- >Song Parodies in Equestria
- >You are Anon
- >You sit in Ponyville's only bar, The Cider Barrel
- >You were just fired from your job at Sweet Apple Acres, but that didn't keep you from drinking
- >At least you had Rainbow Dash to go home to
- >God you love that mare
- >As you finish a mug of cider, you hear the door open behind you
- >You know who it is, but you don't turn around
- "I never thought I'd see the day that an Element of Harmony came into this bar."
- >Fluttershy sits on the barstool next to you
- >"A-actually, I didn't come to d-drink. I'm a p-performer."
- >You laugh at her, the smell of cider on your breath making her cringe, then turn to the bartender
- "Bluey, she fuckin' serious?"
- >Bluey nods as he refills your mug
- >This makes you laugh again, and you turn back to Fluttershy
- "You know, I was plannin' on leaving-"
- >You lean over to Bluey
- "-Rainbow's been in the mood, if you know what I mean-"
- >You nudge him with your elbow and turn back to Flutters
- "-But now I gotta see this."
- >A stallion trots up and taps her on the shoulder, motioning to the stage
- >"O-oh, ok. I have to go get ready."
- >Fluttershy follows the stallion and you turn back to Bluey
- >"You know she tries so hard to get with you. Why'd you never give her a chance?"
- >You roll your eyes
- "Pfft, my dad always said, 'Never stick your dick in crazy' and besides, I'm with Rainbow Dash now."
- >You are Fluttershy
- >It may have cost a lot, but you got Bon Poni to help you win over Anon
- >You stand on the stage as the curtains open
- >Jon Bon Poni looks over at you and winks, then the band starts playing
- >You see Anon's eyes widen
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- >"Once upon a time"
- >"Not so long ago"
- >"Anon used to work on the farm"
- >"Flutters keeps on guessin"
- >"Try to find his fetish...it's tough, so tough"
- >"Rainbow works the weather all day"
- >"Working for her man, she brings home her pay"
- >"For love - for love"
- >"She says we've got to hold on, she'll give up"
- >"'Cause it doesn't make a difference if she guesses or not"
- >"We've got each other and that's a lot"
- >"For love - we'll give it a shot"
- "Whooah, I've almost got it"
- "Whooah, What is Anon's fetish?"
- "I bet it's scat, I'll try that tomorrow"
- "Whooah, What is Anon's fetish?"
- >"Anon's got his hot monkey dock"
- >"Now he's holdin' in when he used to make it buck - so tough, it's tough"
- >"Rainbow dreams of flyin' away"
- >"When she cries in the night"
- >"Anon whispers baby it's okay, someday"
- >"We've got to hold, she'll give up"
- >"'Cause it doesn't make a difference if she guesses or not"
- >"We've got each other and that's a lot"
- >"For love - we'll give it a shot"
- "Whooah, I've almost got it"
- "Whooah, What is Anon's fetish?"
- "I bet it's foals, I'll try that tomorrow"
- "Whooah, What is Anon's fetish?"
- >"We've got to hold on ready or not"
- >"You live for the dock when it's all that you've got!"
- "Whooah, I've almost got it"
- "Whooah, What is Anon's fetish?"
- "I bet it's futa, I'll try that tomorrow"
- "Whooah, What is Anon's fetish?"
- >You are Anon
- >And holy fuck that brings you back
- >You lost your virginity to that song, and Fluttershy had the gall to turn it into...filth
- >How dare she?
- >Despite the rage coursing through your veins, you keep a relaxed visage
- >You calmly stand, walk up to the stage, and cunt punt Fluttershy into a wall
- >You shake Bon Poni's hoof then leave the bar
- >You decide to let out your anger by
- >Fucking Rainbow Dash
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Song Parody- Livin' on a Prayer
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