Title:           Fluttershy
Author:          Dreamlander
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/Z7ZsT9CS
First Edit:      Friday 28th of September 2012 01:31:23 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Friday 28th of September 2012 01:31:23 PM CDT

 Imnewhere 09/28/12(Fri)00:26 No.4733039
 
    >day howtheF***doyoudogreentext in Equestria
    >wakeup WAAAY to early after your all-nighter watching a star-wars marathon with spike (had to do something with the kid considering you pork his sister in front of him half the time)
    >Try to start morning routine, groggy as hell
    >walk into kitchen have half a heart attack when Mos Eisley Cantina theme starts
    >turn to your right to see YellownDesprite with her skin and hair dyed blue and done up in tentacle looking things like the slut dancers
    What the F***, its to early for this Sh**!!
    >Throw chair at Bluershy and turn around to see her now dressed up as Guedo with a gun pointed to your abdomen
    Jo Jabba goomba con-con coo-coo bon bon
    >pull gun out of holster and shoot her A**
    >where the F*** did I get that gun from
    >run and try to take refuge in bathroom
    >open door, Relentlessnyellow has hair done up in buns wearing a white robe
    >turns to look at me
    Aren't you a little small for a storm trooper?
    >stare at her, debating for a brief moment
    >Flutterbuns begins to slide robe down shoulder
    >NOPE.jpg
    >grab plunger, shove her down toilet
    >Run back to bedroom hopping you can barricade yourself inside
    >only to open door to see a large sphere opening with DarthShy rotating in a chair to face you
    F*** me and together we shall rule Pleasure Town (subtle Anchorman reference)
    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
    >Blackness
    >She chokes you out
    >wakeup in your bed
    Oh god, I'm glad that was a dream
    >feel an odd weight being bounced on your winkie
    >small green man riding you rev. cowboy
    >turns to look at you
    Large you are, pleasured am I
    >F**king Yoda
    >Not Fluttershy
 
 
 
 Disc Ward !An5R0DiSCo 09/28/12(Fri)00:47 No.4733457
 
    >Day MEDIC! in Equestraia
    >wake up
    >get coffee from dispenser
    >thank Engiejack for the coffee
    >you strap up all the necessary things for your gear, grab your Direct Hit and walk outside
    >explosions, explosions everywhere
    >Suddenly, HeavyShy appears holding a unicorn with her hand up her marehood, using the unfortunate unicorn as a minigun
    >"IS TEAM FORTRESS 2 YOUR FETISH, ANON? OR IS BEING CREDIT TO TEAM?"
    >You run away, and fire all 4 blasts in quick succession at her
    >She gibs apart
    >you fuck SniperSparkle as a celebratory fuck
    >So, this means you're not...
    >Fucking Fluttershy
 
 
 Dreamlander 09/28/12(Fri)04:23 No.4736694
 
    >>4736570
 
    >Day of Monochrome in Equestria!
    >Awaken, and slip into bathroom,
    >You never know if No. 2 Pencilbutt is looking
    >Take shower, get breakfa-
    >*KNOCK-KNOCK-KNOCK* "i-if that's okay.."
    >Open door. And she isn't yellow.
    >Standing on hind legs, painted black and white, with round ears glued over her horse ears
    >Wearing Kimono
    >"A-Anon? Are Pandorians your fetish?"
    "Pandorians!?"
    >She holds up the new (collectors edition) of WoW: Mists of Pandera!
    "Uh.. no, no, not my fetish.. but.. you know what? I'll do ANYTHING for that box and its contents."
    >"Like.. tell me your fetish?"
    "Uh.. not THAT far.. but, I will screw your brains out."
    >"I'll take it!" *Squee!*
    >Grab, drag, molest
    >You're playing Mists now, even as you're..
    >FUCKING FLUTTERSHY!