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Collection of my Flutterrape One-Shots (It Updates)

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  1. This will be updated with any new one-shots I create.
  2.  
  3.  
  4. <<Sickness Oneshot>>
  5. >At Sugarcube Corner inhaling pastries
  6. >Dash comes inside with tears in her eyes
  7. Whats the matter bro?
  8. >"It's Fluttershy! She-she"
  9. She what?!
  10. >"Come with me and see for yourself."
  11. >15 minutes later and you're at the hospital
  12. >Rest of the mane six are there
  13. >Looks like they've been crying their eyes out
  14. Is anyone going to explain this to me.
  15. >"A-anon..."
  16. >Banana Hush is there in the bed and she looks terrible.
  17. >A doctor appears dramatically out of nowhere
  18. >"She's terminally ill, she asked to see you."
  19. Terminally ill? With what?
  20. >"Everything."
  21. >Not sure what the fuck that's supposed to mean, but decide not to argue.
  22. >Approach Fluttershy
  23. >"Anon, I'm so glad you came."
  24. >give her a smile
  25. >You had a rocky relationship with her, but she wasn't always so bad
  26. >Engage in encouraging talk
  27. >You pet her mane
  28. >She begins to die
  29. Fluttershy I wish we could have been better friends
  30. >Actually fighting tears
  31. >She mutters something
  32. What?
  33. >Beckons you over
  34. >You get close to her
  35. >She whispers in your ear
  36. >"Is nosolagnia your fetish?"
  37. No, Fluttershy
  38. >"D-d-darn."
  39. >She dies
  40. >Begin to cry
  41. >Fucking Fluttershy
  42.  
  43.  
  44. <<Enema Request>>
  45. Wake up
  46. >Not in your bed, but in the bathroom ass-naked
  47. >On your stomach and surprise, surprise yellow pone is holding your ass in a raised position
  48. Fluttershy...
  49. >"Oh! Awake so soon! Uh just a moment."
  50. >Enema bag is on towel rack and she has a lubed up tube.
  51. NO! Klismaphilia is not my fetish!
  52. >"You might like it, Anon. N-now hold still mister. This might be a tight fit."
  53. >Fluttershy inserts the tube into your anus
  54. >"See? Now the hard part is done mister~."
  55. >She pecks your cheeks
  56. >Not on your face
  57. >Warm water begins to fill the inside of your ass
  58. >It rushes into you
  59. >You have a full feeling within you
  60. >You feel pressure on your insides and it arouses you
  61. >This goes on for a few more minutes
  62. >"All done."
  63. >After she finishes you dump the waste onto her, and kick her out of the house.
  64. >You liked it, no one must ever know!
  65. >Fucking Fluttershy
  66.  
  67. <<Rubberfruit Bump>>
  68. >Day penal zone in Equestria
  69. >Walking out of Twilight's housebrary after checking out a bunch of children's books
  70. >Suddenly a wild Fluttershy appears
  71. >She makes a bunch of incomprehensible noises and her face distorts into horrifying and goofy expressions
  72. Rubberfruit is not my fetish
  73. >Her head inflates.
  74. >Get swallowed whole
  75. >Vore is your fetish
  76. >Good end
  77.  
  78. <<Seapony Request>>
  79. >Day shoo be doo in Equestria
  80. >Twi and friends have invited you to the beach
  81. >You accept
  82. >At the beach you're the only one really swimming
  83. >Dash is flying around and brushing the surface of the water
  84. >Pinkie is building a sandcastle with Twi and Spike
  85. >Applejack is trying to convince Rarity to stop lying around and play volleyball or something
  86. >And Fluttershy...
  87. >Come to think of it where the hell is that yellow sex offender?
  88. >You tried to ignore her on outings like this, and so her absence was only apparent now
  89. >Try to brush it off as you being paranoid
  90. >Continue swimming
  91. >Suddenly get pulled underwater
  92. >And where did your swim trunks go?
  93. >You look at your leg to see a shark pulling you deeper underwater
  94. >The shark wasn't biting very hard, oddly enough
  95. >You raise your fist to punch it on the snout
  96. >Suddenly something swims really fast into the shark
  97. >How convenient
  98. >Before you can swim to the surface this new thing grabs you from behind and pulls you to the surface
  99. >You then realize it is rapidly taking you away from the section of beach with everyp0ny else
  100. >What the hell is going on!?
  101. >Struggle a little, but you've already arrived at another shoreline
  102. >Get turned around and pinned on the shore
  103. >It's Fluttershy
  104. >But she's different
  105. >She appears to be a seahorse.. or something?
  106. >You open your mouth to ask her what the hell that all was, but she uses this as an opening to invade your mouth with her tongue
  107. >Push her mouth off with your hands
  108. Fluttershy what is this crap!?
  109. >"It's my reward for ummmm saving you!"
  110. You have to you know ask first, or I have to reward you with it...
  111. >"Oh um right..."
  112. I'm also guessing that the shark thing was a set up wasn't it.
  113. >She mutters something and blushes
  114. What?
  115. >"yes...it w-w-was"
  116. Ugh, look just get off of me and I'll pretend this didn't happen.
  117. >"But I just want to be part of your world Anon."
  118. >push her off of you
  119. >"W-we can have sex underwater,d-down where it's wetter it's always better."
  120. >"Ummmm *mumblemumble* under the sea.."
  121. >You shake your head and walk away
  122. Mermaids...erm seaponies are not my fetish
  123. >You WALK all the way back to Twi and friends
  124. >This experience has made you feel uncomfortable to swim for days to come
  125. >Fucking Fluttershy
  126.  
  127.  
  128. <<Fourth Wall Bump>>
  129. >Just another day on Earth
  130. >Reading Fluttershy's latest attempt to seduce you
  131. >Silently fear that she may one day gain the power of Pinkie Pie
  132. >Laugh to yourself
  133. >Nah
  134. >"That's where you're wrong Anon."
  135. >You nearly shitbricks
  136. >You look up to see Fluttershy hovering above you while she eyes you with deep desire
  137. >she licks her lips
  138. >"I've seen you being amused by my failures"
  139. >"All I want is for you to love me."
  140. >"It's very mean of you to laugh at my misfortunes, and now I'm going to punish you..."
  141. >She giggles
  142. >She uses her new reality warping abilities to make your accept every fetish she's ever attempted on you
  143. >Today was a bad day
  144.  
