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Butler Anon - Ch.1 New Assignment

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  1. >You're awake early today
  2. >Outside your window the moon is just slowly sinking below the horizon
  3. >The street lights over Canterlot were starting to dim
  4. >You begin the daily routine of getting ready for another day of work
  5. >Celestia was eager to give you your own set of clothes
  6. >Since most clothes would either not fit you, or would look...
  7. >Well....bad on you
  8. >You tug the ends of the bowtie, drawing the neckpiece close
  9. >One last look in the mirror
  10. >Classy
  11. >You make your way from the second floor to the courtyard
  12. >Sweeping the marble floors in the early sunlight
  13. >Birds chirping overhead and all that good peaceful moring stuff
  14. >Hoofsteps behind you
  15. >"Greeting Anonymous."
  16. >It's Luna
  17. "Goodmorning Princess, how've you been so far?"
  18. >Luna stands next to you and watches the birds in the air
  19. >"I have been good these few days. How about yourself?"
  20. >You sweep the last bits of dust; or dirt, onto the grass
  21. "Oh, the usual as always. Both you and your sister have been kind to me so far."
  22. >"Yes, speaking of my sister, have you seen her today?"
  23. >You shake your head
  24. >"Hm, she needed to talk to me about something. Well, I should be off then. Goodbye Anonymous."
  25. >You wave goodbye as Luna walks back into the castle
  26. >Next thing on the list was...
  27. >'Tend to the garden'
  28. >Ugh, you didn't enjoy the garden work
  29. >Not that it was hard work or anything but
  30. >The garden was at the very least, three times the size of the courtyard
  31. >And it was a confusing maze sometimes
  32. >Forsaking your broom, you find a watering pail and some other gardening tools
  33. >Off to work again
  34. >And aside from the occasional weed or overgrown root, all you do is water the flowers and watch the animals
  35. >On the way back though you meet another castle servant
  36. >Romana, she's one of the fulltime garden caretakers
  37. >Her coat was an orchid color while her mane was blond
  38. >Forest green eyes settled the color proportions
  39. >"Hello Anon, did Celestia send you into the garden again?"
  40. >She takes your equipment off your hands
  41. "Yeah, it keeps me busy at least."
  42. >She smiled at you
  43. >"That's true, you've always complained about being bored at the castle."
  44. >"Also, I believe Celestia was asking for you."
  45. >Really?
  46. >Oh wait, sorry
  47. "Really?"
  48. >"Yeah, something urgent I guess."
  49. >You look over to the castle
  50. "Alright, thanks for telling me."
  51. >Making your way from the garden you re-enter the castle
  52. >There are a few more servants you pass by
  53. >Most not worth mentioning
  54. >Then Celestia's throne room
  55. >She and her sister Luna were both looking out the window
  56. "You wanted to see me Princess?"
  57. >The two of them turned towards you
  58. >"Ah Anonymous, um..."
  59. >Both of them exchange looks
  60. >"Anonymous, you're no longer my servant."
  61. >...
  62. "Eh?"
  63. >"Yes, you heard me. You are no longer my servant."
  64. >You and Celestia stare at each other for an eternity
  65. >But not really, she's already nudging you along
  66. >"Come on now, you should be packing your bags and saying your goodbyes."
  67. >You're pushed most of the way to your room
  68. "But Princess, what am I supposed to do now?"
  69. >"We've already thought of that Anon, you're going to be my students survant now."
  70. "You're student? You mean Twilight?"
  71. >Vaguely you remember Twilight when she used to live in the castle
  72. >She was still a young mare then
  73. >"Hurry hurry, no need to keep your new master waiting Anon."
  74. "Ah, alright I'm going!"
  75. >You make your way to your room and begin to pack your belongings
  76. >There was no returning to this room for a while, maybe never
  77. >Best to take everything with you
  78. >It all fits into two cases
  79. >On your way down you meet Romana again
  80. >She's also carrying her belongings with her
  81. >"Ah Anon, you're moving out too?"
  82. "Yeah, I'm being sent to help Twilight for now."
  83. >You take her luggage off her hoofs and carry the whole lot alone
  84. >"Sweet, someone else is going then!"
  85. >The two of you load the bags onto a chariot
  86. "Eh, you too?"
  87. >"Yep, Celestia wants me to learn more about taking care of animals. She says there's no pony better at it then Fluttershy."
  88. >Alright, having a friend come with would help
  89. >Both of you talk the whole way to Ponyville
  90.  
  91. --------------------
  92.  
