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Lumberjack's Challenge (Self Insert)

By: Domino_anon on Nov 18th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.72 KB  |  hits: 55  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Day self-insert in Equestria
  2. >You are Domino, writefag extraordinaire
  3. >As you stand on your roof, you admire the greatest creation ponykind has ever seen
  4. >The Explorer MD(pic related)
  5. >Back on earth, you were a pilot
  6. >You decided to continue your profession in Equestria, giving earth ponies and unicorns the gift of flight
  7. >You smile as you think back to the numerous pegasi lost to your helicopter blades
  8. >That'll teach those bastards to fly in your airspace
  9. >You hear hoofsteps behind you as your first appointment arrives
  10. >You turn around to face the pony, and your smile drops
  11. "Fluttershy, what are you doing here?"
  12. >She lightly kicks a shingle on your roof before stepping onto the helipad and mumbling something
  13. "Speak up, dammit."
  14. >"I-I want to f-fly."
  15. >You stare at her with the most deadpan expression you can muster
  16. >From behind her mane, you can see an awkward smile
  17. "Fluttershy, you can already fly. Why do you n-"
  18. >Before you can finish Fluttershy pulls a large sack of bits from her saddlebags
  19. >"I c-can pay in f-full."
  20. >You stare in silence for a minute before letting out a groan and stepping aside
  21. "Get in the helicopter."
  22. >Fluttershy beams at you as she hops into the co-pilot's chair
  23. >You take your seat and brief her on flight safety
  24. "Don't touch anything."
  25. >With that, you take off and start your rounds
  26. >You fly around the town, pointing out the different landmarks and scenery
  27. >As you finish the tour, you begin to raise altitude, bringing the helicopter higher and higher
  28. >"U-um, Anon?"
  29. >You turn to the pegasus and raise an eyebrow
  30. >"Is f-flying your fetish?"
  31. >You smile and face forward again
  32. "Yes it is, Fluttershy. Yes it is."
  33.  
  34. >And then they fucked in a helicopter a kilometer above the ground
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