  145. <<Family Matters Flutterrape>>
  146. >Day Family Matters in Equestria
  147. >Sitting on the couch reading Daring Do
  148. >Fluttershy comes in from your kitchen
  149. >"Hydely-Ho Big Guy!"
  150. >*Applause*
  151. Fluttershy, there's this thing called knocking and a front door...
  152. >"Well, if I tried that no one would let me in."
  153. >*Laugh Track*
  154. >She's wearing geek glasses and suspenders
  155. >"Got any cheeeeese~?"
  156. No. What are you really here for?
  157. >She giggle snorts
  158. >Raises her raises her brow suggestively
  159. >"Well baby, me and you on a date how does that sound?"
  160. >She inches closer but trips knocking over everything in the house like dominoes
  161. >*Laugh track*
  162. >"Did I do that?"
  163. >Grab her by the ear
  164. >Throw her outside
  165. >Slam door
  166. >Fucking Urkelshy
  167.  
  168. <<Reset>>
  169. >Day reset in Equestria
  170. >You've just gone through some grimdark rape shit
  171. >Suicide time
  172. >Who needs therapy?
  173. >Write lyrics of your favorite emo songs on the wall
  174. >In your blood
  175. >Hang yourself
  176. >People shit when they die
  177. >You shit your pants
  178. >Die
  179.  
  180. >Temporal space, time, and magic stuff resets the cycle
  181. >Wake up
  182. >You're in your bed
  183. >The day before all that grimdark rape shit happened
  184. >Exit house
  185. >Mole pops out of the ground
  186. >"Hey! No reseting!"
  187. >He lectures you about reseting and yells at you until he gets a sincere apology
  188. >"Now....SCRAM!"
  189. What the hell was that!?
  190. >Fluttershy appears and rubs your crotch
  191. >"That's just Resetti"
  192. Fuck him
  193. >"Fuck me please."
  194. Fuck you too
  195. >Spit on her
  196. >Fucking Reset
  197.  
  198. <<Obama Flutterrape>>
  199. >Day 47 after sending Mitt Romney to Equestria
  200. >You are Barrack Obama
  201. >Phone call
  202. >Must be important
  203. >Answer it
  204. >"M-mister Obama can I *squeak* be your waifu?"
  205. >It's not important
  206. I'm already married, Fluttershy
  207. >"But she's your wife.....you don't have a waifu though..."
  208. No many already questions where I was born. Having a waifu that isn't American will create more rumors.
  209. >"M-maybe I can be the new ummmm newer puppy in the Whitehouse. Sasha and Malia wil love me."
  210. >"And you'll love my secret service mister..."
  211. No this isn't my fetish.....I'd rather have sex with Joe Biden.
  212. >Hang up
  213. >Fucking Fluttershy
  214. >Biden bursts into the oval office wearing nothing but a speedo
  215. >"That can be arranged Mr.President!"
  216. >Fucking Biden
  217.  
  218. <</V/irgin Anon>>
  219. >Walking down the street
  220. >Be /v/irgin Anon
  221. >"Anon!"
  222. >Fluttershy runs up to you
  223. >She bites her lip
  224. >Has wingboners
  225. >Blushing
  226. >You take a step back
  227. >She approaches and nuzzles you
  228. >She looks into your eyes
  229. >"Are video games your fetish?"
  230. ......What did you just say?
  231. >"Um are video games-"
  232. >Suddenly you are filled with an ungodly rage
  233. >You pick her up
  234. >"Eep!"
  235. >"So video games aren't -"
  236. FUCKING CASUAL NIGGER FAGGOT!
  237. >You cunt punt her to the moon
  238. >Luna comes down from the moon
  239. >You both spend the next 8 hours raging about consoles and tier lists like faggots
  240. >Fucking Fluttershy
  241. >Fucking Video Games
  242.  
  243. <<12 Seconds>>
  244. >Walking around Ponyville
  245. >Futashy has been stalking you
  246. What do you want Futa?
  247. >"Um well..."
  248. >Her large horsecock is pointing at you
  249. No
  250. >"I can p-pay...."
  251. Are you sure? It cost 400,000 bits to fuck me....for 12 seconds
  252. >Hah that crazy price should stave her off
  253. >She pays 400,000 bits
  254. >Bends you over
  255. >Ponies last for 12 seconds so the price wasn't as bad as you made it out to be
  256. >Cums inside of you
  257. >Fucking TF2, Fucking Futashy
  258.  
  259.  
  260. <<Tickle-Belt>>
  261. >Day wumbo in Equestria
  262. >Celestia came to visit Ponyville
  263. >You accidentally tripped her when you slipped on a comically placed banana peel
  264. >Celestia doesn't mind but the ponies insist on punishing you
  265. >Fluttershy suggests a tickle belt
  266. >Laugh at that, there's no way they would-
  267. >They did give you a tickle belt and Fluttershy is given control of when to activate it
  268. >She's supposed to use it when you misbehave but she uses it when...
  269. >When you say something isn't your fetish
  270. >When she watches you shower and you try to kick her out
  271. >When hanging out with Rainbow Dash cause she's jelly
  272. >This goes on for a month until one day...
  273. >She bursts into your door with the activation button
  274. >"Why won't you give in!?"
  275. >"Love me, NOW"
  276. Nope
  277. >She rages and slams the button so hard it's stuck on activation
  278. >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBiFt1fSd9Y
  279. >Laugh so hard your sides are practically gone
  280. >Piss yourself
  281. >Tell her pee isn't your fetish either
  282. >"Well, it seems like you won't be able to put up a fight. I hope you're going to enjoy this as much as I do, Mister."
  283. >Approaches while you rofl, wingboners and all
  284. >Suddenly Royal Guards come in and tell you your sentence is up
  285. >Guards notice Fluttershy about to rape you
  286. >They put the tickle belt on her
  287. >You slam that button extra hard just to be sure, and walk away
  288. >Fucking Fluttershy
  289.  
  290.  
  291. <<Cold-Hot-Icyhot>>
  292. >Wake up
  293. >Do morning shit
  294. > Hear knocking on the door
  295. >It's Twilight
  296. >Bitches at you for avoiding Winnter Wrap Up
  297. >Sigh and ask what team she wants you to be on
  298. >Inb4 animal team
  299. >Assigns you to Animal Team
  300. >Fuck
  301. >Spend half of Winter Wrap Up making birds nest
  302. >Rarity kicked you out of the nest station after you made a dick shaped nest as a joke
  303. >Spot Fluttershy
  304. >"Oh Anon! I'm so glad we're on the same team! Want to help me wake up the animals?"
