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Police Brutality

By: Domino_anon on Jul 19th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.77 KB  |  hits: 87  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Day brutality in Equestria
  2. >You are Officer Anon
  3. >Since you arrived in this pansy-ass world, you've been making changes
  4. >These ponies were weak, lawless, and had no protection
  5. >It's a good thing you were top officer in the NYPD
  6. >You take a deep breath as you walk through Ponyville Park
  7. >Your nightly patrol had brought you to the edge of the lake, as peaceful a place as any
  8. >You stop your stroll, pointing your nose skyward
  9. >As you inhale deeply, a smile comes to your face
  10. "I smell crime..."
  11. >Drawing your nightstick, you crouch down and roll into a bush
  12. "Where are you, you son of a bitch?"
  13. >You mumble to yourself, eyes scanning the park
  14. >Suddenly, you see him
  15. >A pony wearing a hoodie is spray painting the statue of Starswirl the Bearded
  16. >You burst from the bush and sprint at the vandal
  17. "STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM!"
  18. >You throw your nightstick like a boomerang
  19. >The pony whips around to face you, only to meet your nightstick face-first
  20. >You tackle him to the ground, grabbing a handful of his mane
  21. "You have the right to remain silent!"
  22. >You smash the pony's face against the ground
  23. "Anything you say can, and will, be used against you in a court of law!"
  24. >You smash his face again, this time accompanied by a groan
  25. >Wait a second...that wasn't a stallion's groan
  26. >You flip the pony over and pull back their hood
  27. "Fluttershy?!"
  28. >The yellow mare coughs, sending blood onto her chest
  29. >Her eye is swollen shut, her blood leaking from her mouth
  30. >"I-is criminal *cough* criminal scum y-your fetish, A-Anon?"
  31. >You smack her in the face with your nightstick and stand up
  32. "Fuck off, Fluttershy."
  33. >You continue on your nightly stroll, trying to forget what just happened
  34. >That night, while you were distracted, 3 mares were murdered
  35. >All thanks to...
  36. >Fucking Fluttershy
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