Pastebin launched a little side project called HostCabi.net, check it out ;-)Don't like ads? PRO users don't see any ads ;-)
Guest

Uncle Buckus

By: Drexel on Mar 27th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 0.96 KB  |  hits: 26  |  expires: Never
download  |  raw  |  embed  |  report abuse  |  print
This paste has a previous version, view the difference. Text below is selected. Please press Ctrl+C to copy to your clipboard. (⌘+C on Mac)
  1. Name: Uncle Buckus (no relation)
  2. Gender: Male
  3. Race: Zebra
  4. Alignment: LE
  5. Deity: Celestia (Praise pony Jesus!)
  6. Hits 5/5
  7. Class: Deathsinger (Bard/Necro)
  8. Talent: Reverse Vitiligo (+2 Bluff)
  9. Skills:
  10. -Heightened Senses(racial): passive; +1 to perception-based rolls (spotting, searching, listening, etc)
  11. -Despair: drive target into suicidal depression
  12. -Bluff: whatever you say to someone, they firmly believe it. Critical failure makes target more likely to stop helping you.
  13. -Cheap Shot: weapon; outside of combat, this skill is automatic and renders the target helpless. In combat, 9+ renders the target helpless.
  14.  
  15. Weapons:
  16. Nunchaku(Dual Weapon)
  17. Nighstick(Fencing)
  18.  
  19.  
  20.  
  21. Traits:
  22. "Zibbras don't know a thing about workin...they lazy and they smell bad. Not like them Ponys..they got them colorful coats and pretty manes and the smell good. Heck I even bet their shit smells just like fresh grass clippins. Point is that dey ain't no worse thinf on dis eoirf dan a Zibbra.""