stand still, and a cold, scaly, writhing is felt along your thighs
- >Ah shit
- >Fluttershy catches up with you
- >”Anon, silly, th-those pants aren’t going to protect you forever.”
- “Fluttershy it’s best if you don’t mess with the pants…”
- >You shudder as the writhing continues
- >Lucky you haven’t been bitten on the dick
- >”Oh? Whys that?”
- “There’s a snake in my trousers.”
- >Fluttershy blushes
- >”How naughty, let’s say hello~.”
- >Oh boy
- >She unzips it with her teeth
- >The snake lashes out and bites her muzzle
- >”EEEEP!”
- >You zip up your pants as the snake is ejected
- >Sprint out of the cottage
- >Great, you got one pair of pants out of this
- >Turns out laundry day was ploy so you would end up
- >Fucking Fluttershy
- >It’s been one day since laundry day
- >You’ve hold yourself up in your house
- >Trying to accept that you may go the rest of your life naked
- >Or at least mostly naked
- >There’s a knock on your door
- >Fluttershy is hanging her head
- >”Anon….I’m sorry.”
- >”I can see that you value your clothes very much.”
- >She gulps
- >”That’s why I’m here to return your clothes.”
- “Really?”
- >She nods
- >From out of her saddlebags she produces
- >One sock….
- “Thank you, and….”
- >Fluttershy smiles weakly
- >”That’s all?”
- “WHAT?”
- >”Please don’t be mad at me! I threw away all the others, they were all ruined.”
- >Take the sock
- “Yeah, thanks.”
- >About to slam the door on her
- >Pinkie Pie’s hoof stops it
- >”Hey buddy ol’ pal!”
- >She motions you slightly to the left
- >”Look what I haaaaave~.”
- “Oh my god….”
- >Half the town is lined up, and bringing you boxes of clothes
- >Clothes that fit you it seems
- >”We all got together, and ordered clothes for you.”
- “How many? This is amazing!”
- >”One hundred!”
- >Whoa
- “Um, that’s expensive how did you convince the entire town to contribute?”
- >Pinkie Pie giggles
- >”Easy!”
- >She produces a newspaper
- >Your heart sinks
- >There’s several pictures of you naked
- >Including one with Fluttershy and you in the bedroom
- >How’d she get this one?
- >Looks like it’s from a window….
- >Fucking Dash
- >Worst of all
- >The headline
- >It reads: “SUPPORT THE NEWLY ENGAGED COUPLE!”
- >It seems your nemesis was reading it as well
- >Fluttershy squees, and tackle hugs you
- “Wait noooooooooooooooo!”
- >Pinkie Pie laughs
- >”Well, if you two aren’t engaged it seems we’re going to have to return all these clothes.”
- “B-b-but!”
- >You shudder
- >It looks like if you want to keep the clothes you’ll have to be
- >Fucking Fluttershy
- >If not, you’ll be mostly naked and naked for the rest of your life
- >All thanks to
- >Fucking Pinkie Pie!
- (Anon chooses whatever you want him to choose)