Title:           Vault Hunter
Author:          Domino_anon
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/6c9PbmXT
First Edit:      Monday 1st of April 2013 05:30:08 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Monday 1st of April 2013 05:30:08 PM CDT

>Day Vaults in Equestria
>You are Anon, Gunzerker extraordinaire
>Rise and shine, sweetheart
>You go through your morning routine of the triple S
>God damn, you should change things up once in a while
>You go downstairs and pour a bowl of Zer-O's the breakfast of Vault Hunters and Slashers everywhere
>As you eat, you question if it was worth it to come here
>Of course it was worth it. You not only got away from Hyperion, but away from -him- too
>You shudder at the mere thought of Claptrap
>You finish eating, a rare occasion, and hear a knock on your door
"Let's get this over with." you grumble to yourself
>You open your door only to see...
>Say it with me,
>Fluttershy
>...you didn't say it.
"What is it today, Flutterbutt?" you ask, mustering all the disinterest you have
>"W-well Anon, I found th-this thing a-and I thought it might be your fetish." she motions to a crate behind her
>You raise an eyebrow expectantly
"Well? What is it?" you ask
>"Oh w-well I was hoping you could open it." she mumbles and hides behind her mane, embarrassed to
>You furrow your brow
"God that's cute" you whisper to yourself
>You go inside your house and return with a crowbar that would make Freeman cream his panties
>You grunt as you pry open the crate, revealing its contents
>You step back and pull out your trusty shotgun when the packing peanuts start to rumble
>The peanuts explode into the air and what jumps out of the box makes your heart stop
>"MINION! I've been looking everywhere for you!" the metallic voice instantly gives you a skull-splitting headache
>Your pupils shrink to pinpricks at the sight of the blasted CL4P-TP
"Oh god no..." you whisper
>Fluttershy looks up at you
>"So is it your fetish Anon?" she asks
>You take the shotgun and place the barrel against your chin
>You know exactly what you want your last words to be
"No tears now, only dreams."
>Grey matter and skull fragments splatter against the wall of your house
>All because of
>Fucking Claptrap