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Tunnel Snakes

By: Domino_anon on Mar 6th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 2.34 KB  |  hits: 84  |  expires: Never
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  1. Narration provided by TheOneTheyCallMonk
  2. http://vocaroo.com/i/s1mi4Wa3aBbt
  3. http://vocaroo.com/i/s0nu7ZiBt7Rg
  4.  
  5. >Day 101 in Equestria
  6. >You are Anon, the only human in Equestria
  7. >It has been 100 days since Fluttershy started trying to guess your fetish
  8. >You're getting tired of it
  9. >You wake up and go through your morning routine
  10. >You shit, shower, and shave
  11. >You sigh as you look at your reflection in the bathroom mirror
  12. What has your life become, Anon?
  13. You do the same thing every day. When are you going to change things up?
  14. >A knock on your front door ends your monologue
  15. >You trudge downstairs and get ready to face another fetish guess.
  16. >You take a deep breath, but it's released as soon as you open the door
  17. >The scene before you is familiar
  18. >You'd seen it back on Earth, when bombs were dropped on Nagasaki and Hiroshima
  19. >As far as you can see, the Equestrian ground is scorched and barren
  20. >The town, once thriving with life, was nearly empty, the only signs of life were shambling p0nies mutated by the radiation
  21. >The buildings that weren't destroyed are nothing more than empty shells of concrete
  22. >The trees that once surrounded your house are blackened or completely gone
  23. >Infront of you is Fluttershy, wearing a hazmat suit
  24. >You stare at her and manage to speak, despite your state of shock
  25. Fluttershy... what did you do?
  26. >She takes off her helmet
  27. >"Well Anon, I was wondering, is surviving in a nuclear wasteland your fetish?"
  28. >You stare at her as you slowly come to the realization that this isn't just a fetish guess
  29. >Fluttershy had nuked Equestria
  30. >You silently turn and walk back up the stairs to your bedroom
  31. >Fluttershy follows you inside, closing the door behind her
  32. >You open your closet and grab the cardboard box you had stored away
  33. >You speak as you unpack the box
  34. Fluttershy, I don't know how you kept me safe from the nukes...
  35. >"Twilight's magic"
  36. Or why you'd kill so many innocent p0nies...
  37. >"Well, some of them survived..."
  38. But I knew this day would come.
  39. >You put on a pair of sunglasses
  40. And I'm fully prepared to take control.
  41. >You comb and style your hair into a pompadour
  42. Do you know why?
  43. >You put on your black leather jacket, a weathered patch on the back
  44. >You can hear the hungry growls of a mutant as it tries to pry open your front door
  45. >You turn to her, a switchblade in your hand
  46. Because Tunnel Snakes rule!
  47.  
  48. End.
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