Title:           Candy Ass - Lyrics
Author:          DontWannaKnow
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/um2VcJwk
First Edit:      Thursday 2nd of February 2017 07:31:10 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Last edit on: Thursday 2nd of February 2017 07:31:22 AM CDT

I'm starving give me something 'fore my blood sugar drops
Man, the candy shop's closed and my heart's gonna stop
My stomach's gone numb it's got me weak in the knees
I need to snack up to get back up but I'm easy to please
 
And then she struts on by with that look in her eye
My hunger gets me so hard that I'm ready to cry
My sweet tooth's aching as I pass the pristine
Hourglass full of sugar call the calorie queen
 
She's got a wide selection, carries every flavor
We could do this now but we could also do it later
 
She takes one last bite looks at the crumbs on her chest
And with a wink she asks if I want the rest
 
 
Chorus
Eating like it's copulating no one's gonna stop her
She's a crazy lollipop-fellating hungry titty monster
If you're jonesing homey get in line cuz everybody wants a
Little piece of that candy ass
 
 
She's got the whole package in the front mad stackage
Got that shipment in the back and I can't wait to unpack it
Need a snack, gonna grab one off the rack
She's always fully stocked this honey ain't one to slack
 
The other girls say "oh my gosh she really loves that fugashi"
Man, fuck these basic bitches they can't handle their dagashi
They're all choking getting sick off a sugar stick that thick
But the candy queen she takes it down with a lick of her lips
 
And don't be lying guys, she's got you mesmerised
From the look in her eyes to the way you look at her thighs
 
Hotaru's hot and she likes candy, that's really all I'm trying to communicate here
 
Chorus again
 
Alright sweet stuff calorie power with purpose
And when she swerves on by all your waifus get nervous
Hiding more hearts within her secret compartments
Than the number of fingers you want to stick in Saya's armpits
 
Want some comfort food? What you be needing?
She got them milk duds bon bons itching for breeding
Naturally sweetened not a drop of synthetic
Dig into that spread and eat until I'm diabetic
 
She's copastetic always chilling never lazy
Just ecstatic energetic with a little bit of crazy
She works it off and though she doesn't keep track
Whatever, everything left over goes up top and in the back
 
And when you wanna pop the question don't be bringing a rock
Get down on your knee son, and show her that ring pop
She's sucking on it and she ain't gonna stop
You know you gave her cherry flavor now that cherry's getting popped
 
Chorus x2