- >Walking around Ponyville
 - >Selling chocolate with Fluttershy
 - >Because...
 - >......
 - >........
 - >It's a long story....
 - >You both approach the door
 - >Knock on it
 - >Lyra answers
 - Hello would you like to buy some chocolate?
 - >Lyra frowns
 - >"Did you just say....chocolate?"
 - >Fluttershy nods
 - >"Um with or without nuts...."
 - >Lyra doesn't respond
 - I need the bits to avoid her fetish guessing
 - >"And I need the bits to fund my fetish guessing."
 - >Lyra is foaming at the mouth
 - >"Chocolate?!"
 - >"CHOCOLAAAATE!"
 - >"CHOCOLAAAAATE!"
 - >You jump on Fluttershy's back
 - >"Oh my~ Anon."
 - >You slap her ass and she runs off with a squeak
 - >Lyra chases after you two
 - >Luckily you lost Lyra after a few minutes
 - >You're about to get off of Fluttershy's back
 - >"No! Anon stay please!"
 - I'm going to crush your back at this point...
 - >"But it's making me wet."
 - >You get off of her
 - Now's not the time for that crap. We need to sell all this fucking chocolate Pinkie forced on us.
 - >You two haven't really had much luck
 - >Fluttershy is bad at trying to make sales
 - >And no one wants to buy from you, because fuck you
 - We need to find some way to appeal to the customer.
 - >Fluttershy ponders this
 - >"Oh!"
 - >"I know something I find really appealing, they'll be sure to buy the chocolate!"
 - Great!
 - >You go to a random house
 - >Knock on the door
 - >Some old mare looks at you
 - >"What do you two want?"
 - >Fluttershy speaks up
 - >"Um m-ma'am we have a special surprise for you!"
 - >"Chocolate!"
 - >The old mare is about to close the door
 - >"B-b-but wait there's more!"
 - >Fluttershy uses her teeth to pull down your pants and boxers
 - >"If you buy our chocolate you can touch hot monkey dick!"
 - >The old mare slams the door
 - >Glare
 - >"Well I found it appealing...."
 - >Fucking Fluttershy
 - >Some time later
 - >Knock on another door
 - >Some middle aged stallion
 - Would you like to buy some chocolate.
 - >"Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm"
 - >"Is it good?"
 - It's chocolate
 - >"But is it good?"
 - Yes
 - >"Do you know that?"
 - >God damn it
 - >While you're playing twenty questions Fluttershy is staring at your crotch
 - >She blushes and slowly approaches it
 - >Fluttershy begins nuzzling it and her muzzle and mane press up warmly against you
 - >You notice, and want to glare but you're in a conversation with this guy
 - >He clears his throat
 - >"I hear chocolate is bad for you."
 - In *ah~* moderation it's okay.
 - >"I hate milk chocolate."
 - >You wince and grimace between each word
 - We *sssss* have dark chocolate.
 - >Fluttershy begins using her wings to pet your boner
 - >She gives it a kiss
 - >Her mane is pressed up against your crotch and she's drooling and moaning
 - GOD DAMN IT WILL YOU STOP THAT?!
 - >The stallion gasps
 - >"Well buck you too buddy!"
 - >He slams the door on you
 - >"S-sorry I couldn't help myself...."
 - >Fucking Fluttershy
 - >Knock on the library door
 - >Wait it's a library
 - >Spike answers it
 - >"You know you two can come in right?"
 - Yeah, but we're here to sell chocolate.
 - >Spike perks up
 - >"Sure I love chocolate!"
 - >FINALLY!
 - >Fluttershy frowns
 - >"Twilight said you're not supposed to have too many sweets Spike...."
 - >Whisper to Fluttershy
 - Don't screw this up for us...
 - >You turn to Spike
 - How much do you want?
 - >"All of it!"
 - >Hell yeah!
 - Sure thing!
 - >"No! You're going to get a tummy ache!"
 - >"If you're going to be so irresponsible you get no chocolate mister!"
 - >WHAT?!
 - >No!
 - >Spike growls and slams the door
 - >Turn to Fluttershy
 - You really suck you know that?
 - >"Is that your fetish Anon?"
 - No....
 - >"Well there's only one way to find out..."
 - >She pounces you into a bush
 - >Begins to feel you up
 - Stop!
 - >"Sucking you off might be your fetish!"
 - It's not!
 - >Before she can go any further...
 - >"CHOCOLAAAAAATE!"
 - >"CHOCOLAAAAATE!"
 - >Fluttershy gets up, and motions to her back
 - >You hop on and get out of there
 - >Also....
 - >Fucking Fluttershy
 - >There's benefits to Fluttershy loving you in a creepy and rapey way
 - >When she's not trying to rape you or guess your fetish she's doing nice things for you
 - >She bought you lunch
 - >You're both munching on some fries and shakes going over your game plan
 - I don't know Fluttershy this whole chocolate selling thing has been a bust.
 - >Sigh
 - It's just fucking chocolate too, and they're like real cheap. Everyone's got to be a critic or something...
 - >Fluttershy pats your hand reassuringly
 - >"If you were to sell me chocolate I would buy all of it."
 - Only because you want to fuck me though...
 - >"Well not just that, I love you."
 - Yeah, whatever. We need ideas to sell all of this chocolate.
 - >"How about we get naked!"
 - You're already naked
 - >"But you're not..."
 - You just want to see me naked don't you...
