- Mantis-Bro.
- September 2013-October 2013
- I regret to inform you all that Mantis-Bro, the official pet of the Circlejerk, has passed away.
- Mantis-Bro was a Carolina Mantis, meaning he had some kick-ass camo.
- He was a friend, mantis, and most importantly, a bro.
- May you find eternal peace and endless mosquitoes in heaven.
- Rest in peace, Mantis-Bro.

