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Tom the Rock [WIP]

By: Domino_anon on Jul 12th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 0.52 KB  |  hits: 41  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Day boulder in Equestria
  2. >You are Tom the Rock
  3. >You were found today by a pony with a white coat
  4. >Man, did she love you
  5. >You wish you could have loved her back
  6. >But you couldn't, because you're a rock
  7. >When she started rubbing against you, you wanted to hold her
  8. >But you couldn't, because you're a rock
  9. >When she lifted you up with magic, you wanted to thank her for bringing you somewhere new
  10. >But you couldn't, because you're a rock
  11. >You wanted to thank her when she washed you off
  12. >But you couldn't, because you're a rock