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By: DrAnon on Nov 25th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 11.21 KB  |  hits: 250  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Day GOD DANM IT, MOTHER FUCKING BONNER!!!!
  2. >you were lying in bed in, semi- conscious
  3. >when your dick decided it would be a good idea to stand to attention to a stray thought of….
  4. >…the think folds of flesh cradling you like a newbor-
  5. “GAH! FUCK!”
  6. >Its only morning wood!
  7. >that’s all
  8. >you are NOT attracted to ponies!
  9. >fat or thin
  10. >least of all fucking Fluttershy!
  11. >”you sure about that bro? Cause I know you’re feeling an itch”
  12. “Fuck you traitor…”
  13. >it’s only morning wood….
  14. >you are no horse fucker…
  15. >…really…
  16. >…you mean it…
  17.  
  18. >you know what?
  19. >you’ll fucking prove you STIILL don’t want pony pussy
  20. >you jump out of bed, erection still itching for a tug
  21. >Not today mother fucker
  22. >you race to the freezer and pull out an ice pack  
  23. “Today’s forecast, a freezzzzze”
  24. >you shove the frigid bag into your pants, causing your boner to shrivel and die
  25. “Chill out”
  26. >oh fuck, that’s cold
  27. >you though the pack to the ground the second your decent again
  28. >right next order of business
  29. >you raid your cupboards for an excuse for an excuse to visit the little harlot
  30. >the rest of them wouldn’t be content with what happened yesterday anyway
  31. >fuck it
  32. >just give her some vegetables
  33. >fat bitch can afford lose a few pounds anyway
  34.  >you place a few carrots and stalks of celery into a basket and head out
  35. >getting glares from p0nies all the way
  36. >really now, you got over it, Fluttershy got over it, why can’t they?
  37.  
  38.  
  39.  
  40.  
  41.  
  42. >short time later you arrive at the yellow sex offenders cottage
  43. >you approach the door
  44. >you feel a tingle in your pants
  45. >no, none of that
  46. >you take a moment to compose yourself
  47. >you are no horsefucker…
  48. >you are going to give Flutts the basket, you’ll say you’re sorry, we’ll make up and everyp0ny will be happy…
  49. >you look at your crotch
  50. “and not a peep out of you!”
  51. >”Whatever bro”
  52. >right…
  53. >wait, what’s that noise?
  54. >you where to busy telling getting your shit together notice before…
  55. >…sounds like aerobics music?
  56. >your feel that tingle again
  57. >fuck! Why are you so damn curious?
  58. >You wouldn’t have given this a second thought a week ago…
  59. >you stand in front of the door…
  60. >…well, what harm can a little peek do?
  61. >after all you maybe interrupting something important!
  62. >enter sneak mode
  63. >you make your way to the living room window
  64. >right now, let’s see what all the fuss is about
  65. >you pop you head over the windowsill
  66. “…sweet jeebus…”
  67.  
  68. >Y-yes, it was aerobics music….
  69. >spying through the cottage widow you see Fluttershy….
  70. >Still plump and delici-fat
  71. >you might have been able to handle that alone but now she’s also warring a skin tight leotard that would have been sink tight even if it wasn’t a few sizes too small for the p0ny’s bulk
  72. >the little butterball standing on her hind legs, doing a series of actions in tune with the music’s beat, kicks, punches, wingflexs….
  73. >each causing beads of sweat to fly of her soft yellow body and sending  deep ripples through her flab from the source of movement all across her round and heavy form still clearly visible despite the cloth hugging her coat…
  74. >you stand there, unable to move, mesmerised by the display of the yellow pony and her folds
  75. >its beautiful…    
  76. >suddenly a load crash releases you from the hypnosis put on you my the rippling flab
  77. >you look down to she only one hand holding the basket, causing it to go lob sided , dumping its contents into the mud below
  78. >you other hand however exploited your moment of weakness and is now wrapped tightly around your cock…
  79. >which is so hard it could cut diamonds….
  80. >…shit….
  81. >”Anon?”
  82. >you look up
  83. >the mare must have also heard the crash
  84. >she is now looking right at you
  85. >”Oh Anon, you startled me…I’ll be right out”
  86. >oh fuck  
  87.  
