Title:           Police Brutality
Author:          Domino_anon
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/zwHENVyT
First Edit:      Friday 19th of July 2013 08:50:25 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Last edit on: Thursday 30th of June 2016 09:07:35 PM CDT

>Day brutality in Equestria
>You are Officer Anon
>Since you arrived in this pansy-ass world, you've been making changes
>These ponies were weak, lawless, and had no protection
>It's a good thing you were top officer in the NYPD
>You take a deep breath as you walk through Ponyville Park
>Your nightly patrol had brought you to the edge of the lake, as peaceful a place as any
>You stop your stroll, pointing your nose skyward
>As you inhale deeply, a smile comes to your face
"I smell crime..."
>Drawing your nightstick, you crouch down and roll into a bush
"Where are you, you son of a bitch?"
>You mumble to yourself, eyes scanning the park
>Suddenly, you see him
>A pony wearing a hoodie is spray painting the statue of Starswirl the Bearded
>You burst from the bush and sprint at the vandal
"STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM!"
>You throw your nightstick like a boomerang
>The pony whips around to face you, only to meet your nightstick face-first
>You tackle him to the ground, grabbing a handful of his mane
"You have the right to remain silent!"
>You smash the pony's face against the ground
"Anything you say can, and will, be used against you in a court of law!"
>You smash his face again, this time accompanied by a groan
>Wait a second...that wasn't a stallion's groan
>You flip the pony over and pull back their hood
"Fluttershy?!"
>The yellow mare coughs, sending blood onto her chest
>Her eye is swollen shut, her blood leaking from her mouth
>"I-is criminal *cough* criminal scum y-your fetish, A-Anon?"
>You smack her in the face with your nightstick and stand up
"Fuck off, Fluttershy."
>You continue on your nightly stroll, trying to forget what just happened
>That night, while you were distracted, 3 mares were murdered
>All thanks to...
>Fucking Fluttershy