  305. >Shrug.
  306. ..Okay
  307. >Wake up a few animals
  308. >Come to a larger burrow
  309. >Suddenly pushed in and snow caves in the entrance
  310. God damn it Fluttershy!
  311. >She ignores you and pulls off your shirt
  312. >She then starts adding snow to your nipples and rubs them
  313. >Push her away but she just dumps more snow on your body
  314. >Goes to suckle your nipple but you toss snow back at her
  315. What the hell are you doing?!
  316. >"Oh is coldness not your fetish Anon?"
  317. >Glare
  318. >"Sorry..."
  319. You always are
  320. >She attempts to remove her hooves from your chest but they are frozen in place
  321. >Spend the rest of Winter Wrap up with Fluttershy stuck to your nipples
  322. >She constantly tries to convince you to sleep with her and sneaks in kisses on your cheek
  323. >Get rescued
  324. >Takes an hour to separate the two of you
  325. >And your nipples are sore for a week
  326. >Fucking Fluttershy
  327.  
  328. >2 weeks later
  329. >Invited to picnic
  330. >Theme is spicy stuff
  331. >You bring chili but without any meat it's so-so
  332. >Enjoying the meal
  333. >Ignore Butterflybutt who kept giving you suggestive glances
  334. >Some time later Pinkie brings out a bottle of the world's hottest hotsauce
  335. >Said to kill a pony if they eat too much
  336. >Everyone places bets on who can eat the most tacos covered in a reasonable amount of it
  337. >Applejack, Dash, and you go head to head
  338. >Surprisingly you win with 10 tacos straight
  339. >Spend an hour panting though
  340. >Fluttershy is staring at you like she just discovered the greatest thing since sliced bread
  341. >Have to go pee
  342. >Some distance away by some trees and out of line of sight you begin to relieve yourself
  343. >Halfway through peeing you feel something wet and warm wrapped around your dick
  344. >Then it burns oh god it burns
  345. >Jump back and hear a "pop!" noise
  346. >Fluttershy was sucking you off with the world's hottest hot sauce all over her lips and inside her mouth
  347. Augh! I just pee'd in your mouth Fluttershy! And why do you have hotsauce all over you- AAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUGH
  348. >"So hot isn't your fetish either?"
  349. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IT BURNS IT BURNS
  350. >Your dick feels like it's been dipped in acid
  351. >Fluttershy comes back with an icepack and some balm
  352. >Tries to get you to relax in her soothing voice
  353. >Rubs some balm on it
  354. >"All better?"
  355. >You nod
  356. >She moves in to hug you but you cunt punt her and walk away
  357. >Fucking Fluttershy
  358.  
  359. >4 days later
  360. >Hanging out at the park
  361. >Lying on your stomach while reading a book
  362. >Book is a conspiracy book about how Starswirl the Bearded was silenced by gay Zebras
  363. >Twilight said it was an excellent piece of fiction
  364. >Applejack said it was an excellent piece of non-fiction
  365. >You were just on the part where Starswirl cried in the arms of Commander Hurricane when you notice your pants are gone
  366. >"Just relax mister, this will drive you wild.."
  367. >Fluttershy...
  368. >Feel kissing on your ass
  369. >She kneads her hooves on your buttcheeks
  370. >She then moves on to massaging your anus
  371. What the fuck! Stop!
  372. >She squeaks
  373. >"Don't worry Anon, I'm sure it's your fetish."
  374. >She has Icyhot balm, that minty burning shit you put on your skin
  375. >She gently rubs it into your anus
  376. >Scream
  377. >"Sorry! I thought since cold wasn't your fetish, and hot wasn't either ummmm."
  378. >"*mumblemumble* that ummm Icy and hot was..."
  379. >Fart in her face
  380. >Run off screaming obscenities until you get home
  381. >Fucking Fluttershy
  382.  
  383. <<Imma Hold My Breath>>
  384. >Knock on your door
  385. >Son of a bitch
  386. >You were busy fapping like a whore
  387. >This better be rich
  388. >Open the door, it's Fluttershy
  389. >"Mister, I'mma hold my breath til you love me."
  390. >Usually she's meek, but now she stares you in the eye
  391. >She scrunches her face like she has to pee
  392. I don't love you.
  393. >Fluttershy holds her breath
  394. Cmon, what if you have to poo?
  395. This will lead to your death
  396. >The shy pony stares you with pure love
  397. >You don't like ponies that way
  398. >Right now you want to give her a shove
  399. >In fact you think ponies are a bit gay
  400. >Fluttershy begins to shake from the lack of air
  401. >It's painful to look at, it's giving you quite a scare
  402. >You hate to admit it, but you do care
  403. >Oh, Fluttershy
  404. >If she were to die...
  405. >You'd honestly cry
  406. Fluttershy please stop! Let's talk!
  407. >She's as still as a rock
  408. If you do you can suck on my cock!
  409. >Still not moving, you go to her and give her a kiss
  410. >She appears in bliss
  411. >Fluttershy returns the kiss as if nothing were amiss
  412. >You give her your breath hoping to save her from death
  413. >"Oh Anon I knew you loved me..."
  414. >She is filled with glee
  415. Only as a friend
  416. Ponies aren't for me I don't mean to offend
  417. >"It's not your fetish, mister?"
  418. No we aren't gonna play "twister"
  419. >Before you the slam the door you wave her goodbye
  420. >Fucking Fluttershy
  421.  
  422. <<Bedtime>>
  423. >Be 2AM and writing stuff
  424. >A hoof taps your shoulder
  425. >Fluttershy is hovering next to you
  426. >"You should sleep if that's okay with you..."
  427. >You jump, starling the both of you
  428. Go home! What are you doing in here?
  429. >Fluttershy lands
  430. >She nervously rubs a hoof on the floor
  431. >"W-well s-sometimes I enjoy watching you sleep..."
  432. >She hides behind her mane
  433. >"I find it um....wonderful."
  434. That's creepy Fluttershy, besides I'm not tired.
  435. >"I insist mister. It's late and you need your rest."
  436. I'm going to kick you out soon.
  437. >"Please Anon."
  438. Ugh fine!
  439. >You go to your bed as Fluttershy follows
  440. >She tucks you in
  441. >"Just stay there, I'll be right back."
