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Manly Man

By: Domino_anon on Feb 28th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.17 KB  |  hits: 72  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Day Manly Man in p0neland
  2. >No need to wake up, sleep is for mortals
  3. >You gain strength from the countless Anons across the multiverse that perform the "Triple S"
  4. >You go downstairs to wait for the inevitable
  5. >You hear a knock at the front door
  6. "It's go time!"
  7. >You kick open your door, flinging Fluttershy across your lawn
  8. >A crowd of horny mares, and a few stallions, cheers as you make your appearance
  9. >You smile and wave at the crowd as cameras flash and your name is chanted
  10. >Saunter over to Fluttershy, a smug grin plastered on your face
  11. "You know what time it is, Fluttershy?" You ask, towering over her
  12. >She whispers something, so you lean closer to hear it
  13. >"It's time to wake up, Anon"
  14. >What?
  15. "What?"
  16. >"Anon, come on, wake up!" She says louder
  17. >No...no this can't be happening!
  18. >You thought for sure this time!
  19. >The world fades around you as you wake up in your bed
  20. >Fluttershy stands next to your bed, lightly shaking you
  21. >You were sure it was real that time. You thought you had finally decided to man up
  22. >But alas, you were too beta to deny Fluttershy everytime she came to your house
  23. >She had come to own you
  24. >And every day, you ended up
  25. >Fucking Fluttershy