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Memorable Quotes

By: Domino_anon on Sep 17th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 0.84 KB  |  hits: 100  |  expires: Never
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  1. "I wish I could date a girl with no legs, so that I could stick her on my dick and spin her around like a lump of clay on a pottery wheel." -Jibber
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  3. "I was like, 'BFN? More like...fuck you...'" -MDL
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  5. "But I need you to look at my moldy ass." -Patrick
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  7. "I JUST MAKE PONIES PUT ANONS PEEPEE IN THER VAJAYJAY" -Flutterpriest
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  9. "Dom quotes everyone." -Nebulus
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  11. "Let's poop in a vagina" -Swift
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  13. "I might dick out the fuck, but at least I'm not gay." -Swift
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  15. "CoD kiddies are at the toppest they've ever been." -Dom
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  17. "You can be my nail-bat dildo bitch any day." -Pyro
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  19. "Do you know how hard it is to play left for dead with a titty in your mouth?" -Swift
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  21. "im quite curious on the masterbation habits of the Dominous Daddyus and he need  material so he can acomplish this task, and i can study it for the future of scientists everywhere" -Lasagna