- > Twilight went and got all the ponies to come outside.
- > What the hell, there are all colors of ponies here.
- > Even a rainbow one.
- > Wait, is she flying?
- “HOLY CRAP, A FLYING PONY!”
- > You quickly turn to Twilight for answers and then you see a little horn on her head.
- “WHAT THE FUCK?! ARE YOU A UNICORN?!”
- > Your jimmies are at maximum rustle.
- > You faint.
- > You wake up a few minutes later and you see a yellow pony right above you.
- > She’s floating.
- > What.
- > You faint again.
- > You awake, again, and it seems you’re in a wood building.
- > How did you get here?
- > You then realize you’re on the floor.
- “Ew, Ew, Ew, EW! Why am I on the floor?!”
- > You quickly stand up, but you hit your head on the roof.
- > You fall back down and start to go back to dreamland again..
- > ”Nonononononononono! You must have a concussion! Stay awake!”
- > You feel like your body is covered in heat and you see a purple aura surrounding you.
- > feelsgoodman.jpg
- > That feel doesn’t last long because you are then violently shaken back and forth.
- > The. worst. possible. thing.
- > You faint.. AGAIN.
- > You wake up.
- > Where are you?
- > More importantly, who are you?
- > Also, why is there a pony standing above you with a worried look?
- > Can ponies even have worried looks?
- > You ponder this as a splitting headache knocks unconscious.
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