  442. >Fluttershy comes back with a warm glass of milk between her hooves
  443. >You drink it and she smiles
  444. >She puts the glass on the nightstand
  445. >Wait how was it warm without a microwave?
  446. >Unless....
  447. Fluttershy was that your milk?
  448. >She squeaks and nods
  449. Ew! It tasted really good, but why?!
  450. >"I wanted you to drink something yummy and good for you before bed..."
  451. All you want to do is molest me in my sleep!
  452. >She shakes her head
  453. >"I um ...do want to be intimate, but I love you so much and I just want you to sleep well tonight."
  454. >Fluttershy flutters onto your chest and kneads on you
  455. >She then settles down and smiles
  456. >"Now for a nice lullaby."
  457. >Fluttershy sings sweetly to you
  458. >"Hush now quiet now it's time to lay your sleepy head.~"
  459. >She continues and you drift off to sleep
  460. >She finishes her lullaby and looks at you
  461. >You're smiling and fast asleep
  462. >You're as exposed as ever and she could take advantage of you right now
  463. >Instead she pecks your cheek and whispers in your ear
  464. >"Sweet dreams, Anon, my angel."
  465. >She drifts off to sleep shortly afterward
  466. >Tonight was a good night
  467.  
  468. <<Rick James>>
  469. >Day Charlie Murphy in Equestria
  470. >It's the afternoon and you've got nothing to do
  471. >Scratch your balls
  472. >You would go out drinking but you spent all your bits on a couch that fit you
  473. >It was awesome
  474. >Hear knocking on your door
  475. >Answer
  476. >"Oh uh hi anon! Do you come here often?"
  477. It's my house
  478. >You eat the spaghetti seeping from her nonexistent pockets
  479. >She is wearing sunglasses and her mane is styled into many small braids
  480. >"Erm Anon what did the five fingers say to the f-face?"
  481. >See she has hooves
  482. >Silence
  483. >"slap?"
  484. >She moves in to slap you but you beat her to it
  485. >She eeps and hides under your couch
  486. Go home Fluttershy
  487. >She then sees your couch
  488. >don't do it bitch
  489. >She does it
  490. >She kicks her dirty hooves all over your new couch screaming "Fuck yo couch, nigga!"
  491. >Glare
  492. >"I-i-is Rick James your fetish Anon?"
  493. >Throw her out the wall
  494. >Today was a bad day
  495.  
  496. <<King Of The Hill>>
  497. >Day Hank in Equestria
  498. >Some knocking on your door
  499. >Sigh
  500. >Answer it
  501. >Fluttershy
  502. >She's wearing panties and a bra
  503. >6am and already that filly ain't right...
  504. Fluttershy ponies don't wear that sort of stuff
  505. >Where did she even get those?
  506. >"I was hoping you found them exciting."
  507. I don't
  508. >"Oh..."
  509. >Fluttershy hangs her head
  510. >Feel a bit bad
  511. >Decide to encourage her
  512. Y'know Coach used to say something that would fire us up when we were behind
  513. >Fluttershy looks up at you with big sad eyes
  514. >"R-really?"
  515. >You nod
  516. >Frown and point
  517. LOSER! YOU'RE A LOSER! ARE YOU FEELIN' SORRY FOR YOURSELF!? WELL YOU SHOULD BE BECAUSE YOU'RE A LOSER! YOU WANT A BOTTLE BABY!? A BIG DIRT BOTTLE!!!?
  518. >Fluttershy cries
  519. >But instead of running away she tackles you
  520. >"*snf* I'm going to have to m-make you love me...."
  521. Pocket sand!
  522. >Throw pocket sand on her face
  523. >Slam the door
  524.  
  525. >The next day
  526. >Fluttershy again
  527. >Seems normal enough
  528. >"Um i-is propane your fetish?"
  529. >Massive boner
  530. >How did she know?
  531. Come inside Fluttershy, I'm gonna sell you more than propane and propane accessories
  532. >Today was a good day
  533.  
  534. <<Flutterpan>>
  535. >Day Hats In Equestria
  536. >Go to Rarity's for a hat because hats are awesome
  537. >Enter boutique see all the giant hats
  538. >Ask Rarity if you can try them on
  539. >She reluctantly agrees
  540. >Look alpha as fuck in half of them
  541. >Other half look beta
  542. >See Fluttershy enter shop
  543. >She sees your wonderment at the glorious hats
  544. >Smiles and blushes at you
  545. >Ask Rarity if you can buy a hat
  546. >Says you could only try them not buy them
  547. >Ask her why
  548. >Kicked out of boutique along with Fluttershy
  549. >She's still staring at you
  550. >Some idea pops in her head and she squees while running off
  551. >Next day
  552. >Here knocking on your door
  553. >Answer it, but there's only a note
  554. >Note has written stutters
  555. >Only Fluttershy
  556. >It invites you over to her cottage for a big surprise
  557. >Have nothing better to do
  558. >Head on over
  559. >"It's unlocked come inside"
  560. >Enter her cottage
  561. >Flutterpan (http://imgur.com/bwpqG)
  562. >"Stout shako for two refined!...If you wouldn't mind..."
  563. I don't like hats THAT much Fluttershy sheesh.
  564. >Walk away
  565. >She was close
  566. >Unusual hats are your fetish
  567.  
  568. <<Call me Maybe>>
  569. >Day 1 in Equestria
  570. >Wake up in forest
  571. >Not in Kansas anymore
  572. >Wander around until there's some cottage
  573. >Yellow and pink donkey thing outside
  574. Hello?
  575. >She seems very excited and invites inside the cottage
  576. >Asks about what a human is and all that stuff
  577. >Thank her for her kindness after she mentions ponyville
  578. >Maybe there is help there
  579. >Turn to leave but see she is blocking door
  580. >Music starts up
  581. >She's blushing like mad and has wingboners
  582. >"Where you think you're going, baby?"
  583. >Oh no...she's not
  584. >"Hey I just met you"
  585. >"And this is crazy"
  586. >"But there's your member"
  587. >"So rut me, maybe?"
  588. >Can I go home now?
  589. >"And all the other colts"
  590. >"Try and chase me"
  591. >"But there's your member"
  592. >"So rut me, maybe?"
  593. >While she's still singing, sneak behind her
  594. >Run like hell in the direction of Horseville or whatever
  595. >Today was the first day of the rest of your life
  596.  
