
Tom the Rock [WIP]
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>Day boulder in Equestria
>You are Tom the Rock
>You were found today by a pony with a white coat
>Man, did she love you
>You wish you could have loved her back
>But you couldn't, because you're a rock
>When she started rubbing against you, you wanted to hold her
>But you couldn't, because you're a rock
>When she lifted you up with magic, you wanted to thank her for bringing you somewhere new
>But you couldn't, because you're a rock
>You wanted to thank her when she washed you off
>But you couldn't, because you're a rock