Title:           Request-Eppy
Author:          Domino_anon
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/ZP5cg0CW
First Edit:      Wednesday 24th of April 2013 10:30:02 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Wednesday 24th of April 2013 10:30:02 PM CDT

>Day Requests in Equestria
>You are Anon
>You stand in a crowd of ponies, all eagerly awaiting the grand opening of Ponyville's first bar, "The Cider Barrel"
>A name chosen to acknowledge the fact that cider is one of the only alcoholic drink in this technicolor world
>The crowd of ponies goes quiet as Mayor Mare takes her place at a podium and clears her throat
[spoiler]I'm too lazy to write a speech.[/spoiler]
>She finishes her speech and you walk to the front of the crowd
>"As thanks for his financial contributions, Anonymous will cut the ribbon and officially open the bar!"
>The crowd of ponies cheers as you're handed a giant pair of scissors
"Celestia gives you light, I will give you booze!"
>You cut the ribbon and kick open the doors to the bar
>The celebration begins as a group of ponies starts to play music
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XrhmA8rgI2o
>The crowd forms a circle and clops their hooves to the beat as pairs of ponies dance in the center
>You're pushed into the center of the ring to with a wine-colored mare
>You and the mare return to the crowd and two more ponies replace you
>She taps you on the shoulder and motions you to come closer
>"I'm Berry Punch by the way!"
>You can hardly hear her over the music
"Let's go get a drink, my treat."
>She smiles and you both walk towards the bar
>You pass through the doorway and your merry smile is wiped away, stone-cold determination taking its place
>You and the bartender nod to one another as you pass
>You lead Berry to a set of wooden stairs leading underground
"Right in here Berry, watch your step."
>She trots down the stairs and you follow, closing and locking the doors behind you
 
>"What happened next is debated by historians everywhere.  Some think that Anon killed Berry. Others think he raped her. In reality, that trip to the wine cellar ended in a way that nobody would have ever guessed."
>"It ended with Anon mutually masturbating Berry Punch with a wide-brimmed, corked bottle of wine."
>"And that, ladies and gentlemen, is the origin of Anon. The man who opened a bar, but only used it to mutually masturbate a single mare on one occasion."
>"That concludes tonight's episode of "Origins". This is your host, Baratone, wishing you all a goodnight."
 
There you go Eppy, hope you enjoy it.