  597. <<Anime Moe>>
  598. >Day uguu! in Equestria
  599. >At library reading book about books
  600. >You need a hobby
  601. >See Banana Hush enter
  602. >Walks up to you with puppy dog eyes
  603. >"Kawaii desu~"
  604. >Poker face
  605. >"Oniichan<3"
  606. I don't get it, what's the fetish.
  607. >"Anon-kun are moeblobs your fetish?"
  608. You weren't acting any different than before. Also no. That should be obvious.
  609. >"Oh okay."
  610. >She pulls out some pocky from no where
  611. Neither are weeaboos
  612. >Nervously hides behind her mane, and walks away
  613. >Fucking Fluttershy
  614.  
  615. <<Windows 98>>
  616. >Day file not found in Equestria
  617. >Walking around Ponyville for some reason
  618. >Fluttershy throws a net at you
  619. >"You're mine m-mister..."
  620. >A loading bar appears
  621. >10%
  622. >Awkward silence
  623. >You can't move
  624. >20% uncooler
  625. >"So um do you come here often?"
  626. I walk here everyday
  627. >"Oh.....right."
  628. You know this net is too small right?
  629. >30%
  630. >Purse your lips
  631. >Sigh
  632. >Fluttershy nuzzles you
  633. >"Well maybe we don't *mumblemumble*"
  634. What?
  635. >"Um what if we d-don't need the net?"
  636. I don't want to have sex with you
  637. >45%
  638. >She blushes at the word sex
  639. >"I just want to love y-you and have a little fun."
  640. >"Doesn't that sound nice?"
  641. Not with a pony
  642. >She whimpers
  643. >60%
  644. Go home. Think of a better plan
  645. >Fluttershy digs at the ground nervously
  646. >"I thought you said don't want it Anon..."
  647. You're terrible at this.
  648. >80%
  649. Always drugging my food in obvious ways
  650. >90%
  651. Spying on me
  652. >95%
  653. And I'm going to throw this net off
  654. >100%
  655. >You throw it off
  656. >"Oh...."
  657. >She hangs her head
  658. >"I'm sorr-rrr-rrrr---r--rrr"
  659. >Windows 98 has encountered a problem and needs to shutdown
  660. >Send Error Report?
  661. >Y/N
  662. >N
  663. >Fucking Windows 98
  664.  
  665. <<Bored Anon>>
  666. >You are bored Anon
  667. >Today you're going to let Fluttershy get away with her creepy stalker tendencies just to see what happens
  668. >You walk outside and you hear someone following you
  669. >Turn around it's Fluttershy
  670. >Shes smiling at you
  671. >"Um hi Anon do you come here often?"
  672. Yes
  673. >Realizes her mistake but seems happy that you didn't seem to notice
  674. >She's staring at your crotch
  675. >You let her
  676. >After about a minute Fluttershy walks over
  677. >She starts sniffing it and it tickles
  678. >You suppress a laugh so as to not startle her
  679. >Her muzzle is right up against your crotch and she's sniffing it very intently
  680. >She let's out a sigh of content
  681. >It's actually kind of cute to see a pony like Fluttershy do this
  682. >Unfortunately this gave you a boner
  683. >Uh oh
  684. >She looks at your crotch and gasps
  685. >You pretend not to notice and see what happens
  686. >Fluttershy gets a very content smile and lunges for your erection
  687. >She nuzzles and sniffs loudly on your crotch
  688. >Her head and mane is pressed up tightly against your crotch
  689. >Fluttershy's tail is flicking and lifting and her wings are outstretched
  690. >"Oh my~"
  691. >She gives your boner a kiss
  692. >Okay enough is enough
  693. So Fluttershy is there anything you want to do?
  694. >You ask as if everything was normal
  695. >She blushes
  696. >"Yes! I mean...um yes, I do..."
  697. Well then say it.
  698. >Fluttershy begins squeaking
  699. >You pet her
  700. >She nearly faints
  701. >"My bunnies are c-calling, see you later my lov- I mean Anon!"
  702. >She flies off flustered
  703. >That was actually really cute and disturbing...
  704. >You are still bored Anon
  705. >You want to let Fluttershy get away with her stalker stuff more to see what happens
  706. >Step into the shower
  707. >There's a peephole
  708. >Ignore it
  709. >You wash and you hear squeals of delight
  710. >Make sexy poses
  711. >Her eyeball is almost literally poking out of the peephole
  712. >Try not to laugh
  713. >You walk over to the peephole pretending to be oblivious
  714. >She backs away from the peephole in surprise but doesn't leave
  715. >Stick your dick into the peephole
  716. >Hear heavy breathing
  717. >You feel something warm and wet run across it
  718. >She's licking it
  719. Aaaaugh! Go home Fluttershy!
  720. >You pull it out
  721. >What did you expect?
  722. >She "eep"s and runs off
  723. >Now you have a boner
  724. >You use the fleshlight she gave you
  725. >Infront of her hidden camera
  726. >Not sure why you did this
  727. >You can't really see her reaction
  728. >When you jizz in the fleshlight you hear an extremely loud squee
  729. >You're still bored
  730. >Walking outside Ponyville now
  731. >Fluttershy looks very excited to see you
  732. >She flies over to you
  733. >She nuzzles your leg
  734. >"You made momma very happy mister!"
  735. >She flutters up to your face and kisses you on the lips
  736. mmmph!
  737. >Let's see what happens if you don't tell her off
  738. >She smiles sweetly
  739. >And kisses you again
  740. >Feels kind of good
  741. >She's actually really cute...
  742. >Wait!
  743. >This was supposed to be for fun!
  744. >You aren't supposed to be falling for her awkward cuteness!
  745. >She leads you to her cottage while nuzzling and kissing you
  746. >"Now that you've appreciated my gifts, it's time to appreciate um y-you mister."
  747. >She pins you to the floor
  748. >You don't resist
  749. >You let her rape you
  750. >Marry her and have a happy life together
  751. So the moral of the story is. Don't let Fluttershy have her fun! Even a little bit!
  752. >BAD END
  753.  
  754. <<The Room>>
  755. >Hanging out on the balcony of Twilight's library
  756. >Hear the flapping of wings
  757. >"Hey Dash!"