  88. >without thinking you gather what you can of the ground
  89. >ohshitohfuckohshitohfuckohshitoh-
  90. >you hear the cottage door open
  91. >OHSHITOHFUCKOHSHOTOHFUCKOHSHIT
  92. >you hold the basket, now refilled with the muddy vegetables over your crotch just as the yellow mare waddles through the doorway
  93. >”Hello Anon, I hope you’re feeling better”
  94. >you try to avert your gaze
  95. “Y-yeah, much better….”
  96. >not working!
  97. >you stand there in silence
  98. >breathing in the musk of the yellow pony as she stews in her own juiced trapped by the, no doubt, uncomfortably tight leotard…
  99. >you boner makes a bid for freedom
  100. >shit focus! Change the subject! START TALKING!”
  101. “well…um…ah….what are you doing…?”
  102. >smooth….faggot
  103. >”oh well…tying to lose some weight, this bulk makes it very difficult to fly, so I can’t help my animal friends very well”
  104. >she flaps where wings, now grossly disproportionation to the rest of her body to demonstrate
  105. >each flap sends a ripple through her folds, from her able hindquarters to her cute plumb face
  106. >you notice the effort she is putting into getting arbore, but try as she might she can only get a few feet of the ground
  107. >then without warning her wings give out, sending the mare tumbling to the ground
  108. >she hits the earth with an audible “thud” sending a small shock wave through the ground, up your leg and into to your-    
  109. “That’s…that’s great…Fluttershy…”
  110. >she smiles lamely
  111. >”Oh are those vegetables? Thank you Anon that’s just what I need for my fitness programme”
  112. >she reaches out with her teeth to take the makes shift bulge concealer away from its post
  113. “NO!”
  114. >she mare eppes back in surprise
  115. “what I meant to say is….”
  116. >you notice the mud on the vegetables from when you dropped it
  117. “THESE ONES ARE DIRTY! Yeah that’s it! Filthy, unclean vegetables! Let’s me get you some nice clean ones!”
  118. >you smile through your sweat…
  119. >vegetables come out of the fucking ground you retard!
  120. >the cubby mare looks at you with a hint of confusion
  121. >please buy it, please
  122. >”Okay anon, whatever you say”
  123. >she smiles and turns her back on you walking back into her house
  124. >giving you full view of her ripe, graspable ass practically devouring the leotard between to full sweaty checks
  125. >you hear something rip down below
  126. >you wispier to yourself with a hint of pain
  127. “mahhhhh dicccccccc”
  128.  
  129.  
  130. >you bust through your door and partially rip your freezer door of its hinges
  131. >you produce your dick, hard beyond any precinct known to man
  132. >you can hear it! Begging for release!
  133. >but all for nought! You are no fucking horsefucker!
  134. “ICE TO KNOW YOU!!!!”
  135. >you thrust your defiant member into the ice box
  136. >yes…yes
  137. >the heat is fading…
  138. >you can think now…
  139. >…
  140. >WHAT THE FUCK IS WORNG WITH YOU MAN!
  141. >she’s a fucking pony!
  142. >and one that would probably be classified as morbidly obese!
  143. >you can’t live like this…
  144. >sooner or later you’re going to run out of ice and…  
  145. >you shutter
  146. >…
  147. >wait a minute…
  148. >she excising!
  149. >she’s going to get thin and physically repulsive again!
  150. >you just need to hold out, just a little longer…
  151. >if she can put that much on in a week then surely it doesn’t take that long to take it of…
  152. >and you’re going to help her!
  153. >you pull your punished penis, now fully flaicd out of the freezer
  154. >yes!
  155. >you are going to wash of those carrots and feed them to the fat bitch!
  156. >and then you can regain control of your life!
  157. >you grab the basket and dump the contents into the sink…
  158. >as you begin to wash of the mud you notice something out of the corner of your eye….
  159. >your deep fat fryer…
  160. >you even had some batter prepared for tonight’s fish and chips…  
  161. -
  162. >Oh god what are you doing!?