 - >"...*squeak* yes..."
 - >Shake your head
 - >See an ad for Celestia's musk.
 - Hey isn't that the perfume you always wear?
 - >She nods
 - The ad says that it makes you irresistible and you'll get all the stallions.
 - >She smiles
 - Well, I haven't fucked you yet.....
 - >She hangs her head
 - Maybe we can sell by making shit up like the perfume ads do.
 - >Fluttershy gasps
 - >"B-b-b-but that's bad!"
 - Ugh, if you go along with me I'll.....dry hump you for five seconds.
 - >Her wings shoot out instantly
 - >She's drooling
 - >"Deal!"
 - >You follow Fluttershy to an alleyway
 - >You press your crotch up against her tail
 - >Start dry humping her
 - >1
 - >2
 - >3
 - >4
 - >5
 - Done.
 - >Your pants are all ready soaking wet and Fluttershy is oozing juices
 - It was only five seconds...fucks sake
 - >"Oh Anon! That was great! I can't wait for the real thing!"
 - You're implying you'll get the real thing...
 - >She gets bedroom eyes and giggles
 - >Ignore it
 - Time to sell some chocolate
 - >Knock on a door
 - >It's Mr.Waddle
 - You'll stop being old.
 - >He buys ten
 - >Really?
 - >Fluttershy knocks on the next one
 - >Some random mare
 - >"Oh um...hi....if you um buy our chocolate your wishes will come true...."
 - >The mare raises an eyebrow
 - >"If that's true then how come Anon hasn't given you the monkey dick yet?"
 - >Shit
 - >You walk behind Fluttershy
 - >Dry hump her again
 - >The mare perks up
 - >"I'll take 20!"
 - >Move on to the next sucker
 - >Knock on the door
 - If you buy our chocolate you'll get to cum inside your favorite pony!
 - >"Woohoo! Rainbow Dash here I cum!"
 - >He took 50 chocolates
 - >Soon you're making sales left and right
 - It'll do something related to apples
 - >"I'll take 5 sugarcube."
 - >"It'll uuum make you assertive?"
 - >"Iron Will, must test this for himself!"
 - >"...I'll take 10."
 - You'll stop being such a bitch
 - >"I'll take 30...you dick..."
 - >"It'll help you guess your lovers fetish!"
 - >"What's Anon's fetish?"
 - .....Um chocolate
 - >"Sure I'll take a few."
 - >They buy some chocolate and close the door
 - >Fluttershy is rubbing the chocolate all over herself
 - What the hell are you doing?!
 - >"But you said-"
 - It's not my fetish!
 - >Fucking Fluttershy
 - >You've sold about half of the chocolates
 - >The two of you have tons of bits now
 - >Pinkie jumps out at you
 - Aaah!
 - >"Hey silly fillies!"
 - >"You know the deal, I supplied the chocolate and get all of the profits from the first half of the chocolate supply!"
 - I don't remember that, and that means you get all the bits we made so far!
 - >"Yep!"
 - Screw that! You dumped all this stuff on us anyway!
 - >"Um Anon....I think it may be too late..."
 - >You check the bits you made
 - >They're gone and so is Pinkie
 - FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
 - >10 minutes later
 - UUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
 - >Fluttershy is flinching and whimpering
 - >After she sees you are calmed down she approaches you
 - >She nuzzles your waist
 - >"Well, you still have something."
 - What?
 - >"You have my love."
 - >She coos happily
 - >You push her away
 - >Before you can shoot down Fluttershy's hopes and dreams for a relationship you're interrupted by....
 - >"CHOCOLAAAAAATE!"
 - >That
 - >"CHOCOLAAAAAAAAAAAATE!"
 - >You don't even get on Fluttershy's back this time
 - >You both run for it
 - >It's no use
 - >Lyra is tracking your every move
 - >You put on disguises
 - >She puts on a disguise that fools you and breaks your disguises
 - >You two hide under a tree
 - >She's waiting for you in the branches
 - >Soon you're on the outskirts of Ponyville
 - >You trip over Fluttershy
 - >Fluttershy blushes at you
 - >"Oh Anon...how romantic...<3"
 - Now's not the time
 - >It's too late Lyra is standing over the both of you
 - >Shit
 - >"I've been trying to catch you and your best friend all day!"
 - She's not my-
 - >Pinkie zips by
 - >Cupcake in your mouth
 - >What the hell?
 - >Spit it out
 - >Lyra gets an unsettling grin
 - >You hold Fluttershy closely
 - >She holds you
 - >"Now that I have you right where I want you...."
 - You'd like to buy all our chocolate?
 - >She suddenly gets a normal smile
 - >"No, I was gonna do that but then I saw Fluttershy's offer about hot monkey dick!"
 - So you're just trying to rape me?
 - >"Who said it had to be rape?"
 - >Fluttershy frowns in thought
 - >"Is a threesome with Lyra and I...."
 - >Lyra adds
 - >"With chocolate!"
 - >"With chocolate....your fetish?"
 - Nope
 - >Fluttershy looks sad
 - >Lyra gets that unsettling smile
 - >"He's never tried it before, it just might be his fetish..."
 - >Fluttershy's wings shoot out
 - >Fuck this
 - >Run for it
 - >"Um Anon, wait come back!"
 - >Fluttershy flies after you
 - >Lyra is hopping after you
 - >They both chase you into the sunset
 - >Fucking Fluttershy
 - >Fucking Lyra