Chucklehooves the Clown

Name: Chucklehooves the Clown

Gender: Male

Race: Earth Pony

Hits: 6/6

Class: Deathsinger [Bard/Necromancer]

CM: Sad Clown Face (+2 Despair)

 

Skills:

-Tough: passive; Earth ponies take 1 additional hit before becoming helpless as well as 1 extra wound once they become helpless, for a total of 6 hits and 6 wounds without other modifiers. They can also lift, carry and move heavier objects than unicorns or pegasi.

-Despair: once per combat or conversation; using suggestion and dark intonations, you weaken the target’s resolve. The effects of rolling failures against this target are greatly reduced. Sure to leave anyone in a bad mood.

-Cheap Shot: recharge 1, weapon; outside of combat, this skill is automatic and renders the target helpless. In combat, 9+ renders the target helpless.

-Con Artist: on success, whatever you say, no one thinks you are trying to deceive them. Characters with evidence or knowledge contrary to your claim may still readily disprove you. Outlandish or ridiculous statements can still get you in trouble. Can also forge documents.

 

 

Weapons:

Kitchen Knife

Water sprayer.

Cannon

 

Inventory:

Clown Hat

Blue Wig

Clown Makeup

Red rubber nose

Clown Horseshoes

Clown Horn

Pack of Cigarettes

Lighter

Bottle of Hard Cider

Medication

Note from Therapist

Divorce Papers

 

Traits:

Gray disheveled, unshaven Earth pony with clown makeup, a red nose, and a wig. Carrying a half empty bottle of hard cider.

 

Backstory:

You wanna know what's funny? When you spend your whole life pursuing your dream...only to have your wife leave you, take the kids, the house, the dog, the car. She TOOK MY CLOWN CAR! For SOME PRENCH MIME! Ohhh....and you wanna know what's REALLLY HILARIOUS?! Now you got the divorce settlement and child support...so you can't afford to finish Clown School. Your stuck doing two-bit birthday parties just to keep food on your table and the settlement payments up. Oh-Oh! And THIS'LL make you chuckle! Those Birthday parties?...Well yeah those are gone. One day you show up to one after having one two many apple ciders if you know what I mean. And suddenly you got parents yelling at you for being drunk, doing lewd puppets shows, and having a dramatic breakdown in front of their kids. And now they got their kids asking. "Mommy? What's a dumb stuck up selfish cunt?" OH IT'S ONLY THE NIGHTMARE SHE-DEVIL WITCH THAT HAUNTS ME WITH ALIMONY PAYMENTS AND A CUSTODY BATTLE OVER MY FUCKING KIDS!!!!!............

 

........*sob*.........I'm hopeless.......everypony left me....... *sob*....... I'm a shitty clown........no one will ever- OH WHAT?.....YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY? A BUCKET OF LAUGHS HUH?! I'LL SHOW YOU FUNNY COME HERE YOU FUCKIN-

 

*sounds of glass breaking*