  163. >you stand with a batter coated carrot in your hand, hovering over the vat of boiling oil and lard
  164. >you begin lowering the vegetable, to create an abomination
  165. >Oh god, why can’t you stop?
  166. >as you hear the vile mixture begin to work you can already feel your dick thawing
  167. >seeing the carrot soaking up the fat you hear it chant
  168. >”Yes….YESSSSSSS!”
  169.  
  170. >you meet with Fluttershy at the local café for lunch
  171. >you logic was that being the cool and collected man that you are you would be better able to handle yourself in public…
  172. >well guess what you dumb shit!?
  173. >you sit at the table with Fluttershy opposite with your legs crossed
  174. >since you got here all you’ve done was spew spaghetti out of every office you have
  175. >get a grip man!
  176. >”So Anon I feel I should apologies again for my behaviour, I had no idea it made you so unhappy.”
  177. >god damn, she’s so cute!
  178. “Don’t…I shouted at you…and”
  179. >fuck sake, you’re talking like you have a combination of a speech impediment and downs syndrome
  180. >think, think think…
  181. >THE BOX!
  182. >in a single movement pick up the basket at your feet and slam it on the table
  183. >”I AM SORRY! Here’s your vegetables, peace offering!”
  184. >you grin
  185. >could you sound any more like a faggot?
  186. >Fluttershy gingerly picks up one of the deep fried carrots
  187. >Ummmm Anon-“
  188. “I made the taste better! Still healthy! Help you lose weight, really sorry about that, try one!”
  189. >she smiles
  190. >”That’s sweet of you anon”
  191. >not as sweet as your thighs…god damn it…
  192.  
  193. >she takes one bite of the monster you forged and chews shyly for a moment
  194. >then her face lights up and she devourers the carrot in a single bite!
  195. >she begins scoffing down your hellspwan at a pace you though impossible, much to the disgust of the other patrons of the café
  196. >many leave, you can’t see why
  197. >the movement of her jaw and the way it cause the fat under her neck to jiggle….
  198. >its wonderful…wait
  199. >you grasp your hand before it can meet its mark…
  200. >yes finishes of the box with a small burb
  201. >”oh-excuse me..”
  202. >she chuckles and blushes
  203. >”YES!!! LAUGH AND GROW FAT!!!”
  204. >time and place dick!
  205. >”ummm Anon…are you sure you are okay? You are breathing awfully heavy…”
  206. >SHIT! SAY SOMETHING!
  207. “Y-you to….”
  208. >well fuck you to brain…
  209.  
  210. >Just then a deity must of decided you need a break as you hear the town clock chine off
  211. >1 O’clock
  212. >”Oh my, is that the time already?”
  213. >Flutts looks flustered
  214. >”Sorry Anon but I need to go feed angle bunny and the rest of the animals…”
  215. >she begins to get of her stool…with some degree of difficulty
  216. >”But…ummm, could you make me some more of those carrots…if you don’t mind…”
  217. “Sure”
  218. >you said that too quickly for your likening
  219. >she turns…
  220. >again giving you a front row seat to that glorious, jiggling behind….
  221. >you bite your lip and uncross your legs…
  222. >it’s getting too unconformable ….
  223. >she finally waddles out of sight and you are left alone with your thoughts
  224. >damn, you hate to see her go but love to watch her leave….
  225. >….
  226. >GOD DANM IT!!
  227. >this is shameful, not only did you get another bloody hard on you fucked up your chance to get rid of them!
  228. >”not all bad”
  229. >fuck your shit boner
  230. >what’s a man to do?
  231. >you get up to go home…when a tightness reminds you it’s probably best to stay down…
  232. >well fuck…
  233. >you call the waiter over
  234. >”What would sir like to order?”
  235. ”A tall latte with a caramel shot….”
  236. >you pause for a moment…
  237. ”and a glass of ice water…”
  238. >”of course sir…”
  239. >the waiter turns before stopping
  240. >”Oh, and in future may I ask sir to refrain from bringing outside food into the café?”
  241. >you looking around the nearly empty room…
  242. “Sure thing…”
  243. >Fucking Fluttershy