  93. >You arrive sometime mid-day
  94. >Unload everything from the chariot and walk it to Twilights house
  95. >A huge tree
  96. >This is what you traded Anon
  97. >Marble floors and walls for dirt and wood
  98. >Nice upgrade there
  99. >A purple mare is standing at the door to greet you two
  100. >"An, you must be Anonymous and Romana. Welcome to Ponyville!
  101. >Romana, I believe you should be staying at Fluttershy's house since, well
  102. >There wouldn't be much room in the library with Anonymous staying there."
  103. >You leave your things in the library and carry all of Romana's things to Fluttershys house
  104. >Which was on the outskirts of Ponyville no less
  105. >Fuck, this mare live as an outcast or something?
  106. >"Fluttershy, it's me, Twilight."
  107. >The door opens up a bit
  108. >You can make out a yellow mare with cyan eyes
  109. >She opens the door a bit more
  110. >Catches sight of you for, like two seconds and immediatly slams the door shut
  111. >Twilight gives an audible sigh and knocks on the door again
  112. >"Fluttershy..."
  113. >"No, go away!"
  114. >Twilight looks at you
  115. >"One second guys."
  116. >Twilight's magic envelops the door and she opens it herself
  117. >Romana walks into the house then fluttershy grabs the doorknob and tries to pull it shut
  118. >"Fluttershy-"
  119. >"No, don't let it in here!"
  120. >"Fluttershy Anonymous wont hurt you."
  121. >Fluttershy still wouldn't let go of the door
  122. >Twilight rolled her eyes and told you to set the things down and go back to the library
  123. >You did as you were asked and left back to ponyville
  124. >In the distance you could hear Twilight telling Fluttershy you were gone and it was all safe
  125. >Weird mare
  126. >You open the door and lok around the library
  127. >It was really small compaired to the one in Canterlot
  128. >"Hey, who are you?"
  129. >At your feet was a little baby dragon
  130. >Aw, he looked cute
  131. >Without thinking about it you picked him up like he was a baby
  132. "You're a cute baby dragon, green and purple really go together good for you."
  133. >"Hey, let me down!"
  134. "Hm, you can't breath fire now can you? That would be a disaster for this library."
  135. >"Hey! I said let me down!"
  136. >He squirms under your grasp
  137. "Oh sorry about that, here."
  138. >You set the dragon back on the ground
  139. "My name's Anonymous, or rather Anon is better. I'm Twilight's new butler."
  140. >"Butler?"
  141. >He crosses his arms then a gleam catches his eyes
  142. >Not a very good looking gleam either
  143. >"That means you have to do everything Twilight says?"
  144. "Er, yeah."
  145. >"Then you have to do everything I say too!"
  146. "Eh, now wait a second here,"
  147. >Actually, the Princess never said anything about this kid
  148. >Was he Twilights brother or pet or something?
  149. >No, she did say he had an assistant named spike
  150. >Did that put him above you in terms of rank?
  151. >Butler > Assistant > Twilight
  152. >Crap
  153. >"Anonymous,"
  154. >You and who you assume is spike turn around to see Twilight
  155. >When did she get back?
  156. >"Hey Twilight!"
  157. "Hello Twilight."
  158. >"Spike, could you find the letter Princess Celestia sent us?"
  159. >"Sure thing!"
  160. >And there he goes
  161. >Now for you
  162. "What would you have me do Twilight?"
  163. >She put a hoof under her chin and thought for a moment
  164. >"Well...I've never really had a butler before. But from some books I've read,"
  165. >She levitates a book over and flips through the pages
  166. >"Um...the master is always superior to the survant and thus should be refered to as Master."
  167. >Oh, this kind of thing then...
  168. >"The servant shall always and without question obey all commands given from their master
  169. >In both body and soul, serve their master in life and death."
  170. >Of all the people you could have been stuck with
  171. >You got stuck with HER
  172. >"Twilight, I got it!"
  173. >Spike hands her a letter with half a wax seal on it
  174. >"Thank you spike, let's see here...
  175. >Anonymous as your personal butler, be nice to him, he'll obey all your commands."
  176. >Damn it Princess
  177. >"I guess I'll be called Master from now on?"
  178. "Er, that's right Master."
  179. >She smiles at you
  180. >"This is wonderful! I've never had a butler before, um...
  181. >You could start by getting the library cleaned up. My last teleportation spell,
  182. >Well, you can see what it did."
  183. >It made a mess
  184. >Like someone cast Wex Cyclonus on this room
  185. "Alright, I'll get right to it Master."
  186. >And so began your new job
  187. >Twilight's first Butler