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Minty Fresh

By: Domino_anon on Aug 18th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 4.11 KB  |  hits: 84  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Minty fresh in Equestria
  2. >You are Anon, the only human in this god-forsaken world
  3. >You've dreaded this day for weeks, but it's finally here
  4. >Time to go to the dentist
  5. >You wake up to the sound of your alarm singing the song of its people
  6. >With a swing of your fist, the alarm is silenced and you begin the morning routine
  7. >Perform the Triple S
  8. >Shave, shower, shit
  9. >...wait, that's not right...
  10. >Shower, shit, shave?
  11. >...something's still off...
  12. "Why do I have to shit so much?"
  13. >You finally perfect the routine and head downstairs for breakfast
  14. >Before you can open the fridge, a knock at the door grabs your attention
  15. >You think out loud as you lumber over to the door, preparing yourself for the fetish of the day
  16. "Boy, I wonder who that could be!"
  17. >You fake enthusiasm as you pry open the door, revealing Fluttershy
  18. "Oh, it's Fluttershy!I never would have guessed! What brings you here today, Flutters?"
  19. >Her smile shows that your sarcasm flew right over her head
  20. >"W-well Anon, I wanted t-to know if your fetish was i-insan-"
  21. "Nope."
  22. >"B-b-but-"
  23. "No, Fluttershy, you already tried that."
  24. >She lowers her head in disappointment and lets out a sigh
  25. >"Oh well, m-maybe tomorrow."
  26. >You pat her on the head as you stroll out the door, completely forgetting breakfast
  27. >Checking your watch, you note that your appointment time is drawing near
  28. >Your leisurely stroll turns into a jog as you enter the town
  29. >Can't be late, or Colgate will have your ass
  30. >Literally. Last year, she threatened to mount it over her fireplace
  31. >Colgate's office comes into sight and you let out a sigh of relief
  32. >You're not gonna be late, so your ass is safe
  33. >"Anonymous, so good to see you, darling!"
  34. >Oh god no
  35. >Not Rarity
  36. >Just keep walking, maybe you can get past her and make it to Colgate
  37. >The marshmallow pony steps in front of you, stopping you in your tracks
  38. >Damnit, you can never seem to end conversations with her
  39. "Oh, hey Rarity."
  40. >"I know you heard me calling you, Anonymous. It's rude to ignore a lady."
  41. >You groan and pinch the bridge of your nose
  42. >You don't have time for this!
  43. "Uh, Rarity, I really don't have time to talk right n-"
  44. >"Nonsense, darling, I'm sure whatever plans you have can wait."
  45. >You glance at your watch, then back up at Rarity
  46. >Despite your obvious rush, she seems to care only about gossiping with you
  47. >Some bullshit about Twilight whipping Spike
  48. >As kinky as that sounds, you start to slowly inch away from her, towards Colgate's office
  49. >Just a little more, and you're home free
  50. >Rarity covers her eyes dramatically, giving you your chance to escape
  51. >You make a mad dash towards the front door, hoping to whatever god that you make it in time
  52. >Your fingers brush the doorknob, but you freeze before you can grasp it
  53. "No!"
  54. >You cry out as you're lifted into the air by a purple aura
  55. >"Anon, just the human I was looking for!"
  56. >You let out a groan as you're turned to face Twilight Sparkle
  57. >She smiles awkwardly at you, not saying a word
  58. >You stare with the intensity of the sun, your frustration clearly showing
  59. >A bead of sweat rolls down Twilight's face as she continues smiling
  60. >"I-I gotta go...library...stove on..."
  61. >The magical glow fades, lowering you to the ground as Twilight runs away
  62. >She's cute, but awkward as fuck
  63. >Returning to the task at hand, you spin around and sprint for the door, flinging it open to find Colgate staring out at you
  64. >"You're late."
  65. >Your pupils shrink to pinpricks as you realize what's going to happen
  66. "N-now Colgate, we can work this out..."
  67. >You back out of the doorway as Colgate slowly steps toward you
  68. "Come on, Colgate, take it easy. I'll do anything, just don't cut off my ass!"
  69. >Colgate pauses, a smirk coming to her lips
  70. >"Anything?"
  71. >You see where this is going, and you don't know if you like it
  72. >With a sigh, you nod
  73. "Yes...anything."
  74.  
  75. 20 MINUTES LATER
  76. >As you lay in Colgate's bed, the sleeping mare pressed up against your chest, you think about what just happened
  77. >You never thought the best sex of your life would come from your dentist
  78. >You may have been late to your appointment, but at least you're now minty fresh
  79. >And you're not...
  80. >Fucking Fluttershy
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