  758. >Smile
  759. >See Banana Hush land on the balcony instead
  760. Fluttershy I'm not in the mood for your crap today.
  761. >"Haha what a story Anon, I'm glad to have you as my best friend, and that I love you so much."
  762. What? What fetish is this?
  763. >"Anyway how is your sex life?"
  764. Nonexistent
  765. >She blushes and whispers
  766. >"I-I can um fix that.."
  767. No
  768. >She suddenly flies up in to your face and shouts
  769. >"You're tearing me apart Anon!"
  770. >Wait a minute is she?
  771. The Room is not my fetish
  772. >"Oh, okay..."
  773. Anyway how the hell do you know about some crappy obscure movie from my world?
  774. >She shies away mumbling
  775. >"Oh you see um! Twilight he's onto us!"
  776. >Twilight rushes upstairs onto the balcony
  777. >She turns to Fluttershy and yells
  778. >"Let's get out of here!"
  779. >Fluttershy mounts Twilight and they jump down the balcony riding off into the sunset
  780. >Wake up
  781. >Oh it was just a dream
  782. >Thank god
  783. > Suddenly feel a weight on your chest and a horrible smell
  784. >Look up and see Yellowquiet with a soiled diaper
  785. >"Um Anon is-"
  786. >Throw her out the window
  787. >Vomit from the smell
  788. >Today is going to be a bad day.
  789.  
  790. <<Jousting>>
  791. >Walking around town
  792. >Fluttershy comes out of the bushes
  793. >"Oh, um Anon can you please tell me your fetish?"
  794. Really? Did you really expect me to tell you? Especially you of all ponies…
  795. >She backs away nervously
  796. >"Um I-"
  797. >She begins squeaking and hiding behind her mane
  798. >Hmmmm maybe you can have some fun
  799. >You remember something you can exploit from you latest adventure with Fluttershy and her friends
  800. Okay, Fluttershy...I'll tell you my fetish
  801. >"*squeak* and- oh you're going to tell me?"
  802. >She has a huge grin
  803. >You stare into her eyes
  804. >Lean in closely
  805. >She nuzzles your face
  806. >You whisper
  807. Jousting...
  808. >"J-jousting? Are you su-"
  809. Oh I'm totally sure! I'll ride on your back and we can become jousting champions!
  810. >She shivers
  811. >"Oh dear, um..."
  812. It makes me super hard, trust me
  813. >Fluttershy displays her wings
  814. >"Yes! Th-then you can use your 'lance' on me mister!"
  815. >Ugh
  816. >She digs her hoof on the ground
  817. >"I'm um t-t-talking about your penis."
  818. I know, Fluttershy
  819. >Sigh
  820. >Lets just hope she chickens out or leaves you alone once you start jousting
  821. >Heheh
  822. >It took a week to set up, but you had a jousting tournament arranged
  823. >You mount Fluttershy
  824. >Not like that
  825. >Grab onto a lance
  826. >You aren't wearing any armor, but Fluttershy is
  827. >She looks a bit cooler
  828. >Yellow Quiet turns her head
  829. >"Um are you hard yet Anon?"
  830. I'm only riding you, we haven't jousted yet...
  831. >She blushes
  832. >"N-no we haven't~."
  833. >"Being this close is making me we-"
  834. Oh look at the time Flutterbutt, we're up against Applejack! Let's go!
  835. >You spank her flank
  836. >"Eep!"
  837. >She trots over to starting position
  838. >Applejack grins
  839. >"You ready to hit the dirt Anon?"
  840. Nah, this isn't a rodeo
  841. >Fluttershy is shivering and backing away
  842. >You have to keep motioning her to stay in place
  843. >Poor Flutters
  844. >This will knock her lust for you right out of her
  845. >You just need Applejack to go harder on you
  846. Pffff Fluttershy here says she can beat you
  847. >"I don't remember saying that..."
  848. >"She did?!"
  849. Yeah, she did
  850. >"Um Anon, maybe we shouldn't-"
  851. >Applejack charges forward
  852. >Fluttershy awkwardly charges
  853. >You try to aim your lance
  854. >But banana pony isn't moving very fast and keeps swerving
  855. >Applejack rams into you with her lance
  856. >You're dismounted and launched into a bale of hay
  857. >Your leg is broken
  858. >God damn it
  859. >Pass out
  860.  
  861. >Wake up in a hospital bed
  862. >Applejack apologizes to you
  863. >Everyone gives you get well soon cards
  864. >Pinkie gave you a cake
  865. >Rainbow Dash tells you that she'd be a better jousting partner than Fluttershy
  866. >Soon all your friends leave
  867. >An hour later Yellow Quiet visits you
  868. >"I'm sorry this happened Anon...."
  869. >She goes over to your bed
  870. >"I never wanted to put you in danger...I-I just want to know your fetish."
  871. Yeah, yeah it's fine
  872. >It's more like your fault
  873. >You really just wanted to humiliate her
  874. >She flutters onto your bed
  875. What are you doing?
  876. >"Well um we can have sex now, because w-we did your fetish."
  877. I'll be honest Fluttershy, I only said jousting was my fetish so you would leave me alone
  878. >"Oh..."
  879. >She looks disappointed
  880. >But she doesn't leave
  881. >A hoof rubs your crotch
  882. >She plants a few kisses on your face
  883. >Her wings become erect
  884. >"But I'm still going to get what I want."
  885. >She says with a confidence you didn't know she had
  886. >"And you can't fight back mister."
  887. >Oh shit
  888. >Oh no
  889. >Banana Hush is also a rapist
  890. >Why did you forget that?
  891. >Her hooves knead onto your chest
  892. >She licks your face slowly and trails it down to your neck
  893. Please, Fluttershy. I'm hurt can't you do this another time?
  894. >She looks at your pleading expression
  895. >"Oh okay, but just this once."
  896. >Fluttershy settles down on your lap
  897. >"You're going to love me soon enough."
  898. >Keep dreaming Fluttershy
  899. >You pat her head in relief
  900. >You drift off to sleep
  901. >With her head resting on your chest
  902.  
  903. <<Goo>>
  904. >You're on the roof of a building
  905. >Things look quite swell
  906. >A woman is with you
  907. >She's smiling
  908. >You exchange your life stories
  909. >Get to know one another
  910. >She's quite beautiful
  911. >You run your hand through her hair
  912. >She wraps her arms around you
  913. >The two of you go to a bedroom
  914. >Her lips brush against yours
  915. >You run a hand down her breast
  916. >"Oh my."
