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Penis-gun

By: Domino_anon on Jun 27th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 0.92 KB  |  hits: 65  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Be criminal scum
  2. >Watch some random fucktard walk down an alley
  3. >Here's your chance
  4. >Pull a knife from your pocket, follow ass-hat down the alley
  5. >Creep up behind him, place the tip of the knife against his spine
  6. "Just give me your wallet, and we'll all leave alive."
  7. >Fuck nut slowly reaches down, presumably to grab his wallet
  8. >Holy shit, he's gonna pay up!
  9. >Dip shit suddenly turns around, putting a gun in your face
  10. >Hold on, the end of the barrel...
  11. >Jesus H. Christ, it's shaped like a penis
  12. >Shit head stares at you like a stone-cold motherfucker
  13. >He's pushing the barrel on your lips
  14. >Oh fuck no
  15. >The penis-gun enters your mouth, the cold steel sliding over your tongue
  16. >Fucker's still staring you dead in the eye
  17. >Reaches up and brushes the hair from your eyes
  18. >"Stay golden, Pony Boy."
  19. >Lowers the gun and leaves the alley
  20. >Stand there for 5 minutes until you realize you have a boner
  21. >Go home and rethink your life.
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