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One-Shot

By: Domino_anon on Apr 1st, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.15 KB  |  hits: 61  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Day One-Shot in Equestria
  2. >You know damn well who you are
  3. >You wake up to a yellow ass in your face
  4. >You inhale deeply
  5. "Ahh, butterscotch. Getting an early start today, huh Fluttershy?" you ask the mare
  6. >Fluttershy turns around, her face now inches from yours, and nods
  7. >You smile and scratch behind her ear
  8. "Alright Flutters, what've you got for me today?" you ask as you stand and open a window
  9. >You love the morning air
  10. >She jumps from your bed and opens a bag
  11. >"Well Anon, today I've got pegging, is that your fetish?" she pulls a massive dildo from the bag
  12. >The names "Homewrecker" and "Ponetanic" run through your mind
  13. >You laugh and shake your head
  14. "No Fluttershy, but that's a good guess." you tell her
  15. >Her pouty look forces a d'aww from you
  16. >You scoop her up into your arms with a wide smile
  17. "You know Fluttershy, I really enjoy your company in the morning."
  18. >She smiles in joyous bliss
  19. >"Really Anon?"
  20. >Your smile instantly drops into a frown
  21. "No."
  22. >You throw Fluttershy out the window
  23. >She flew like a brick
  24. >You shut it and go downstairs
  25. "Bitch didn't even let me have my coffee."
  26. >You pour a cup of fresh, hot coffee
  27. >It was delicious