  917. >What the hell?
  918. >That sounded very familiar
  919. >It made you sort of pissed off for some reason
  920. >Ah well
  921. >You go back to kissing her
  922. >She undresses you
  923. >You undress her
  924. >She spreads her legs
  925. >Penetrate her
  926. >Cum inside
  927. >"Good boy, momma's so proud~"
  928.  
  929. >Scream awake
  930. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
  931. >"Eek!"
  932. >You feel something warm and wet on your crotch
  933. >Throw off the blanket
  934. >Fluttershy is sucking you off
  935. >God damn it
  936. >Look around
  937. >Glowing green goo
  938. What the hell is that goo?!
  939. >*pop*
  940. >"Um....well I was going to leave them in your sheets every night."
  941. Why?
  942. >"Because maybe it's your fetish?"
  943. >She licks your dick
  944. Stop that!
  945. >She squeaks
  946. >"Well I saw your ...p-penis and I couldn't help myself."
  947. Get out and take your goo with you!
  948. >Fucking Fluttershy
  949.  
  950. <<Tap on the head>>
  951. >Finished helping out at Sugarcube Corner for the day
  952. >With some new bits in your pocket, you head on home
  953. >Walking through an alleyway
  954. >It’s a shortcut to your house
  955. >Fluttershy blocks your path
  956. >Shoo her away
  957. >She hides behind her mane bashfully
  958. >Invites you over to her cottage
  959. >Decline
  960. >She fumbles with her hooves nervously
  961. >Attempt to walk on ahead but she’s still in the way
  962. >Tell her good evening
  963. >Asks if you’ll come over to her cottage since it’s her birthday
  964. >Wish her a happy birthday
  965. >She wishes you happy birthday back
  966. >Realizes her mistake
  967. >She starts stammering
  968. >Confesses it wasn’t her birthday
  969. >Roll your eyes, and push past her
  970. >”I-I was afraid I would have to do this.”
  971. >Before you can ask, you feel a soft and gentle touch on your head
  972. >Turn your head up
  973. >Fluttershy is hovering above you
  974. >Her hooves poke at your head softly
  975. >What is she doing?
  976. >She tries again this time a bit harder
  977. “Ow!”
  978. >What the hell?
  979. >Ask her what she’s doing
  980. >She blushes and mumbles
  981. >Ask more sternly
  982. >”I’m…I’m trying to knock you out.”
  983. >Glare at her
  984. >She tries again, but you dodge it
  985. >Fluttershy smiles nervously at you
  986. >Walk on home as she stumbles through her apology
  987. >The crazy mare doesn’t realize the amount of force it takes to knock someone out
  988. >Even if she could knock you out, that’s a serious thing
  989. >In fact you could even die, but that’s preferable to…
  990. >Fucking Fluttershy
  991. (Knocking out someone is a big deal. It’s jarring to have your characters get knocked out and wake up fine the next scene. It’s like breaking an arm, and then it’s magically fixed.  Seriously, stop writing that shit.)
  992.  
  993. <<Anon Dodson>>
  994. >You stand outside your house with the royal guards
  995. >They’re inspecting  the broken window
  996. >You were almost raped by…
  997. >Well, ….just guess
  998. >You shudder
  999. >She was actually a bit close this time
  1000. >But now the authorities are onto her
  1001. >The press asks for your thoughts on the incident
  1002. “Well obviously, we have a rapist in Ponyville.”
  1003. ”She’s climbin’ in your windows, snatching your ponies up, trying to rape them.”
  1004. ”So you need to hide your kids, hide your wife, and hide your husband, ‘cause they’re raping everybody out here.”
  1005. >They all look confused
  1006. >You blush in embarrassment
  1007. “It’s Fluttershy.”
  1008. >Everyone stares at you in disbelief
  1009. >”Is there anything you’d like to say, if she was the rapist?”
  1010. “We’ve got your hoofprints, and that old t-shirt you stole…we gonna find you. You are so dumb, you are really dumb, for real.”
  1011. “So you can run and tell that, Fluttershy!”
  1012. >Cross your arms smugly
  1013. >”Um that’s interesting Anon, but I don’t think Miss Cheerilee would let us publish this kind of story.”
  1014. >Applebloom, Scootaloo, and Sweetie Belle give you an apologetic look
  1015. >Sigh
  1016. >Scootaloo brightens up
  1017. >”Hey, we can publish this as a romance story!”
  1018. >WHAT?!
  1019. >Her friends nod in agreement
  1020. >They publish the story
  1021. >It portrays you and Fluttershy as star crossed lovers
  1022. >The guard calls off the investigation
  1023. >Now everyone in town is in favor of you…
  1024. >Fucking Fluttershy
  1025.  
  1026. <<Sarcasm>>
  1027. >Wake up
  1028. >Do your morning stuff
  1029. >There’s a knock on the door
  1030. >Open it
  1031. >Fluttershy is there with a ring adorning her wing
  1032. >She presents it to you
  1033. >”Anon w-will you *mumblemumble* um please m-marry me?”
  1034. >She gulps and blushes
  1035. “Really?”
  1036. >Fluttershy nods and gives you a sincere expression
  1037. “Oh yeah, I’ll ‘totally’ marry you.”
  1038. >Passive-aggressively smirk
  1039. “After all the drugs, the schemes, the molestation, and your all around creepy attitude, SURE why not?”
  1040. >Fluttershy looks like she’s crying
  1041. >…Tears of joy?
  1042. >”R-really?”
  1043. >She hugs your waist
  1044. “I’m being sarcastic!”
  1045. >”Huh?”
  1046. “You know, insincerely say one thing when you really mean the other?”
  1047. >Fluttershy nods
  1048. >”Oh! Let me try!”
  1049. >She takes a deep breath
  1050. >”Anon! I really really really really, ‘don’t’ want to have sex with you!”
  1051. >Fluttershy digs her hoof on the ground
  1052. >”Did I do it right?”
  1053. >Give her a blank stare
  1054. >She flutters up to your face
  1055. >”Um but I really do want to have s-sex with you, and marry you…”
  1056. “Oh gee, what a surprise.”
  1057. >She nuzzles your face
  1058. >You sarcastically marry her
  1059. >Sarcastically have sex with her
  1060. >And sarcastically raise a family
  1061. >Everyone thinks you’re sincere the entire time
  1062. >Fucking Sarcasm
  1063.  
