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Tarturas

By: Domino_anon on Mar 27th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 4.62 KB  |  hits: 39  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Day "Brutes" in Equestria
  2. >You are Tarturas, Chieftain of the Jiralhanae
  3. >You awaken from your slumber, well rested and ready to take on the day
  4. >You shit, but don't shower or shave
  5. >What are you, a human?
  6. >You grab your mighty hammer, The Fist of Rukt, and go to the pilot's seat of the Phantom you arrived here in
  7. >After only a day here, you were already sick of it
  8. >You arrived here after you were defeated by that traitorous Arbiter, preventing you from completing The Great Journey
  9. >After your death, you awoke at the controls of a Phantom, so you took it as a sign
  10. >Just as you turn on the long-range motion sensor, it beeps, a red dot appearing at the edge of it
  11. >You turn the ship towards the source of the dot and flip on the scanners
  12. >You look at the screen in front of you and see a small alien, much like one you'd seen while assaulting a human colony
  13. >You lower the Phantom in a clearing near where the alien is, and set it to hover
  14. >You grab The Fist of Rukt and a plasma rifle, and jump down the grav-lift to the planet's surface
  15. >The grass feels strange on your armored feet as you march toward the alien's location
  16. >You crash through trees and bushes as you emerge into the clearing with the alien
  17. >It turns to look at you and it seems intrigued by you
  18. >You stop to examine it
  19. >It is a white and black striped creature, adorned with various pieces of golden jewelry, and...oh god...
  20. >Dat glorious mohawk
  21. >The creature seems to be admiring your mohawk as well, as she bites her lip and and slowly approaches you
  22. >"This new creature is quite a surprise, a big alien ape stands before my eyes." the alien speaks in the human tongue
  23. >You assume the alien is female, judging by the voice
  24. >You clip your plasma rifle to your belt and cross your arms, the covenant sign of peace
  25. >Just kidding, diplomacy is for the Sangheili
  26. >You point your plasma rifle at the alien
  27. "Halt alien, state your species and what planet this is."
  28. >The alien stops and seems surprised at your mastery of the human language
  29. >"Ah, the pony language, this great ape can speak, now my interest has reached its peak."
  30. >This rhyming is getting annoying
  31. >"I am a zebra, my great big friend, Equestria is the name of this land." she tells you
  32. >You've never heard of a planet called Equestria, must be outside of the Covenant's reach
  33. >The zebra approaches you and speaks again
  34. >"I love a man with a great mohawk, now give me that [spoiler]hot monkey dock[/spoiler]."
  35. >She tries to leap up and tackle you but you smack her to the side with your plasma rifle, knocking the wind from her lungs
  36. >You clip it to your belt and pull The Fist of Rukt from your back
  37. >You rest it on your shoulder and place your foot on the zebra's stomach
  38. "Wrong move, zebra." you say with a wicked grin
  39. >She gasps, taking in the life giving air as you step back and position the hammer over her
  40. >You raise it, then bring it down and flatten the zebra
  41. >You raise the hammer again to reveal a gory mixture of crushed bones, blood, and organs
  42. "Such a shame, a mohawk is a terrible thing to waste." you mutter to yourself
  43. >You trek back to the Phantom and float up the grav-lift
  44. >You return to the controls and flip on the sensors
  45. >A multitude of blips show up on the radar, a colony maybe?
  46. >You turn the Phantom and set off to the blips
  47. >Eventually, the trees end and buildings come into sight
  48. >More of these "zebras" are going about their lives, unaware of your presence
  49. >You grin and bring the Phantom to hover over the center of the colony
  50. >The aliens below gasp and stare in awe at this new arrival flying over the town square
  51. >You leave the controls and grab The Fist of Rukt and two plasma rifles
  52. >You stand next to the grav-lift, your hammer strapped across your back, and the guns clipped to your belt
  53. >You watch as a crowd of the "zebras" has gathered below your ship, waiting for something to happen
  54. >You jump from the Phantom and land with a *thud* in the middle of the crowd
  55. >Your golden armor, the mark of a Chieftain, shines in the light of the sun
  56. >You unstrap the mighty hammer and a malicious smile creeps onto your face
  57. >The smell of the zebra's blood still fresh in your mind, you begin your mission
  58.  
  59. >4 hours later
  60. >You sit at the controls of the Phantom as you fly toward the city on the mountain
  61. >Your hammer and armor are stained by the blood of the weak
  62. >You don't look back as the town of Ponyville burns, corpses scattered across the ground
  63. >You made short work of the town, despite the opposition
  64. >Magic isn't so powerful when plasma comes into the equation
  65. >The Prophets will learn of your conquest and surely they will smile upon you
  66. >Nothing can stand in the way of the Covenant.
  67.  
  68. End
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