Request-Eppy

>Day Requests in Equestria

>You are Anon

>You stand in a crowd of ponies, all eagerly awaiting the grand opening of Ponyville's first bar, "The Cider Barrel"

>A name chosen to acknowledge the fact that cider is one of the only alcoholic drink in this technicolor world

>The crowd of ponies goes quiet as Mayor Mare takes her place at a podium and clears her throat

[spoiler]I'm too lazy to write a speech.[/spoiler]

>She finishes her speech and you walk to the front of the crowd

>"As thanks for his financial contributions, Anonymous will cut the ribbon and officially open the bar!"

>The crowd of ponies cheers as you're handed a giant pair of scissors

"Celestia gives you light, I will give you booze!"

>You cut the ribbon and kick open the doors to the bar

>The celebration begins as a group of ponies starts to play music

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XrhmA8rgI2o

>The crowd forms a circle and clops their hooves to the beat as pairs of ponies dance in the center

>You're pushed into the center of the ring to with a wine-colored mare

>You and the mare return to the crowd and two more ponies replace you

>She taps you on the shoulder and motions you to come closer

>"I'm Berry Punch by the way!"

>You can hardly hear her over the music

"Let's go get a drink, my treat."

>She smiles and you both walk towards the bar

>You pass through the doorway and your merry smile is wiped away, stone-cold determination taking its place

>You and the bartender nod to one another as you pass

>You lead Berry to a set of wooden stairs leading underground

"Right in here Berry, watch your step."

>She trots down the stairs and you follow, closing and locking the doors behind you

 

>"What happened next is debated by historians everywhere.  Some think that Anon killed Berry. Others think he raped her. In reality, that trip to the wine cellar ended in a way that nobody would have ever guessed."

>"It ended with Anon mutually masturbating Berry Punch with a wide-brimmed, corked bottle of wine."

>"And that, ladies and gentlemen, is the origin of Anon. The man who opened a bar, but only used it to mutually masturbate a single mare on one occasion."

>"That concludes tonight's episode of "Origins". This is your host, Baratone, wishing you all a goodnight."

 

There you go Eppy, hope you enjoy it.