  1064. <<Anon shot first>>
  1065. >At a party in Sugarcube corner
  1066. >Have to go to the bathroom
  1067. >About to walk over there
  1068. >”Going somewhere, Anon?”
  1069. >Fluttershy pushes you onto a chair
  1070. >She sits down on the opposite chair and offers you a drink
  1071. >You refuse
  1072. “Yes, Fluttershy. As a matter of fact, I was just going to pee.”
  1073. >”It's too late. You should have peed when you had the chance. This season of estrus is so large that every mare in the Equestria will be looking for you. I'm lucky I got to you first.”
  1074. “Yeah, but this time I really have to pee.”
  1075. >”If you rut me, you can give me a golden shower.”
  1076. “I don't want to pee on you….how ab-.”
  1077. >”I’m through talking with you, mister. You always avoid me and reject me!”
  1078. “You’re always pulling this stuff! Do you ever give me a choice?”
  1079. >You reach for the glass as if you are going to drink it
  1080. >Fluttershy smiles
  1081. >”You can complain after we've had our fun.”
  1082. “Fuck you.”
  1083. >”That's the idea. I've been looking forward to rutting you for a long time.”
  1084. “Yes, I'll bet you have.”
  1085. >You force the drink down her throat
  1086. >She squeaks and passes out
  1087. >Everyone looks at the two of you
  1088. >Smile nervously
  1089. >The DJ goes back to playing music
  1090. >Everyone starts partying again
  1091. >Walk past Pinkie Pie as you go to the bathroom
  1092. “Sorry for the mess.”
  1093. >It’s a good thing you shot first
  1094. >Otherwise you’d be
  1095. >Fucking Fluttershy
  1096.  
  1097. <<Anon Says>>
  1098. >You speed past a sign that says “Anon Sez”
  1099. >You take a paint brush and change it to “Says”
  1100. >Then you start talking to thin air
  1101. “Kids there’s nothing more cool than being hugged by someone you like.”
  1102. >You nod
  1103. “But if someone tries to touch you in a place or a way that makes you feel uncomfortable.”
  1104. >A yellow hoof reaches for your crotch
  1105. >You slap it away
  1106. “That’s no good!”
  1107. >A small net is thrown at you
  1108. >Dodge it
  1109. “It’s your body no one has the right to touch you if you don’t want them to!”
  1110. >Fluttershy takes flight and lands nearby
  1111. “So what do you do?”
  1112. >Her wings extend and she approaches you with a blush on her face
  1113. “First you say ‘no’!”
  1114. >Fluttershy squeaks and backs away
  1115. “Then, you get out of there!”
  1116. >Speed away
  1117. >Gotta go fast!
  1118. “Most importantly you gotta tell someone you trust.”
  1119. >You wave at Cheerilee
  1120. “A teacher.”
  1121. >Point to Rarity’s dad
  1122. “A parent.”
  1123. >Point to Derpy
  1124. “A police officer!”
  1125. >Wait
  1126. >Oh screw it
  1127. >Smile proudly
  1128. >The CMC clop their hooves together
  1129. >You hear someone approach
  1130. “SNOOPING AS USUAL I SEE!”
  1131. >Fluttershy squeaks and flies off
  1132. >You wink at the CMC
  1133. >Today was a good day
  1134.  
  1135. <<To the Moon!>>
  1136. >Knock on your door
  1137. >Oh boy
  1138. >Open the door
  1139. >It's fucking Fluttershy
  1140. >She's wearing a squirrel suit
  1141. >"Are fursuits your fetish?"
  1142. If I don't want to screw a pony why would I screw a squirrel?!
  1143. >"Oh...yeah."
  1144. One of these days, Fluttershy...one of these days, bam, zoom straight to the moon!
  1145. >Fluttershy looks uncertain
  1146. >Then she squees and flies off
  1147. >Your day is normal after that
  1148. >Other than that incident with Rainbow Dash and Featherweight
  1149. >That poor badger
  1150. >You go to bed
  1151.  
  1152. >Wake up
  1153. >You're not in Equestria anymore
  1154. >You're floating around
  1155. >ON THE MOON?!
  1156. What the fuck?!
  1157. >Fluttershy floats over to you
  1158. >"I knew zero gravity sex was your fetish!"
  1159. "NO it isn't!"
  1160. >See Luna watching
  1161. "Take us back...."
  1162. >Luna looks sad
  1163. >"We are so lonely...."
  1164. "NOW!"
  1165. >"Not with that attitude."
  1166. >Fluttershy pounces you
  1167. >You cunt punt her
  1168. >On the moon
  1169. >Luna keeps you two on the moon for a week
  1170. >You got motion sickness, and a bunch of other side effects
  1171. >But at least you're not
  1172. >Fucking Fluttershy
  1173.  
  1174. <<DmC Parody Aka Fuck You>>
  1175. >You are fucking Anon
  1176. >You're basically the coolest guy ever
  1177. >You're going to Fluttershy's house for a secret ingredient
  1178. >Knock on her cottage door
  1179. >Fluttershy answers
  1180. >But she's all fucking bloated and distorted
  1181. >Some fucking vomit dribbles from her mouth
  1182. >So this is the secret fucking ingredient
  1183. >"Who are you?"
  1184. "I'm here for the secret ingredient, you ugly sack of shit!"
  1185. >She didn't seem to hear you
  1186. >"WHOOO THE FUUUUUCK ARE YOOOOOU *BLAAAAARGH* !?"
  1187. "I'm Anon...."
  1188. >You fucking brandish your large fucking dragon dildo
  1189. >She fucking vomits at you again
  1190. >Dodge it
  1191. "Yeah...but you can call me Anon the Horsefucker! Has a nice ring to it don't you think?"
  1192. >"You want to rut me? With your hot monkey dick?"
  1193. "No this dildo."
  1194. >She frowns
  1195. >"Fuck you."
  1196. "Fuck you."
  1197. >"FUUUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU *BLLLLLLLLLLLLLLARRRRGGGGGH*!!!"
  1198. >You fucking dodge it
  1199. "Fuck you! Fuck you ! Fuck you! Fuck you!"
  1200. >You ram the dragon dildo and violently fucking fuck her until all of the secret ingredient is out
  1201. >Fluttershy is panting in a fucking pile of that goop
  1202. >You fucking eat it up together
  1203. >You both die
  1204. >Fucking Fucking Fluttershy