- >Day Multiverse in Equestria
- >You are Anon, Master of the Multiverse!
- >Not really, you're just able to jump to alternate realities
- >You awake and perform the Triple S
- >Then you get out of bed
- >You walk downstairs and prepare to make breakfast
- "Alright, what's on the menu for breakfast?"
- >You open the fridge, only to find it empty
- "Well shit. I know what to do."
- >You step back and start to rapidly rub your hands together
- >Sparks fly from your hands and you smile
- "Next stop, Anon's house." you mutter
- >You pull your hands apart, causing the fabric of reality to tear between them
- >Looking through the portal, everything looks exactly the same
- >You step through and open the new fridge
- "Jackpot!"
- >You quickly silence yourself, careful not to wake this universe's Anon
- >Reaching into the fridge, you pull out a leftover cake
- >You turn and step back through the portal, setting the cake on your table
- >Grasping the edges of the tear in reality, you pull them back together, sealing the portal
- "Looks like I owe Anon a cake. And a bunch of socks." you say
- >That's right everybody, now you know who to blame for sock disappearances
- >After eating, you decide to observe some other universes
- "Bite the pillow universe, I'm goin' in dry."
- >You open another portal and step through, closing it behind you
- >You press a button on your watch, stolen from a blue suited Anon who wore a mask, and you disappear from sight
- "Alright Anon, let's see how you live."
- >You walk through the town, watching the various ponies go about their days
- >They remain oblivious to you in your invisible state
- >You finally find the resident Anon walking through the market
- >But wait, who's that walking with him?
- "Is that...Scootaloo?" you whisper under your breath
- >Anon stops and picks up Scootaloo, embracing her in a hug
- >"I love you Daddy." she says
- >Oh god what...what is this feel?
- "HNNNNNGH!"
- >You clutch your heart
- "No more! Please!"
- >You tear open a portal and jump through
- >You close it and look around
- "Wait a second...this isn't the market."
- >You're back in your kitchen, but something seems strange
- >You smell the air around you
- >Is that mint?
- >You walk into the living room and see Anon sitting with Lyra
- "Alright let's see how this plays out." you whisper
- >Anon sits reading and scratching Lyra's ear as she talks to him
- >"Anon, y-you like m-me right?"
- >A stutter? Oh god no
- "Of course Lyra, why wouldn't I?"
- >"W-well, people usually d-don't like how I st-stutter."
- >Your eyes widen and you feel your heart about to explode
- "Oh god HNNNGH!"
- >You clutch your chest and fall over
- "These feels!" you squeak out
- >You recover and open a portal, crawling through before your heart gives out
- >You look around, taking in your surroundings
- >You're standing by a large tree, a gravestone nearby
- >You examine the gravestone
- >The only markings are 3 butterflies, Fluttershy's cutie mark
- >You hear footsteps and you go quiet as Anon walks into view
- >He approaches the grave and kneels down
- >The Anon starts to move his hands
- >Is that sign language?
- >Let's see if those highschool classes paid off
- >You're able to make out a few words, "sorry", "miss you", and "forgive you"
- >A tear rolls down your cheek and you sniffle a bit
- >Anon looks up at you
- >God dammit, be quiet!
- >The Anon stands, already on the brink of tears, and reaches out towards you
- >You slightly uncloak as he makes contact with you, causing him to jump back in surprise
- >You uncloak fully, and look down to the grave
- "You loved her...didn't you?" you ask him
- >He lowers his head and slowly nods, tears now running down his cheeks
- >You have a feeling you know exactly what happened in this universe
- >You place a hand on his shoulder and he looks up
- "It's okay Anon. Do you forgive her?"
- >He gets a pained expression on his face and his mouth opens
- >"Y...yes." he struggles to speak
- "Good."
- >You turn and open a new portal, looking back one last time before cloaking and stepping through
- >You close the portal and look around
- >You're outside Canterlot castle
- >Wait, what would this universe's Anon be doing here?
- >Only one way to find out
- >You wait for a guard to open the main doors and you slip inside the throne room
- "Alright, let's find Anon."
- >Something catches your eye, an empty throne
- "After I take care of some business."
- >You creep up to the Celestia's throne and look around
- >No Sunbutt in sight...good
- >You ease into the throne and sit as royally as you can
- >Jarl Balgruuf really knows how to sit like a king
- >A set of doors opens and you leap up, scrambling out of the throne
- >Celestia trots into the room, looking pleased
- >"Luna can have that damn monkey, I've had my fun." she says
- >She looks young and...hot!
- "Damn Celly, what happened?" you whisper
- >She stops and looks around
- >Oh shitfuck, she heard you!
- >The Princess narrows her eyes and her horn glows
- >She looks straight at you and your stomach drops
- >"An invisibility spell can't hide from life detection. Reveal yourself spy, and I won't break your horn off."
- >Wait, she thinks you're a unicorn spy? She's in for a surprise.
- >No use in hiding now, so you uncloak
- >Celestia's eyes widen and her jaw drops
- >"You? But how?! Nothing escapes the dungeon!"
- >Dungeon? Anon is in a dungeon?
- "Now I know what it looks like, but it's actually a lot more complicated."
- >You start to slowly rub your hands together as you talk
- "So you see...the uh, dungeon was...leaking. So I had to FUCK THE POLICE!"
- >You shout and tear reality a new one
- >Celestia gasps as you dive through and slam the portal shut
- >You're back in the Ponyville market
- >Ok, you've had enough for today, time to go home
- >You imagine home and start to rub your hands together
- >"ANON! GET BACK HERE AND LOVE ME!"
- >What the hell? Was that Fluttershy?
- >You stop and watch as an Anon skids around the side of a building and sprints in your direction
- >Fluttershy rounds the corner, a crazed look in her eye, and takes off like a shot after Anon
- "Jesus Christ, somebody help me!" the Anon screams
- >Looks like Anon could use some help
- >You wave to him and run into an alley, furiously rubbing your hands together
- >The Anon veers left into the alley, skidding to a stop next to you
- "Who the hell are you? Why do you look like me?" he pants out
- >You continue grinding your hands together
- "I'm you! No time to explain!"
- >Sparks shoot from your hands
- "Come on, come on, yes!" you shout
- >You tear open the portal home and shove Anon inside
- >You turn to step through but something slams into your side, sending you into the alley wall
- >You flip onto your back and Fluttershy lands on top of you
- >Her eyes are bloodshot and her mane is a disaster
- >"You thought you could escape Anon? Nothing escapes my love."
- "Jesus fucking Christ, that is the scariest fucking thing I have ever seen."
- >You throw her off of you and run to the portal
- "Fly you fool!" you tell the Anon
- >With a mighty pull, you slam the portal shut
- >You turn to face the yellow rapist with a sadistic smile and crack your knuckles
- "You wanna fuck, huh?"
- >You take off your pants and boxers, then place them on a garbage can
- >She snorts and scuffs the ground
- "Alright sweetheart, let's fuck."
- >Fluttershy flies at you like a bee, ass first
- >You yell and charge, boner leading the way
- >You weren't striking for you, this was for every Anon that had ever had to deal with the yellow menace
- >There is a bright flash as you both collide
- >Anons and Fluttershys all across the Multiverse orgasm simultaneously
- >Fluttershy lays on the ground in the alley, breathing heavily
- >"Anon...that was...amazing!" she says between breaths
- >You finish buttoning up your suit and straighten your tie
- "Don't worry, you'll feel your legs again in a couple of hours."
- >You think that Anon would enjoy living in a rape-free universe for a while
- >Hell, while you're here you might as well keep on
- >Fucking Fluttershy
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